Deep Space 69

The BEST episodes of Deep Space 69

Every episode of Deep Space 69 ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Deep Space 69!

Deep Space 69 is an animated sci-fi comedy starring Jay, the horniest alpha man in the universe and his last-of-his-species space koala sidekick, Hamilton. Together they pilot the OGC-1 transport ship for hire across the galaxies, spectacularly failing the simplest of missions and finding romance in the most unexpected corners of space.

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Sirens of Tetons
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#1 - Sirens of Tetons

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 1/13/2013

Jay follows the siren song of the most beautiful honeys in the universe but like the old Mon Calamari proverb goes, “it’s a trap!”

Directors: Daniel Cardenas
Pilot
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#2 - Pilot

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/15/2012

Jay and Hamilton accept a mission to take a brutal Dictators sexy daughters to safety. Jay makes the simple mistake of having an orgy with the daughters and enrages the Dictator. Jay must win his freedom the honorable way, a crystal sword fight to the death.

Directors: Daniel Cardenas
Looking for Love in Alderaan Places
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#3 - Looking for Love in Alderaan Places

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/26/2012

Jay and Hamilton head to the beautiful planet of Alderaan to investigate a newly legal teenage princess.

Directors: Daniel Cardenas
The Crotch Hugger
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#4 - The Crotch Hugger

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/16/2012

After an Alien latches onto Jay`s crotch, he must make the biggest decision of his life.

Directors: Daniel Cardenas
Shipphylis
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#5 - Shipphylis

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/11/2012

The OGC-1 contracts an STD (ship troubling decision) after going through a dirty black hole.

Directors: Daniel Cardenas
License to Bone
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#6 - License to Bone

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/25/2012

Jay uses the art of seduction to renew his captains license.

Directors: Daniel Cardenas
The Legend of Bronze Johnson
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#7 - The Legend of Bronze Johnson

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/9/2012

Jay gets selected for a most special and terrifying dong honor on the planet Terra Bliss.

Directors: Daniel Cardenas
Blade Jogger
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#8 - Blade Jogger

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/30/2012

Jay's new lady friend causes some trouble when it turns out she is a fugitive replicant.

Directors: Daniel Cardenas
Femalien Fatale
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#9 - Femalien Fatale

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 1/27/2013

The OGC-1 has been assigned transport of a dangerous and sexy criminal.

Pride and Predator Juice
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#10 - Pride and Predator Juice

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 2/10/2013

Jay takes drastic measures when a manly man makes him insecure about him manhood.

Directors: Daniel Cardenas
She Was a Lady Planet
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#11 - She Was a Lady Planet

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 2/24/2013

The OGC-1 makes a “scientific” exploration of a planet that may be the biggest lady in the universe.

Directors: Daniel Cardenas
Herman
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#12 - Herman

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 3/10/2013

Hamilton breaks a space rule by adopting a pet while Jay deals with his airlock addiction.

Directors: Daniel Cardenas
The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 1
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#13 - The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 1

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 4/11/2013

Jay gets recruited to join a secret society of galactic bonesmen, Hamilton is not invited.

Directors: Daniel Cardenas
The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 2
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#14 - The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 2

Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired 4/25/2013

The saga continues as Jay heads to a spring break planet full of roofied drinks, carnivorous plant based harlots and sexy new friends.

Directors: Daniel Cardenas
The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 3
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#15 - The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 3

Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired 5/6/2013

Jay returns to the GBM-1 to rectify space douchiness in the explosive conclusion to the galactic boner saga.

Directors: Daniel Cardenas
Wormholy Matrimony
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#16 - Wormholy Matrimony

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/4/2013

Jay and Hamilton's efforts to pick up a busty fashion model are thwarted by a spurned wormhole attendant.

Directors: Daniel Cardenas
Mount Olympuss
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#17 - Mount Olympuss

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/18/2013

Jay's sexy transgression on the sacred realm has unintended battle-to-the-death type consequences.

Directors: Daniel Cardenas
Sirens: Part 2 (Jungle Moppits)
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#18 - Sirens: Part 2 (Jungle Moppits)

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/1/2013

If you wondered what happened to Jay after he turned into a dog in episode 8 then wonder no more. In search of a cure Jay and Hamilton visit a savage planet and get marooned with the natives.

Directors: Daniel Cardenas
Sirens: Part 3 (Vega 5)
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#19 - Sirens: Part 3 (Vega 5)

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/22/2013

In the epic conclusion to the Siren's adventure Jay and Hamilton go to Vega 5 to get their ship back from Zobert the Space Douche.

Directors: Daniel Cardenas
Wet Dreams May Come
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#20 - Wet Dreams May Come

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/29/2013

Jay and Hamilton get locked out of the ship.

Directors: Daniel Cardenas
Jabba the Slut
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#21 - Jabba the Slut

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/20/2013

Jay rekindles an old flame who helps him escape from an STD riddled galactic lady gangster.

Directors: Daniel Cardenas
Astro Past Blast: Part 1
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#22 - Astro Past Blast: Part 1

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/4/2013

While accepting a challenge from the most interesting space captain in the the galaxy Jay is confronted with the only only girl he's ever loved.

Directors: Daniel Cardenas
Astro Past Blast: Part 2 (Sword and the Bone)
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#23 - Astro Past Blast: Part 2 (Sword and the Bone)

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/17/2013

In part 2 of “Astro Past Blast”, teenage Jay and Hamilton take a detour from their rescue mission to help a Kingdom plagued by Dragon problems.

Directors: Daniel Cardenas
Astro Past Blast: Part 3 (Koalacaust)
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#24 - Astro Past Blast: Part 3 (Koalacaust)

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/8/2013

The heartbreaking, face punching, blob humping finale to the Astro Past Blast

Directors: Daniel Cardenas
Darth Princess
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#25 - Darth Princess

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/12/2015

Jay bumps into an old flame who strikes back with a vengeance.

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