The BEST episodes of Deep Space 69

#1 - Koalifications

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/30/2018

Hamilton is invited to a science station for breeding, but Jay has breeding ideas of his own.

#2 - Hero With a Thousand Boners

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/30/2018

A routine transport puts the crew in the crossfire of various heroes making their claim on destiny.

#3 - Jabba the Slut

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/20/2013

Jay rekindles an old flame who helps him escape from an STD riddled galactic lady gangster.

#4 - Full Metal Koala

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/30/2018

Hamilton is confronted with a lost battalion of Koala soldiers, while Jay goes on a magical vision quest guided by a wise sperm.

#5 - The Micro Dicktator

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/30/2018

The crew accepts a dangerous mission to depose a disgusting and dangerous despot.

#6 - Dock Blocker

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/30/2015

The OGC-1 attempts to dock on ship with a difficult lady captain.

#7 - The Marty Pulsar Show

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/30/2015

Jay is invited onto "The Marty Pulsar Show" to find out if he is the father of a baby girl.

#8 - Spacebook

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/21/2015

Jay and Hamilton find the unexpected when they visit Spacebook Headquarters.

#9 - The Milkshake Rally

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/7/2015

Jay must race a transport ship rival to win the mission to transport a group of sexy "Milkshake Girls".

#10 - Captain's Flog

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/26/2015

Uncharted space is awesome until your spacelink connectivity goes limp. See if Jay can overcome space madness!

#11 - Darth Princess

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/12/2015

Jay bumps into an old flame who strikes back with a vengeance.

#12 - Astro Past Blast: Part 3 (Koalacaust)

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/8/2013

The heartbreaking, face punching, blob humping finale to the Astro Past Blast

#13 - Astro Past Blast: Part 2 (Sword and the Bone)

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/17/2013

In part 2 of “Astro Past Blast”, teenage Jay and Hamilton take a detour from their rescue mission to help a Kingdom plagued by Dragon problems.

#14 - Astro Past Blast: Part 1

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/4/2013

While accepting a challenge from the most interesting space captain in the the galaxy Jay is confronted with the only only girl he's ever loved.

#15 - Wet Dreams May Come

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/29/2013

Jay and Hamilton get locked out of the ship.

#16 - Genesis 3:69

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/19/2015

Jay and Hamilton land on a planet that may or may not be the Garden of Eden.

#17 - The Panty-Christ

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/30/2018

Jay and Hamilton agree to be the subjects of a docu-reality show that brings to the surface deep rifts in their friendship.

#18 - Sperms of Endearment

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/30/2018

The crew gets trapped in a sentient spacial anomaly that forces them to complete a cosmically sexy mission.

#19 - The Parable of Shaftocles

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/30/2018

A mysterious spaceship gives Jay and Hamilton each a chance to change their tragic pasts.

#20 - The Singularititties

Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/30/2018

The crew attempts to have a relaxing vacation on a luxurious cruise vessel, but the forces of destiny have other plans.

#21 - Dictator Ship (Pilot)

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/15/2012

Jay and Hamilton accept a mission to take a brutal Dictators sexy daughters to safety. Jay makes the simple mistake of having an orgy with the daughters and enrages the Dictator. Jay must win his freedom the honorable way, a crystal sword fight to the death.

#22 - Game of Bones

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/12/2016

#23 - The Crotch Hugger

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/16/2012

After an Alien latches onto Jay`s crotch, he must make the biggest decision of his life.

#24 - Wormholy Matrimony

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/4/2013

Jay and Hamilton's efforts to pick up a busty fashion model are thwarted by a spurned wormhole attendant.

#25 - Sirens: Part 2 (Jungle Moppits)

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/1/2013

If you wondered what happened to Jay after he turned into a dog in episode 8 then wonder no more. In search of a cure Jay and Hamilton visit a savage planet and get marooned with the natives.