The WORST episodes of Lopez vs Lopez

Every episode of Lopez vs Lopez ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Lopez vs Lopez!

A working-class family comedy about dysfunction, reconnection and all the pain and joy in between.

Last Updated: 10/22/2024Network: NBCStatus: Continuing
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Lopez vs Moving On
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6.68
25 votes

#1 - Lopez vs Moving On

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/2/2024

When Mayan loses her job, she goes to work for George and discovers there's nothing easy about working for Lop-EZ Movers. Rosie gives Quinten a loan that comes with a whole lot of terms and conditions.

Writer: Lesley Wake
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Lopez vs Ghosts
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6.96
55 votes

#2 - Lopez vs Ghosts

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 1/6/2023

When the Lopez home is disturbed by an evil spirit, the family enlists a curandero who tells them the house isn’t haunted, it’s George! The ghost of his grandmother is hell-bent on righting a past wrong and will keep throwing chanclas at his big head until he does it.

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Lopez vs Gaslighting
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7.20
49 votes

#3 - Lopez vs Gaslighting

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/9/2022

Mayan discovers Rosie has spent years secretly blaming George for parenting mistakes she made. George coaches Chance's T-ball team to always play fair... unless you're losing.

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Lopez vs Anxiety
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7.27
81 votes

#4 - Lopez vs Anxiety

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/11/2022

George believes he can fix Mayan's anxiety by building her a special Lopez security system built with items from the dollar store.

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Lopez vs Pride
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7.33
54 votes

#5 - Lopez vs Pride

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 1/13/2023

When Mayan becomes the brand ambassador for a human-grade dog food, George struggles to say he's proud of her for eating it. When Chance stops using his dad's last name at school, Quinten worries he's embarrassed of him.

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Lopez vs Christmas
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7.36
36 votes

#6 - Lopez vs Christmas

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/16/2022

To get Mayan's divorced parents to spend Nochebuena together, she must convince Rosie to hand in her Christmas crown and George to give up the thing he loves most: beer.

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Lopez vs Dreams
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7.40
25 votes

#7 - Lopez vs Dreams

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/23/2024

When George's vivid dreams reveal he has feelings for Rosie, he avoids sleeping and gets distracted at work. When Chance tests at a genius-level IQ, Mayan and Quinten fear that they're a couple of dum-dums.

Directors: Phill Lewis
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Lopez vs Birthdays
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7.40
52 votes

#8 - Lopez vs Birthdays

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/2/2022

On Chance's birthday, George throws a party, and Rosie's sisters throw shade.

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Lopez vs Dog Quinces
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7.48
50 votes

#9 - Lopez vs Dog Quinces

Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 3/31/2023

When Churro the chihuahua turns 15, the Lopezes throw her a Quinceanera that quickly goes to the dogs. Quinten tries to help Oscar find his soul mate or, at the very least, a date.

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Lopez vs Primos
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7.48
52 votes

#10 - Lopez vs Primos

Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired 3/17/2023

When her primos visit, Mayan and Quinten get a taste of what life could have been like had they made different choices. Rosie enlists the help of Oscar to help sell life insurance policies to her machista Latinx male clients.

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Lopez vs Raider Nation
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7.48
27 votes

#11 - Lopez vs Raider Nation

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/16/2024

As part of Alcoholics Anonymous, George makes amends with everyone except Oscar, who seeks an apology at a football game, but a run-in with Marshawn Lynch fumbles the plan. Mayan and Quinten try to spark Rosie's love life but end up getting burned.

Directors: Phill Lewis
Writer: Omar Ponce
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Lopez vs Wedding
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7.50
16 votes

#12 - Lopez vs Wedding

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/18/2024

Mayan and Quinten refuse to let George and Rosie hijack their vision for the upcoming wedding, even if they have no idea what that vision is. Oscar teaches Chance how to be the best "best man."

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Lopez vs Neighbors
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7.50
56 votes

#13 - Lopez vs Neighbors

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 2/10/2023

When George starts a prank war with a neighborhood rival, Mayan is torn between loyalty to "the Lopez way" and her desire to preserve a new friendship. Chance discovers the thrill of forbidden love.

Directors: Phill Lewis
Writer: Dan Signer
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Lopez vs Bucket Crabs
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7.54
50 votes

#14 - Lopez vs Bucket Crabs

Season 1 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/2/2023

An old grudge reaches a boiling point when George is forced to work with a longtime business rival. Mayan gets crabby when a stay-at-home mom makes her feel like a bad parent.

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Lopez vs Work
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7.55
53 votes

#15 - Lopez vs Work

Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired 3/10/2023

George believes all of Mayan's problems can be solved by taking a second job, while Mayan thinks her parents work too hard. Oscar and Momo compete for the title of George's best friend.

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Lopez vs Let It Go
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7.55
29 votes

#16 - Lopez vs Let It Go

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/16/2024

George joins a meditation group led by Carlos the Curandero, a spiritual healer whose mantra is "let it go," however, Mayan worries her dad is letting go of too much, including their living room furniture. A burnout threatens to move next door.

Directors: Phill Lewis
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Lopez vs Los Doyers
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7.57
61 votes

#17 - Lopez vs Los Doyers

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 2/3/2023

When Quinten joins George's fantasy baseball league, he hits a home run with the guys but strikes out with Mayan. Chance finds out Rosie's using him in her insurance ads and turns into a total diva.

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Lopez vs Swap Meet
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7.58
26 votes

#18 - Lopez vs Swap Meet

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/9/2024

When Quinten misses out on a promotion at the Apple Store for being too soft, George and Oscar take him to the swap meet to teach him how to get hard. A leopard-print-loving Rosie finds out that Mayan thinks she's tacky.

Directors: Danielle Fishel
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Pilot
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7.60
94 votes

#19 - Pilot

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/4/2022

When Mayan deals with a difficult client at work, George teaches her how to handle her the Lopez way.

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Lopez vs Van Bryan
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7.60
62 votes

#20 - Lopez vs Van Bryan

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 1/20/2023

When Quinten's perfect dad, Sam, comes into town, George tries to prove to the family that Sam is as much of a dirtbag as he is.

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Lopez vs Español
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7.60
55 votes

#21 - Lopez vs Español

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/18/2022

Mayan lies about speaking Spanish to be seen as a real Lopez in George's eyes, but the results are no bueno. Rosie attempts to teach a stubborn Chance Spanish.

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Lopez vs Second Chances
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7.67
57 votes

#22 - Lopez vs Second Chances

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 3/3/2023

George shows he is a less-than-perfect babysitter when he loses Chance at a discount department store. Quinten discovers Mayan's been holding out on him.

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Lopez vs Last Call
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7.70
44 votes

#23 - Lopez vs Last Call

Season 1 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/9/2023

George hits the bottle as Mayan hits her limit with his behavior. Rosie is drunk with jealousy when Chance announces George is his hero.

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Lopez vs Cheating
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7.71
52 votes

#24 - Lopez vs Cheating

Season 1 - Episode 16 - Aired 3/24/2023

When a visiting veterinarian takes an interest in Mayan, she worries that she might be destined to repeat the Lopez legacy of cheating, dating all the way back to her Aztec ancestor, Tonto Tecate-Can.

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Lopez vs Appropriation
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7.74
53 votes

#25 - Lopez vs Appropriation

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 2/17/2023

Mayan and George disagree about how to handle a lucrative business opportunity. Rosie's ethics are put to the test in the kitchen.

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