Bionic Six

The WORST episodes of Bionic Six

Every episode of Bionic Six ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Bionic Six!

In the near future, Professor Sharp, head of the Special Projects Labs (SPL), creates a new form of technology to augment humans through bionics. His first subject was Jack Bennett, a test pilot who secretly acted as Sharp's field agent, Bionic-1. On a family ski vacation in the Himalayas, an alien spacecraft triggers an avalanche that buries the entire family, exposing them to the unusual radiation of a mysterious buried object. Jack frees himself but discovers his family in a comatose state. Theorizing that Jack's bionics protected him from the radiation, Professor Sharp implants bionic technology in the others, awakening them. Afterward, the family operates incognito as a publicly lauded team of adventuring superheroes, the Bionic Six.

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Brain Food
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#1 - Brain Food

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/10/1987

Dr. Hugo Fish creates a food capable of increasing a creature's intelligence by tenfold. Dr. Fish decides to debut his creation at the Paris Food Conference. Unknown to Fish, Madame-O steals a sample of his Brain Food and gives it to Scarab. Scarab sends Glove and Madame-O to steal more, where they are intercepted by the Bionic Six.

The Perceptor File
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#2 - The Perceptor File

Season 1 - Episode 20 - Aired 6/21/1987

A strange man calling himself the "Perceptor" declares a one-man war on technology. His sabotage of Professor Sharp's newest aircraft brings him to the attention of Bionic-1. However, when the team discovers that the professor is covering for the vigilante, they realize there is more than meets the eye about the Perceptor.

I Compute, Therefore I Am
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#3 - I Compute, Therefore I Am

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/15/1987

After yet another defeat at the hands of the Bionic Six, Dr. Scarab decides to upgrade his Cyphrons. The new Beta Cyphrons are programmed to think for themselves, and are programmed with the tactics of the greatest military minds of history. Scarab sends the new Beta Cyphrons after the Bionic Six while he steals Sharp's new Ultra-Beam Laser. However, the Beta Cyphrons now have a mind of their own.

A Clean Slate (1)
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#4 - A Clean Slate (1)

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 9/18/1987

Prof. Sharp creates a Memory Enhancer, a device that can increase a person's memory by 75%, and demonstrates it for the government. However, Scarab creates a "Memory Enhancer Enhancer", which will increase the capabilities of Sharp's machine even further. The Bionic Six and Scarab clash over the Memory Enhancer, and Scarab uses it on himself, not knowing that Glove sabotaged it. Scarab's mind is wiped, and Sharp takes the opportunity to re-teach Scarab everything, hoping Scarab will end up on the side of good.

Home Movies
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#5 - Home Movies

Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired 10/1/1987

Bunji has taken up a new hobby: 3D Laser Holo-Filmmaking. One of his first projects becomes a film documenting the life of the Bennett family. Unfortunately, Bunji's camera accidentally captures the Bennett family transforming into the Bionic Six. A mix-up has Mechanic getting a hold of the disc with the Bennett family's secret identities. Karate-1 and the rest of the Bionic Six must now track down Mechanic and the missing disc.

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Extra Innings
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#6 - Extra Innings

Season 1 - Episode 16 - Aired 6/7/1987

The Bennett family get tickets to the Old Timers' Game at Yankee Stadium. Retired baseball player Homer Hernandez returns for the game after a disappearance of 30 years. However, it appears that Hernandez has not aged a day. This "eternally young" baseball player draws the attention of Dr. Scarab.

Crown of the Scarab King
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#7 - Crown of the Scarab King

Season 1 - Episode 18 - Aired 6/14/1987

Professor Sharp and a team of archaeologists discover the ancient Scarab Scroll: a map to an ancient treasure. Bionic One turns over command of the team to the kids for 24 hours, and the kids must learn how to work together before Dr. Scarab gains control the Crown of the Scarab King.

