The WORST episodes of I Am Weasel
Every episode of I Am Weasel ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of I Am Weasel!
An intentionally famous genius, I. M. Weasel is envied by the his less-than-clever counterpart, I. R. Baboon. No matter what outlandish adventure I. R. Baboon undertakes, it seems that the wordly I. M. Weasel is there before him, winning the adultation of all. Such acclaim frustrates I. R. Baboon, often leading him to him to exclaim: "Why is always him? Should be I?". I Am Weasel started as the segment of Cow and Chicken but in Season 5 it became an independent show.
#1 - Dream Weasel
Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/11/1999
I am Weasel has created a machine giving dreams to the dreamless. Red's role: Has got in Earl's brain so he can't dream.
#2 - The Fairy Godfather
Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/29/1999
Based on Cinderella, Cinder-Weasel tries to make it to the evening ball, despite the interference of his evil stepbrother, I.R. Baboon. Can our Weasel get help from his Fairy Godfather (The Red Guy)?
#3 - Leave it to Weasel
Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/29/1999
Weasel and I.R. are called in as replacement kids after a couple's real children go away to camp.
#4 - The Drinking Fountain of Youth
Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/22/1999
In a Christopher Columbus-like story, Weasel and I.R. set sail to find the Drinking Fountain of Youth.
#5 - I Am Viking
Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/22/1999
Weasel and I.R. are Vikings, who are ready, willing and able to pillage and plunder anything in sight. However, is it not too late to join The Red Guy in being a Viking cheerleader?
#6 - I Are Terraformer!
Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/22/1999
Weasel and I.R. travel to the Moon to create a new form of living, through oxygen, cities and plants.
#7 - I Are Good Salesmans
Season 4 - Episode 13 - Aired 4/14/1999
Baboon's selling wild fire door-to-door, and Weasel must stop him! Red's role: Joins IR. selling water the persons right after IR. has sold them fire.
#8 - Who Rubbed Out Cow and Chicken?
Season 4 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/5/1999
Weasel and I.R. investigate the crime of who is erasing the characters from Cow & Chicken. Red's role: A Janitor, who has pants drawn on him. It turns out he's the guilty.
#9 - The Sackless Games
Season 4 - Episode 11 - Aired 3/19/1999
Weasel & Baboon join Red Guys version of Olympians: The Sackless Games! Red's role: The creator/instructor/judger of The Sackless Games.
#10 - The Baboon's Paw
Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/17/1999
I.R. discovers that he has magical paws granting all awful wishes.
#11 - I Are Robin Hood
Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/29/1999
I.R. Baboon takes the role of Robin Hood, with Weasel being his ally, Little John.
#12 - I Am Whale Captain
Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/19/1999
Weasel the Whale Captain is looking for the giant squid. Red's role: Appears at the end saying that his contract has been broken because he's supposed to be in every episode.
#13 - I Am Hairstylist
Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/8/1999
Weasel is a talented hairstylist, while Baboon has an awful job doing toes. And thing's don't look really good when Red Guy the Hair-Police tries to book'em up! Red's role: Hair policeman(at least he gives him out for that).
#14 - The Magnificient Motorbikini
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/22/1999
Weasel & Baboon try out Weasel's latest invention: The Magnifi- cient Motorbikini! But the Motorbikini doesn't have any brake(why I.R. came too late) and that results trouble, trouble... and trouble. Red doesn't appear in this episode.
#15 - I Are Ghost
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/19/1999
Weasel and Baboon are ghosts, assigned to haunt the house of a washed-up movie starlet (played by the Red Guy). But Baboon keeps goofing up, and even Weasel is finding the starlet a hard scare. Red's role: A female movie star who Weasel and I.R. try to scare.
#16 - Revolutionary Weasel
Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/15/1998
Weasel and I.R. tell their grandsons how they influenced U.S. history. Red's role: The King and Queen of England, plus the entire British army.
#17 - I Are Gladiator
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 12/8/1998
Back in Roman times, Weasel and I.R. battle each other as gladiators. Red's role: Emperor Gluteus Maximus.
#18 - I Am Clichéd
Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 12/1/1998
The director of Weasel and I.R.'s cartoons does nothing but stealing old clichés from classic cartoons. Red's role: Joey B. Bare, the director. Also makes a cameo as a nurse in his own story ""The Young and the Wrestlers"".
#19 - Enemy Camp
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/24/1998
Weasel and I.R. remember the days in which they were good friends, until they were send to Enemy Camp. Red's role: Instructor at Enemy Camp.
#20 - He Said, He Said.
Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 11/17/1998
Weasel tells his story to psiquiatrist Sigmund Fraud about his mishaps with I.R., at the same time I.R. is telling his own mishaps with Weasel in the room next door. Red's role: Psiquiatrist (actually, Psicotic) Professor Sigmund Fraud.
#21 - Back to School
Season 5 - Episode 16 - Aired 8/26/1999
Weasel and I.R. are sent back to repeat the 4th Grade, in which they would go to the same school as Cow and Chicken.
#22 - I Are Legend
Season 5 - Episode 27 - Aired 9/16/1999
Weasel, I.R. and The Red Guy are believed to be the last beings on Earth, until they discover that everybodys been watching their show... where it turns out that Baboon is really the star!
#23 - I Am Dragon Slayer
Season 5 - Episode 26 - Aired 9/16/1999
It's the Middle Ages, and Weasel and I.R. are looking for a dragon to slay.
#24 - The Legend of Big Butt
Season 5 - Episode 25 - Aired 9/16/1999
Weasel and I.R. are in search of a legend known as Big Butt, which later happens to be The Red Guy.
#25 - A Troo Storee
Season 5 - Episode 23 - Aired 9/9/1999
Weasel's theory on monkeys typing Shakespeare goes wrong when almost every monkey involved walks out on him. However, he sees hope in the form of I.R. Baboon, who writes a book entitled "A Troo Storee," despite the fact that it lowers peoples' I.Q. level.