The WORST episodes of Bionic Six
Every episode of Bionic Six ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Bionic Six!
In the near future, Professor Sharp, head of the Special Projects Labs (SPL), creates a new form of technology to augment humans through bionics. His first subject was Jack Bennett, a test pilot who secretly acted as Sharp's field agent, Bionic-1. On a family ski vacation in the Himalayas, an alien spacecraft triggers an avalanche that buries the entire family, exposing them to the unusual radiation of a mysterious buried object. Jack frees himself but discovers his family in a comatose state. Theorizing that Jack's bionics protected him from the radiation, Professor Sharp implants bionic technology in the others, awakening them. Afterward, the family operates incognito as a publicly lauded team of adventuring superheroes, the Bionic Six.
#1 - Crown of the Scarab King
Season 1 - Episode 18 - Aired 6/14/1987
Professor Sharp and a team of archaeologists discover the ancient Scarab Scroll: a map to an ancient treasure. Bionic One turns over command of the team to the kids for 24 hours, and the kids must learn how to work together before Dr. Scarab gains control the Crown of the Scarab King.
#2 - Just a Little Handicap
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 5/17/1987
Prof. Sharp and the Bionic Six appear at the Sheldrake Academy, where Sharp debuts his Anti-Gravity Glide Path Controller. In addition, Sharp designs various pieces of equipment for disabled children. One student, Ronnie Gordon, shows his bitterness to the team, and Scarab's group convinces him to turn on the Bionic Six. Ronnie lures I.Q. into a trap, and he is captured by Glove and Madame-O, who hold him hostage in exchange for the controller.
#3 - Family Affair
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/3/1987
When Prof. Sharp learns of the death of his aunt Hilda Millicent Howell, he is invited via teleconference to listen to a video of her last will. Dr. Scarab is also invited to watch, and both Sharp and Scarab are asked by the now-deceased Aunt Hilda to become friends. Little does Sharp realize that Hilda's death is a trick by Scarab.
#4 - Valley of Shadows
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/19/1987
Explorer Brent Holworth returns from the Valley of Shadows, a hidden jungle valley where it is rumored its inhabitants never age. Holworth notifies Professor Sharp, but immediately afterward is captured by Scarab. The Bionic Six and Scarab's team both race to find the Valley of Shadows first.
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#5 - Home Movies
Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired 10/1/1987
Bunji has taken up a new hobby: 3D Laser Holo-Filmmaking. One of his first projects becomes a film documenting the life of the Bennett family. Unfortunately, Bunji's camera accidentally captures the Bennett family transforming into the Bionic Six. A mix-up has Mechanic getting a hold of the disc with the Bennett family's secret identities. Karate-1 and the rest of the Bionic Six must now track down Mechanic and the missing disc.
#6 - Eric Bats a Thousand
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/26/1987
Prof. Sharp informs the Bionic Six that a meteor is on a collision course with earth in New York City. I.Q. estimates the impact will explode with the force of a 10 megaton bomb. Meanwhile, Dr. Scarab has discovered that the meteor contains a large amount of Bertonium, an element that can help him achieve immortality. He sends Chopper, Glove, and Mechanic to retrieve the meteor.
#7 - Triple Cross
Season 2 - Episode 26 - Aired 10/13/1987
Prof. Sharp debuts his newest invention, a Time Extraction Device (or TED) on the television show Good Morning Hemisphere. This device allows Sharp to pull past or future versions of objects into the present. Glove, disguised as one of the hosts of the show, steals TED. Dr. Scarab uses the TED on himself, bringing a younger and an older version of himself into the present. However, each version of Scarab has their own plans.
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#8 - Extra Innings
Season 1 - Episode 16 - Aired 6/7/1987
The Bennett family get tickets to the Old Timers' Game at Yankee Stadium. Retired baseball player Homer Hernandez returns for the game after a disappearance of 30 years. However, it appears that Hernandez has not aged a day. This "eternally young" baseball player draws the attention of Dr. Scarab.
#9 - House Rules
Season 1 - Episode 22 - Aired 6/28/1987
When Bionic-1 and Mother-1 leave for a vacation in Honolulu, the kids have the house to themselves. The kids try to keep their identities secret while throwing a house party, but that becomes much harder when Scarab and his goons crash the party.
#10 - Return of the Bunji
Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 6/14/1987
Prof. Sharp receives a message from Momo Yashima, an ally of Karate-1's from Dragon's Rock. The Bionic Six travel to Momo's village in Japan, where they must protect the village from the threat of the Ancients, ghosts from the past. The Ancients are angered because someone unworthy has desecrated the Armor of Light in the Temple of the Lost Samurai.
#11 - Bionics On! The First Adventure
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 5/17/1987
Jack Bennett had taken his family on a skiing trip to the Himalayas. During this trip, Jack is called to duty to investigate unusual magnetic readings. He encounters aliens who are trying to obtain Burtonium, a mineral that can increase bionic abilities and give eternal life to its possessor. In a battle, Jack's family becomes trapped under radioactive snow and they slip into a coma. Not seeing another way to save their lives, Jack permits Professor Sharp to operate on his family. Professor Sharp implants bionics in human beings, and the Bionic Six are born. Doctor Scarab creates his own bionic group from "worthless examples of humanity."
