The Best Episodes Directed by David Feiss
#1 - Honey I Are Home
I Am Weasel Season 3 - Episode 8
I.R. is jealous of his neighbor Weasel because he has a better wife, kids job and house than him. Red's role: A woman who says that she's I.R's wife.
#2 - Driver's Sped
I Am Weasel Season 3 - Episode 9
I.R. takes a driving test and Weasel is his teacher! I.R. drives through the city ""Miami Vice""-style and wrecks it in progress therefore failing the test! But Weasel later finds out that I.R. was coming to get a poetic license since he made a lot of rhymes during the driving test! Red doesn't appear in this episode.
#3 - I Bee Weasel
I Am Weasel Season 5 - Episode 21
Weasel and I.R. are worker bees, and our red-butt baboon wants to do a honey dance like all the other bees, but it soon results in further problems.
#4 - Rodeo Weasel
I Am Weasel Season 5 - Episode 24
Weasel is famous cowboy working in a rodeo in which Baboon is a clown. Cow and Chicken's teacher and her husband appear in this episode.
#5 - Law of Gravity
I Am Weasel Season 1 - Episode 12
I.R. destroys the Law of Gravity (literally), which causes all lawyers to float (since they are the only ones that understand law).
#6 - I Are a Artiste
I Am Weasel Season 5 - Episode 17
The Red Guy narrates the story of when Weasel and Baboon moved to Paris in 1909 to become famous artists.
#7 - Fred: Last of the Idiots
I Am Weasel Season 5 - Episode 18
Weasel and Baboon are on an expedition to capture a wild, dim-witted savage named Fred. When they manage to capture him, Weasel, however, cannot understand his unusual language.
#8 - A Troo Storee
I Am Weasel Season 5 - Episode 23
Weasel's theory on monkeys typing Shakespeare goes wrong when almost every monkey involved walks out on him. However, he sees hope in the form of I.R. Baboon, who writes a book entitled "A Troo Storee," despite the fact that it lowers peoples' I.Q. level.
#9 - I Am Bush Pilot
I Am Weasel Season 3 - Episode 4
Weasel is the captain of his own comercial plane, and must take a bunch of people up a river with I.R. as his co-pilot. Red's role: Stewardess... oh, all right, flight attendant.
#10 - The Legend of SailCat
Cow and Chicken Season 1 - Episode 24
Flem's Dad takes Chicken, Flem, and Earl on a camping trip in the woods. Cow shows up with Chicken's forgotten hairbrush, only to be kicked out by him, Flem and Earl. Flem's Dad then sings a ballad to the kids about a flattened cat, who can act like a frisbee, and cut things down like trees and trucks. Later that night, the kids find their cans of Sugar Frosted Weenies cut open by Sailcat.
#11 - Squirt The Daisies
Cow and Chicken Season 1 - Episode 20
Cow and Chicken play at the arcade. The Red Guy persuades Chicken to play his new video game. Chicken is placed in a special chair, and fitted with special goggles, and he finds himself, virtually in the video games. He then finds himself the victim of a bunch of killer daises.
#12 - The Bad News Plastic Surgeons
Cow and Chicken Season 2 - Episode 21
Teacher is disappointed when the school's plastic surgery team has no championships, so she calls in The Red Guy, to be the new plastic surgery coach. Chicken and Cow immediately join the team, and are taken to the finals, where they must compete against real doctors, who are still in grade school.
#13 - Meet Lance Sackless
Cow and Chicken Season 2 - Episode 19
Cow and Chicken decide to get on Canada's Funniest Home Vidiots; so they glue each other to their heads, and send the tape in. They then meet the host of the show, The Red Guy (who portrays Lance Sackless). After Cow and Chicken win the grandprize, The Red Guy trashes them with insults about how stupid they look, so Super Cow takes out The Red Guy.
#14 - Journey to the Center of Cow
Cow and Chicken Season 2 - Episode 16
Chicken turns 11, and is allowed to operate the food catapault. So he feeds Cow with pork butts, but when his sleeve gets caught in the catapault, he ends up getting swallowed by Cow. With that, Mom and Dad take her to The Red Guy, who tries to get Chicken out of Cow's cavernous abdimen.
#15 - I Stand Corrected
I Am Weasel Season 3 - Episode 3
Weasel and I.R. are sent to a correctional institute were everyone is forced to wear stupid corrective devices. Red's role: I.R.'s lawyer and the warden of the correctional institute.
#16 - Dessert Island
I Am Weasel Season 3 - Episode 5
Weasel and I.R. end up stranded on an island made entirely of confectionaries. Flem and Earl make cameo appearances at the end of this episode.
#17 - I Am Vampire
I Am Weasel Season 3 - Episode 7
Weasel and Baboon are a pair of friendly vampires who drink only canned blood and are just looking for a fun little night on the town in Pantsylvania. But someone should try telling that to the vampire hunter Dr. von Smellstein, who's out to get our heroes! Red's role: Dr. Von Smellstein.
#18 - A Tree Story
I Am Weasel Season 3 - Episode 10
The trees decide to rebel against humans after I.R. chops one. Red doesn't appear in this episode.
#19 - I.R. Do
I Am Weasel Season 3 - Episode 11
I.R. is getting married with a hyena, but it happens that she ran away with a German, hairless chihuahua. Red's role: A guest at I.R.'s wedding.