Family Affair
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#8 - Family Affair

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/3/1987

When Prof. Sharp learns of the death of his aunt Hilda Millicent Howell, he is invited via teleconference to listen to a video of her last will. Dr. Scarab is also invited to watch, and both Sharp and Scarab are asked by the now-deceased Aunt Hilda to become friends. Little does Sharp realize that Hilda's death is a trick by Scarab.

Just a Little Handicap
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#9 - Just a Little Handicap

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 5/17/1987

Prof. Sharp and the Bionic Six appear at the Sheldrake Academy, where Sharp debuts his Anti-Gravity Glide Path Controller. In addition, Sharp designs various pieces of equipment for disabled children. One student, Ronnie Gordon, shows his bitterness to the team, and Scarab's group convinces him to turn on the Bionic Six. Ronnie lures I.Q. into a trap, and he is captured by Glove and Madame-O, who hold him hostage in exchange for the controller.

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Bionics On! The First Adventure
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#10 - Bionics On! The First Adventure

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 5/17/1987

Jack Bennett had taken his family on a skiing trip to the Himalayas. During this trip, Jack is called to duty to investigate unusual magnetic readings. He encounters aliens who are trying to obtain Burtonium, a mineral that can increase bionic abilities and give eternal life to its possessor. In a battle, Jack's family becomes trapped under radioactive snow and they slip into a coma. Not seeing another way to save their lives, Jack permits Professor Sharp to operate on his family. Professor Sharp implants bionics in human beings, and the Bionic Six are born. Doctor Scarab creates his own bionic group from "worthless examples of humanity."

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Return of the Bunji
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#11 - Return of the Bunji

Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 6/14/1987

Prof. Sharp receives a message from Momo Yashima, an ally of Karate-1's from Dragon's Rock. The Bionic Six travel to Momo's village in Japan, where they must protect the village from the threat of the Ancients, ghosts from the past. The Ancients are angered because someone unworthy has desecrated the Armor of Light in the Temple of the Lost Samurai.

Valley of Shadows
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#12 - Valley of Shadows

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/19/1987

Explorer Brent Holworth returns from the Valley of Shadows, a hidden jungle valley where it is rumored its inhabitants never age. Holworth notifies Professor Sharp, but immediately afterward is captured by Scarab. The Bionic Six and Scarab's team both race to find the Valley of Shadows first.

House Rules
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#13 - House Rules

Season 1 - Episode 22 - Aired 6/28/1987

When Bionic-1 and Mother-1 leave for a vacation in Honolulu, the kids have the house to themselves. The kids try to keep their identities secret while throwing a house party, but that becomes much harder when Scarab and his goons crash the party.

Radio Scarab
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#14 - Radio Scarab

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/3/1987

Dr. Scarab creates a radio station: Radio Scarab. Using the station as a cover, Scarab transmits a frequency that jams bionics. During family training, Scarab's signals interfere with Karate-1's bionics, causing him to accidentally injure a non-bionicized Meg Bennett.

Back to the Past (1)
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#15 - Back to the Past (1)

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 5/24/1987

Prof. Sharp builds a Perpetual Chronographic Generator, a machine that will allow time travel. As Sharp prepares to send the Bennett family and Drs. Lund, Swift, and Johnson back in time to the Mesozoic Era, the group is attacked by Scarab's goons. Glove, Mechanic, and Madame-O trade places with the doctors, and sneak into the past with Mother-1, Sport-1, and I.Q.

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Back to the Past (2)
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#16 - Back to the Past (2)

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 5/24/1987

Due to Glove's interference, dinosaurs from the Mesozoic Era pour through Prof. Sharp's Perpetual Chronographic Generator in the Mojave Desert. While Bionic-1, Karate-1, and Rock-1 deal with the dinosaurs in the present, Mother-1, Sport-1, and I.Q. must deal with Scarab's goons in the past. With fights in two different time periods, Prof. Sharp must repair the time generator before it creates a permanent rift in the "time-flow continuum".

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Nick of Time
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#17 - Nick of Time

Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired 5/31/1987

When Scarab attacks a microwave receiving station, the Bionic Six arrive to stop him. However, Scarab's attack was just a ploy in order to capture Sport-1. Once captured, Scarab tricks Sport-1 into thinking he is 30 years in the future after suspended animation, and that Scarab is good while the Bionic Six are evil.

