The BEST episodes of Deep Space 69

#1 - Sirens of Tetons

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 1/13/2013

Jay follows the siren song of the most beautiful honeys in the universe but like the old Mon Calamari proverb goes, “it’s a trap!”

#2 - Dock Blocker

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/30/2015

The OGC-1 attempts to dock on ship with a difficult lady captain.

#3 - Astro Past Blast: Part 1

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/4/2013

While accepting a challenge from the most interesting space captain in the the galaxy Jay is confronted with the only only girl he's ever loved.

#4 - Astro Past Blast: Part 2 (Sword and the Bone)

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/17/2013

In part 2 of “Astro Past Blast”, teenage Jay and Hamilton take a detour from their rescue mission to help a Kingdom plagued by Dragon problems.

#5 - Astro Past Blast: Part 3 (Koalacaust)

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/8/2013

The heartbreaking, face punching, blob humping finale to the Astro Past Blast

#6 - Darth Princess

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/12/2015

Jay bumps into an old flame who strikes back with a vengeance.

#7 - Captain's Flog

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/26/2015

Uncharted space is awesome until your spacelink connectivity goes limp. See if Jay can overcome space madness!

#8 - The Milkshake Rally

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/7/2015

Jay must race a transport ship rival to win the mission to transport a group of sexy "Milkshake Girls".

#9 - Spacebook

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/21/2015

Jay and Hamilton find the unexpected when they visit Spacebook Headquarters.

#10 - The Marty Pulsar Show

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/30/2015

Jay is invited onto "The Marty Pulsar Show" to find out if he is the father of a baby girl.

#11 - Genesis 3:69

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/19/2015

Jay and Hamilton land on a planet that may or may not be the Garden of Eden.

#12 - Jabba the Slut

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/20/2013

Jay rekindles an old flame who helps him escape from an STD riddled galactic lady gangster.

#13 - Game of Bones

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/12/2016

#14 - Hero With a Thousand Boners

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/30/2018

A routine transport puts the crew in the crossfire of various heroes making their claim on destiny.

#15 - Koalifications

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/30/2018

Hamilton is invited to a science station for breeding, but Jay has breeding ideas of his own.

#16 - The Micro Dicktator

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/30/2018

The crew accepts a dangerous mission to depose a disgusting and dangerous despot.

#17 - The Panty-Christ

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/30/2018

Jay and Hamilton agree to be the subjects of a docu-reality show that brings to the surface deep rifts in their friendship.

#18 - Sperms of Endearment

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/30/2018

The crew gets trapped in a sentient spacial anomaly that forces them to complete a cosmically sexy mission.

#19 - The Parable of Shaftocles

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/30/2018

A mysterious spaceship gives Jay and Hamilton each a chance to change their tragic pasts.

#20 - Full Metal Koala

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/30/2018

Hamilton is confronted with a lost battalion of Koala soldiers, while Jay goes on a magical vision quest guided by a wise sperm.

#21 - The Singularititties

Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/30/2018

The crew attempts to have a relaxing vacation on a luxurious cruise vessel, but the forces of destiny have other plans.

#22 - She Was a Lady Planet

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 2/24/2013

The OGC-1 makes a “scientific” exploration of a planet that may be the biggest lady in the universe.

#23 - Pilot

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/15/2012

Jay and Hamilton accept a mission to take a brutal Dictators sexy daughters to safety. Jay makes the simple mistake of having an orgy with the daughters and enrages the Dictator. Jay must win his freedom the honorable way, a crystal sword fight to the death.

#24 - Looking for Love in Alderaan Places

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/26/2012

Jay and Hamilton head to the beautiful planet of Alderaan to investigate a newly legal teenage princess.

#25 - The Crotch Hugger

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/16/2012

After an Alien latches onto Jay`s crotch, he must make the biggest decision of his life.