#20 - I Are Good Dog
I Am Weasel Season 3 - Episode 12
A kid adopts Weasel and I.R. as his pet dogs.
#21 - He Said, He Said.
I Am Weasel Season 3 - Episode 13
Weasel tells his story to psiquiatrist Sigmund Fraud about his mishaps with I.R., at the same time I.R. is telling his own mishaps with Weasel in the room next door. Red's role: Psiquiatrist (actually, Psicotic) Professor Sigmund Fraud.
#22 - I Are Bellhop
I Am Weasel Season 5 - Episode 19
Weasel works at a hotel as the manager, whereas I.R. is his incompetent bellhop. However, Weasel needs to rely on I.R's help when an acclaimed cannibal actor (The Red Guy) wants to eat him for dinner.
#23 - Take I.R. Out to the Ballgame
I Am Weasel Season 5 - Episode 20
IR and Weasel go to a baseball game and Weasel wants to watch all of it, but IR will make sure that that doesn't happen.
#24 - I Am Dragon Slayer
I Am Weasel Season 5 - Episode 26
It's the Middle Ages, and Weasel and I.R. are looking for a dragon to slay.
#25 - I Are Legend
I Am Weasel Season 5 - Episode 27
Weasel, I.R. and The Red Guy are believed to be the last beings on Earth, until they discover that everybodys been watching their show... where it turns out that Baboon is really the star!
#26 - Free Inside
Cow and Chicken Season 2 - Episode 15
Chicken finds a credit card as his ""free inside prize"". Dad tells him that with the credit card, he can buy all the neat stuff he wants. So Cow and Chicken run down to the weenie emporium, where he learns he can only buy products with the value of 25 cents or less. With that, he buys a stick of weenie bubblegum for 20 cents, then The Red Guy shows up to collect his 5 cent interest.
#28 - Time Machine
Cow and Chicken Season 1 - Episode 14
Cow and Chicken go to the arcade, and play the time machine. They find themselves back in a deserted time, where The Red Guy introduces them to the primortial soup. But when Cow accidentally drops her quarter into it, everyone in the present time has quarters for heads. Cow and Chicken must go back into time again to stop her.
#29 - The Karate Chick
Cow and Chicken Season 2 - Episode 17
After Chicken's beak is bruised by Dick, his school bully, Mom and Dad send him to karate lessons. Chicken takes up butt-fu from The Red Guy, but when Chicken still is unable to beat up Dick, Chicken decides to force a refund (with help from an invisible Super Cow).
#30 - Perpetual Energy
Cow and Chicken Season 2 - Episode 24
Cow and Chicken mess with a Junior Chemistry Set, and created perpetual energy, a beam of energy that keeps on going forever. The Red Guy kidnaps Cow and Chicken to recreate the energy, so he can win a trip to up North without having to sell Military Scout Cookies. I Am Weasel: ""My Friend, the Smart Banana''
#31 - I Am Ambassador
I Am Weasel Season 1 - Episode 10
Two dudes take a group of beavers hostage and Weasel must save them.
#32 - Stay Awake
Cow and Chicken Season 2 - Episode 26
Chicken rushes through breakfast, and accidentally eats a box full of coffee flakes. He then goes crazy and has trouble getting to sleep. On his third night of no sleep, Chicken then runs up the Empire State Building. Super Cow shoots him with warm milk, and Chicken finally falls asleep.
#33 - The Hole
I Am Weasel Season 3 - Episode 2
Weasel comes to investigate the world's largest hole, same hole I.R. tries to fill with cement. Red doesn't appear in this episode.
#34 - Who's Afraid of the Dark?
Cow and Chicken Season 2 - Episode 20
Mom and Dad are upset that Cow and Chicken aren't afraid of the dark, so they call in a specialist on fear: The Red Guy (who portrays Dr. Lackslacks). He tries everyway he can to make Cow and Chicken afraid, only succeeding in making himself afraid of everything.
#35 - Bad Chicken
Cow and Chicken Season 2 - Episode 25
Cow and Chicken are sent to the copy room to make copies of the pop quiz. They then get carried away by making copies of their butts, and themselves: causing the copier to blow up. Cow and Chicken run down to the local officer supply store, while The Red Guy brings a copy of Chicken to life. The Chicken copy then causes chaos all over school, while Cow and the real Chicken try to destroy it.
#36 - Happy Baboon Holidays
I Am Weasel Season 1 - Episode 11
It's Christmas, and I.R.'s family pays a visit. But when they go to Weasel's house instead, I.R. vows to ruin Christmas.
#37 - This Bridge, Not Weasel Bridge
I Am Weasel Season 1 - Episode 1
I.R. is in charge on making a bridge from the U.S. to France, but when Weasel takes over, I.R. vows for revenge.
#38 - Yard Sale
Cow and Chicken Season 2 - Episode 18
Chicken holds a yard sale, but when one of the price tags accidentally falls off the table and onto the yard, The Red Guy literally buys the yard. Mom and Dad expect Chicken to get the yard back, in which he does by having Cow play a game of one-shot battleship with The Red Guy.
#39 - I. Architect
I Am Weasel Season 1 - Episode 13
An accident causes Weasel and I.R. to drop their brains.These get swapped while being unconscious.
#40 - Disease Fiesta
I Am Weasel Season 1 - Episode 8
While Weasel is trying to cure an athlete's face patient, I.R. Baboon creates a cure which goes wrong and spreads it over the town.
