The BEST episodes of Deep Space 69
Every episode of Deep Space 69 ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Deep Space 69!
Deep Space 69 is an animated sci-fi comedy starring Jay, the horniest alpha man in the universe and his last-of-his-species space koala sidekick, Hamilton. Together they pilot the OGC-1 transport ship for hire across the galaxies, spectacularly failing the simplest of missions and finding romance in the most unexpected corners of space.
#1 - Sirens of Tetons
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 1/13/2013
Jay follows the siren song of the most beautiful honeys in the universe but like the old Mon Calamari proverb goes, “it’s a trap!”
#2 - Pilot
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/15/2012
Jay and Hamilton accept a mission to take a brutal Dictators sexy daughters to safety. Jay makes the simple mistake of having an orgy with the daughters and enrages the Dictator. Jay must win his freedom the honorable way, a crystal sword fight to the death.
#3 - Looking for Love in Alderaan Places
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/26/2012
Jay and Hamilton head to the beautiful planet of Alderaan to investigate a newly legal teenage princess.
#4 - The Crotch Hugger
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/16/2012
After an Alien latches onto Jay`s crotch, he must make the biggest decision of his life.
#5 - Shipphylis
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/11/2012
The OGC-1 contracts an STD (ship troubling decision) after going through a dirty black hole.
#6 - License to Bone
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/25/2012
Jay uses the art of seduction to renew his captains license.
#7 - The Legend of Bronze Johnson
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/9/2012
Jay gets selected for a most special and terrifying dong honor on the planet Terra Bliss.
#8 - Blade Jogger
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/30/2012
Jay's new lady friend causes some trouble when it turns out she is a fugitive replicant.
#9 - Femalien Fatale
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 1/27/2013
The OGC-1 has been assigned transport of a dangerous and sexy criminal.
#10 - Pride and Predator Juice
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 2/10/2013
Jay takes drastic measures when a manly man makes him insecure about him manhood.
#11 - She Was a Lady Planet
Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 2/24/2013
The OGC-1 makes a “scientific” exploration of a planet that may be the biggest lady in the universe.
#12 - Herman
Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 3/10/2013
Hamilton breaks a space rule by adopting a pet while Jay deals with his airlock addiction.
#13 - The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 1
Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 4/11/2013
Jay gets recruited to join a secret society of galactic bonesmen, Hamilton is not invited.
#14 - The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 2
Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired 4/25/2013
The saga continues as Jay heads to a spring break planet full of roofied drinks, carnivorous plant based harlots and sexy new friends.
#15 - The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 3
Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired 5/6/2013
Jay returns to the GBM-1 to rectify space douchiness in the explosive conclusion to the galactic boner saga.
#16 - Wormholy Matrimony
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/4/2013
Jay and Hamilton's efforts to pick up a busty fashion model are thwarted by a spurned wormhole attendant.
#17 - Mount Olympuss
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/18/2013
Jay's sexy transgression on the sacred realm has unintended battle-to-the-death type consequences.
#18 - Sirens: Part 2 (Jungle Moppits)
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/1/2013
If you wondered what happened to Jay after he turned into a dog in episode 8 then wonder no more. In search of a cure Jay and Hamilton visit a savage planet and get marooned with the natives.
#19 - Sirens: Part 3 (Vega 5)
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/22/2013
In the epic conclusion to the Siren's adventure Jay and Hamilton go to Vega 5 to get their ship back from Zobert the Space Douche.
#20 - Wet Dreams May Come
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/29/2013
Jay and Hamilton get locked out of the ship.
#21 - Jabba the Slut
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/20/2013
Jay rekindles an old flame who helps him escape from an STD riddled galactic lady gangster.
#22 - Astro Past Blast: Part 1
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/4/2013
While accepting a challenge from the most interesting space captain in the the galaxy Jay is confronted with the only only girl he's ever loved.
#23 - Astro Past Blast: Part 2 (Sword and the Bone)
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/17/2013
In part 2 of “Astro Past Blast”, teenage Jay and Hamilton take a detour from their rescue mission to help a Kingdom plagued by Dragon problems.
#24 - Astro Past Blast: Part 3 (Koalacaust)
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/8/2013
The heartbreaking, face punching, blob humping finale to the Astro Past Blast
#25 - Darth Princess
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/12/2015
Jay bumps into an old flame who strikes back with a vengeance.
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