The BEST episodes written by Peter Gaffney
#1 - Sour Pickles
Rugrats - Season 3 - Episode 16
Grandpa Lou tells the story of how much Stu and Drew fought as babies and try to get th eold tv working so they can watch the TV show, "Blocky and Oxwinkle".
#2 - Tarzan and the Poisoned River (1)
The Legend of Tarzan - Season 1 - Episode 7
Tantor falls ill after drinking from the river and the Professor concludes the water must be contaminated. While Terk tends to the sick Tantor, Tarzan, Jane and the Professor begin a perilous journey upriver to find the source of the contamination. Things go from bad to worse when the three are captured by a tribe who accuse them of poisoning the river.
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#3 - Family Feud
Rugrats - Season 2 - Episode 20
After Tommy, Phil and Lil's parents get in a big fight Chuckie's dad tries to make them the best of friends again. If he fails Tommy and Chuckie will never see Phil and Lil again!
#4 - Under Chuckie's Bed
Rugrats - Season 3 - Episode 31
When Chaz replaces Chuckie's crib with a bed, Chuckie starts to be afraid of the monster under the bed, and it's up to Tommy and Chuckie to face the monster.
#5 - Chuckie Loses His Glasses
Rugrats - Season 2 - Episode 30
Angelica plays a hide and seek game with the babies, but its all a plan to steal Chuckie's glasses. Chuckie tries to look for them but he can't see so he tries to find his "eyes", but breaks Grandpa Lou's instead. In the end Angelica literally gets sick of them and Tommy gives them to Chuckie.
#6 - Ice-Olation
Roughnecks: The Starship Troopers Chronicles - Season 1 - Episode 21
Returning from a combat mission in a retrieval ship, the Zephyr, the Roughnecks are re-routed to an asteroid to join scientists from another ship, the Sequoia, in a quest for a bio-weapon against the bugs. Just as they are coming in for a landing, tiny flame-breathing bugs, Firefries, hatch from Zander's skin. The ship crashes, badly damaged, but there are no serious injuries. Teams are sent out to locate the Sequoia. One team, Razak and Doc, falls into a subterranean network where they are attacked by marshmallow-like Leeches. Another team, Brutto and T'Phai, find themselves in a battle with adult, human-sized Firefries. Razak and Doc, joined by Dizzy and Gossard from the ship, join in this battle. Meanwhile, the third team, Carmen and Rico, is buried by an avalanche, and beneath the snow they share some intimate moments. Dizzy saves them. All return to the Zephyr, where Higgins awaits with the recovering Zander. They finally realize that they're on the wrong asteroid; the Sequoia awa
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Rugrats - Season 3 - Episode 17
The Rugrats are having fun watching Reptar 2010 when suddenly the video breaks. So the Rugrats become Reptommy, Chucktar, Replil, Repphil, and Reptelica and create their own endings to the movie.
#8 - King Gus
Recess - Season 1 - Episode 9
Bob installs Gus as a substitute king while he has a tonsillectomy, figuring Gus will be easy to control. But Gus turns into a despot instead.
#9 - Snorched If You Do, Snorched If You Don't
Aaahh!!! Real Monsters - Season 1 - Episode 3
Ickis, having carelessly left his monster manual in the human world, faces the dreaded consequences of being Snorched.
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#10 - All Night Security Dude
Married... with Children - Season 5 - Episode 16
Al gets a job as a security guard at Polk High, but gets fired after the championship trophy is stolen by Al's old nemesis.
#11 - Buried Treasure
Recess - Season 3 - Episode 14
T.J. receives an old history textbook with a treasure map that leads the gang, Randall, and the Ashleys out to get the treasure. But as they get closer, greed arises and the 4th graders fight for the treasure.
#12 - Monsters, Get Real!
Aaahh!!! Real Monsters - Season 1 - Episode 2
Ickis, Oblina and Krumm pull off a good scare in Bradley's room, only to discover that Ickis has left his all-important monster manual on the surface.
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#13 - The Game
Recess - Season 2 - Episode 5
Gus finds a tile from the game Ajimbo and soon the entire student body gets caught in its evil grasp.