#41 - Cow and Chicken Reclining
Cow and Chicken Season 2 - Episode 14
Dad is sick of his high-tech reecliner always malfunctioning, so he decides to dump it. Before he does, Cow and Chicken decide to see what it's like to sit in ""The Chair"". They, and they get stuck, and are taken away to museums, and in stolen vans, and finally back at home, where Dad waits for his ""new chair"".
#42 - Child Star
Cow and Chicken Season 2 - Episode 23
Amateur director Ivan Panced (The Red Guy) hold auditions for the role of ""Pretty Little Girl"" in his new movie with the same name. Cow wins the role by being the only girl who can't puddle dance. Cow's performance is charming, and well as tear-jerking: the horror is yet to come as the cameraman discovers he forgot to put the film in the camera.
#43 - 101 Uses for Cow & Chicken
Cow and Chicken Season 3 - Episode 19
Chicken starts to mess with a pricing gun in the super market, and then starts getting carried away. Soon, Cow and Chicken inevidibly have price tags stuck on them. Red Guy assumes they're for sale, and buys them...but doesn't know exactly how to put them to use.
#44 - Field Trip to Folsom Prison
Cow and Chicken Season 1 - Episode 1
Cow and Chicken's class takes a field trip to Folsom Prison. There, Chicken changes place with a prisoner, and causes riots by pantsing guards, and demands Pork Butts and Taters for lunch, while the prisoner, Rhode Island Red, pretends to be Chicken. Cow sees through this, and under Super Cow, returns Red, and rescues Chicken.
#45 - The Laughing Puddle
Cow and Chicken Season 2 - Episode 2
Chicken, Flem, and Earl play a game of kickball. Cow's udders kick the ball into the bushes, where Chicken, Flem and Earl discover a laughing puddle. After Flem and Chicken run back out, they forget the ball, and go back to discover that Earl is in the puddle. Chicken sends Flem after him, and he is stuck too. Chicken then gets Mom and Dad, who jump into the puddle, and Chicken drops Cow in there to save everyone. Chicken is then the only one left, until he discovers the puddle is a doorway to Boneless Chicken's nightclub.
#46 - The Exchange Student
Cow and Chicken Season 2 - Episode 22
The neighboring county of Montzerellaville is in the middle of a Holy Cheese War. One of their own, Slappy McCracken, is part of the exchange student program. He and Cow fall head over heals for each other. Cow then decides to stop the cheese war by proving that cheese isn't used for weapons, it's used for food.
#47 - Part-Time Job
Cow and Chicken Season 1 - Episode 4
Cow wants to earn money to buy the new Crabs the Warthog Doll. So she gets a part-time job at the milk farm, where her milk is superb. Chicken decides to get a part-time job too, and is refered to the Chicken farm as a ""temporary employee"". I Am Weasel: ""I.R. On Sun""
#48 - Ping Pong at Sea
I Am Weasel Season 1 - Episode 7
Weasel is going to face a human in a ping-pong duel. A jealous I.R. tells the human that he's won a trip, so I.R. can duel Weasel himself. But as I.R realizes that he doesn't stand a chance, he resorts to cheating.
#49 - Comet!
Cow and Chicken Season 2 - Episode 8
Cow and Chicken's class go on a field trip to the Cometorium, where Chicken is bored stiff. After getting hit by one of Dad's golf balls (he was golfing right next door), Chicken hangs it in front of the telescope; soon, the whole town is in panic of the arrival of ""Dad's Ball Comet"".
#50 - The Cow with Four Eyes
Cow and Chicken Season 1 - Episode 16
Cow has a new pair of glasses, and suddenly becomes the smartest person in school. Chicken decides that two can play at that game and gets glasses himself, but since he already has perfect vision, the glasses make everything look blurry. He soon becomes the new smartest kid in class. Because of his new intellect, he is placed in charge of tearing down the new ""dungeon"", which was really a new indoor swimming pool.
#51 - Lost At Sea
Cow and Chicken Season 3 - Episode 22
Flem and Earl find themselves lost in the middle of an ocean near the equator. They fear their lives are short, and begin reminescing about their fun lives: home coming, water boys, mentally challenged, eating cheese in Yurp, running with the bulls in Pimplelotta, singing drinking songs in Germany, and having love for Cow. I am Weasel: ""I.R. Do""
#52 - Happy Meat
Cow and Chicken Season 1 - Episode 12
Chicken is sick of the cafeteria's food, which is nothing but a steady diet of ketchup. Since Chicken is against it, he has been banned from eating anything from the cafeteria. After a halusination of seeing his great grandpa and grandma, Cow and Chicken decide to open up their own little meat cafe, which turns out to be quite popular.
#53 - The King and Queen of Cheese
Cow and Chicken Season 1 - Episode 26
Cow goes to Arkansas to meet The Red Guy, who is trying to become the King and Queen of Cheese. The problem is that his method of making cheese is sucking the cheese out of things such as buckets, water towers, weasels, haystacks, silos, grandmas, horses, dogs, lizards, hyenas, ducks, and now Cow. Chicken rescues Cow and the other animals, who then turn the cheese suckers to The Red Guy.
