The Jeselnik Offensive

The BEST episodes of The Jeselnik Offensive

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

"The Jeselnik Offensive" brings Anthony Jeselnik and his signature dark and twisted point of view to Comedy Central in a new weekly, topical series. Jeselnik, known for his blistering appearances on the Roasts of Charlie Sheen and Donald Trump, will unleash his razor-sharp take on each week's must-see "train wreck" news ripped from the headlines of Gawker, Reddit and the places we all troll for the darker, more shocking and lurid stories. Two panelists will join Jeselnik to further bash pop culture and gleefully rip the veil of sanctity from off-limit topics.

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Nick Kroll & John Mulaney
star
8.31
51 votes

#1 - Nick Kroll & John Mulaney

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/27/2013

Anthony is joined by Nick Kroll and John Mulaney, and plays thegame "How Many Things?"

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John Mulaney & T.J. Miller
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8.26
42 votes

#2 - John Mulaney & T.J. Miller

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/2/2013

The Colorado shooter converts to Islam, bullet wounds look just like Italian food up close, and Anthony makes John and T.J. defend their tweets.

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Joan Rivers & Dave Attell
star
8.18
49 votes

#3 - Joan Rivers & Dave Attell

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/6/2013

Anthony goes after Islam, Joan Rivers explains why Old Sex is the best, and Dave Attell finds his inner Latino.

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Patton Oswalt & Nick Kroll
star
8.13
71 votes

#4 - Patton Oswalt & Nick Kroll

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/26/2013

Anthony shares some child mortality stats, explores what happens when group sex gets violent, and makes Patton and Nick defend their tweets.

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Kristen Schaal & Billy Eichner
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8.11
38 votes

#5 - Kristen Schaal & Billy Eichner

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/5/2013

Anthony finds the funny side of child abduction, shames the elderly and investigates Obama's sexuality.

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Jeff Ross & Jonah Ray
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8.10
39 votes

#6 - Jeff Ross & Jonah Ray

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/26/2013

Jeff and Jonah defend their tweets, discuss whether Barack Obama is Satan, and review Casey Anthony's parenting skills.

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Doug Benson & Rob Huebel
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8.10
40 votes

#7 - Doug Benson & Rob Huebel

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/30/2013

Batman and Superman are teaming up, we're facing a nationwide sperm shortage, and chats with some experts about drunk driving.

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Adam Pally & Casey Wilson
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8.08
76 votes

#8 - Adam Pally & Casey Wilson

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/23/2013

We see just how racist the internet can be, Adam Pally & Casey Wilson ponder George Zimmerman's future, and can you guess someone's problem just by their mugshot?

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Eric André & T.J. Miller
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8.07
46 votes

#9 - Eric André & T.J. Miller

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/13/2013

Anthony critiques celebrity fashion, TJ Miller gets under Anthony's skin, and Eric André has plenty of surprises of his own.

Aziz Ansari & Amy Schumer
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8.04
81 votes

#10 - Aziz Ansari & Amy Schumer

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/19/2013

Anthony reveals the best part of being pope, explores the funny side of cancer, and asks an expert about d**k pics.

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Natasha Leggero & Jason Mantzoukas
star
8.02
41 votes

#11 - Natasha Leggero & Jason Mantzoukas

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/9/2013

A California chef slow-roasts his wife, two teens try to poison their teacher, and Jason and Natasha defend their tweets.

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Amy Schumer & Jim Norton
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8.02
55 votes

#12 - Amy Schumer & Jim Norton

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/9/2013

Anthony learns the ins and outs of necrophilia, we learn the history of the great Panel, football player Aaron Hernandez covers his murderous tracks, and Amy & Jim defend their tweets.

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Thomas Lennon & Marc Maron
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7.89
47 votes

#13 - Thomas Lennon & Marc Maron

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/20/2013

Anthony is joined by Thomas Lennon and Marc Maron, and takes a look at body dysmorphia and plastic surgery in the segment "Sacred Cow."

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Kumail Nanjiani & Reggie Watts
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7.78
37 votes

#14 - Kumail Nanjiani & Reggie Watts

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 4/23/2013

Justin Bieber makes a Holocaust gaffe, a suspected murderer gets into the art business, and Kumail and Reggie defend their tweets.

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Abby Elliott & Pete Holmes
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7.77
31 votes

#15 - Abby Elliott & Pete Holmes

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/16/2013

Indian scientists design lingerie that shocks potential rapists, a Georgia high school has its first integrated prom in 30 years, and Pete and Abby defend their tweets.

Brian Posehn & Doug Benson
star
7.73
33 votes

#16 - Brian Posehn & Doug Benson

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/12/2013

Anthony defends Justin Bieber, chats about baby AIDS and uncovers the lighter side of necrophilia.

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Kumail Nanjiani & David Koechner
star
7.71
48 votes

#17 - Kumail Nanjiani & David Koechner

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/16/2013

Anthony explores satanism, David Koechner has it out for Ariel Castro, and we explore Craigslist.

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Andy Kindler & Brett Gelman
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7.62
37 votes

#18 - Andy Kindler & Brett Gelman

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/19/2013

Anthony shows off his staff's diversity, discovers strip club tax breaks, and makes Andy and Brett defend their tweets.

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