#12 - Kaleidoscope
Season 2 - Episode 20 - Aired 10/5/1987
Prof. Sharp's computer intercepts a signal from Scarab's computer with the mysterious message "Reactivate Project Mars". 20 years ago, when Dr. Scarab first embarked on a life of crime, he partnered with a master of disguise named Kaleidoscope. Their last caper, Project Mars, was left unfinished. Now, the Bionic Six must contact Kaleidoscope in jail to discover the truth about Project Mars.
#13 - Nick of Time
Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired 5/31/1987
When Scarab attacks a microwave receiving station, the Bionic Six arrive to stop him. However, Scarab's attack was just a ploy in order to capture Sport-1. Once captured, Scarab tricks Sport-1 into thinking he is 30 years in the future after suspended animation, and that Scarab is good while the Bionic Six are evil.
#14 - Masterpiece
Season 1 - Episode 21 - Aired 6/28/1987
Dr. Fish unveils his latest invention: the Fish Art Demolecularizer (or FAD). His device is able to absorb a masterpiece of art, then via a headset, instruct a person to recreate it. Chopper and Mechanic try to kidnap Dr. Fish, but are stopped by the Bionic Six. However, unknown to the Bionic Six, Dr. Fish was actually replaced by Glove during the hijack attempt.
#15 - Crystal Clear
Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 9/28/1987
After the Bionic Six responds to an avalanche at the High Mountain Ski Resort in Colorado, the team relaxes by visiting a carnival. Once there, Mother-1 visits a fortune teller, who gives her a mysterious prophecy. When the fortune teller's prophecy foretells the truth, and Mother-1's ESP fails, the team is thrown into disarray. Unbeknownst to the team, Scarab and Madame-O are behind Mother-1's ESP failure.
#16 - Mrs. Scarab
Season 2 - Episode 22 - Aired 10/7/1987
When Dr. Scarab gets lonely, he decides to create the perfect mate. Using his computer, Scarab realizes that his ideal mate would look like Mother-1. Scarab plans an ambush, and kidnaps Mother-1. However, his plan to create a mate is sabotaged by Madame-O, and the result is an identical female version of Scarab.
#17 - Holidaze
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/8/1987
The Bennett family is off to Dr. Fish's new theme park Holiday World. However, their vacation ends when Scarab takes over Holiday World's central computer, sending the park's animatronic Bio-droids on a spree of destruction.
#18 - 1001 Bionic Nights
Season 1 - Episode 19 - Aired 6/21/1987
When all technology in the Middle Eastern nation Shariar dies, Professor Sharp sends the team to investigate. Once there, Mother-1 is kidnapped by A.L.A.D.D.I.N. (A Logistical Analytical Dream Drive with Improbability Neurons), a sentient reality-altering computer that requires the feeding of "more data".
#19 - Youth or Consequences
Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired 6/7/1987
After Rock-1, Sport-1, and I.Q. intercept Klunk in a Punjabi bazaar, Rock-1, as Meg Bennett, returns to attend the Socrates Hop at Albert Einstein High School. However, Meg's desire to go with Bim is thwarted when Bim asks Janet Sutton out first. Meg gets frustrated after being asked out by Furty Fosberry (a geeky freshman) and Dr. Oscar DeLeon (a fourteen-year-old scientist). However, Dr. DeLeon holds a secret ... one that Scarab desires.
#20 - Brain Food
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/10/1987
Dr. Hugo Fish creates a food capable of increasing a creature's intelligence by tenfold. Dr. Fish decides to debut his creation at the Paris Food Conference. Unknown to Fish, Madame-O steals a sample of his Brain Food and gives it to Scarab. Scarab sends Glove and Madame-O to steal more, where they are intercepted by the Bionic Six.
#21 - Happy Birthday, Amadeus
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/10/1987
The Bionic Six plan a surprise party for Prof. Sharp's birthday. Dr. Scarab has the same idea, and he and his goons break into Prof. Sharp's museum. Karate-1 decides to surprise Sharp by disguising himself as Dr. Scarab. Scarab discovers Karate-1's plan, and swaps himself with the disguised Karate-1.
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#22 - Radio Scarab
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/3/1987
Dr. Scarab creates a radio station: Radio Scarab. Using the station as a cover, Scarab transmits a frequency that jams bionics. During family training, Scarab's signals interfere with Karate-1's bionics, causing him to accidentally injure a non-bionicized Meg Bennett.
#23 - Junk Heap
Season 2 - Episode 41 - Aired 11/10/1987
When Mechanic drops off a load of toxic waste in a junkyard, he accidentally creates a sentient junk heap creature. This creature, called "Junk Heap", can absorb other forms of matter and energy into itself. Junk Heap attacks Scarab's base, but Scarab turns Junk Heap against the rest of the world.
#24 - Nightmare at Cypress Cove
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/9/1987
Glove creates a device that can enter the dream world. Once there, he creates a weapons factory to create impossible weapons, which he then brings back to the waking world. Glove's dream merges with Bunji's nightmare, and with the help of the ghost of Bunji's father, Bunji guides the team to stop Glove.
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Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/14/1987
Prof. Sharp's colleague Dr. Halliwell Partridge is kidnapped by Chopper. Scarab has a new plan: kidnap four of the greatest analytical thinkers and connect them to Scarab's supercomputer. With three scientists in place, Scarab targets his fourth: Bionic Six member I.Q.