#54 - Dirty Laundry
Cow and Chicken Season 2 - Episode 9
The school's newspaper editor has been fired. Teacher then brings in The Red Guy, as reporter Geraldo Rearviewa to advise. He decides to produce a new school-news show, and makes Chicken the anchorman, and Cow the editor. But soon, Red Guy's false stories makes Chicken loses friends.
#55 - I Are Big Star
I Am Weasel Season 1 - Episode 5
I.R. will do anything to get Weasel's role on his last movie.
#56 - Grizzly Beaver Safari
Cow and Chicken Season 2 - Episode 10
Cow, Chicken, Mom, and Dad go on a safari in Africa, where they run out of gas. Cow and Chicken then find themselves at the mercy of laughing hyenas, and man-eating giraffes. Super Cow comes to the rescue, only to find that she has actually been defeated by the Grizzly Beaver, who has eaten the giraffe, who has eaten Chicken.
#57 - Who is Super Cow?
Cow and Chicken Season 1 - Episode 6
The Red Guy is sick of being foiled by Super Cow, so he opens up a laundrimat for super heroes, in hope to find out who she really is. It doesn't work, so he goes to Cow and Chicken's house, and kidnaps Cow. Chicken then goes to the rescue as Super Cow for her.
#58 - Sargeant Weenie Arms
Cow and Chicken Season 3 - Episode 7
After Earl gets the new Sergeant Weenie Arms action figure, he, Flem and Chicken go to Dead Skull Cave to meet the soldier himself, and become full-fledge weenie marines. After they do so, they learn that weenie marines are sissies.
#59 - The Girl's Bathroom
Cow and Chicken Season 1 - Episode 2
Chicken, Flem, and Earl decide to sneak into the girl's bathroom during the middle of the night. With Chicken suited up, he goes behind the pink door to discover a cigar machine, a hair washer, and an enclosed toilet, where you can get a complete image makeover. I Am Weasel: ""This Bridge, Not Weasel Bridge""
#62 - Chicken Lips
Cow and Chicken Season 3 - Episode 16
Chicken is upset because he can't whistle, and everybody else can. The Red Guy tries to tutor Chicken, but he finds out that Chicken can't whistle because he has no lips. The Red Guy then immedietaly sends Chicken to surgery.
#64 - Cow's A Beauty
Cow and Chicken Season 4 - Episode 21
Red Guy shows up at Cow and Chicken's house, claiming to be a beauty pagent scout. He then dolls up Cow, and enters her into the next beauty pagent. While Cow literally makes a mochrie up on stage, she wins anyway with her inner beauty. Cow then discovers that it was all a scam so Red Guy could wear the tiarara, and hold the roses, at least just once.
#65 - Magic Chicken
Cow and Chicken Season 4 - Episode 16
Chicken hosts his own magic show, and his assitant is Cow. He amazes Flem and Earl, by makings a porkbutt float, Flem's under appear outside his pants, switching Earl's braces to Flem, bird fly from under Earl's hat, and Cow's udder dsiappear. But when he is unable to make her udder reappear, he has no choice but to place reward posters. Meanwhile, Red Guy is enjoying his newfound milk producing body part. I am Weasel: ""I Am Whale Captain""
#66 - Dream Date Chicken
Cow and Chicken Season 2 - Episode 6
Chicken is tired of always having to do chores, so he chews Mom and Dad out, and runs away to be a bachelor with Cousin Boneless Chicken. One at Boneless's Chicken attracts the attention on Boneless's blind-date, Linda. Linda falls head over heals for Chicken, which makes Boneless disgusted.
#67 - The Day I was Born
Cow and Chicken Season 3 - Episode 17
Cow wonders about the day she was born. Chicken tells her she was adopted, Mom tells her that the stork delivered her, Dad said they found her in a cabbage, Teacher says she hatched from an egg, and Red Guy says he delivered her.
#68 - Playin' Hookie
Cow and Chicken Season 3 - Episode 15
Cow and Chicken have a big test the next day at school but when Chicken forgets to study, he tries to fake all kinds of illnesses to avoid going to school. After holding his thermometer over the grill, Mom and Dad call the doctor who makes housecalls: The Red Guy.
#69 - The Babysitter
Cow and Chicken Season 3 - Episode 4
Mom and Dad go out of town, leaving Cow as the babysitter, because she's the biggest, and not the oldest. Pretty soon, Chicken is at the mercy of his sister's babysitting technique: eating marshmallow soup for supper, doing homework with Crabs the Warthog doll, Piles the Beaver doll, and Manure the Bear doll, taking a bath and being scrubbed with dishsoap, and wearing diapers.
#70 - The Ugliest Weenie
Cow and Chicken Season 1 - Episode 9
Cow writes a poetic play about a weenie, who is an outcast because he's not delicious looking as the other weenies. Chicken, Flem, and Earl think it's a crazy idea, but Mr. Fleur, the school's drama teacher decides to produce the play. Cow and Chicken's class get ready for the play, Flem has been cast as the Ugliest Weenie, a role was original given to Chicken. When Chicken sees that Flem get to play off the leading lady, Wee Wee, Chicken decides he wants Flem out of the way, so he can resume the part. But everytime he tries to get rid of Flem, he ends up hurting Mr. Fleur, until he's wheelchair-bound. The night of the play begins, and the cast and crew learn that Flem has been struck with chicken-pocks, so
#71 - Piano Lessons
Cow and Chicken Season 4 - Episode 22
Red Guy shows up at Cow and Chicken's house again, this time claiming to be a piano teacher. So now Cow and Chicken are his students, and tries to make them child-prodigy piano players, so he can be rich. Cow and Chicken's concert fails.
