The BEST episodes written by Jon Vitti
#1 - Siskel & Ebert & Jay & Alice
The Critic - Season 2 - Episode 2
After Jay attends the Academy Awards ceremony, Siskel and Ebert have a fight on the plane ride home and split up. Jay sees his golden opportunity to be a partner to either Siskel or Ebert but feels they weren't right to be apart so he tries to get them reunited.
#2 - Jeannie's Visit
The Larry Sanders Show - Season 4 - Episode 5
A surprise visit by Larry's ex-wife causes an unusual triangle between her, Larry and Hank. Larry offers a cappuccino machine as a substitute for the daily office run to Starbucks.
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#3 - Hank's Choice
King of the Hill - Season 5 - Episode 16
When Bobby's runny nose and constant sneezing turn out to be an allergy to dander, he is given some medication, and Hank is told to get rid of Ladybird. Hank is taken aback, trying to find any way around it...so he builds a luxurious new doghouse. During the 'Grand Opening' of the house, Ladybird refuses to go in. Hank rethinks his options, and sends Bobby out to live in the house. When he finds that he enjoys living on his own, he finds ways to stay allergic.
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#4 - Cape Feare
The Simpsons - Season 5 - Episode 2
When Bart receives death threats from newly paroled Sideshow Bob, the family goes into the Witness Relocation Program and starts a new life on a houseboat on Terror Lake.
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#5 - Mr. Plow
The Simpsons - Season 4 - Episode 9
Homer starts a thriving snow-plowing business, but cutthroat competition arrives when Barney sets up shop as the "Plow King." When an avalanche buries Barney, Homer realizes the rivalry has gone too far.
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#6 - Bart the Lover
The Simpsons - Season 3 - Episode 16
Bart discovers his teacher’s personal ad and invents a fictional suitor to string her along. When Mrs. Krabappel falls madly in love with “Woodrow,” Bart’s conscience starts to bother him.
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#7 - Black Widower
The Simpsons - Season 3 - Episode 21
When Selma agrees to marry her prison pen pal, Sideshow Bob, only Bart remains suspicious of his motives.
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#8 - Radio Bart
The Simpsons - Season 3 - Episode 13
Bart plays practical jokes with a radio microphone, and his hoax tests the limits of the town’s kindness.
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#9 - Dr. Jay
The Critic - Season 1 - Episode 10
Jay's boss, Duke, has just made a new invention, "Phillips-o-Vision" which alters movies to make them more "like-able". Jay is disgusted with Duke's invention but when Duke is discovered to have a fatal disease, Jay must find a cure for Duke's ailment.
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#10 - Dog Dale Afternoon
King of the Hill - Season 3 - Episode 20
When Dale brings home a new 'Super Mower' the neighbors are jealous, but his attitude leaves everyone with a bad taste in their mouths. To knock him down a few notches, the crew decides to hide his new mower, & make it look like a conspiracy, Peggy gets involved and it goes too far. Dale gets pushed over the edge & it is Hank that goes to help him back down.
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#11 - Jon Vitti Presents: Return to La Grunta
King of the Hill - Season 3 - Episode 16
Hank gets Luanne a job as a golf course drink girl at the La Grunta resort. In gratitude, Luanne gets Hank a chance to swim with a dolphin. Hank pets the dolphin, and the dolphin becomes aroused and tries to become sexually intimate with him. In return for his silence, the hotel pays him off, and Hank tells Luanne never to talk about what happened. Luanne gets sexually harassed by one of the golfers, she decides to follow Hank's example and not talk about it.
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#12 - Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
The Simpsons - Season 3 - Episode 11
Mr. Burns sells the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant to wealthy German investors who are shocked at the conditions.
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#13 - Make a Wish
The Larry Sanders Show - Season 5 - Episode 7
Larry wants to be on People's Ten Sexiest Men list, even if it means bumping off guest Ben Stiller. Beverly gets stuck taking care of their ""One Wish"" Foundation child when he comes to meet Larry. Hank distributes his illegally obtained Cuban cigars.
