The WORST episodes of I Am Weasel

Every episode of I Am Weasel ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of I Am Weasel!

An intentionally famous genius, I. M. Weasel is envied by the his less-than-clever counterpart, I. R. Baboon. No matter what outlandish adventure I. R. Baboon undertakes, it seems that the wordly I. M. Weasel is there before him, winning the adultation of all. Such acclaim frustrates I. R. Baboon, often leading him to him to exclaim: "Why is always him? Should be I?". I Am Weasel started as the segment of Cow and Chicken but in Season 5 it became an independent show.

Last Updated: 6/28/2025Network: Cartoon NetworkStatus: Ended
I.R. on Sun
star
4.26
53 votes

#1 - I.R. on Sun

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/22/1997

I.R. is jealous of I.M. Weasel (I.M. being the first on Mars, Jupiter and Uranus). But then NASA tells I.R. that he can become the first on the sun, and I.R. readily accepts the job. This creates quite the challenge for I.M...

The Legend of Big Butt
star
4.50
2 votes

#2 - The Legend of Big Butt

Season 5 - Episode 25 - Aired 9/16/1999

Weasel and I.R. are in search of a legend known as Big Butt, which later happens to be The Red Guy.

Directors: David Feiss
I Am Franken-Weasel
star
5.00
2 votes

#3 - I Am Franken-Weasel

Season 5 - Episode 22 - Aired 9/9/1999

Based on the story of Frankenstein, Weasel is a mad scientist, whereas I.R. is his assistant.

Directors: David Feiss
star
5.00
2 votes

#4 - Unsinkable I.R.

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/9/1998

I.R. is captain of his own ship, until it bumps an iceberg and it starts sinking. Red's role: A Sailor in I.R.'s ship.

Directors: David Feiss
I.R. Pixie Fairie
star
5.00
2 votes

#5 - I.R. Pixie Fairie

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/3/1998

The Red Guy tells us a story about a small group of Baboon Fairies and how they all work together as presidents, with I.R. Baboon as their slave. Red's role: The Storyteller.

This Bridge, Not Weasel Bridge
star
5.00
3 votes

#6 - This Bridge, Not Weasel Bridge

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 9/16/1997

I.R. is in charge on making a bridge from the U.S. to France, but when Weasel takes over, I.R. vows for revenge.

Writer: David Feiss
Queen of DeNile
star
5.50
2 votes

#7 - Queen of DeNile

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/10/1998

In ancient Egipt, Weasel and I.R. must save the queen from a huge group of snakes. Red's role: Queen of DeNile (The Nile).

Writer: Steve Marmel
star
5.67
3 votes

#8 - I.M.N. Love

Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/5/1999

Whilst at the gym, Weasel and I.R. fall in love with Cow and Chicken's Teacher.

star
5.67
3 votes

#9 - I Am Whale Captain

Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/19/1999

Weasel the Whale Captain is looking for the giant squid. Red's role: Appears at the end saying that his contract has been broken because he's supposed to be in every episode.

Back to School
star
6.00
3 votes

#10 - Back to School

Season 5 - Episode 16 - Aired 8/26/1999

Weasel and I.R. are sent back to repeat the 4th Grade, in which they would go to the same school as Cow and Chicken.

Directors: David Feiss
I Am Crybaby
star
6.00
2 votes

#11 - I Am Crybaby

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/27/1998

Weasel must relocate the people who suffer from the cronic crybaby syndrome, not knowing that they are the main source of water on the planet. Red's role: A fisherman. Also appears as I.R.'s good and bad conscience (both on-screen at the same time). At the end, he's the only character that seems to survive.

star
6.00
2 votes

#12 - Time Weasel

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/21/1998

Weasel creates a time machine that I.R. uses to go back in time, but Weasel discovers that I.R. is destined to solve all kind of problems at certain periods. Red's role: Waiter that serves onion rings in a peculiar way.

Directors: David Feiss
star
6.00
4 votes

#13 - Revolutionary Weasel

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/15/1998

Weasel and I.R. tell their grandsons how they influenced U.S. history. Red's role: The King and Queen of England, plus the entire British army.

star
6.00
2 votes

#14 - The Sackless Games

Season 4 - Episode 11 - Aired 3/19/1999

Weasel & Baboon join Red Guys version of Olympians: The Sackless Games! Red's role: The creator/instructor/judger of The Sackless Games.

star
6.00
3 votes

#15 - The Drinking Fountain of Youth

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/22/1999

In a Christopher Columbus-like story, Weasel and I.R. set sail to find the Drinking Fountain of Youth.

star
6.00
3 votes

#16 - The Wrong Bros.

Season 5 - Episode 12 - Aired 8/12/1999

Based on the true story of The Wright Brothers, The Red Guy narrates a documentary about The Right Bros. and the Wrong Bros. (Weasel and I.R.), competing to see who could invent the first plane.

Deep Sea Tour
star
6.33
15 votes

#17 - Deep Sea Tour

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/29/1997

I.R. has his own ""Deep Sea Tour"" company, which takes people to the bottom of the sea.

Directors: Robin Steele
I Are Bellhop
star
6.50
2 votes

#18 - I Are Bellhop

Season 5 - Episode 19 - Aired 9/2/1999

Weasel works at a hotel as the manager, whereas I.R. is his incompetent bellhop. However, Weasel needs to rely on I.R's help when an acclaimed cannibal actor (The Red Guy) wants to eat him for dinner.

Directors: David Feiss
star
6.67
3 votes

#19 - The Magnificient Motorbikini

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/22/1999

Weasel & Baboon try out Weasel's latest invention: The Magnifi- cient Motorbikini! But the Motorbikini doesn't have any brake(why I.R. came too late) and that results trouble, trouble... and trouble. Red doesn't appear in this episode.

I.R.'s Phantom Foot
star
6.67
3 votes

#20 - I.R.'s Phantom Foot

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/3/1998

I.R. hurts himself while walking up to Weasel's house! Weasel discovers that I.R. has broken his phantom foot! When I.R. goes to see Dr Clearbottom on phantom limbs, this doc's services are at a very high price! Weasel later reveals that it was Clearbottom who dug the hole which injured I.R.'s phantom foot so he can take all his money! Red's role:Red Clearbottom, the doctor, phantom shoe salesman and lawyer who broke I.R.'s phantom foot so he could take all his money!

star
6.67
3 votes

#21 - My Blue Hiney

Season 5 - Episode 14 - Aired 8/19/1999

A narrator tells the story about the travelling country-singing duo of Weasel and Baboon.

Ping Pong at Sea
star
6.74
34 votes

#22 - Ping Pong at Sea

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/26/1997

Weasel is going to face a human in a ping-pong duel. A jealous I.R. tells the human that he's won a trip, so I.R. can duel Weasel himself. But as I.R realizes that he doesn't stand a chance, he resorts to cheating.

Power of Odor
star
6.94
36 votes

#23 - Power of Odor

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/19/1997

I.R. starts his own pig farm, covering the whole town with an awful stench.

Directors: Robin Steele
I Are Big Star
star
6.98
42 votes

#24 - I Are Big Star

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/12/1997

I.R. will do anything to get Weasel's role on his last movie.

star
7.00
2 votes

#25 - I Stand Corrected

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/4/1998

Weasel and I.R. are sent to a correctional institute were everyone is forced to wear stupid corrective devices. Red's role: I.R.'s lawyer and the warden of the correctional institute.

Directors: David Feiss