The BEST episodes written by David Feiss
#1 - Driver's Sped
I Am Weasel - Season 3 - Episode 9
I.R. takes a driving test and Weasel is his teacher! I.R. drives through the city ""Miami Vice""-style and wrecks it in progress therefore failing the test! But Weasel later finds out that I.R. was coming to get a poetic license since he made a lot of rhymes during the driving test! Red doesn't appear in this episode.
#2 - Rodeo Weasel
I Am Weasel - Season 5 - Episode 24
Weasel is famous cowboy working in a rodeo in which Baboon is a clown. Cow and Chicken's teacher and her husband appear in this episode.
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#3 - I Bee Weasel
I Am Weasel - Season 5 - Episode 21
Weasel and I.R. are worker bees, and our red-butt baboon wants to do a honey dance like all the other bees, but it soon results in further problems.
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#4 - I Are a Artiste
I Am Weasel - Season 5 - Episode 17
The Red Guy narrates the story of when Weasel and Baboon moved to Paris in 1909 to become famous artists.
#5 - Cow and Chicken: No Smoking
What a Cartoon - Season 1 - Episode 18
The Devil (later known as The Red Guy) kidnaps Chicken, who must be saved from damnation of smoking by Super Cow, who is his sister, Cow. This episode has been nominated for an Emmy. Pilot to Cow & Chicken.
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I Am Weasel - Season 3 - Episode 4
Weasel is the captain of his own comercial plane, and must take a bunch of people up a river with I.R. as his co-pilot. Red's role: Stewardess... oh, all right, flight attendant.
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#7 - The Legend of SailCat
Cow and Chicken - Season 1 - Episode 24
Flem's Dad takes Chicken, Flem, and Earl on a camping trip in the woods. Cow shows up with Chicken's forgotten hairbrush, only to be kicked out by him, Flem and Earl. Flem's Dad then sings a ballad to the kids about a flattened cat, who can act like a frisbee, and cut things down like trees and trucks. Later that night, the kids find their cans of Sugar Frosted Weenies cut open by Sailcat.
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#8 - I Am Dragon Slayer
I Am Weasel - Season 5 - Episode 26
It's the Middle Ages, and Weasel and I.R. are looking for a dragon to slay.
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I Am Weasel - Season 3 - Episode 10
The trees decide to rebel against humans after I.R. chops one. Red doesn't appear in this episode.
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#10 - Fred: Last of the Idiots
I Am Weasel - Season 5 - Episode 18
Weasel and Baboon are on an expedition to capture a wild, dim-witted savage named Fred. When they manage to capture him, Weasel, however, cannot understand his unusual language.
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I Am Weasel - Season 4 - Episode 1
Weasel and I.R. remember the days in which they were good friends, until they were send to Enemy Camp. Red's role: Instructor at Enemy Camp.
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I Am Weasel - Season 3 - Episode 3
Weasel and I.R. are sent to a correctional institute were everyone is forced to wear stupid corrective devices. Red's role: I.R.'s lawyer and the warden of the correctional institute.
#13 - Take I.R. Out to the Ballgame
I Am Weasel - Season 5 - Episode 20
IR and Weasel go to a baseball game and Weasel wants to watch all of it, but IR will make sure that that doesn't happen.
#14 - I Are Legend
I Am Weasel - Season 5 - Episode 27
Weasel, I.R. and The Red Guy are believed to be the last beings on Earth, until they discover that everybodys been watching their show... where it turns out that Baboon is really the star!
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I Am Weasel - Season 3 - Episode 11
I.R. is getting married with a hyena, but it happens that she ran away with a German, hairless chihuahua. Red's role: A guest at I.R.'s wedding.
#16 - Who Rubbed Out Cow and Chicken?
I Am Weasel - Season 4 - Episode 12
Weasel and I.R. investigate the crime of who is erasing the characters from Cow & Chicken. Red's role: A Janitor, who has pants drawn on him. It turns out he's the guilty.