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#14 - Larry's Sitcom
The Larry Sanders Show - Season 4 - Episode 12
Larry accepts a script from Chris Elliott for a new sitcom to be produced under Larry's deal with the network, then gives it to Phil for some ""fine tuning."" Hank honors his oldest fan.
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#15 - Lisa's Substitute
The Simpsons - Season 2 - Episode 19
With Miss Hoover out sick, a substitute teacher takes over the class and becomes an inspiring role model for Lisa.
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#16 - Hank's Bad Hair Day
King of the Hill - Season 4 - Episode 19
Hank's long time barber goes senile, so he turns to Bill, an army barber, for his haircuts. Bill gives him a great haircut, but it turns out that the bill for an army haircut comes to $900. When Hank protests this waste, the army base shuts down its barber unit, and Bill is out of a job.
#17 - Brother From the Same Planet
The Simpsons - Season 4 - Episode 14
When Homer neglects Bart once too often, Bart goes to the Big Brother program to get a new father figure. Stung, Homer replaces Bart with a little brother.
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#18 - Garage Sale
The Office (US) - Season 7 - Episode 19
The office holds a garage sale in the warehouse. Michael decides to propose to Holly, and runs into trouble thinking of how to do it well.
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#19 - When Flanders Failed
The Simpsons - Season 3 - Episode 3
When Ned Flanders opens a store for left-handed people, Homer wants him to fail...
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#20 - Weekend at Burnsie's
The Simpsons - Season 13 - Episode 16
After a traumatizing eye injury, Homer becomes a habitual user of medical marijuana.
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#21 - Home Sweet Homediddily-Dum-Doodily
The Simpsons - Season 7 - Episode 3
When Homer and Marge are found to be unfit parents, the kids are placed with the Flanders family. Reluctant participants in the Flanderses' wholesome family activities, Bart and Lisa become the targets of an emergency baptism.
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#22 - Simple Simpson
The Simpsons - Season 15 - Episode 19
Homer is intrigued by a commercial that talks about a contest that will allow the winner, the finder of a golden ticket, a trip to "Farmer Billy's Bacon Factory." Homer buys a lot of pork products but is only able to find a silver ticket, which allows him to judge the pig competition at the county fair. When Homer sees an injustice being done to Lisa's entry in the place setting competition, he decides to take action. Remembering Chief Wiggum's warning about felony assault, he disguises himself as "Pie Man" and delivers a pie in the face as revenge. He disappears as quickly as he came, making Springfield wonder if they will ever see him again. When Bart gets ripped off by Comic Book Guy, "Pie Man" delivers some "key lime justice." The police decide that "Pie Man" needs to be stopped and they shoot him when he makes his next appearance. He takes time out from his fleeing to save Marge and then kisses her, even though she tells him she's a married woman. Later at home, the wounded Homer makes a promise to Lisa (who's figured out his disguise) that he will stop his pie avenging. When Mr. Burns goes too far, "Pie Man" makes another appearance, but his escape from the plant is thwarted by his own laziness. Mr. Burns turns him into his personal hit man. Homer finds himself in a dilemma when Mr. Burns wants him to deliver a pie in the face of Lisa's Buddhist hero the Dalai Lama. When he comes clean in front of a crowd, no one believes that he was capable of being the "Pie Man," only his family believes in him.
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#23 - Rodeo Days
King of the Hill - Season 4 - Episode 12
The rodeo comes to town, and Joseph finds his calling, becomes a successful young cowboy star. Bobby also falls in love with the rodeo, and joins in the fun...as a clown. He doesn't tell Hank, until he is called upon to save Joseph, who had turned on Bobby, calling him the joke of the rodeo.
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#24 - The Crepes of Wrath
The Simpsons - Season 1 - Episode 11
Bart is sent as a foreign exchange student to France, where he is enslaved by corrupt winemakers. Meanwhile, the Simpson family hosts an Albanian student who takes a surprising interest in the workings of the nuclear power plant.
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#25 - Little Girl in the Big Ten
The Simpsons - Season 13 - Episode 20
Lisa pretends to be a college student when she befriends two college girls. Bart is forced to live in a plastic bubble after being bit by a mosquito.
