The WORST episodes of I Am Weasel
Every episode of I Am Weasel ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of I Am Weasel!
An intentionally famous genius, I. M. Weasel is envied by the his less-than-clever counterpart, I. R. Baboon. No matter what outlandish adventure I. R. Baboon undertakes, it seems that the wordly I. M. Weasel is there before him, winning the adultation of all. Such acclaim frustrates I. R. Baboon, often leading him to him to exclaim: "Why is always him? Should be I?". I Am Weasel started as the segment of Cow and Chicken but in Season 5 it became an independent show.
#1 - I.R. on Sun
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/22/1997
I.R. is jealous of I.M. Weasel (I.M. being the first on Mars, Jupiter and Uranus). But then NASA tells I.R. that he can become the first on the sun, and I.R. readily accepts the job. This creates quite the challenge for I.M...
#2 - The Legend of Big Butt
Season 5 - Episode 25 - Aired 9/16/1999
Weasel and I.R. are in search of a legend known as Big Butt, which later happens to be The Red Guy.
#3 - I Am Franken-Weasel
Season 5 - Episode 22 - Aired 9/9/1999
Based on the story of Frankenstein, Weasel is a mad scientist, whereas I.R. is his assistant.
#4 - Unsinkable I.R.
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/9/1998
I.R. is captain of his own ship, until it bumps an iceberg and it starts sinking. Red's role: A Sailor in I.R.'s ship.
#5 - I.R. Pixie Fairie
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/3/1998
The Red Guy tells us a story about a small group of Baboon Fairies and how they all work together as presidents, with I.R. Baboon as their slave. Red's role: The Storyteller.
#6 - This Bridge, Not Weasel Bridge
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 9/16/1997
I.R. is in charge on making a bridge from the U.S. to France, but when Weasel takes over, I.R. vows for revenge.
#7 - Queen of DeNile
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/10/1998
In ancient Egipt, Weasel and I.R. must save the queen from a huge group of snakes. Red's role: Queen of DeNile (The Nile).
#8 - I.M.N. Love
Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/5/1999
Whilst at the gym, Weasel and I.R. fall in love with Cow and Chicken's Teacher.
#9 - I Am Whale Captain
Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/19/1999
Weasel the Whale Captain is looking for the giant squid. Red's role: Appears at the end saying that his contract has been broken because he's supposed to be in every episode.
#10 - Back to School
Season 5 - Episode 16 - Aired 8/26/1999
Weasel and I.R. are sent back to repeat the 4th Grade, in which they would go to the same school as Cow and Chicken.
#11 - I Am Crybaby
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/27/1998
Weasel must relocate the people who suffer from the cronic crybaby syndrome, not knowing that they are the main source of water on the planet. Red's role: A fisherman. Also appears as I.R.'s good and bad conscience (both on-screen at the same time). At the end, he's the only character that seems to survive.
#12 - Time Weasel
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/21/1998
Weasel creates a time machine that I.R. uses to go back in time, but Weasel discovers that I.R. is destined to solve all kind of problems at certain periods. Red's role: Waiter that serves onion rings in a peculiar way.
#13 - Revolutionary Weasel
Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/15/1998
Weasel and I.R. tell their grandsons how they influenced U.S. history. Red's role: The King and Queen of England, plus the entire British army.
#14 - The Sackless Games
Season 4 - Episode 11 - Aired 3/19/1999
Weasel & Baboon join Red Guys version of Olympians: The Sackless Games! Red's role: The creator/instructor/judger of The Sackless Games.
#15 - The Drinking Fountain of Youth
Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/22/1999
In a Christopher Columbus-like story, Weasel and I.R. set sail to find the Drinking Fountain of Youth.
#16 - The Wrong Bros.
Season 5 - Episode 12 - Aired 8/12/1999
Based on the true story of The Wright Brothers, The Red Guy narrates a documentary about The Right Bros. and the Wrong Bros. (Weasel and I.R.), competing to see who could invent the first plane.
#17 - Deep Sea Tour
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/29/1997
I.R. has his own ""Deep Sea Tour"" company, which takes people to the bottom of the sea.
#18 - I Are Bellhop
Season 5 - Episode 19 - Aired 9/2/1999
Weasel works at a hotel as the manager, whereas I.R. is his incompetent bellhop. However, Weasel needs to rely on I.R's help when an acclaimed cannibal actor (The Red Guy) wants to eat him for dinner.
#19 - The Magnificient Motorbikini
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/22/1999
Weasel & Baboon try out Weasel's latest invention: The Magnifi- cient Motorbikini! But the Motorbikini doesn't have any brake(why I.R. came too late) and that results trouble, trouble... and trouble. Red doesn't appear in this episode.
#20 - I.R.'s Phantom Foot
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/3/1998
I.R. hurts himself while walking up to Weasel's house! Weasel discovers that I.R. has broken his phantom foot! When I.R. goes to see Dr Clearbottom on phantom limbs, this doc's services are at a very high price! Weasel later reveals that it was Clearbottom who dug the hole which injured I.R.'s phantom foot so he can take all his money! Red's role:Red Clearbottom, the doctor, phantom shoe salesman and lawyer who broke I.R.'s phantom foot so he could take all his money!
#21 - My Blue Hiney
Season 5 - Episode 14 - Aired 8/19/1999
A narrator tells the story about the travelling country-singing duo of Weasel and Baboon.
#22 - Ping Pong at Sea
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/26/1997
Weasel is going to face a human in a ping-pong duel. A jealous I.R. tells the human that he's won a trip, so I.R. can duel Weasel himself. But as I.R realizes that he doesn't stand a chance, he resorts to cheating.
#23 - Power of Odor
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/19/1997
I.R. starts his own pig farm, covering the whole town with an awful stench.
#24 - I Are Big Star
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/12/1997
I.R. will do anything to get Weasel's role on his last movie.
#25 - I Stand Corrected
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/4/1998
Weasel and I.R. are sent to a correctional institute were everyone is forced to wear stupid corrective devices. Red's role: I.R.'s lawyer and the warden of the correctional institute.