The BEST Episodes of Deep Space 69

Deep Space 69 is an animated sci-fi comedy starring Jay, the horniest alpha man in the universe and his last-of-his-species space koala sidekick, Hamilton. Together they pilot the OGC-1 transport ship for hire across the galaxies, spectacularly failing the simplest of missions and finding romance in the most unexpected corners of space.

#1 - Sirens of Tetons

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired Jan 13, 2013

Jay follows the siren song of the most beautiful honeys in the universe but like the old Mon Calamari proverb goes, “it’s a trap!”

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#2 - Pilot

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Jul 15, 2012

Jay and Hamilton accept a mission to take a brutal Dictators sexy daughters to safety. Jay makes the simple mistake of having an orgy with the daughters and enrages the Dictator. Jay must win his freedom the honorable way, a crystal sword fight to the death.

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#3 - Looking for Love in Alderaan Places

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Aug 26, 2012

Jay and Hamilton head to the beautiful planet of Alderaan to investigate a newly legal teenage princess.

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#4 - The Crotch Hugger

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Sep 16, 2012

After an Alien latches onto Jay`s crotch, he must make the biggest decision of his life.

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#5 - Shipphylis

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Nov 11, 2012

The OGC-1 contracts an STD (ship troubling decision) after going through a dirty black hole.

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#6 - License to Bone

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Nov 25, 2012

Jay uses the art of seduction to renew his captains license.

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#7 - The Legend of Bronze Johnson

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Dec 9, 2012

Jay gets selected for a most special and terrifying dong honor on the planet Terra Bliss.

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#8 - Blade Jogger

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired Dec 30, 2012

Jay's new lady friend causes some trouble when it turns out she is a fugitive replicant.

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#9 - Femalien Fatale

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired Jan 27, 2013

The OGC-1 has been assigned transport of a dangerous and sexy criminal.

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#10 - Pride and Predator Juice

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired Feb 10, 2013

Jay takes drastic measures when a manly man makes him insecure about him manhood.

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#11 - She Was a Lady Planet

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired Feb 24, 2013

The OGC-1 makes a “scientific” exploration of a planet that may be the biggest lady in the universe.

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#12 - Herman

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired Mar 10, 2013

Hamilton breaks a space rule by adopting a pet while Jay deals with his airlock addiction.

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#13 - The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 1

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired Apr 11, 2013

Jay gets recruited to join a secret society of galactic bonesmen, Hamilton is not invited.

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#14 - The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 2

Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired Apr 25, 2013

The saga continues as Jay heads to a spring break planet full of roofied drinks, carnivorous plant based harlots and sexy new friends.

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#15 - The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 3

Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired May 6, 2013

Jay returns to the GBM-1 to rectify space douchiness in the explosive conclusion to the galactic boner saga.

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#16 - Wormholy Matrimony

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Aug 4, 2013

Jay and Hamilton's efforts to pick up a busty fashion model are thwarted by a spurned wormhole attendant.

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#17 - Mount Olympuss

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Aug 18, 2013

Jay's sexy transgression on the sacred realm has unintended battle-to-the-death type consequences.

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#18 - Sirens: Part 2 (Jungle Moppits)

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired Sep 1, 2013

If you wondered what happened to Jay after he turned into a dog in episode 8 then wonder no more. In search of a cure Jay and Hamilton visit a savage planet and get marooned with the natives.

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#19 - Sirens: Part 3 (Vega 5)

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired Sep 22, 2013

In the epic conclusion to the Siren's adventure Jay and Hamilton go to Vega 5 to get their ship back from Zobert the Space Douche.

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#20 - Wet Dreams May Come

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired Sep 29, 2013

Jay and Hamilton get locked out of the ship.

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#21 - Jabba the Slut

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired Oct 20, 2013

Jay rekindles an old flame who helps him escape from an STD riddled galactic lady gangster.

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#22 - Astro Past Blast: Part 1

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired Nov 4, 2013

While accepting a challenge from the most interesting space captain in the the galaxy Jay is confronted with the only only girl he's ever loved.

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#23 - Astro Past Blast: Part 2 (Sword and the Bone)

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired Nov 17, 2013

In part 2 of “Astro Past Blast”, teenage Jay and Hamilton take a detour from their rescue mission to help a Kingdom plagued by Dragon problems.

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#24 - Astro Past Blast: Part 3 (Koalacaust)

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired Dec 8, 2013

The heartbreaking, face punching, blob humping finale to the Astro Past Blast

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#25 - Darth Princess

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired Mar 12, 2015

Jay bumps into an old flame who strikes back with a vengeance.

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