#72 - Professor Longhorn Steer
Cow and Chicken Season 3 - Episode 25
Mom and Dad are disgusted that Cow and Chicken believe the world is round, so they hire Dad's brother, Longhorn Steer (who really is a steer) to tudor Cow and Chicken. Longhorn fails, but Cow and Chicken learn that he doesn't want to teach...we wants to be a normal steer, get married, have kids, hold a job, and stampede.
#73 - Cow's Pie
Cow and Chicken Season 3 - Episode 24
Cow bakes her own pie and wants Chicken to try it...but he doesn't want to. Cow then follows Chicken everywhere until she takes drastic measures...hiding all of the food in the house, only leaving the pie. Chicken gives in, and discovers the pie is actually good. Little does he know...it's really poop.
#74 - Alive!
Cow and Chicken Season 1 - Episode 5
Cousin, Boneless Chicken has been assigned to babysit Cow. She takes him outside to play catch, in which she throws him, and then catches him. At one moment, she tosses him too high, and he's stuck on the roof. After she goes after him, she accidentally knocks down the laddar, and is now stuck on the roof too.
#75 - Sumo Cow
Cow and Chicken Season 2 - Episode 7
Cow, Chicken, Flem, and Earl try out for the school's sumo wrestling team. For being big and fat, Cow is the new team member. Soon, everyone fears her, and she feels degected, but it benefits Chicken, because now no one will beat him up.
#77 - Cow's Horse
Cow and Chicken Season 4 - Episode 19
Cow loves horses. While reading a book about a famous horse, Blackie, she discovers the famous horse in her front yard. Cow and Chicken then take the horse as their new friend. Cow and Chicken make sure that Blackie gets his way. Soon Mom and Dad tire living like animals and wearing horse shoes, and tell Cow and Chicken that Blackie has to go.
#78 - Penalty Wheel
Cow and Chicken Season 4 - Episode 12
Cow, Chicken, Flem, and Earl are contestants on the gameshow ""You've Been Panced?"". Where the contestants have three seconds to perform three complicated tasks, or they have to spin the penalty. Chicken, Flem, and Earl all fail, but thanks to Super Cow, they win the grand prize: Red Guy's life savings. They discovered that they've been swindled, and Super Cow takes out Red Guy.
#79 - Cow's Instincts...Don't It?
Cow and Chicken Season 1 - Episode 17
Cow learns that she has a herding instinct, and soon starts to fit in with other crowds such as flocks of ducks, schools of fish, and the military. She soon learns that she is supposed to herd with other cows, so she does, but soon dislikes it when all the other cows do nothing but stand and eat grass.
#80 - Fluffy the Anaconda
Cow and Chicken Season 2 - Episode 1
Mom and Dad decide to let Cow have a pet. She choose an anaconda, after it eats Chicken, and she hears his voice from inside the snake, and assumes the snake can sound just like Chicken. Cow names the anaconda, Fluffy, and Fluffy soon grows attached to Chicken, as its full-coarse dinner.
#81 - Be Careful What You Wish For
Cow and Chicken Season 3 - Episode 21
Chicken is fed up with Cow's constant babbling, and wishes for her to shut up. Cow then gives Chicken the silent treatment. Chicken soon regrets when Cow doesn't tell him about an oncoming truck, and not representing him in court.
#82 - Ballerina Cow
Cow and Chicken Season 1 - Episode 18
Cow's dream is to be a great ballerina, but her weight makes her a big klutz, and everytime she dances, she destroys the house. She is the target of the eyes of recently de-wrecking ball home wrecker, Irving J. Slacksoff (The Red Guy). He makes Cow his new home wrecking act, and her ballerina skills cause her to destroy an entire building.
#83 - Horn Envy
Cow and Chicken Season 3 - Episode 2
Cow has a crush on Crag, the smartest kid in school, but is ignored by him. Her friends try to convince her that her horns are too small, so she tries every way to make them bigger by decorating them with coat hangers, paper masche, and even chocolate chip weenies. Cow later learns that Crag wasn't interest in Cow, because he had a crush on one of her friends.
#84 - Headhunting in Oregon
Cow and Chicken Season 1 - Episode 25
Mom and Dad take Cow and Chicken on a vacation in Oregon to find ""head hunters"". The Red Guy is their tour guide, and takes them into the woods, where they find a tribe of headhunters. While Cow, Mom, and Dad are watching Ice Walkers, the tribe have their eyes fixed on Chicken's head.
#85 - Pirate Lessons
Cow and Chicken Season 2 - Episode 3
The Red Guy is now Captain Butz Pirate, and wants to give Cow and Chicken pirate lessons. He takes them aboard his pirate ship in the middle of the duck pond, and teaches them how to say ""argh"", carve peglegs, hold worms for ransom, and sink Flem and Earl's boat. But after that incident, Cow, Chicken, and their flag/man Jolly Roger declare mutiny.
#86 - Halloween with Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast
Cow and Chicken Season 2 - Episode 4
The Red Guy hosts a new late night talk show called ""Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast"", and reminds the viewers that tonight's Halloween. Chicken calls in, and is instructed to dress as a human being. So, Cow and Chicken go trick or treating as Mom and Dad, only to find that the neighbors assume that a grown man and woman are trick or treating. With that, Super Cow and Chicken teach The Red Guy a lesson.