Youth or Consequences
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#18 - Youth or Consequences

Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired 6/7/1987

After Rock-1, Sport-1, and I.Q. intercept Klunk in a Punjabi bazaar, Rock-1, as Meg Bennett, returns to attend the Socrates Hop at Albert Einstein High School. However, Meg's desire to go with Bim is thwarted when Bim asks Janet Sutton out first. Meg gets frustrated after being asked out by Furty Fosberry (a geeky freshman) and Dr. Oscar DeLeon (a fourteen-year-old scientist). However, Dr. DeLeon holds a secret ... one that Scarab desires.

1001 Bionic Nights
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#19 - 1001 Bionic Nights

Season 1 - Episode 19 - Aired 6/21/1987

When all technology in the Middle Eastern nation Shariar dies, Professor Sharp sends the team to investigate. Once there, Mother-1 is kidnapped by A.L.A.D.D.I.N. (A Logistical Analytical Dream Drive with Improbability Neurons), a sentient reality-altering computer that requires the feeding of "more data".

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Masterpiece
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#20 - Masterpiece

Season 1 - Episode 21 - Aired 6/28/1987

Dr. Fish unveils his latest invention: the Fish Art Demolecularizer (or FAD). His device is able to absorb a masterpiece of art, then via a headset, instruct a person to recreate it. Chopper and Mechanic try to kidnap Dr. Fish, but are stopped by the Bionic Six. However, unknown to the Bionic Six, Dr. Fish was actually replaced by Glove during the hijack attempt.

A Clean Slate (2)
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#21 - A Clean Slate (2)

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/21/1987

With his mind wiped and his intelligence boosted, Wilmer Sharp (the former Dr. Scarab) comes to live in the Bennett household. The Bennett family and Prof. Sharp try to raise Wilmer on the side of good. Wilmer shows his true colors again, but becomes even more threatening when he discovers the secret identities of the Bionic Six. He then "takes over" his former gang and sets his sights on the Bionic Six.

Crystal Clear
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#22 - Crystal Clear

Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 9/28/1987

After the Bionic Six responds to an avalanche at the High Mountain Ski Resort in Colorado, the team relaxes by visiting a carnival. Once there, Mother-1 visits a fortune teller, who gives her a mysterious prophecy. When the fortune teller's prophecy foretells the truth, and Mother-1's ESP fails, the team is thrown into disarray. Unbeknownst to the team, Scarab and Madame-O are behind Mother-1's ESP failure.

Kaleidoscope
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#23 - Kaleidoscope

Season 2 - Episode 20 - Aired 10/5/1987

Prof. Sharp's computer intercepts a signal from Scarab's computer with the mysterious message "Reactivate Project Mars". 20 years ago, when Dr. Scarab first embarked on a life of crime, he partnered with a master of disguise named Kaleidoscope. Their last caper, Project Mars, was left unfinished. Now, the Bionic Six must contact Kaleidoscope in jail to discover the truth about Project Mars.

Mrs. Scarab
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#24 - Mrs. Scarab

Season 2 - Episode 22 - Aired 10/7/1987

When Dr. Scarab gets lonely, he decides to create the perfect mate. Using his computer, Scarab realizes that his ideal mate would look like Mother-1. Scarab plans an ambush, and kidnaps Mother-1. However, his plan to create a mate is sabotaged by Madame-O, and the result is an identical female version of Scarab.

Triple Cross
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#25 - Triple Cross

Season 2 - Episode 26 - Aired 10/13/1987

Prof. Sharp debuts his newest invention, a Time Extraction Device (or TED) on the television show Good Morning Hemisphere. This device allows Sharp to pull past or future versions of objects into the present. Glove, disguised as one of the hosts of the show, steals TED. Dr. Scarab uses the TED on himself, bringing a younger and an older version of himself into the present. However, each version of Scarab has their own plans.

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