The BEST Episodes of Deep Space 69
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Apr 26, 2021
Deep Space 69 is an animated sci-fi comedy starring Jay, the horniest alpha man in the universe and his last-of-his-species space koala sidekick, Hamilton. Together they pilot the OGC-1 transport ship for hire across the galaxies, spectacularly failing the simplest of missions and finding romance in the most unexpected corners of space.
#1 - Sirens of Tetons
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired Jan 13, 2013
Jay follows the siren song of the most beautiful honeys in the universe but like the old Mon Calamari proverb goes, “it’s a trap!”
#2 - Pilot
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Jul 15, 2012
Jay and Hamilton accept a mission to take a brutal Dictators sexy daughters to safety. Jay makes the simple mistake of having an orgy with the daughters and enrages the Dictator. Jay must win his freedom the honorable way, a crystal sword fight to the death.
#3 - Looking for Love in Alderaan Places
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Aug 26, 2012
Jay and Hamilton head to the beautiful planet of Alderaan to investigate a newly legal teenage princess.
#4 - The Crotch Hugger
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Sep 16, 2012
After an Alien latches onto Jay`s crotch, he must make the biggest decision of his life.
#5 - Shipphylis
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Nov 11, 2012
The OGC-1 contracts an STD (ship troubling decision) after going through a dirty black hole.
#6 - License to Bone
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Nov 25, 2012
Jay uses the art of seduction to renew his captains license.
#7 - The Legend of Bronze Johnson
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Dec 9, 2012
Jay gets selected for a most special and terrifying dong honor on the planet Terra Bliss.
#8 - Blade Jogger
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired Dec 30, 2012
Jay's new lady friend causes some trouble when it turns out she is a fugitive replicant.
#9 - Femalien Fatale
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired Jan 27, 2013
The OGC-1 has been assigned transport of a dangerous and sexy criminal.
#10 - Pride and Predator Juice
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired Feb 10, 2013
Jay takes drastic measures when a manly man makes him insecure about him manhood.
#11 - She Was a Lady Planet
Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired Feb 24, 2013
The OGC-1 makes a “scientific” exploration of a planet that may be the biggest lady in the universe.
#12 - Herman
Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired Mar 10, 2013
Hamilton breaks a space rule by adopting a pet while Jay deals with his airlock addiction.
#13 - The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 1
Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired Apr 11, 2013
Jay gets recruited to join a secret society of galactic bonesmen, Hamilton is not invited.
#14 - The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 2
Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired Apr 25, 2013
The saga continues as Jay heads to a spring break planet full of roofied drinks, carnivorous plant based harlots and sexy new friends.
#15 - The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 3
Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired May 6, 2013
Jay returns to the GBM-1 to rectify space douchiness in the explosive conclusion to the galactic boner saga.
#16 - Wormholy Matrimony
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Aug 4, 2013
Jay and Hamilton's efforts to pick up a busty fashion model are thwarted by a spurned wormhole attendant.
#17 - Mount Olympuss
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Aug 18, 2013
Jay's sexy transgression on the sacred realm has unintended battle-to-the-death type consequences.
#18 - Sirens: Part 2 (Jungle Moppits)
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired Sep 1, 2013
If you wondered what happened to Jay after he turned into a dog in episode 8 then wonder no more. In search of a cure Jay and Hamilton visit a savage planet and get marooned with the natives.
#19 - Sirens: Part 3 (Vega 5)
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired Sep 22, 2013
In the epic conclusion to the Siren's adventure Jay and Hamilton go to Vega 5 to get their ship back from Zobert the Space Douche.
#20 - Wet Dreams May Come
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired Sep 29, 2013
Jay and Hamilton get locked out of the ship.
#21 - Jabba the Slut
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired Oct 20, 2013
Jay rekindles an old flame who helps him escape from an STD riddled galactic lady gangster.
#22 - Astro Past Blast: Part 1
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired Nov 4, 2013
While accepting a challenge from the most interesting space captain in the the galaxy Jay is confronted with the only only girl he's ever loved.
#23 - Astro Past Blast: Part 2 (Sword and the Bone)
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired Nov 17, 2013
In part 2 of “Astro Past Blast”, teenage Jay and Hamilton take a detour from their rescue mission to help a Kingdom plagued by Dragon problems.
#24 - Astro Past Blast: Part 3 (Koalacaust)
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired Dec 8, 2013
The heartbreaking, face punching, blob humping finale to the Astro Past Blast
#25 - Darth Princess
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired Mar 12, 2015
Jay bumps into an old flame who strikes back with a vengeance.