#17 - Time Machine
Cow and Chicken - Season 1 - Episode 14
Cow and Chicken go to the arcade, and play the time machine. They find themselves back in a deserted time, where The Red Guy introduces them to the primortial soup. But when Cow accidentally drops her quarter into it, everyone in the present time has quarters for heads. Cow and Chicken must go back into time again to stop her.
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I Am Weasel - Season 3 - Episode 2
Weasel comes to investigate the world's largest hole, same hole I.R. tries to fill with cement. Red doesn't appear in this episode.
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#19 - 101 Uses for Cow & Chicken
Cow and Chicken - Season 3 - Episode 19
Chicken starts to mess with a pricing gun in the super market, and then starts getting carried away. Soon, Cow and Chicken inevidibly have price tags stuck on them. Red Guy assumes they're for sale, and buys them...but doesn't know exactly how to put them to use.
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#20 - Lost At Sea
Cow and Chicken - Season 3 - Episode 22
Flem and Earl find themselves lost in the middle of an ocean near the equator. They fear their lives are short, and begin reminescing about their fun lives: home coming, water boys, mentally challenged, eating cheese in Yurp, running with the bulls in Pimplelotta, singing drinking songs in Germany, and having love for Cow. I am Weasel: ""I.R. Do""
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#21 - Piano Lessons
Cow and Chicken - Season 4 - Episode 22
Red Guy shows up at Cow and Chicken's house again, this time claiming to be a piano teacher. So now Cow and Chicken are his students, and tries to make them child-prodigy piano players, so he can be rich. Cow and Chicken's concert fails.
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#22 - Magic Chicken
Cow and Chicken - Season 4 - Episode 16
Chicken hosts his own magic show, and his assitant is Cow. He amazes Flem and Earl, by makings a porkbutt float, Flem's under appear outside his pants, switching Earl's braces to Flem, bird fly from under Earl's hat, and Cow's udder dsiappear. But when he is unable to make her udder reappear, he has no choice but to place reward posters. Meanwhile, Red Guy is enjoying his newfound milk producing body part. I am Weasel: ""I Am Whale Captain""
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#23 - Field Trip to Folsom Prison
Cow and Chicken - Season 1 - Episode 1
Cow and Chicken's class takes a field trip to Folsom Prison. There, Chicken changes place with a prisoner, and causes riots by pantsing guards, and demands Pork Butts and Taters for lunch, while the prisoner, Rhode Island Red, pretends to be Chicken. Cow sees through this, and under Super Cow, returns Red, and rescues Chicken.
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#24 - The Cow with Four Eyes
Cow and Chicken - Season 1 - Episode 16
Cow has a new pair of glasses, and suddenly becomes the smartest person in school. Chicken decides that two can play at that game and gets glasses himself, but since he already has perfect vision, the glasses make everything look blurry. He soon becomes the new smartest kid in class. Because of his new intellect, he is placed in charge of tearing down the new ""dungeon"", which was really a new indoor swimming pool.
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#25 - The Loneliest Cow
Cow and Chicken - Season 4 - Episode 18
Cow is very lonely, that is until she befriends an orange she finds in her front yard.
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#26 - Cow's A Beauty
Cow and Chicken - Season 4 - Episode 21
Red Guy shows up at Cow and Chicken's house, claiming to be a beauty pagent scout. He then dolls up Cow, and enters her into the next beauty pagent. While Cow literally makes a mochrie up on stage, she wins anyway with her inner beauty. Cow then discovers that it was all a scam so Red Guy could wear the tiarara, and hold the roses, at least just once.
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#27 - The Day I was Born
Cow and Chicken - Season 3 - Episode 17
Cow wonders about the day she was born. Chicken tells her she was adopted, Mom tells her that the stork delivered her, Dad said they found her in a cabbage, Teacher says she hatched from an egg, and Red Guy says he delivered her.
