The WORST episodes of Femme Fatales

Every episode of Femme Fatales ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Femme Fatales!

From the creators of Femme Fatales Magazine comes an anthology series about powerful, lovely and dangerous women. In each of the stand-alone episodes, women find extraordinary ways of coping with their problems, channeling their survival instincts and bringing out their inner guile. The show is inspired by and styled in the tradition of pulp stories, film noir and graphic novels, and takes place in contemporary settings. Each episode is introduced by a mysterious and enigmatic host Lilith, played by Tanit Phoenix ('Death Race 2', 'Lost Boys 3'), and features different casts and storylines, some of which are intertwined.

Last Updated: 11/6/2024Network: CinemaxStatus: Ended
Family Business (1)
star
6.55
11 votes

#1 - Family Business (1)

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/6/2012

Detective Joanne Terranova prevails upon her former boyfriend, the hard-partying Devin Grant, to help her get the goods on their old college friend, Nicole Ryan, a mafia princess who has taken over her late father's criminal enterprise. Devin, who was involved with each woman at some time in his wild past, is conflicted but still crazy about Joanne and can't say no to her. David Bannion is an anti-corruption candidate for D.A. and a thorn in Nicole's side. All of them are trying to take her down by any means necessary – power, manipulation or love – but Nicole has never been one to walk away from a fight... or a seduction.

Directors: Mark A. Altman
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Behind Locked Doors (1)
star
6.59
453 votes

#2 - Behind Locked Doors (1)

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/13/2011

Movie star Lacey Rivers is in for the role of a lifetime after her fast-living lands her in jail. She finds that it's not so easy to make friends except for her tough cellmate, a starstruck guard and a sympathetic warden. Will her past finally catch up with her, or does she have nine lives?

Directors: Greg Pritikin
Writer: Rick Copp
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Behind Locked Doors (2)
star
6.85
67 votes

#3 - Behind Locked Doors (2)

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/13/2011

Movie star Lacey Rivers is in for the role of a lifetime after her fast-living lands her in jail. She finds that it's not so easy to make friends except for her tough cellmate, a starstruck guard and a sympathetic warden. Will her past finally catch up with her, or does she have nine lives?

Directors: Greg Pritikin
Writer: Rick Copp
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Killer Instinct
star
6.89
44 votes

#4 - Killer Instinct

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/22/2012

Entrepreneur Davis Bennett attends a gallery opening where he strikes up a conversation with the mysterious, alluring Lauren Coleston. Their mutual passion for the arts leads to a tryst at Bennett's palatial apartment, followed by his murder – Lauren is an assassin and Davis Bennett was her first assignment. As she leaves, she is confronted by six masked men and taken captive. She wakes, bound to a chair, in a darkened interrogation room. A masked man demands to know who trained her and sent her to kill Bennett, and why. Will she crack or turn the tables on her captors?

Directors: Darin Scott
Writer: Darin Scott
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Hell Hath No Furies
star
6.90
10 votes

#5 - Hell Hath No Furies

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 8/3/2012

The mistress of a sadistic criminal kingpin is targeted by his lusty three-woman hit squad while in custody on Christmas Eve.

Directors: Darin Scott
Writer: Darin Scott
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Extracurricular Activities
star
6.97
73 votes

#6 - Extracurricular Activities

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/15/2012

A lovely professor tries to draw a love-struck student into a murder plot.

Writer: Rick Copp
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Family Business (2)
star
7.00
12 votes

#7 - Family Business (2)

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/6/2012

Detective Joanne Terranova prevails upon her former boyfriend, the hard-partying Devin Grant, to help her get the goods on their old college friend, Nicole Ryan, a mafia princess who has taken over her late father's criminal enterprise. Devin, who was involved with each woman at some time in his wild past, is conflicted but still crazy about Joanne and can't say no to her. David Bannion is an anti-corruption candidate for D.A. and a thorn in Nicole's side. All of them are trying to take her down by any means necessary – power, manipulation or love – but Nicole has never been one to walk away from a fight... or a seduction.

Directors: Mark A. Altman
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Gun Twisted
star
7.03
75 votes

#8 - Gun Twisted

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/1/2012

Marksman Bart Dall meets novice shooter Laurie Cummings at the pistol range. After a seductive lesson on shooting, Bart takes her to his place, where he shows her his extensive gun collection and tells her about his criminal past: he served four years for armed robbery. Laurie is shocked but turned on by Bart's story which leads to a very passionate night. Later, Laurie tearfully reveals to Bart that she was recently fired from her job as a bank teller after jealous Assistant Manager, Sara, set her up. Bart suggests that they use her inside information to pull off a heist. He cases the bank and plans the robbery in meticulous detail. But even the best plans can go awry.

Directors: Darin Scott
Writer: Darin Scott
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Jail Break
star
7.08
12 votes

#9 - Jail Break

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 7/13/2012

Two female convicts engineer a jailbreak by seducing a guard.

Directors: Steven Kriozere
Writer: Rick Copp
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Trophy Wife
star
7.26
46 votes

#10 - Trophy Wife

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/8/2012

A husband and wife plot to kill each other, he with help from his mistress, she with assistance from an ex-cop.

