The BEST episodes written by Daniel Cardenas

Sirens of Tetons
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#1 - Sirens of Tetons

Deep Space 69 - Season 1 - Episode 8

Jay follows the siren song of the most beautiful honeys in the universe but like the old Mon Calamari proverb goes, “it’s a trap!”

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Pilot
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#2 - Pilot

Deep Space 69 - Season 1 - Episode 1

Jay and Hamilton accept a mission to take a brutal Dictators sexy daughters to safety. Jay makes the simple mistake of having an orgy with the daughters and enrages the Dictator. Jay must win his freedom the honorable way, a crystal sword fight to the death.

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Looking for Love in Alderaan Places
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#3 - Looking for Love in Alderaan Places

Deep Space 69 - Season 1 - Episode 2

Jay and Hamilton head to the beautiful planet of Alderaan to investigate a newly legal teenage princess.

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The Crotch Hugger
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#4 - The Crotch Hugger

Deep Space 69 - Season 1 - Episode 3

After an Alien latches onto Jay`s crotch, he must make the biggest decision of his life.

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Shipphylis
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#5 - Shipphylis

Deep Space 69 - Season 1 - Episode 4

The OGC-1 contracts an STD (ship troubling decision) after going through a dirty black hole.

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License to Bone
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#6 - License to Bone

Deep Space 69 - Season 1 - Episode 5

Jay uses the art of seduction to renew his captains license.

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The Legend of Bronze Johnson
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#7 - The Legend of Bronze Johnson

Deep Space 69 - Season 1 - Episode 6

Jay gets selected for a most special and terrifying dong honor on the planet Terra Bliss.

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Blade Jogger
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#8 - Blade Jogger

Deep Space 69 - Season 1 - Episode 7

Jay's new lady friend causes some trouble when it turns out she is a fugitive replicant.

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Pride and Predator Juice
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#9 - Pride and Predator Juice

Deep Space 69 - Season 1 - Episode 10

Jay takes drastic measures when a manly man makes him insecure about him manhood.

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She Was a Lady Planet
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#10 - She Was a Lady Planet

Deep Space 69 - Season 1 - Episode 11

The OGC-1 makes a “scientific” exploration of a planet that may be the biggest lady in the universe.

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Herman
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#11 - Herman

Deep Space 69 - Season 1 - Episode 12

Hamilton breaks a space rule by adopting a pet while Jay deals with his airlock addiction.

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The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 1
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#12 - The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 1

Deep Space 69 - Season 1 - Episode 13

Jay gets recruited to join a secret society of galactic bonesmen, Hamilton is not invited.

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The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 2
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#13 - The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 2

Deep Space 69 - Season 1 - Episode 14

The saga continues as Jay heads to a spring break planet full of roofied drinks, carnivorous plant based harlots and sexy new friends.

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The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 3
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#14 - The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 3

Deep Space 69 - Season 1 - Episode 15

Jay returns to the GBM-1 to rectify space douchiness in the explosive conclusion to the galactic boner saga.

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Wormholy Matrimony
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#15 - Wormholy Matrimony

Deep Space 69 - Season 2 - Episode 1

Jay and Hamilton's efforts to pick up a busty fashion model are thwarted by a spurned wormhole attendant.

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Mount Olympuss
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#16 - Mount Olympuss

Deep Space 69 - Season 2 - Episode 2

Jay's sexy transgression on the sacred realm has unintended battle-to-the-death type consequences.

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Sirens: Part 2 (Jungle Moppits)
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#17 - Sirens: Part 2 (Jungle Moppits)

Deep Space 69 - Season 2 - Episode 3

If you wondered what happened to Jay after he turned into a dog in episode 8 then wonder no more. In search of a cure Jay and Hamilton visit a savage planet and get marooned with the natives.

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Sirens: Part 3 (Vega 5)
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#18 - Sirens: Part 3 (Vega 5)

Deep Space 69 - Season 2 - Episode 4

In the epic conclusion to the Siren's adventure Jay and Hamilton go to Vega 5 to get their ship back from Zobert the Space Douche.

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Wet Dreams May Come
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#19 - Wet Dreams May Come

Deep Space 69 - Season 2 - Episode 5

Jay and Hamilton get locked out of the ship.

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Jabba the Slut
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#20 - Jabba the Slut

Deep Space 69 - Season 2 - Episode 6

Jay rekindles an old flame who helps him escape from an STD riddled galactic lady gangster.

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Astro Past Blast: Part 1
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#21 - Astro Past Blast: Part 1

Deep Space 69 - Season 2 - Episode 7

While accepting a challenge from the most interesting space captain in the the galaxy Jay is confronted with the only only girl he's ever loved.

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Astro Past Blast: Part 2 (Sword and the Bone)
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#22 - Astro Past Blast: Part 2 (Sword and the Bone)

Deep Space 69 - Season 2 - Episode 8

In part 2 of “Astro Past Blast”, teenage Jay and Hamilton take a detour from their rescue mission to help a Kingdom plagued by Dragon problems.

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Astro Past Blast: Part 3 (Koalacaust)
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#23 - Astro Past Blast: Part 3 (Koalacaust)

Deep Space 69 - Season 2 - Episode 9

The heartbreaking, face punching, blob humping finale to the Astro Past Blast

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