The BEST episodes of Dirty Sanchez
Every episode of Dirty Sanchez ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Dirty Sanchez!
This is the story of three mates from the Welsh valleys and one warped Southener. They met through a mutual love of skateboarding and are bound by a complete disregard for their own personal safety. Their juvenile behaviour leads them into ridiculous circumstances as they constantly strive to achieve their next hit of twisted humour. This is Dirty Sanchez.
#1 - Jobs for the Boyos - Martial Arts
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/1/2004
This weeks show gives Pancho a slightly easier ride as he dislocated his finger on the last shoot and could only use one hand. So instead of messing with him, they take a philosophical turn to describe the various types of pain they've encountered over the years and the newly discovered cold pain. The boyos go through a week of martial arts training and at the end perform a show for a drunken crowd at the end. All in all they did well for once.
#3 - Jobs for the Boyos - Going Commando
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/1/2004
This week the boyos are taking on the Royal Marines, as well as tearing hooks out of their ears any way they can. This episode involves endurance, stamina and Pritchard vs. claustrophobia. Although they do prove something ''if you're thinking that you can make it in the marines, think again'' Finally they do an assault course to finish the week and Pancho wins. At the end of the show, they have the 'Sanchez Olympics' with the metre of mustard, the nuts nappy pin, and my personal favourite the piss bong.
#4 - European Invasion - Greece
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/1/2005
"Greece, the home of democracy, the Olympics and fetta cheese" The boys try it alone tonight leaving Johnny B back in Germany. While in Greece they try their version of the Olympics and compete in the sh*tput, Pancho faces his fear of heights again, and Dainton and Pritch play a test of strength with fishing rods and each others ears.
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#6 - Jobs for the Boyos - Health and Beauty
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/1/2004
In this episode the boyos experiment with hot coals and waxing...nice. Later, after using a jogging machine, they collect all their sweat in a jar and hold an endurance contest to see who has to drink 'The Essence of Sanchez''. Joycie says he won't lose, but he does with hilarious consequences. Finally Pritchard does something odd with a bathtub-hose pipe-and himself plus two ''hefty pints'' the results are unforgettable to say the least.
#7 - European Invasion - Italy
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/1/2005
"Italy, the home of pasta, passion and revenge." The tension levels are through the roof after 5 relentless weeks of sleepless nights and painful pranks. The boys are left without transport after the bus driver quits, and Pritch and Panch are left without hair courtesy of Dainton.
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#10 - Jobs for the Boyos - Men at Work
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/1/2004
This week the Sanchez boyos try there hand at the building trade and cement Pancho's feet into to buckets... Surely his day cant get worse... Can it? Later Pancho passes out (as usual) and Pritchard and Dainton put a bicycle D-lock around his neck and Joycie swallows the key. Pritchard skives off this week after arm-wrestling his boss for the rest of the day off and describes how he is still ''a gamblin' man) so he and Dainton put there hands in vices and toss a coin if its heads Pritchard gets tightened and tails for Dainton. It came up heads every time.
#11 - Jobs for the Boyos - Cowboys
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/1/2004
This week, the boyos are gonna be cowpoke. Pritchard finds out what happens when you fall asleep in the desert (it involves his head and cacti). Joycie pleasures a horse, Dainton gets disturbed by a cow's tongue and Pancho...c an't really do anything. In the end they shift some cattle and party as only Welsh guys can.
#12 - European Invasion - Spain
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/1/2005
"Spain, the last stop, the home of flamenco, Brits abroad and bullfighting." Panch takes the orange challenge, Pritch cracks open a maraca with his skull and Joycie takes vomit to a new extreme (definitely not for the faint hearted).
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#13 - European Invasion - Czechoslovakia
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/1/2005
"Czech Republic...the home of guns, beer and men behaving badly" Pritch and guns, first he headbutts fired clay pigeons and then straps on a bullet-proof vest and gets shot. Pancho puts on a wedding dress and he and Pritch get married by Dan, who, unbeknownst to the others, is a certified marriage celebrant,
#15 - Behind the Seven Sins - Gluttony (Mexico)
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/1/2006
This episode sees th Sanchez boys taking on the sin of Gluttony in Mexico
#16 - Behind the Seven Sins - Sloth (UK)
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/1/2006
The first episode sees the Dirty Sanchez crew taking on sloth right here in the UK.
#17 - European Invasion - Germany
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/1/2005
"Germany... the home of lederhosen, frankfurters, and the love of control" This episode should be called the Daint episode. He pepper sprays Pritch, shaves off some of Pancho's hair. He finally loses a challenge with Pritch and scariest of all, gets suspended in the air off four body piercings. In all this, Pancho almost goes unnoticed, even though he momentarily overcame his fear of heights long enough to skydive.
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#18 - Jobs for the Boyos - Review
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/1/2004
This is a review of Season two, strung together with an interview with the job-centre person who arranged all these different jobs for the guys.
#19 - European Invasion - Sweden
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/1/2005
"In 2005, three Welsh dropouts and one warped Southerner and me, Johnny B, embarked on a tour around Europe. Six countries, six live shows, four idiots, this is the story of what happened." Welcome to the European Invasion, first stop Sweden. Pritch becomes a human crash-test dummy, the boys test their abilities to stand extreme changes in temperatures and the Dan and Pritch try the world's weirdest sword fight.
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#22 - Front End and Rear End - Episode 2
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/1/2002
Tonight, Pritchard and Dainton continue their brainless battle, which has been raging for years; Dan Joyce strives to achieve the ultimate shock tactic; and Pancho, the patron saint of public houses, has just one goal... to stay awake
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#24 - Jobs for the Boyos - Firefighters
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/1/2004
The boys try firefighting this week, chop-chop. Dan regrets not been given a leadership role, and Pritch has to deal with his claustrophobia.
