The BEST episodes written by Dan Signer

Mr. Young
star
9.49
37 votes

#1 - Mr. Young

Mr. Young - Season 1 - Episode 1

Adam Young, a fourteen-year-old genius, starts work as a high school science teacher. When the school bully, Jordan "Slab" Slabinski, threatens to beat him up and steals Adam's master key and wreaks havoc throughout the school. Now Adam must get creative in order to resolve the conflict and outwit the big oaf, or his first day on the job could be his last.

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Drinking and Driving
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8.50
158 votes

#2 - Drinking and Driving

One Day at a Time (2017) - Season 3 - Episode 12

After putting Alex in a difficult position, Schneider gets tough love from Penelope. Dr. B consults Lydia's bouquet list for "non-iversary" gift ideas.

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Summer of Our Discontent
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8.34
60 votes

#3 - Summer of Our Discontent

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody - Season 3 - Episode 2

Cody searches for a summer job, and finds a "help wanted" sign at the local mini-mart. When the owner realizes Cody is friends with London, he will only hire Cody if he will set him up on a date with her. Zack discovers he is the smartest student in his summer-school class, all the other kids make fun of him.

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transplANTed
star
8.22
88 votes

#4 - transplANTed

A.N.T. Farm - Season 1 - Episode 1

11 year old Chyna starts her first day at High School as part of the Advanced Natural Talents (ANT) Program. There she meets Olive (who is smart) and Fletcher (who is a good artist and has a crush on Chyna). Chyna's two new friends help her learn the ropes of her new school. But, Chyna of course doesn't fit in. So, she decides to sneak into a party and show the High Schoolers what shes got. But, Olive, Fletcher and Cameron (Chyna's brother) might ruin her chances.

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Here Comes the Bride
star
8.00
2 votes

#5 - Here Comes the Bride

All of Us - Season 1 - Episode 3

When Robert invites Tia to move into his closet space, she gets jealous when she discovers his old wedding video showing a happy Robert with his now ex-wife Neesee. Meanwhile, a misunderstanding about which videotape Tia actually found gives Neesee leverage in a battle with Robert over who gets custody of Bobby's Jr.'s old crib.

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Citizen Lydia
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8.00
164 votes

#6 - Citizen Lydia

One Day at a Time (2017) - Season 2 - Episode 12

Lydia and Schneider take their U.S. citizenship tests. Penelope wonders if she'd be willing to have another child to fulfill Max's wish to be a dad.

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Trouble in Tokyo
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7.93
28 votes

#7 - Trouble in Tokyo

The Suite Life on Deck - Season 3 - Episode 11

Carey joins the boys while they're in Japan when she's selected to star in a soda commercial by a businessman who's taken a liking to her when he saw her perform at the Tipton. Shooting the commercial is difficult enough since the soda is flavored with shrimp and tastes awful. Things get worse when Zack smashes an expensive camera and the family has to pay for it by becoming tasters at the soda factory. Meanwhile, Woody is able to defeat a sumo wrestler in the ring to win an unlimited ship gold card. However, having lost his confidence, the wrestler continuously hangs around Woody, getting him annoyed to the point of facing him in the ring again in hopes he finally leaves the ship. Also, London does everything she can to avoid going to the dentist.

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Silent Treatment
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7.83
84 votes

#8 - Silent Treatment

The Suite Life on Deck - Season 3 - Episode 1

Cody leaves the ship following his break up with Bailey to join an elite, non-religious, monk-like club which he hopes will help him get over the break up. Zack and Woody are determined to go there and save Cody. Meanwhile, London and Miss Tutweiller try to console Bailey by giving her relationship advice.

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Roots
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7.80
171 votes

#9 - Roots

One Day at a Time (2017) - Season 2 - Episode 4

Elena is horrified to learn that her grandmother doesn't vote. Penelope teaches her son all her tricks on how to save money at the movie theater.

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Penny Pinching
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7.73
137 votes

#10 - Penny Pinching

One Day at a Time (2017) - Season 4 - Episode 2

After a disastrous evening, Penelope realizes she needs to change her relationship to money and do the unthinkable—buy something new. Meanwhile, Elena struggles to make it to an important e-sports match.

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Nip It in the Bud
star
7.71
165 votes

#11 - Nip It in the Bud

One Day at a Time (2017) - Season 3 - Episode 5

Penelope catches Alex smoking pot at a concert. When Lydia develops a cough at the opera, she tries Dr. B's special lozenges.

