The BEST episodes written by Burt Styler

#1 - with Dinah Shore

The Carol Burnett Show - Season 10 - Episode 8

Business professionals (Carol and Harvey) discuss his marriage proposal in the style of a business meeting. Dinah Shore sings "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover". Tim's plays the oldest living butcher with Harvey as an impatient customer. "Went With The Wind," a "Gone With The Wind" spoof features Carol as Starlet O'Hara, Vicki as Sissy, Tim as Brashley Wilkes, Dinah as Melody, and Harvey as Capt. Rat Butler. A musical salute to New Orleans with "Basin Street Blues" as the centerpiece.

#2 - 54-40 and Fight

The Brady Bunch - Season 1 - Episode 15

The Brady family learns that a trading stamp company is going out of business. A fight breaks out over who should get all of the saved stamps, the boys or the girls. If the girls get them, they'll buy a sewing machine and if the boys get them, they'll buy a rowboat.

#3 - A Matter of Privacy

Family Affair - Season 3 - Episode 18

The twins learn how to eavesdrop with a tape recorder.

#4 - with Rock Hudson and Steve Lawrence

The Carol Burnett Show - Season 10 - Episode 17

Mrs. Wiggins (Carol) has a millionaire date (guest Rock Hudson) for lunch, but she wants to dump him; Steve Lawrence sings "You Take My Heart Away"; a husband-and-wife news team bicker while anchoring a newscast; and a salute to the music of composer Jule Styne including including "People", "Together", "Small World" and "Everything's Coming up Roses".

#5 - The Impractical Joker

The Brady Bunch - Season 2 - Episode 13

Jan's practical joking puts Greg's science project, a mouse named Myron, in mortal danger when he gets loose allowing Alice to catch a glimpse of him which leads to her calling the exterminator.

#6 - Martin of the Movies

My Favorite Martian - Season 3 - Episode 3

Tim and Martin return, via time machine, to early Hollywood — where Martin once starred as a sheik.

#7 - Tim, the Mastermind

My Favorite Martian - Season 3 - Episode 6

Tim's I.Q. soars when he downs Martin's brain-power pills.

#8 - Edith's Problem

All in the Family - Season 2 - Episode 15

Edith is suddenly moody and irritable with the approach of menopause.

#9 - Second Thoughts

Chico and the Man - Season 1 - Episode 2

Ed has second thoughts about hiring Chico and tries as best as he can to get rid of him.

#10 - Judging Books by Covers

All in the Family - Season 1 - Episode 5

Archie thinks Mike's friend is gay, but learns his ex-football player buddy is homosexual.

#11 - Bananas, Crackers and Nuts

M*A*S*H - Season 1 - Episode 7

When Henry goes for some R&R, Hawkeye pretends to crack up so that Frank will let him and Trapper go on some R&R.

#12 - Career Fever

The Brady Bunch - Season 4 - Episode 9

In a paper for English class, Greg writes about wanting to follow in his dad's footsteps and become an architect. When Mike reads the paper, he enthusiastically encourages his son, but Greg is uninterested. Meanwhile, Peter and Jan also explore careers.

#13 - To Market, to Market

M*A*S*H - Season 1 - Episode 2

After black marketers hijack the 4077th's supply of hydrocortisone, Hawkeye and Trapper concoct a deal with a local black marketer, Charlie Lee, to get some more. The catch: Henry's antique oak desk, which they must trade in order to get some of it. Margaret and Frank become suspicious about their plotting, and about the Koreans who come to check out the desk, which is whisked away by chopper as Henry and Frank watches in disbelief.

#14 - Goodbye Island

Gilligan's Island - Season 1 - Episode 8

Gilligan discovers a special tree sap that can be used to make a good tasting pancake syrup. Then the professor discovers that the same tree sap also makes a super glue, that may allow the castaways to repair the Minnow. Could it be that the Castaways may finally escape from the island?

#15 - Mike Comes Into Money

All in the Family - Season 3 - Episode 8

Mike sparks a family feud when he donates to George McGovern's campaign instead of paying Archie for room and board.

#16 - The Saga of Cousin Oscar

All in the Family - Season 2 - Episode 1

Archie's strange cousin dies in the upstairs bedroom.

#17 - Has Anybody Seen My Electro-Magnetic Neutron Converting Gravitator?

My Favorite Martian - Season 2 - Episode 10

A young boy hijacks Uncle Martin's spaceship.

#18 - Buffy's Fair Lady

Family Affair - Season 5 - Episode 23

Buffy meets a chubby girl named Angela who has a crush on Jody. Buffy tries her best to turn Angela into a lovely young lady and puts together a party so Angela can make friends. Buffy gets Jody to dance with Angela, but he bribes another boy to dance with her. Angela is disheartened when she finds out that this whole party was staged. Buffy and Jody then apologize for the way they treated her and gets her to make friends the right way.

#19 - Pay the Man the $24

My Favorite Martian - Season 3 - Episode 32

Tim tampers with history when he goes back in time and talks the Indians out of selling Manhattan.

#20 - Success Story

All in the Family - Season 1 - Episode 12

Archie's old army buddy has achieved success and wealth but not happiness.

#21 - The Magnetic Personality and Who Needs It

My Favorite Martian - Season 2 - Episode 25

An experiment goes haywire, turning Martin into a walking magnet.

#22 - Night Life of Uncle Martin

My Favorite Martian - Season 2 - Episode 12

While Uncle Martin is asleep, his alter ego appears — a lookalike swinger named Pierre.

#23 - Craig's Will

Alfred Hitchcock Presents - Season 5 - Episode 23

It's one lucky dog who is named the beneficiary of his deceased master's estate, but he then becomes the target of murderous plots concocted by the humans in his life.

#24 - Cheap Is Cheap

Alfred Hitchcock Presents - Season 4 - Episode 26

When a miser discovers how expensive a divorce will cost, he comes up with another way to rid himself of his wife.

#25 - A Martian Fiddles Around

My Favorite Martian - Season 2 - Episode 20

Martin burns (and becomes transparent) each time Mrs. Brown plays her violin.

#26 - Stop or I'll Steam

My Favorite Martian - Season 2 - Episode 24

Color Martin green when he sees Brennan flirt with Mrs. Brown.

#27 - Uncle Martin's Bedtime Story

My Favorite Martian - Season 2 - Episode 29

#28 - Martin Goldfinger

My Favorite Martian - Season 3 - Episode 7

A mineral deficiency gives Martin the Midas touch and everything he touches turns to gold.

#29 - Bottled Martin

My Favorite Martian - Season 3 - Episode 8

Uncle Martin, packed in a tiny bottle, is bound for the Middle East.

#30 - How're Things in Glocca, Martin?

My Favorite Martian - Season 2 - Episode 16

Tim's great-uncle demands to know where Martin fits on the family tree.

#31 - The O'Hara Caper

My Favorite Martian - Season 3 - Episode 15

Tim is arrested for theft when he's forced to help two jewel robbers.

#32 - There Goes New York

Family Affair - Season 4 - Episode 20

A tidal wave is predicted for New York and the kids get scared.

#33 - Ed's Team

Chico and the Man - Season 4 - Episode 11

Raul wants to join a basketball team and he can if Ed sponsors it, so that is what he does.