#87 - Chicken's Fairy Tale
Cow and Chicken Season 4 - Episode 15
Chicken trades Cow to a farmer for five Canadian jumping beans. Mom grounds Chicken, and has him throw the beans out. As you guessed, a beanstalk grew, Chicken, Frem, and Earl climbed it, and was captured by Red Guy who is the giant. Super Cow senses this, and flies to the rescue. Flem in the end, ends up laying a golden egg (no, seriously, he LAYS a golden egg).
#88 - Boneless Kite
Cow and Chicken Season 2 - Episode 12
Boneless Chicken teaches Cow and Chicken how to properly fly kites at Lava Park. When Cow's kite tangles with The Red Guy's Kite, he then uses Boneless as his new kite, and has a kite tug-of-war against the Asswipe tribe, over the hot-boiling-molten-lava river. Cow and Chicken come to Boneless's rescue, and the Asswipe tribe wins, while Red Guy takes a dip in the lava river.
#89 - Orthodontic Police
Cow and Chicken Season 1 - Episode 15
Orthodontic Police: The Red Guy is an orthodontic police officer, whose duty is to correct those with bad teeth. He puts them into painful and rediculous-looking retainers that cover their whole bodies. He ultimately puts them on everybody, even those without teeth. When everyone learns that the braces are permanent, Super Cow comes to everyone's rescue.
#90 - Night of the Ed
Cow and Chicken Season 3 - Episode 23
Dad decides that the family needs a pet...so he buys a spayed male jackel named Ed. He and Mom go out to celebrate, leaving Cow and Chicken alone with a living terrorist pet. Cow and Chicken then consult ""How to Care for Your First Jackel"" to try to tame Ed.
#91 - Buffalo Gals
Cow and Chicken Season 2 - Episode 13
A group of female bikers break into Cow and Chicken's house, and start gnawing on their carpet. One of the bikers has a crush on Cow, and invites her to join the Buffalo Gals. It's up to Chicken to save his sister.
#92 - Intelligent Life?
Cow and Chicken Season 3 - Episode 20
Cow doesn't wish to come in, but rather stay out all night to stare at the moon. So she builds a make-shift rocket ship out of cardboard boxes, a trashcan, and traffic cone. It ACTUALLY works, and finds herself on the planet Mud, where she brings space alien (Red Guy) back to earth where he says the solution to all problems is: puppets.
#93 - Time Weasel
I Am Weasel Season 3 - Episode 1
Weasel creates a time machine that I.R. uses to go back in time, but Weasel discovers that I.R. is destined to solve all kind of problems at certain periods. Red's role: Waiter that serves onion rings in a peculiar way.
#94 - Back to School
I Am Weasel Season 5 - Episode 16
Weasel and I.R. are sent back to repeat the 4th Grade, in which they would go to the same school as Cow and Chicken.
#95 - Chicken's First Kiss
Cow and Chicken Season 1 - Episode 19
While playing a game of doll tag, Chicken is kissed by Winney. Everyone then tells Chicken that he has cooties, and that his beak will shrivel, his tongue will swell to 16 times, his butt will fall off, and his eyeballs will fall off. Chicken then has an anxiety attack, and imagines all the things others said. He then wakes up to find his parents tell him that he has to kiss Winney back, and marry her.
#97 - Can Cow Come Out & Play?
Cow and Chicken Season 3 - Episode 1
The Red Guy is depressed because no one will play with him. After seeing Cow has Crabs the Warthog, he wants to play with her because he has Crabs's doll house. When he askes to play with Cow, she tells him not if he was the last man on earth. With that he locks the entire world in a trailer, and is the last man standing: but Cow still won't play with him.
#99 - Invisible Cow
Cow and Chicken Season 4 - Episode 13
Red Guy pops by Cow and Chicken's house selling ""invisible sauce"". Cow unwittingly buys it, and claims she's invisible, so she runs around town performing feats of ""invisibiltiness"". Red Guy sees this, and has Cow steal ""withdrawl slips"" from the bank with her ""invisibleness"". Cow steal fill-out forms instead of cash. Cow then tries to help lousy golfers, but she realizes she never was really invisible at all.
#100 - Cow's Toys
Cow and Chicken Season 4 - Episode 5
Sick of their everyday life of being squirted with milk, Cow's favorite toys: Crabs the Warthog Doll, Piles the Beaver Doll, and Manure the Bear decide to run away to find their original owner. After reading Manure's tag that says ""Made In Hong Kong"", they assume their original owner is a maiden named Hong Kong, and set out on a quest to find her.
#101 - Black Sheep of the Family
Cow and Chicken Season 4 - Episode 2
Cow and Chicken get a visit from their cousin, Black Sheep (who really is in both terms). While Mom and Dad run away, Cow and Chicken try to make Black Sheep feel at home, but when he compliments Flem and Earl in scientific terms, they assume that Black Sheep is a dangerous criminal. Cow tries to help Black Sheep, who everyone changes their minds about, after he saves a woman's life from a heart attack.
#102 - Me An' My Dog
Cow and Chicken Season 3 - Episode 9
Cow brings home an ""invisible"" dog, whom she dubs, Kevin. Pretty soon, she and Kevin are inseperable, but causes trouble with school and friends. After she enters Kevin in a dog show, and wins, Kevin ""runs away"". Afterwards, Cow finds Kevin, befriended an ""invisible"" homeless man.