#14 - The Legend of Big Kid
Recess - Season 1 - Episode 16
What do the kindergarteners have planned for T.J. when they capture him?
#15 - A Wing and a Scare
Aaahh!!! Real Monsters - Season 1 - Episode 7
Ickis, Krumm, and Oblina get folded and spindled when they get themselves trapped in a suitcase and are loaded onto a plane bound for Wisconsin.
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#16 - Homer Scissorhands
The Simpsons - Season 22 - Episode 20
After Homer discovers a genius talent for styling hair and opens his own salon, he becomes Springfield’s most in-demand hair stylist. But having to listen to women’s problems and gossip all day long leads Homer to believe his gift may actually be a curse. Meanwhile, when Milhouse decides to live each day to the fullest, he comes out of his shell and professes his love for Lisa, only to have his heart broken. Milhouse then catches the eye of popular fifth-grader Taffy, causing Lisa to make a bold move.
#17 - The Pipe of Doom
Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 4 - Episode 22
Beavis and Butt-head visit a construction site; Butt-head gets stuck in a pipe and his rescue becomes a media event. Then, of course, Beavis gets stuck in it. videos: Salt 'N Pepa featuring En Vogue - "What A Man" Mark O'Connor - "The Devil Comes Back To Georgia" Pantera - "I'm Broken"
#18 - Secret Admirer
The Weekenders - Season 3 - Episode 7
Carver finds a note in his locker from a secret admirer. The others try and help him figure out who it is, but get annoyed when Carver insists that his admirer has to be one of the cute girls. His admirer turns out to be Nona, a girl who is very tall. Carver doesn't like her because of her height, but will he be capable of overcoming his shallow nature before his chance with Nona comes to an end?
#19 - Generation in Crisis
Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 4 - Episode 29
An amateur filmmaker documents America's youth culture in a film featuring Beavis and Butt-head. videos: The Ramones - "Substitute" Blur - "Chemical World" Morphine - "Thursday"
#21 - Treehouse of Horror XVII
The Simpsons - Season 18 - Episode 4
Three more scary tales are offered up in this 17th edition of the Treehouse of Horror.Married to the Blob: After eating mysterious green goo from a meteorite, Homer grows to massive proportions while he eats everything in sight.You Gotta Know When to Golem: Bart takes control of Golem of Jewish folklore, and forces the ancient statue to do his bidding by writing instructions on scrolls and placing them into the Golem's mouth.The Day the Earth Looked Stupid: Taking place in 1938 Springfield, the townspeople react to Orson Welles’ famous War of the Worlds radio broadcast. However, they pay no attention when Kang and Kodos actually do invade the town.
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#22 - Monstrous Makeover
Aaahh!!! Real Monsters - Season 1 - Episode 6
Wanting a face only a monster could love, Ickis contemplates plastic surgery. John Astin guest-stars.
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#23 - Madame Blavatsky
Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 4 - Episode 15
Beavis & Butt-head visit a phony fortune teller who cons Beavis into thinking he has the gift of second sight. videos: Metallica - "For Whom the Bell Tolls" Nina Hagen - "Herman Was His Name" Donald Fagen - "Snowbound"
#27 - Grandpa's Date
Rugrats - Season 2 - Episode 16
After 40 years, Grandpa's long, lost love, Morgana, pays a visit. Morgana broke up with Grandpa over his affair with another woman named Trixie McGee, but never knew the real story. Also, Grandpa doesn't want her to know that he's a grandfather, so he rushed Tommy & Chuckie to bed. In any case, everyone had to contend with Stu's new remote-controlled couch, which is more like a mechanical bull for 2.
#29 - The Last Babysitter
Rugrats - Season 3 - Episode 15
Elysa finally gets a chance to be mature and responsible by basysitting Tommy, Susie, Buster, and other babies but promblems arise when the lights blackout and Tommy and Suzie see a shadow in the hall.
#30 - Careers
The Weekenders - Season 3 - Episode 15
The group takes an aptitude test to see what careers they will be most suited for when they grow up, but they are surprised by their results. Will Tino, Carver, Tish and Lor be confident with the results of their test, or will there be more consequences due to the results than anyone has realized?
