The BEST episodes of Inside No. 9

Every episode of Inside No. 9 ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Inside No. 9!

Jaws will drop and spines will tingle. Heads might even roll. Darkly twisted comic tales from the imaginations of Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith, joined by a host of stars.

Last Updated: 9/26/2024Network: BBC TwoStatus: Ended
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The 12 Days of Christine
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8.24
577 votes

#1 - The 12 Days of Christine

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/2/2015

Christine Clarke brings a new man back to her flat from a New Year's Eve party, and immediately her life starts to unravel. Who is the terrifying stranger that keeps appearing in the flat at night?

Directors: Guillem Morales
Watch Now:Amazon
A Quiet Night In
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8.12
763 votes

#2 - A Quiet Night In

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/12/2014

Gerald owns a beautiful house with lots of beautiful, valuable things in it. Things that might become the target of an audacious criminal enterprise.

Directors: David Kerr
Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
Once Removed
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8.11
384 votes

#3 - Once Removed

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/16/2018

According to the Holmes & Rahe Stress Scale, moving house is only 32nd on the list. But anything could happen in the last ten minutes.

Directors: Jim O'Hanlon
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Misdirection
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7.98
240 votes

#4 - Misdirection

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/24/2020

World-famous magician Neville Griffin is extremely protective of his secrets, but student journalist Gabriel is determined to get an interview nonetheless. Griffin actually believes that stealing a magic trick is probably worse than murder. How would he know that, exactly?

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The Riddle of the Sphinx
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7.96
497 votes

#5 - The Riddle of the Sphinx

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/28/2017

Nina thinks Professor Squires has all the answers, but neither know what the future holds. With deadly intent, they commence a battle of wits.

Directors: Guillem Morales
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Empty Orchestra
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7.94
490 votes

#6 - Empty Orchestra

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/7/2017

What better way to celebrate Roger's promotion than a full-on, old-school karaoke session? An evening of hopes, dreams, intrigue, romance, betrayal and an awful lot of singing.

Directors: Guillem Morales
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Lip Service
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7.90
193 votes

#7 - Lip Service

Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/24/2021

Felix is pretty certain his wife is up to something with her boss Dmitri, so he decides to hire some help to prove things one way or the other. When professional lip-reader Iris arrives with her powerful binoculars, the couple stake out a hotel bedroom and start to gather their evidence.

Directors: Guillem Morales
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Tempting Fate
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7.90
375 votes

#8 - Tempting Fate

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/6/2018

A dead hoarder's flat, a blood-stained floor, a dead rat and a terrible, inescapable curse from beyond the grave. All in an ordinary day's work for council contractors Keith, Nick and Maz.

Directors: Jim O'Hanlon
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Bernie Clifton's Dressing Room
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7.87
402 votes

#9 - Bernie Clifton's Dressing Room

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/9/2018

Len and Tommy last performed together 30 years ago. Tommy walked out and that was that for the double act - until now.

Directors: Graeme Harper
Watch Now:Amazon
Tom and Gerri
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7.87
656 votes

#10 - Tom and Gerri

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/19/2014

Tom is a primary school teacher with ambitious ideas of becoming an author. When he tries to repay a good turn from a late-night caller, he gradually becomes the victim of his own generosity.

Directors: David Kerr
Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
Cold Comfort
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7.85
490 votes

#11 - Cold Comfort

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/16/2015

It is Andy's first day as a volunteer at the Comfort Support Line call centre. Is he really prepared for what is to come?

Watch Now:Amazon
Zanzibar
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7.83
430 votes

#12 - Zanzibar

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/2/2018

Proposals, plots and prostitutes combine for a comedy of errors on floor nine. Welcome to London's Hotel Zanzibar.

Directors: David Kerr
Watch Now:Amazon
La Couchette
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7.79
525 votes

#13 - La Couchette

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/26/2015

On board the sleeper from Paris to Bourg St Maurice, a motley collection of passengers try to sleep as the train makes its way across France.

Directors: Guillem Morales
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To Have And To Hold
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7.76
362 votes

#14 - To Have And To Hold

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/23/2018

Adrian photographs weddings, but his own marriage is far from happy. Can they make a fresh start or have they run out of love, trust and time?

Directors: David Kerr
Watch Now:Amazon
Sardines
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7.65
939 votes

#15 - Sardines

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/5/2014

At Rebecca and Jeremy's engagement party, guests arrive to wish the couple well but a bedroom with old baggage in it has been left unlocked...

Directors: David Kerr
Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
Nana's Party
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7.61
440 votes

#16 - Nana's Party

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/23/2015

It is Nana's special day: it isn't every day you get to be 79. She is excited about spending the afternoon with her whole family, even Pat and Jim.

Watch Now:Amazon
Simon Says
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7.60
192 votes

#17 - Simon Says

Season 6 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/17/2021

Everyone says the Season 7 finale of fantasy epic The Ninth Circle was pretty disappointing. But not everyone thinks that it has to be the end of the matter.

Watch Now:Amazon
Private View
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7.59
445 votes

#18 - Private View

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/21/2017

A very special invitation to a private view of Elliot Quinn's final exhibition of pieces at The Nine Gallery.

Directors: Guillem Morales
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Wise Owl
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7.57
148 votes

#19 - Wise Owl

Season 7 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/1/2022

Everyone remembers the Wise Owl, of course - the bossy cartoon bird keeping children safe back in the 1970s. Those old information films had a lasting effect on all of us, especially Ronnie, who has spent his entire life trying to do the right thing. But what is right? And what is wrong?

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The Bill
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7.57
502 votes

#20 - The Bill

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/21/2017

A night out with friends at a local restaurant - sounds like a lot of fun. But ultimately, of course, somebody has to pay.

Directors: Guillem Morales
Watch Now:Amazon
CTRL, ALT, ESC
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7.57
90 votes

#21 - CTRL, ALT, ESC

Season 9 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/29/2024

Jason, Lynne and their two teenage daughters try out their local escape room, The Killer’s Lair. It’s not really the girls’ idea of fun, but they love their dad, and he loves following the clues and solving the puzzles. Will they get out before they run out of time?

Directors: George Kane
Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
The Trolley Problem
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7.56
98 votes

#22 - The Trolley Problem

Season 9 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/15/2024

Blake saves a man from leaping to his death from a bridge. The poor guy probably just needs someone to talk to. But is it a good idea to bring him back home?

Directors: Al Campbell
Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
Boo to a Goose
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7.55
114 votes

#23 - Boo to a Goose

Season 9 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/8/2024

Late-night passengers get stuck in a tunnel when their train breaks down. Patiently, they wait for the replacement service until a nurse gets her purse stolen and tempers start to fray.

Directors: George Kane
Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
The Last Weekend
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7.50
124 votes

#24 - The Last Weekend

Season 8 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/25/2023

Joe and Chas have been together for nine years. It's a long time to be truly in love with someone. But how long does it take to properly say goodbye?

Directors: Ian Bevitt
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Plodding On
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7.50
88 votes

#25 - Plodding On

Season 9 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/12/2024

The final episode of the award-winning anthology of films, written by and starring Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith.

Directors: George Kane
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