#103 - The Big Move
Cow and Chicken Season 4 - Episode 9
Cow and Chicken are devastated when Mom and Dad suddenly announce that their moving. Cow and Chicken start reminising about their favorite memories from the only home they ever lived in, from their first puppy, to their first Christmas. The Red Guy, Flem and Earl are also devastated when Cow and Chicken are moving. Once the truck is loaded, Cow and Chicken discover that they are only moving to an identical house next door. When asked why, Dad replies ""our old house was infested with ants.""
#104 - Cloud Nine
Cow and Chicken Season 4 - Episode 7
Cow and Chicken wait outside the hardware store while Dad shops. Chicken is dying to ride the fighter jet plane ride. When Cow finally lends Chicken a quarter, The Red Guy takes the ride away. Chicken then stows-away on his truck, to ride the plane, but has to plug it up. Once at the gas station, he buys 20 extension cords, but the owner unplugs them. In the end, Chicken discovers that Dad actually collects those kind of rides.
#105 - Space Cow
Cow and Chicken Season 1 - Episode 23
Space Cow: Cow and Chicken write essays on the jobs they'd like to have when they grow up. Cow wants to go into space, while Chicken wants to go into marketing. The winning essay's writer will get to have a day's worth of experience of their career choice. Cow wins, and she gets to help two astronaut fix the stuble microscope, while Chicken is runner-up, however instead of being actually marketing, he's a bagboy. The spaceship runs out of fuel, so Chicken goes into space to save Cow. The Legend of Sailcat: Flem's Dad takes Chicken, Flem, and Earl on a camping trip in the woods. Cow shows up with Chicken's forgotten hairbrush, only to be kicked out by him, Flem and Earl. Flem's Dad then sings a ballad to the kids about a flattened cat, who can act like a frisbee, and cut things down like trees and trucks. Later that night, the kids find their cans of Sugar Frosted Weenies cut open by Sailcat. I Am Weasel: ""Happy Baboon Holidays""
#106 - Monster in the Closet
Cow and Chicken Season 4 - Episode 14
Cow wakes up in the middle of the night and finds a monster in the closet. Mr. Monster is actually quite friendly, and the next day, Cow treats him to a grand day out. They enjoy jumping ropes, eating ice cream, and watching TV. But when Mom and Dad discover this, they freak out, and have Cow banish Mr. Monster in the closet forever.
#107 - Chachi, the Chewing Gum Seal
Cow and Chicken Season 4 - Episode 1
Chicken tells Cow that she's not artistic, so she in return, sculpts a seal out of a stick of chewing gum, and an entire machine full of bubblegum balls. Cow wishes that her chewing gum seal, whom she names Chachi, was real. Suddenly, a wishing star grants her wish, and Chachi is a real, miserable, ho-hum seal.
#108 - A Couple of Skating Fools
Cow and Chicken Season 3 - Episode 26
Chicken's dream is to be a world famous figure skater, so he and Earl enter a figure skating contest. Red Guy is jealous because his partner is Flem, so, he injures Earl, making Chicken helpless out on the rink...until Cow comes to save Chicken's dream.
#109 - Crash Dive
Cow and Chicken Season 1 - Episode 11
Crash Dive: Chicken build himself a wooden submarine, to use in the water. It's a pretty good submarine too, it comes with a parascope and everything. Cow launches it into the water for him, and he floats off, until he is sent down a waterfall. Super Cow goes to Chicken's rescue. Happy Meat: Chicken is sick of the cafeteria's food, which is nothing but a steady diet of ketchup. Since Chicken is against it, he has been banned from eating anything from the cafeteria. After a halusination of seeing his great grandpa and grandma, Cow and Chicken decide to open up their own little meat cafe, which turns out to be quite popular. I Am Weasel: ""Power of Odor""
#110 - Goin' My way?
Cow and Chicken Season 3 - Episode 3
While driving in the snow, Mom and Dad find The Red Guy who says he's heading ""home""; so Mom and Dad take him home with him, and immediately think of him has their new favorite son. Cow and Chicken work together to try to prove The Red Guy's a fraud.
#112 - Grandma at the Mall
Cow and Chicken Season 3 - Episode 11
Grandma pays at visit to Cow and Chicken's house to take them to the mall with her. Her purpose for being at the mall: to look for a new grandpa, because she lost the old one. Chicken gives her the slip while he, Flem and Earl hang out at the concession stands.
#113 - Snail Boy
Cow and Chicken Season 4 - Episode 11
Cow and Chicken visit their cousin, Snail Boy for Sunday Dinner. Later that night, Mom's Sis announces that Snail Boy has been transformed to Cow and Chicken's school. During his first day of school, Chicken becomes the laughing-stock when every finds out that Chicken is the cousin of a snail. Snail Boy then becomes the target of the eyes of the bullying track team.
#114 - Cow's Dream Catcher
Cow and Chicken Season 3 - Episode 10
Cow tags along with Chicken, Flem, and Earl on their camping trip in the tree fort. Cow says that if Chicken, Flem, or Earl touch her dream catcher that they'll die. Chicken accidentally breaks her dream catcher, and soon, he, Flem and Earl are at the mercy of Cow's worst nightmare: The Milkman.
#115 - Where Am I?