Splash & Trash
star
7.70
35 votes

#12 - Splash & Trash

The Suite Life on Deck - Season 1 - Episode 18

Zack and Woody are convinced that a girl the S.S. Tipton rescued from the ocean is actually a mermaid. They make multiple attempts to prove it, but are unsuccessful. Upon her telling Zack that she is really a competitive swimmer and extremely busy training for the Olympics, Zack decides to teach her how to relax. Meanwhile, Cody is fired as the ship's towel boy after he doesn't allow passengers to use multiple towels in an attempt to protect the environment. He also puts up a show to portray the future of the Earth if this kind of overuse continues, which ultimately gets him re-hired as towel boy.

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Lip Syncin' in the Rain
star
7.64
58 votes

#13 - Lip Syncin' in the Rain

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody - Season 3 - Episode 9

London (even though she can't sing or dance) gets the role of Sharpay in their school production of High School Musical instead of Maddie because Mr. Tipton is financing the director's play "Floss" on Broadway. Zack has to work backstage for detention and Cody gets the part of Troy.

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The Beauty and the Fleeced
star
7.60
48 votes

#14 - The Beauty and the Fleeced

The Suite Life on Deck - Season 2 - Episode 12

Zack, Marcus, and Woody create a fake beauty pageant so they can meet girls. When Mr. Moseby learns of their plans, he punishes them by forcing them to see it through. Meanwhile, Bailey enters the pageant to try to beat London and hires Cody as her coach, but gets mad at him when he becomes too controlling.

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Nugget of History
star
7.59
55 votes

#15 - Nugget of History

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody - Season 2 - Episode 32

Zack receives help for a history report from Mr. Moseby's grandmother, when she comes to visit. Meanwhile, Mr. Tipton forces London to get a job.

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mutANT farm
star
7.57
53 votes

#16 - mutANT farm

A.N.T. Farm - Season 1 - Episode 14

It’s Halloween at Webster High School and it’s Chyna Parks’ first day in the Mutant Program, where monsters go to school with normal high school students. Chyna is Medusa so she fits right in with her new Mutant Program friends: Olive, a mad scientist, Fletcher, a vampire and Angus, a zombie. However, Lexi and the normal kids are terrified of the mutants, so Gibson pairs everybody off to help prepare for the Halloween dance.

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Lopez vs Neighbors
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7.51
55 votes

#17 - Lopez vs Neighbors

Lopez vs Lopez - Season 1 - Episode 11

When George starts a prank war with a neighborhood rival, Mayan is torn between loyalty to "the Lopez way" and her desire to preserve a new friendship. Chance discovers the thrill of forbidden love.

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Sink or Swim
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7.50
59 votes

#18 - Sink or Swim

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody - Season 3 - Episode 3

The tabloids report London doesn't know how to swim, so she takes swimming lessons. Zack has been offered to work at the hotel as a plumber or to work at a local market.

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Spatial Profiling
star
7.50
2 votes

#19 - Spatial Profiling

All of Us - Season 1 - Episode 7

When the station does a profile on Robert's home life, he insists that both Tia and Neesee be included, but when Neesee is edited out of the version that airs, the kids at Bobby's Jr.'s school joke that Neesee must be the nanny. Meanwhile, Neesee retaliates by filing a complaint that Tia and Robert's relationship is in violation of the rule against teachers dating students' parents.

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Tiptonline
star
7.50
31 votes

#20 - Tiptonline

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody - Season 3 - Episode 16

Cody helps London with her online video website. Meanwhile, Zack and Mr. Moseby become addicted to a certain video game.

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some enchANTed evening
star
7.47
17 votes

#21 - some enchANTed evening

A.N.T. Farm - Season 1 - Episode 22

Fletcher asks Chyna out. Olive tells her to lie so she does not hurt Fletcher's feelings. Chyna says that she has a boyfriend so Fletcher lies and says he has a girlfriend. Olive suggests they should double date so the two must find fake dates. Meanwhile, Gibson coaches the cheerleading team because Coach Mandy died, but Lexi wants to win an upcoming cheerleading contest and thinks he is a bad coach. She fires him, and Gibson shows up at the contest with his own team.

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patANT pending
star
7.41
17 votes

#22 - patANT pending

A.N.T. Farm - Season 1 - Episode 23

Olive and Fletcher exclude Chyna from their product idea. Meanwhile, Paisley gets attention from her injuries and Lexi get jealous.

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The Mommy and the Swami
star
7.31
65 votes

#23 - The Mommy and the Swami

The Suite Life on Deck - Season 1 - Episode 12

When the ship stops in India, Cody takes Zack with him to visit his guru, a Swami who lives in the top of a mountain who charges high prices for everything he sells. Eventually, Zack and Cody run out of money and join the Swami's worldwide call center. Meanwhile, Mr. Moseby is having computer problems and is trying to contact the call center for help, but without any success. Padma, who was originally London's roommate on the ship, but left after London bribed her, asks London to help convince her mother that she was still at sea. It is later shown that the help center Moseby was calling was run by the Swami, who used an American accent.