Directors: Buddy Giovinazzo
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Speed Date
star
7.31
268 votes

#11 - Speed Date

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/3/2011

Video game designer Kevin decides to try online dating, but gets more than he bargained for when he finds out that his date Alexis also lied on her dating profile.

Directors: Darin Scott
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16 Minutes of Fame
star
7.35
20 votes

#12 - 16 Minutes of Fame

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/25/2012

"Big Brother" meets Ten Little Indians in a reality show house in which the iconic contestants are being rapidly eliminated from the game... literally.

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One Man's Death
star
7.42
12 votes

#13 - One Man's Death

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 7/27/2012

After the mysterious death of an ADA, his widow and mistress form an unlikely partnership to investigate whether foul play was involved.

Directors: Michael Hurst
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Crazy Mary
star
7.53
15 votes

#14 - Crazy Mary

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 7/20/2012

After her husband is murdered, a woman is wrongfully remanded to an institution for the criminally insane, where she is stalked by the real killer.

Directors: Darin Scott
Writer: Turok Andar
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Till Death Do Us Part
star
7.56
110 votes

#15 - Till Death Do Us Part

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 7/22/2011

It's the wedding bell blues for a young woman who wakes up on the morning after her bachelorette party with a dead stripper in her bed. Rachel Worth is getting married in just a few hours, but first she must try and piece together the hazy memories of the night before to find out who committed the ghastly murder.

Writer: Rick Copp
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Girls Gone Dead
star
7.59
200 votes

#16 - Girls Gone Dead

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/17/2011

This episode follows a group of hot and bothered sorority girls who, in a seemingly desperate bid for some fast cash, agree to star in a raunchy home video series for infamous entrepreneurs Jay Roma and Kip. But the girls may have darker motives!

Directors: Greg Pritikin
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Bad Medicine
star
7.66
394 votes

#17 - Bad Medicine

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/20/2011

Nurse Violet MacReady must cope with more than just a bad boyfriend on the overnight shift when an injured psychopath takes over the hospital.

Directors: Darin Scott
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Help Me, Rhonda
star
7.67
198 votes

#18 - Help Me, Rhonda

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 7/8/2011

Three thugs invade the home of a young woman, unaware that her lady lover is hiding inside. The criminals want Camille Gardner's husband, but what they get instead is a deadly surprise at the hands of Camille and her feisty girlfriend Rhonda in this twist-filled tale.

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The White Flower
star
7.74
205 votes

#19 - The White Flower

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/10/2011

Two bank robbers are seduced into confronting their worst fears.

Directors: Michael Hurst
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The Clinic
star
7.76
78 votes

#20 - The Clinic

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 7/15/2011

A man with a terminal illness checks into a mysterious Mexican clinic in the hopes of finding a miracle cure. But Logan Cale discovers that there are greater things to fear than his diagnosis as patients begin to disappear and a devious conspiracy takes shape.

Directors: Michael Hurst
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Haunted
star
7.83
171 votes

#21 - Haunted

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/24/2011

Paranormal investigators team up with a beautiful demonlogist to debunk a house's haunted reputation. Lex, Susan and R.J. set up a seance with noted expert Holly, but in a house that may contain a portal to hell, the supernatural fun takes a terrifying turn for the worse.

Directors: Darin Scott
Writer: Turok Andar
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Bad Science
star
7.88
42 votes

#22 - Bad Science

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/29/2012

Matilda West, a beautiful and brilliant scientist, materializes in a parallel dimension and is confronted by a woman with her face – her doppelganger, hardened soldier, Dark Matilda. When the two women touch, they vanish and are transported back to Matilda's lab. Driven by her desire to advance the science of teleportation, Matilda has caused friction amongst her colleagues and strained her marriage. Her strange journey – and the appearance of Dark Matilda – is proof of her success. But life and relationships were different in Dark Matilda's post-apocalyptic world and she begins to connect with her parallel counterparts. When both Matildas get ill – verification of a theory that life from different dimensions cannot co-exist – it becomes clear that one must return...

Directors: Darin Scott
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Visions (1)
star
7.97
106 votes

#23 - Visions (1)

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 7/29/2011

A phony mentalist murders his greedy assistant and hires a new assistant, a con woman named Jessica. Foster Prentiss is a skillful performer who has never had any true psychic ability until he touches two lovely femme fatales... and witnesses their murderous acts.

Directors: Mark A. Altman
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Something Like Murder
star
8.09
301 votes

#24 - Something Like Murder

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/27/2011

Bored trophy wife Darla has plans for her wealthy dull older husband after she meets a lovely masseuse, but does her new partner have plans for her?

Directors: Mark A. Altman
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Angel & Demons
star
8.36
114 votes

#25 - Angel & Demons

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 7/1/2011

With a city on edge thanks to a serial killer, two detectives race to stop him before he slays his newest victim. But 'victim' may not be the best description for Angelica, a stunning strip-club employee with a dark side of her own.

Directors: Michael Hurst
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