The BEST Episodes of Golan the Insatiable

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Sep 28, 2020

Network: FOX

A fearsome godlord from an alternate dimension is trapped in the small town of Oak Grove, where his only friend is a macabre little girl named Dylan(comedian Mary Mack). Together they fight the boredom of suburban life. Golan (voice of series creator Josh Miller) is Dylan's ideal playmate and she constantly urges him to destroy and wreak havoc on the town that makes her so miserable. Golan The Insatiable is created by television newcomer Miller, and developed for television by Matt Silverstein and Dave Jeser. Miller, Silverstein and Jeser serve as executive producers.

Dylan Crushes Reading

#1 - Dylan Crushes Reading

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Mar 1, 2014

When Dylan begins to neglect her reading because of a boy, Golan decides he will personally teach her to read even if it does more damage to her.

star 8.17
24 votes
Pilot

#2 - Pilot

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired May 31, 2015

A mighty demigod warlord named Golan finds himself in Oak Grove, Minnesota, upon being summoned by Dylan Beekler when she found a Gkruoolian Tome. Though he managed to return to his world, Golan is forced to flee back to Earth after learning that his former acolyte Kruung had taken over Gkruool in his absence. Golan moves in with the Beekler family until he can return to Gkruool with the means to reclaim his throne from Kruung.

star 7.96
25 votes
A Pox on Your Pox

#3 - A Pox on Your Pox

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Jan 11, 2014

Golan’s plans to escape back to his home dimension are threatened when he catches the chicken pox from Dylan.

star 7.83
29 votes
Deer Uncle Gerald

#4 - Deer Uncle Gerald

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Jan 25, 2014

Golan is enraged when the family ditches him to attend a funeral without him.

star 7.63
24 votes
Winter Is Staying

#5 - Winter Is Staying

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Jun 7, 2015

Golan and Dylan hatch an evil scheme to kill spring before it even begins, using the magic of dance, and Alexis realizes she is the only one who can stop them.

star 7.59
22 votes
I Can Smell That Cheap Clone from Here

#6 - I Can Smell That Cheap Clone from Here

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Feb 1, 2014

In an attempt to mimic the Easter resurrection, Golan accidentally creates a clone of himself who proves to have a mind of his own.

star 7.52
21 votes
Escape to Tooth Mountain

#7 - Escape to Tooth Mountain

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Jan 18, 2014

Golan believes the tooth fairy is real, and he informs everyone they’re in a relationship.

star 7.50
26 votes
Shell Raiser

#8 - Shell Raiser

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired Jun 28, 2015

star 7.50
22 votes
Golan the Impregnable

#9 - Golan the Impregnable

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired Jul 19, 2015

Golan attends Alexis' high school to get crowned King in the school dance.

star 7.44
16 votes
On Golan Pond

#10 - On Golan Pond

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired Jul 12, 2015

star 7.42
19 votes
Shame on Pee

#11 - Shame on Pee

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired Jun 14, 2015

Dylan wets the bed, so Golan makes fun of her in an attempt to be accepted by the cool kids. Meanwhile, Alexis helps Keith throw a party for his 17th birthday that makes headlines for all the wrong reasons.

star 7.33
24 votes
Ragin' Fun

#12 - Ragin' Fun

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Nov 23, 2013

A fearsome godlord from an alternate dimension is trapped in the small town of Oak Grove, where his only friend is a macabre little girl named DYLAN. Together they fight the boredom of suburban life.

star 7.03
38 votes