The BEST episodes of Lopez vs Lopez
Every episode of Lopez vs Lopez ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Lopez vs Lopez!
A working-class family comedy about dysfunction, reconnection and all the pain and joy in between.
#1 - Lopez vs Escándalo
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 1/3/2025
George has a big secret to keep when he starts spending time with Rosie's ex-fiancé behind her back. Mayan tries to manage a customer's move herself. Quinten tries to tackle a plumbing problem at home without George's help.
#2 - Lopez vs Moving On
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/2/2024
When Mayan loses her job, she goes to work for George and discovers there's nothing easy about working for Lop-EZ Movers. Rosie gives Quinten a loan that comes with a whole lot of terms and conditions.
#3 - Lopez vs Swap Meet
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/9/2024
When Quinten misses out on a promotion at the Apple Store for being too soft, George and Oscar take him to the swap meet to teach him how to get hard. A leopard-print-loving Rosie finds out that Mayan thinks she's tacky.
#4 - Lopez vs Pizza
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/9/2024
The stress of Mayan and Quinten's new jobs leads to an unexpected amount of conflict and pizza. George and Rosie find a way to benefit from the mayhem.
#5 - Lopez vs Confessions
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/30/2024
George thinks Rosie's fiancé might be hiding an unholy secret, so he goes undercover to get him to confess and expose the truth. With wedding bells in the air, Chance puts pressure on Mayan and Quinten about why they're not married.
#6 - Lopez vs Let It Go
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/16/2024
George joins a meditation group led by Carlos the Curandero, a spiritual healer whose mantra is "let it go," however, Mayan worries her dad is letting go of too much, including their living room furniture. A burnout threatens to move next door.
#7 - Lopez vs Raider Nation
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/16/2024
As part of Alcoholics Anonymous, George makes amends with everyone except Oscar, who seeks an apology at a football game, but a run-in with Marshawn Lynch fumbles the plan. Mayan and Quinten try to spark Rosie's love life but end up getting burned.
#8 - Lopez vs Dreams
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/23/2024
When George's vivid dreams reveal he has feelings for Rosie, he avoids sleeping and gets distracted at work. When Chance tests at a genius-level IQ, Mayan and Quinten fear that they're a couple of dum-dums.
#9 - Lopez vs George
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 4/30/2024
Secrets rain down on the Lopez clan like candy from an exploding piñata when Mayan invites her therapist, Dr. Glenda Brenda, to mediate some family drama at Rosie's engagement party.
#10 - Lopez vs Lisa
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/23/2024
Mayan worries when George gets into a hairy situation dating a hot hairdresser. Josué gets locked into a competition with the other man in Rosie's life: her grandson, Chance.
#11 - Lopez vs Wedding
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/18/2024
Mayan and Quinten refuse to let George and Rosie hijack their vision for the upcoming wedding, even if they have no idea what that vision is. Oscar teaches Chance how to be the best "best man."
#12 - Lopez vs Halloween
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/25/2024
George gets haunted and taunted by his ancestors on Día de Los Muertos. A maturing Chance refuses to participate in a family Halloween costume.
#13 - Lopez vs Sobriety
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/2/2024
Mayan discovers that sobriety hasn't made George any less annoying when he challenges the family to give up their own addictions. His new sponsor, Iggy, shows the Lopezes that sobriety is no piece of cake.
#15 - Lopez vs the Roast of George Lopez
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/8/2024
After George experiences a minor fall that leaves him with cake on his face, the family begins to treat him like a fragile old man. When Chance is caught using a curse word, Rosie questions Mayan's modern parenting techniques.
#16 - Lopez vs Friends
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/15/2024
When Mayan realizes her only friend is her mother, she desperately attempts to pick up where she left off with an old classmate. George is fed up with the family treating Churro more like a baby than a dog.
#17 - Lopez vs Orlando
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/22/2024
When Rosie's spoiled nephew Orlando visits, Mayan sets out to expose Rosie's cultural gender bias. George wants to teach Chance the value of hard work, but, instead, helps him create a toxic work environment.
#18 - Lopez vs Santa
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/6/2024
While Mayan tries to track down the perfect Christmas gift for Chance, George has to settle a feud with Santa that stretches back to George's childhood. Quinten tries to shake Rosie out of her holiday blues.
#19 - Lopez vs Dateline
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/13/2024
When George's controversial new appliance turns up dead, he mounts a true-crime investigation. Chance tests the bounds of honesty with his family.
#20 - Lopez vs Josué
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 1/10/2025
George is recruited to be the star witness when Rosie sues her ex-fiance Josue for the egregious offense of wasting her time. Quinten finds himself feeling pushed out when Chance and Mayan bond over Mayan's past life as a DJ.
#21 - Lopez vs Memories
Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/17/2025
George attempts to face the painful past to recover home videos; Mayan and Quinten have mixed feelings when Rosie finally dates a nice guy who also happens to be Quinten's boss.
#22 - Lopez vs Elsa
Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/31/2025
Mayan pushes George to meet up with his estranged mother, Elsa. Rosie and Quinten reconnect with their inner divas when they get a karaoke machine.
#23 - Lopez vs Lockout
Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 2/7/2025
When George's mother, Elsa, changes the locks on Mayan and Quinten's house, George enlists the help of his lawyer cousin, who reveals surprising information about Elsa. Mayan and Quinten receive news about their future.
#24 - Lopez vs Appropriation
Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 2/17/2023
Mayan and George disagree about how to handle a lucrative business opportunity. Rosie's ethics are put to the test in the kitchen.
#25 - Lopez vs Anxiety
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/11/2022
George believes he can fix Mayan's anxiety by building her a special Lopez security system built with items from the dollar store.