The WORST episodes of Lopez vs Lopez
Every episode of Lopez vs Lopez ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Lopez vs Lopez!
A working-class family comedy about dysfunction, reconnection and all the pain and joy in between.

#1 - Lopez vs Moving On
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/2/2024
When Mayan loses her job, she goes to work for George and discovers there's nothing easy about working for Lop-EZ Movers. Rosie gives Quinten a loan that comes with a whole lot of terms and conditions.

#2 - Lopez vs Ghosts
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 1/6/2023
When the Lopez home is disturbed by an evil spirit, the family enlists a curandero who tells them the house isn’t haunted, it’s George! The ghost of his grandmother is hell-bent on righting a past wrong and will keep throwing chanclas at his big head until he does it.

#3 - Lopez vs Santa
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/6/2024
While Mayan tries to track down the perfect Christmas gift for Chance, George has to settle a feud with Santa that stretches back to George's childhood. Quinten tries to shake Rosie out of her holiday blues.

#4 - Lopez vs Gaslighting
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/9/2022
Mayan discovers Rosie has spent years secretly blaming George for parenting mistakes she made. George coaches Chance's T-ball team to always play fair... unless you're losing.

#5 - Lopez vs Dreams
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/23/2024
When George's vivid dreams reveal he has feelings for Rosie, he avoids sleeping and gets distracted at work. When Chance tests at a genius-level IQ, Mayan and Quinten fear that they're a couple of dum-dums.

#6 - Lopez vs Swap Meet
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/9/2024
When Quinten misses out on a promotion at the Apple Store for being too soft, George and Oscar take him to the swap meet to teach him how to get hard. A leopard-print-loving Rosie finds out that Mayan thinks she's tacky.

#7 - Lopez vs Anxiety
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/11/2022
George believes he can fix Mayan's anxiety by building her a special Lopez security system built with items from the dollar store.

#8 - Lopez vs Pride
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 1/13/2023
When Mayan becomes the brand ambassador for a human-grade dog food, George struggles to say he's proud of her for eating it. When Chance stops using his dad's last name at school, Quinten worries he's embarrassed of him.

#9 - Lopez vs Raider Nation
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/16/2024
As part of Alcoholics Anonymous, George makes amends with everyone except Oscar, who seeks an apology at a football game, but a run-in with Marshawn Lynch fumbles the plan. Mayan and Quinten try to spark Rosie's love life but end up getting burned.

#10 - Lopez vs Birthdays
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/2/2022
On Chance's birthday, George throws a party, and Rosie's sisters throw shade.

#11 - Lopez vs Christmas
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/16/2022
To get Mayan's divorced parents to spend Nochebuena together, she must convince Rosie to hand in her Christmas crown and George to give up the thing he loves most: beer.

#12 - Lopez vs Orlando
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/22/2024
When Rosie's spoiled nephew Orlando visits, Mayan sets out to expose Rosie's cultural gender bias. George wants to teach Chance the value of hard work, but, instead, helps him create a toxic work environment.

#13 - Lopez vs Dog Quinces
Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 3/31/2023
When Churro the chihuahua turns 15, the Lopezes throw her a Quinceanera that quickly goes to the dogs. Quinten tries to help Oscar find his soul mate or, at the very least, a date.

#14 - Lopez vs Primos
Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired 3/17/2023
When her primos visit, Mayan and Quinten get a taste of what life could have been like had they made different choices. Rosie enlists the help of Oscar to help sell life insurance policies to her machista Latinx male clients.

#16 - Pilot
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/4/2022
When Mayan deals with a difficult client at work, George teaches her how to handle her the Lopez way.

#17 - Lopez vs Escándalo
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 1/3/2025
George has a big secret to keep when he starts spending time with Rosie's ex-fiancé behind her back. Mayan tries to manage a customer's move herself. Quinten tries to tackle a plumbing problem at home without George's help.

#18 - Lopez vs Josué
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 1/10/2025
George is recruited to be the star witness when Rosie sues her ex-fiance Josue for the egregious offense of wasting her time. Quinten finds himself feeling pushed out when Chance and Mayan bond over Mayan's past life as a DJ.

#20 - Lopez vs Neighbors
Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 2/10/2023
When George starts a prank war with a neighborhood rival, Mayan is torn between loyalty to "the Lopez way" and her desire to preserve a new friendship. Chance discovers the thrill of forbidden love.

#22 - Lopez vs Let It Go
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/16/2024
George joins a meditation group led by Carlos the Curandero, a spiritual healer whose mantra is "let it go," however, Mayan worries her dad is letting go of too much, including their living room furniture. A burnout threatens to move next door.


#25 - Lopez vs Halloween
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/25/2024
George gets haunted and taunted by his ancestors on Día de Los Muertos. A maturing Chance refuses to participate in a family Halloween costume.



