The BEST episodes directed by Daniel Cardenas
#1 - Sirens of Tetons
Deep Space 69 - Season 1 - Episode 8
Jay follows the siren song of the most beautiful honeys in the universe but like the old Mon Calamari proverb goes, “it’s a trap!”
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#2 - Pilot
Deep Space 69 - Season 1 - Episode 1
Jay and Hamilton accept a mission to take a brutal Dictators sexy daughters to safety. Jay makes the simple mistake of having an orgy with the daughters and enrages the Dictator. Jay must win his freedom the honorable way, a crystal sword fight to the death.
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#3 - Looking for Love in Alderaan Places
Deep Space 69 - Season 1 - Episode 2
Jay and Hamilton head to the beautiful planet of Alderaan to investigate a newly legal teenage princess.
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#4 - The Crotch Hugger
Deep Space 69 - Season 1 - Episode 3
After an Alien latches onto Jay`s crotch, he must make the biggest decision of his life.
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#5 - Shipphylis
Deep Space 69 - Season 1 - Episode 4
The OGC-1 contracts an STD (ship troubling decision) after going through a dirty black hole.
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#6 - License to Bone
Deep Space 69 - Season 1 - Episode 5
Jay uses the art of seduction to renew his captains license.
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#7 - The Legend of Bronze Johnson
Deep Space 69 - Season 1 - Episode 6
Jay gets selected for a most special and terrifying dong honor on the planet Terra Bliss.
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#8 - Blade Jogger
Deep Space 69 - Season 1 - Episode 7
Jay's new lady friend causes some trouble when it turns out she is a fugitive replicant.
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#9 - Pride and Predator Juice
Deep Space 69 - Season 1 - Episode 10
Jay takes drastic measures when a manly man makes him insecure about him manhood.
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#10 - She Was a Lady Planet
Deep Space 69 - Season 1 - Episode 11
The OGC-1 makes a “scientific” exploration of a planet that may be the biggest lady in the universe.
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#11 - Herman
Deep Space 69 - Season 1 - Episode 12
Hamilton breaks a space rule by adopting a pet while Jay deals with his airlock addiction.
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#12 - The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 1
Deep Space 69 - Season 1 - Episode 13
Jay gets recruited to join a secret society of galactic bonesmen, Hamilton is not invited.
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#13 - The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 2
Deep Space 69 - Season 1 - Episode 14
The saga continues as Jay heads to a spring break planet full of roofied drinks, carnivorous plant based harlots and sexy new friends.
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#14 - The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 3
Deep Space 69 - Season 1 - Episode 15
Jay returns to the GBM-1 to rectify space douchiness in the explosive conclusion to the galactic boner saga.
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#15 - Wormholy Matrimony
Deep Space 69 - Season 2 - Episode 1
Jay and Hamilton's efforts to pick up a busty fashion model are thwarted by a spurned wormhole attendant.
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#16 - Mount Olympuss
Deep Space 69 - Season 2 - Episode 2
Jay's sexy transgression on the sacred realm has unintended battle-to-the-death type consequences.
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#17 - Sirens: Part 2 (Jungle Moppits)
Deep Space 69 - Season 2 - Episode 3
If you wondered what happened to Jay after he turned into a dog in episode 8 then wonder no more. In search of a cure Jay and Hamilton visit a savage planet and get marooned with the natives.
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#18 - Sirens: Part 3 (Vega 5)
Deep Space 69 - Season 2 - Episode 4
In the epic conclusion to the Siren's adventure Jay and Hamilton go to Vega 5 to get their ship back from Zobert the Space Douche.
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#19 - Wet Dreams May Come
Deep Space 69 - Season 2 - Episode 5
Jay and Hamilton get locked out of the ship.
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#20 - Jabba the Slut
Deep Space 69 - Season 2 - Episode 6
Jay rekindles an old flame who helps him escape from an STD riddled galactic lady gangster.
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#21 - Astro Past Blast: Part 1
Deep Space 69 - Season 2 - Episode 7
While accepting a challenge from the most interesting space captain in the the galaxy Jay is confronted with the only only girl he's ever loved.
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#22 - Astro Past Blast: Part 2 (Sword and the Bone)
Deep Space 69 - Season 2 - Episode 8
In part 2 of “Astro Past Blast”, teenage Jay and Hamilton take a detour from their rescue mission to help a Kingdom plagued by Dragon problems.
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#23 - Astro Past Blast: Part 3 (Koalacaust)
Deep Space 69 - Season 2 - Episode 9
The heartbreaking, face punching, blob humping finale to the Astro Past Blast
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