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#26 - Simpson and Delilah
The Simpsons - Season 2 - Episode 2
After Homer charges a miracle hair growth treatment to the company's health insurance, his new found confidence gets him a promotion.
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#27 - Viewing Party
The Office (US) - Season 7 - Episode 8
An ostracized Michael does all he can to sabotage Gabe's party while Angela requests sex from Dwight.
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#28 - So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show
The Simpsons - Season 4 - Episode 18
An April Fools' Day prank provides the jumping-off point for Simpson family flashbacks.
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#29 - Bart's Dog Gets an F
The Simpsons - Season 2 - Episode 16
After a series of destructive acts, Homer decides that Santa's Little Helper must go unless he passes obedience school. As the dog's last hours with the family approach, Bart must find a way to get through to him.
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#30 - Bart the Genius
The Simpsons - Season 1 - Episode 2
After switching IQ tests with Martin, Bart is mistaken for a child genius. When he's enrolled in a school for gifted students, a series of embarrassments and mishaps makes him long for his old life.
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#31 - Sleeping with the Enemy
The Simpsons - Season 16 - Episode 3
When she thinks her own children do not appreciate her anymore, Marge becomes a mother figure to Nelson. Lisa tries to deal with her weight issue.
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#32 - Homer's Night Out
The Simpsons - Season 1 - Episode 10
Bart puts his new spy camera to use when Homer gets rowdy at a bachelor party, and the incriminating photo gets distributed all over town.
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#33 - Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays
The Simpsons - Season 15 - Episode 8
Bart is trying to watch "The Gator Baiter," when Lisa turns the channel to "Dollhouse Do-Overs." In their ensuing scuffle for the remote, the channel is changed to "Roofi," an entertainer that appeals to very small children. To get the TV back Bart suggests that Marge buy Maggie a "Roofi" CD, which Lisa tries to warn him against. The warning doesn't work; Marge fills the house and family car with the sounds of "Roofi," which drives Homer, Bart and Lisa crazy. Marge takes Maggie to an outdoor "Roofi" concert being held at Cletus's farm. The concert turns into a disaster and the babies begin to riot. After paying $1 million in additional taxes to help pay for the damage the babies caused, the single (and other childless) adults of Springfield join SSCCATAGAPP (Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples And Teens And Gays Against Parasitic Parents) and begin to revolt against children. "Children are the future, today belongs to me." Marge takes up the cause on behalf of the children and works to get voter sponsored initiative proposition on the ballot. Marge forms PPASSCCATAG (Proud Parents Against Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples And Teens And Gays). The tobacco lobby tries to endorse Marge's cause, but she won't take their money; however, Mr. Burns signs her petition and others soon follow. Her "Families Come First" proposition #242 gets on the ballot. Homer's attempts to help Marge's initiative, but his kind of help might only hurt it. Bart and Lisa (well Lisa anyway) come up with a plan to get Marge's prop 242 passed. It seems the members of SSCCATAGAPP have no immunity against children.
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#34 - The Old Man and the Key
The Simpsons - Season 13 - Episode 13
Abe gets his driver's license back to impress a new woman at the retirement home.
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#35 - Hank's Sex Tape
The Larry Sanders Show - Season 4 - Episode 7
Hank fears for his career after Phil sets a scandalous sex tape circulating among the entertainment community.
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#36 - I Can't Believe It's a Clip Show
The Critic - Season 2 - Episode 10
Jay is hosting his 10th anniversary show held at Carnegie Hall where he showcases a number of movie clips from old episodes such as Jurassic Park 2, Every Which Way but Lucid, and Rabbi P.I. The show is later held hostage by a number of terrorists who threaten to blow the place up with a bomb tied to Jay's waist. Fortunately, everybody is eventually rescued by Milton Berle.
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#37 - Cock-a-Doodle Duel
Looney Tunes - Season 2005 - Episode 3
A genetically engineered superchicken threatens to take over Foghorn Leghorn's roost.