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iPod
star
7.14
14 votes

#24 - iPod

Stacked - Season 2 - Episode 5

Skyler finds a woman's iPod at the bookstore so Gavin dates the 23-year-old who lies about more than just her age.

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you're the one that I wANT
star
7.14
43 votes

#25 - you're the one that I wANT

A.N.T. Farm - Season 1 - Episode 20

When Chyna gets the lead in the school musical, Lexi tries to sabotage the show with the help of Fletcher, who does not want Chyna to fall for the leading man, Jared. Meanwhile, Cameron learns that Gibson has been living at the school and offers to let him stay in his family's living room.

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Romancing The Stones
star
7.08
12 votes

#26 - Romancing The Stones

Stacked - Season 2 - Episode 9

When Gavin experiences all the symptoms for gallstones, he decides to get surgery. When the nurse gives numbing drugs, Gavin tells Skyler he loves her—and it wasn't just the drugs talking!

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Frozen
star
7.04
41 votes

#27 - Frozen

The Suite Life on Deck - Season 3 - Episode 14

Cody goes to a scientific research facility in Antarctica, and Zack and Woody tag along to go snowmobiling. But after they arrive, the head scientist steals their snowmobile, stranding the boys at the facility, leaving them to find ways to survive until help arrives. Meanwhile, London's favorite fashion designer comes on board to announce he's quitting the business. She eventually tries to inspire him to find some new ideas for designs and come out of retirement.

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Mr. Detention
star
7.00
4 votes

#28 - Mr. Detention

Mr. Young - Season 1 - Episode 4

Adam learns that Echo is taking the same route home from school and is excited to walk with her. That is, until he learns he has detention duty and the only way to get out of it is to prevent anyone from getting in trouble...including Slab.

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performANTS
star
6.98
43 votes

#29 - performANTS

A.N.T. Farm - Season 1 - Episode 21

Chyna, Olive, Fletcher, and Angus want to go to an upcoming concert with older kids, but they know Chyna's mom will never let them go. In order to convince her, they pretend they're going to see a kid's band, which backfires when she decides to tag along. Meanwhile, Cameron tries to get backstage at the concert.

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Poker
star
6.75
12 votes

#30 - Poker

Stacked - Season 2 - Episode 13

Gavin gets engrossed in online poker game. That's when his ex-wife shows up telling him he has to take their son for a haircut for his interview at the school they hope to get him in. But Gavin had already agreed to do it tomorrow and is doing so well at the game, he lets Skylar take him. But when they come back, the style he chose is not exactly what they hoped he would get. So Gavin dreads telling his ex what happened because he knows she won't approve of him choosing gambling over their son's welfare. And when a guy sits in Harold's chair, he tries to get him to leave.

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cANTonese style cuisine
star
6.71
78 votes

#31 - cANTonese style cuisine

A.N.T. Farm - Season 1 - Episode 15

Chyna is overheard singing by pop superstar Madam Goo Goo, and is totally star-struck when she is given Goo Goo’s phone number so they can work together on a song. However, when the ANTs go on a field trip to a fortune cookie factory, Chyna realizes she lost Goo Goo’s number. So Olive, Fletcher and Angus help retrace Chyna’s steps back to the factory to find the misplaced number. Meanwhile, Lexi finds out she wasn’t invited to a fellow cheerleaders birthday party.

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replicANT
star
6.33
86 votes

#32 - replicANT

A.N.T. Farm - Season 1 - Episode 8

Chyna falls for a new student in the A.N.T. Program from England. He's another artistic genius who goes to school as a robot. But when Chyna tries to ask him out, he asks for advice from Fletcher. Chyna tells Fletcher there's a artistic guy that she is secretly in love with, and if she should ask him out. and Fletcher thinks she is thinking about him. But when he finds out that Chyna and the new kid from England are going out, Fletcher gets help from Angus to sabotage the date. Meanwhile, Darryl challenges Olive and Cameron at the arcade to see who can get the highest score on a game, Donkey King.

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Mr. Dog
star
6.00
1 votes

#33 - Mr. Dog

Mr. Young - Season 1 - Episode 15

Adam believes that a professor has been nominated for a Nobel Prize, based on research he stole from Adam. When he and Derby break in to the professor’s office to search for proof and discover he’s blind, Adam convinces Derby to become a seeing-eye dog, and sniff out the evidence.

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