The BEST episodes of Deep Space 69

Every episode of Deep Space 69 ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Deep Space 69!

Deep Space 69 is an animated sci-fi comedy starring Jay, the horniest alpha man in the universe and his last-of-his-species space koala sidekick, Hamilton. Together they pilot the OGC-1 transport ship for hire across the galaxies, spectacularly failing the simplest of missions and finding romance in the most unexpected corners of space.

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Sirens of Tetons
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#1 - Sirens of Tetons

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 1/13/2013

Jay follows the siren song of the most beautiful honeys in the universe but like the old Mon Calamari proverb goes, “it’s a trap!”

Directors: Daniel Cardenas
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Dock Blocker
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#2 - Dock Blocker

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/30/2015

The OGC-1 attempts to dock on ship with a difficult lady captain.

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Astro Past Blast: Part 1
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#3 - Astro Past Blast: Part 1

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/4/2013

While accepting a challenge from the most interesting space captain in the the galaxy Jay is confronted with the only only girl he's ever loved.

Directors: Daniel Cardenas
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Astro Past Blast: Part 2 (Sword and the Bone)
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#4 - Astro Past Blast: Part 2 (Sword and the Bone)

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/17/2013

In part 2 of “Astro Past Blast”, teenage Jay and Hamilton take a detour from their rescue mission to help a Kingdom plagued by Dragon problems.

Directors: Daniel Cardenas
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Astro Past Blast: Part 3 (Koalacaust)
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#5 - Astro Past Blast: Part 3 (Koalacaust)

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/8/2013

The heartbreaking, face punching, blob humping finale to the Astro Past Blast

Directors: Daniel Cardenas
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Darth Princess
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#6 - Darth Princess

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/12/2015

Jay bumps into an old flame who strikes back with a vengeance.

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Captain's Flog
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#7 - Captain's Flog

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/26/2015

Uncharted space is awesome until your spacelink connectivity goes limp. See if Jay can overcome space madness!

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The Milkshake Rally
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#8 - The Milkshake Rally

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/7/2015

Jay must race a transport ship rival to win the mission to transport a group of sexy "Milkshake Girls".

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Spacebook
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#9 - Spacebook

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/21/2015

Jay and Hamilton find the unexpected when they visit Spacebook Headquarters.

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The Marty Pulsar Show
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#10 - The Marty Pulsar Show

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/30/2015

Jay is invited onto "The Marty Pulsar Show" to find out if he is the father of a baby girl.

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Genesis 3:69
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#11 - Genesis 3:69

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/19/2015

Jay and Hamilton land on a planet that may or may not be the Garden of Eden.

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Jabba the Slut
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#12 - Jabba the Slut

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/20/2013

Jay rekindles an old flame who helps him escape from an STD riddled galactic lady gangster.

Directors: Daniel Cardenas
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Game of Bones
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#13 - Game of Bones

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/12/2016

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Hero With a Thousand Boners
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#14 - Hero With a Thousand Boners

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/30/2018

A routine transport puts the crew in the crossfire of various heroes making their claim on destiny.

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Koalifications
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#15 - Koalifications

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/30/2018

Hamilton is invited to a science station for breeding, but Jay has breeding ideas of his own.

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The Micro Dicktator
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#16 - The Micro Dicktator

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/30/2018

The crew accepts a dangerous mission to depose a disgusting and dangerous despot.

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The Panty-Christ
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#17 - The Panty-Christ

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/30/2018

Jay and Hamilton agree to be the subjects of a docu-reality show that brings to the surface deep rifts in their friendship.

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Sperms of Endearment
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#18 - Sperms of Endearment

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/30/2018

The crew gets trapped in a sentient spacial anomaly that forces them to complete a cosmically sexy mission.

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The Parable of Shaftocles
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#19 - The Parable of Shaftocles

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/30/2018

A mysterious spaceship gives Jay and Hamilton each a chance to change their tragic pasts.

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Full Metal Koala
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#20 - Full Metal Koala

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/30/2018

Hamilton is confronted with a lost battalion of Koala soldiers, while Jay goes on a magical vision quest guided by a wise sperm.

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The Singularititties
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#21 - The Singularititties

Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/30/2018

The crew attempts to have a relaxing vacation on a luxurious cruise vessel, but the forces of destiny have other plans.

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She Was a Lady Planet
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#22 - She Was a Lady Planet

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 2/24/2013

The OGC-1 makes a “scientific” exploration of a planet that may be the biggest lady in the universe.

Directors: Daniel Cardenas
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Pilot
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#23 - Pilot

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/15/2012

Jay and Hamilton accept a mission to take a brutal Dictators sexy daughters to safety. Jay makes the simple mistake of having an orgy with the daughters and enrages the Dictator. Jay must win his freedom the honorable way, a crystal sword fight to the death.

Directors: Daniel Cardenas
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Looking for Love in Alderaan Places
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#24 - Looking for Love in Alderaan Places

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/26/2012

Jay and Hamilton head to the beautiful planet of Alderaan to investigate a newly legal teenage princess.

Directors: Daniel Cardenas
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The Crotch Hugger
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#25 - The Crotch Hugger

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/16/2012

After an Alien latches onto Jay`s crotch, he must make the biggest decision of his life.

Directors: Daniel Cardenas
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