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#28 - Part-Time Job
Cow and Chicken - Season 1 - Episode 4
Cow wants to earn money to buy the new Crabs the Warthog Doll. So she gets a part-time job at the milk farm, where her milk is superb. Chicken decides to get a part-time job too, and is refered to the Chicken farm as a ""temporary employee"". I Am Weasel: ""I.R. On Sun""
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#29 - Chicken's Fairy Tale
Cow and Chicken - Season 4 - Episode 15
Chicken trades Cow to a farmer for five Canadian jumping beans. Mom grounds Chicken, and has him throw the beans out. As you guessed, a beanstalk grew, Chicken, Frem, and Earl climbed it, and was captured by Red Guy who is the giant. Super Cow senses this, and flies to the rescue. Flem in the end, ends up laying a golden egg (no, seriously, he LAYS a golden egg).
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#30 - The King and Queen of Cheese
Cow and Chicken - Season 1 - Episode 26
Cow goes to Arkansas to meet The Red Guy, who is trying to become the King and Queen of Cheese. The problem is that his method of making cheese is sucking the cheese out of things such as buckets, water towers, weasels, haystacks, silos, grandmas, horses, dogs, lizards, hyenas, ducks, and now Cow. Chicken rescues Cow and the other animals, who then turn the cheese suckers to The Red Guy.
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#31 - The Girl's Bathroom
Cow and Chicken - Season 1 - Episode 2
Chicken, Flem, and Earl decide to sneak into the girl's bathroom during the middle of the night. With Chicken suited up, he goes behind the pink door to discover a cigar machine, a hair washer, and an enclosed toilet, where you can get a complete image makeover. I Am Weasel: ""This Bridge, Not Weasel Bridge""
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#32 - Who is Super Cow?
Cow and Chicken - Season 1 - Episode 6
The Red Guy is sick of being foiled by Super Cow, so he opens up a laundrimat for super heroes, in hope to find out who she really is. It doesn't work, so he goes to Cow and Chicken's house, and kidnaps Cow. Chicken then goes to the rescue as Super Cow for her.
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#33 - I Are Big Star
I Am Weasel - Season 1 - Episode 5
I.R. will do anything to get Weasel's role on his last movie.
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#34 - The Ballad of Cow and Chicken
Cow and Chicken - Season 4 - Episode 26
The Cow and Chicken`s teacher sings a ballad about Red Guy and Cow and Chicken.
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#35 - Cow's Horse
Cow and Chicken - Season 4 - Episode 19
Cow loves horses. While reading a book about a famous horse, Blackie, she discovers the famous horse in her front yard. Cow and Chicken then take the horse as their new friend. Cow and Chicken make sure that Blackie gets his way. Soon Mom and Dad tire living like animals and wearing horse shoes, and tell Cow and Chicken that Blackie has to go.
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#36 - Chickens Don't Fly
Cow and Chicken - Season 3 - Episode 13
Cow and Chicken are taking a trip all by themselves. Their taking an airplane. Once Chicken sees the actual plain, he starts to have anxiety attacks and believes that flying is a dangerous way to travel.
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#37 - Cow's Pie
Cow and Chicken - Season 3 - Episode 24
Cow bakes her own pie and wants Chicken to try it...but he doesn't want to. Cow then follows Chicken everywhere until she takes drastic measures...hiding all of the food in the house, only leaving the pie. Chicken gives in, and discovers the pie is actually good. Little does he know...it's really poop.
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#38 - Sargeant Weenie Arms
Cow and Chicken - Season 3 - Episode 7
After Earl gets the new Sergeant Weenie Arms action figure, he, Flem and Chicken go to Dead Skull Cave to meet the soldier himself, and become full-fledge weenie marines. After they do so, they learn that weenie marines are sissies.
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#39 - Be Careful What You Wish For
Cow and Chicken - Season 3 - Episode 21
Chicken is fed up with Cow's constant babbling, and wishes for her to shut up. Cow then gives Chicken the silent treatment. Chicken soon regrets when Cow doesn't tell him about an oncoming truck, and not representing him in court.
