The BEST episodes of Deep Space 69
Every episode of Deep Space 69 ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Deep Space 69!
Deep Space 69 is an animated sci-fi comedy starring Jay, the horniest alpha man in the universe and his last-of-his-species space koala sidekick, Hamilton. Together they pilot the OGC-1 transport ship for hire across the galaxies, spectacularly failing the simplest of missions and finding romance in the most unexpected corners of space.
#1 - Sirens of Tetons
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 1/13/2013
Jay follows the siren song of the most beautiful honeys in the universe but like the old Mon Calamari proverb goes, “it’s a trap!”
#3 - Astro Past Blast: Part 1
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/4/2013
While accepting a challenge from the most interesting space captain in the the galaxy Jay is confronted with the only only girl he's ever loved.
#4 - Astro Past Blast: Part 2 (Sword and the Bone)
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/17/2013
In part 2 of “Astro Past Blast”, teenage Jay and Hamilton take a detour from their rescue mission to help a Kingdom plagued by Dragon problems.
#5 - Astro Past Blast: Part 3 (Koalacaust)
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/8/2013
The heartbreaking, face punching, blob humping finale to the Astro Past Blast
#8 - The Milkshake Rally
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/7/2015
Jay must race a transport ship rival to win the mission to transport a group of sexy "Milkshake Girls".
#10 - The Marty Pulsar Show
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/30/2015
Jay is invited onto "The Marty Pulsar Show" to find out if he is the father of a baby girl.
#11 - Wet Dreams May Come
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/29/2013
Jay and Hamilton get locked out of the ship.
#13 - Hero With a Thousand Boners
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/30/2018
A routine transport puts the crew in the crossfire of various heroes making their claim on destiny.
#14 - Koalifications
Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/30/2018
Hamilton is invited to a science station for breeding, but Jay has breeding ideas of his own.
#15 - The Micro Dicktator
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/30/2018
The crew accepts a dangerous mission to depose a disgusting and dangerous despot.
#16 - The Panty-Christ
Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/30/2018
Jay and Hamilton agree to be the subjects of a docu-reality show that brings to the surface deep rifts in their friendship.
#18 - The Parable of Shaftocles
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/30/2018
A mysterious spaceship gives Jay and Hamilton each a chance to change their tragic pasts.
#20 - The Singularititties
Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/30/2018
The crew attempts to have a relaxing vacation on a luxurious cruise vessel, but the forces of destiny have other plans.
#21 - She Was a Lady Planet
Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 2/24/2013
The OGC-1 makes a “scientific” exploration of a planet that may be the biggest lady in the universe.
#22 - Pilot
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/15/2012
Jay and Hamilton accept a mission to take a brutal Dictators sexy daughters to safety. Jay makes the simple mistake of having an orgy with the daughters and enrages the Dictator. Jay must win his freedom the honorable way, a crystal sword fight to the death.
#23 - Looking for Love in Alderaan Places
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/26/2012
Jay and Hamilton head to the beautiful planet of Alderaan to investigate a newly legal teenage princess.
#24 - The Crotch Hugger
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/16/2012
After an Alien latches onto Jay`s crotch, he must make the biggest decision of his life.
#25 - Shipphylis
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/11/2012
The OGC-1 contracts an STD (ship troubling decision) after going through a dirty black hole.
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