Cow and Chicken Season 3 - Episode 6
Cow stays outside too late, and pretty soon finds herself lost in the woods, and tries to survive. She pretty soon comes to the conclusion that it's eat, or be eaten, so she puts on war paint, and finds a squirrel in a bush, she quickly eats. It turns out she was in the backyard all the time, and her imagination got the better of her.
#116 - Mall Cop
Cow and Chicken Season 4 - Episode 4
Dad loves shopping for Mom's stuff. He runs off to get a manicure for her, while Cow and Chicken pay for the other items. The censors go off when Cow passes through, so Red Guy, as a mall cop, chases Cow and Chicken all over the store. Cow learns that the censors have been broken for weeks. Red Guy walks through, and is arrest by the REAL mall cops.
#117 - The Full Mounty
Cow and Chicken Season 4 - Episode 3
It's ""Bring Your Kids to Work Day"", so Dad does just that. Dad's job is guarding the government's money. When he has to appear at a sudden confernce, he leaves Cow and Chicken in his office. Red Guy, who is now a Canadian Mounty Police, finds them, and begins to stalk them, until they surrender.
#118 - Tongue Sandwich
Cow and Chicken Season 2 - Episode 5
Cow's tongue rips out of her mouth and runs away. He then causes havock all over town, by hi-jacking someone of their motor-scooter, rolling around in someone's gravy, and licking the candy store dry. Soon, Tongue finds himself on the lam, and runs back to Cow. Everything is back to normal, until Chicken's wattle decides to run away to.
#119 - Sow & Chicken
Cow and Chicken Season 3 - Episode 8
Cow and Chicken get an unexpected visit from Cow's twin cousin, Sow (a pig with 8 teets). After Sow's first day at school, she causes chaos, and puts the blame on Cow. It's up to Cow to pull the plug on Sow's evil ways.
#120 - Which Came First
Cow and Chicken Season 2 - Episode 11
The Red Guy sneaks a crow egg under Chicken's covers while he sleeps. The next morning, Cow and Chicken find the egg, and Chicken comes to the conclusion that he is actually a girl. So, it's egg sitting for Cow and Chicken, until the egg hatches and a baby crow comes out. Now Chicken comes to the conclusion that he isn't even a chicken.
#121 - Confused
Cow and Chicken Season 1 - Episode 7
After Cow and Chicken get one measly little crumb on the floor, Mom and Dad send them to military school, where they become emotionless, hard-boiled soldiers. Mom and Dad then send them to sensitivy school, where they become girlies.
#122 - I Scream Man
Cow and Chicken Season 4 - Episode 6
It's almost arbor day, and Mom and Dad are feeding their pet piggy pennies so they can crack him open on arbor day. Meanwhile, Cow and Chicken are craving ice cream, and try to chase down the ice cream man (Red Guy).
#123 - School Bully
Cow and Chicken Season 1 - Episode 13
Chicken and Flem are the victim of Butch, the school bully. But Butch soon finds himself the victim of the new school bully, Jimmy, along with Chicken and Flem. Cow persuades Chicken and Flem to help Butch, and they soon find out that they were really wimps inside inflatable buff suits.
#124 - I.R. Plant Life
I Am Weasel Season 1 - Episode 9
I.R. falls in love with a flower he has grown.
#125 - Send in the Clowns
Cow and Chicken Season 4 - Episode 8
Dad isn't friendly terms with the new neighbors, who happen to be clowns. Cow falls in love with the clown son, who in return falls in love with Cow. They play hooky to spend the day together. Dad finds out, and Cow in grounded, while he kicks the clown son out, and chews clown dad out.
#126 - Cow's Magic Blanket
Cow and Chicken Season 4 - Episode 10
Everyone makes fun of Cow because she still has her old security blanket. She then tosses it out the school bus window, but is depressed for the rest of the day. Chicken tries the cheer her up by playing the bad guy in a game of Super Cow. Cow confesses that her blanket was also Super Cow's magic cape, and that Super Cow was never coming back. Red Guy then sees the perfect opportunity to torture Flem and Earl. Chicken decides it's ""Wonder Wattle"" to the rescue.
#127 - Lawnmower Chicken
Cow and Chicken Season 1 - Episode 21
Lawnmower Chicken: Chicken needs to earn money to buy socks, so he gets a job mowing The Red Guy's lawn, which has grass taller than him. He also has to mow the back yard, which contains the Swiss Alps! After Chicken finishes, The Red Guy cheats him, so Super Cow fixes it up.
#128 - Unsinkable I.R.
I Am Weasel Season 3 - Episode 6
I.R. is captain of his own ship, until it bumps an iceberg and it starts sinking. Red's role: A Sailor in I.R.'s ship.
#129 - I Am Franken-Weasel
I Am Weasel Season 5 - Episode 22
Based on the story of Frankenstein, Weasel is a mad scientist, whereas I.R. is his assistant.
#130 - The Legend of Big Butt
I Am Weasel Season 5 - Episode 25
Weasel and I.R. are in search of a legend known as Big Butt, which later happens to be The Red Guy.
#131 - I.R. on Sun
I Am Weasel Season 1 - Episode 2
I.R. is jealous of I.M. Weasel (I.M. being the first on Mars, Jupiter and Uranus). But then NASA tells I.R. that he can become the first on the sun, and I.R. readily accepts the job. This creates quite the challenge for I.M...