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#40 - The Molting Fairy
Cow and Chicken - Season 1 - Episode 8
Chicken starts molting, and is convinced that he'll get a dollar for every feather by the molting fairy. Chicken adds it up to $700, and decides to start an I.O.U. system at the carnival.
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#41 - Penalty Wheel
Cow and Chicken - Season 4 - Episode 12
Cow, Chicken, Flem, and Earl are contestants on the gameshow ""You've Been Panced?"". Where the contestants have three seconds to perform three complicated tasks, or they have to spin the penalty. Chicken, Flem, and Earl all fail, but thanks to Super Cow, they win the grand prize: Red Guy's life savings. They discovered that they've been swindled, and Super Cow takes out Red Guy.
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#42 - Monster in the Closet
Cow and Chicken - Season 4 - Episode 14
Cow wakes up in the middle of the night and finds a monster in the closet. Mr. Monster is actually quite friendly, and the next day, Cow treats him to a grand day out. They enjoy jumping ropes, eating ice cream, and watching TV. But when Mom and Dad discover this, they freak out, and have Cow banish Mr. Monster in the closet forever.
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#43 - Night of the Ed
Cow and Chicken - Season 3 - Episode 23
Dad decides that the family needs a pet...so he buys a spayed male jackel named Ed. He and Mom go out to celebrate, leaving Cow and Chicken alone with a living terrorist pet. Cow and Chicken then consult ""How to Care for Your First Jackel"" to try to tame Ed.
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#44 - This Bridge, Not Weasel Bridge
I Am Weasel - Season 1 - Episode 1
I.R. is in charge on making a bridge from the U.S. to France, but when Weasel takes over, I.R. vows for revenge.
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#45 - Mall Cop
Cow and Chicken - Season 4 - Episode 4
Dad loves shopping for Mom's stuff. He runs off to get a manicure for her, while Cow and Chicken pay for the other items. The censors go off when Cow passes through, so Red Guy, as a mall cop, chases Cow and Chicken all over the store. Cow learns that the censors have been broken for weeks. Red Guy walks through, and is arrest by the REAL mall cops.
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#46 - The Great Pantzini
Cow and Chicken - Season 4 - Episode 24
The Great Pantzini: Mom and Dad force Cow and Chicken to join Red Guy's circus. Red Guy tries everything to make Cow and Chicken to fit into the circus. First he tries them out as Cow being a trapeze artist, and Chicken as a fire eater. But when his clowns quit, he makes Cow and Chicken his new clowns.
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#47 - Invisible Cow
Cow and Chicken - Season 4 - Episode 13
Red Guy pops by Cow and Chicken's house selling ""invisible sauce"". Cow unwittingly buys it, and claims she's invisible, so she runs around town performing feats of ""invisibiltiness"". Red Guy sees this, and has Cow steal ""withdrawl slips"" from the bank with her ""invisibleness"". Cow steal fill-out forms instead of cash. Cow then tries to help lousy golfers, but she realizes she never was really invisible at all.
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#48 - Major Wedgie
Cow and Chicken - Season 4 - Episode 17
Dad tells the story of how he and Mom met to Cow and Chicken.
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#49 - Chicken Lips
Cow and Chicken - Season 3 - Episode 16
Chicken is upset because he can't whistle, and everybody else can. The Red Guy tries to tutor Chicken, but he finds out that Chicken can't whistle because he has no lips. The Red Guy then immedietaly sends Chicken to surgery.
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#50 - The Babysitter
Cow and Chicken - Season 3 - Episode 4
Mom and Dad go out of town, leaving Cow as the babysitter, because she's the biggest, and not the oldest. Pretty soon, Chicken is at the mercy of his sister's babysitting technique: eating marshmallow soup for supper, doing homework with Crabs the Warthog doll, Piles the Beaver doll, and Manure the Bear doll, taking a bath and being scrubbed with dishsoap, and wearing diapers.
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