#33 - Cold Hard Toenails
Aaahh!!! Real Monsters - Season 1 - Episode 18
Ickis becomes rich when he discovers an unending supply of toenails, but soon discovers money doesn't make the monster. Jonathan Winters guest-stars.
#34 - Simon Strikes Back
Aaahh!!! Real Monsters - Season 1 - Episode 23
He's baaaaaaack! The relentless Simon the Monster Hunter is up to his old tricks with new traps. Ickis tries to save their friends talking to the first kid he ever scared: Bradley.
#35 - Tarzan and the Return of La
The Legend of Tarzan - Season 1 - Episode 27
While the gang is setting up a surprise croquet game for the Professor, Jane encounters an ill-looking fawn. Upon touching the fawn, the soul of--none other than--Queen La enters her body. Failing to return to Opar by herself, La turns to Tarzan, who senses something wrong right away. So, she turns to Dumont for help. Can the aid of Usula, the Waziri elder, bring Jane back before La retrieves her staff and brings Opar to life again?
#36 - The Red and the Black
Jumanji - Season 2 - Episode 1
Alan and the kids get trapped between the warring red ants and blue ants.
#37 - Attack of the Blobs
Aaahh!!! Real Monsters - Season 1 - Episode 19
Oblina becomes a baby-sitter and gets a job minding a blob only a mother could love.
#38 - The Ickis Box
Aaahh!!! Real Monsters - Season 1 - Episode 24
Ickis wants to prove the Gromble wrong and show other monsters that TV isn't bad for young monsters. And actually, tries to invent his own TV Show. Micky Dolenz guest-stars.
#39 - Return of Squint
Jumanji - Season 3 - Episode 5
Alan and the kids steal Ibsen's submarine, and Peter turns into a salamander.
#40 - Armageddon
Jumanji - Season 3 - Episode 6
Something is very wrong in Jumanji -- all the denizens are being nice.
#41 - Young Alan
Jumanji - Season 3 - Episode 2
Ibsen sends the kids back 20 years into the past, when Alan first arrived in Jumanji.
#42 - The Intruder
Jumanji - Season 3 - Episode 3
When the kids find a prowler in the attic, he ends up going into Jumanji with them.
#43 - The Riddle of Alan
Jumanji - Season 2 - Episode 11
When Alan loses his memory, the kids take him on a river journey to find the truth about his past.
#44 - The Master of the Game
Jumanji - Season 2 - Episode 6
Alan and the kids use Ibsen's mechanical rhino to cross a great desert in hopes of finding a way out of Jumanji.
#45 - The Seven Voyages Of Cynthia
Rugrats - Season 2 - Episode 38
While Stu and Drew are cleaning Drew's boat, Chuckie and Tommy shanghaied Cynthia so she could be captain; however, when she got lost in the sewer system, it broke Angelica's heart. She did get her back, but not without sailing miles and miles in the sewers and taking a bath in toxic waste. Meanwhile, after being chased away by Angelica, Spike hitches a ride in a garbage truck to the city dump, which doubles as a "scenic overlook".
#47 - Cool Hand Angelica
Rugrats - Season 3 - Episode 4
After Susie talks about her rough experiences at camp Angelica says that she could handle that entire camp in a day. Of course she's lying and trying to make herself look good but her wish comes true when her parents enroll her in the same camp as Susie and she realizes that it's not a piece of cake.
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Rugrats - Season 3 - Episode 32
When Chaz wins a clearing house sweepstakes, Chaz and Chuckie are rich, and Chuckie lives the high life until Chaz blows all his fortune in a bad investment.
#49 - In The Dreamtime
Rugrats - Season 3 - Episode 35
After having vivid dreams at night, Chuckie is having trouble distinguishing fantasy from reality. His difficulty, however, almost had disasterous results when he wanders into the next yard, where a bulldog is sitting.
#50 - The Unfair Pair
Rugrats - Season 3 - Episode 36
When Angelica thinks every family would have one favorite child, there is one problem when it comes to which of the twins Phil and Lil are their favorite.