The WORST episodes of The Freak Brothers

Every episode of The Freak Brothers ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of The Freak Brothers!

After magical weed knocks out three ‘70s stoners and their cat, they awaken 50 years later to find themselves in the bizarre rat race of the 2020s.

Last Updated: 5/22/2026Network: TubiStatus: Ended

6.88

72 votes

#1 - Pilot

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/14/2021

After learning that the mystical Swami Bhajan holds the secret to the “ultimate high,” Franklin, Phineas, Freddy, and Kitty go to Woodstock to find him.

Directors: Dominic Polcino

Writer: Daniel Lehrer, Jeremy Lehrer-Graiwer

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7.00

2 votes

#2 - Columbia (Pt. 1)

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/20/2026

After a robbery at the shop, the Freaks head south of the border to restock where Freddy is mistaken for a legendary dead kingpin known as El Blondo.

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7.24

34 votes

#3 - The Candidate

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/19/2021

When Harper’s billionaire tech bro boss runs for Mayor of San Francisco, Phineas is determined to challenge the man’s pro-data-mining policy agenda.

Directors: Dominic Polcino

Writer: Alan Freedland, Alan R. Cohen

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7.25

55 votes

#4 - Squatters’ Rights

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/14/2021

The Freaks attempt to regrow the same strain of dope that transported them to 2020 by incubating a small seed stuck inside Freddy’s ass.

Directors: Jeanette Moreno King

Writer: Alan Freedland, Alan R. Cohen

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7.31

42 votes

#5 - The Expendables

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/21/2021

Kitty tricks the Freaks into taking a sweet gig as astronauts for Jeff Bezos’ manned expedition to Mars.

Directors: Juan Meza-Leon

Writer: Daniel Lehrer, Jeremy Lehrer-Graiwer

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7.43

30 votes

#6 - Freakchella

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/26/2021

When Phineas and Freddy discover that Jim Morrison is alive and masquerading as a hologram at a music festival, Jim offers to share his secrets.

Directors: Joseph Rocket Ekers

Writer: Dave Krinsky, John Altschuler

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7.47

34 votes

#7 - Son of a Freak

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/28/2021

While attending a UFC fight, Phineas discovers one of the fighters is his long-lost, now fully adult son. Elsewhere, Freddy pretends to be a cat.

Directors: Dominic Polcino

Writer: Dave Krinsky, John Altschuler

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7.50

2 votes

#8 - Colombia (Pt. 2)

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/20/2026

Posing as El Blondo to loot a bloodthirsty cartel's weed fields, a long-lost treasure and a needy village spark a moral dilemma for Freddy and crew.

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7.56

34 votes

#9 - Gender No-Binary

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/12/2021

Phineas falls in love with the girl of his dreams, only to learn she is a robot sex doll.

Directors: Dominic Polcino

Writer: Daniel Lehrer, Jeremy Lehrer-Graiwer

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7.61

33 votes

#10 - Bo-Freakian Rap-Sody

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/5/2021

After Freddy crashes ScHoolboy Q’s golden golf cart, Q demands the Freaks pay him back by any means necessary.

Directors: Dominic Polcino

Writer: Shira Hoffman

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7.69

13 votes

#11 - Freaking Bad

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/24/2023

After being challenged by Seth Rogen, Phineas becomes obsessed with winning a ribbon for his pot brownies at this year’s Cannabis Cup festival.

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7.69

13 votes

#12 - True Freak-Tective

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/25/2023

When a professor is murdered on campus, clues lead police to believe Noah is the killer. The Freaks play detective to try and prove Noah’s innocence.

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7.75

12 votes

#13 - Trans Trans Am

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/24/2023

When Franklin finds his prized old 1968 Pontiac Trans Am, he and Harper get immersed in San Fran’s cutthroat street drag racing scene.

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7.79

14 votes

#14 - Pet Condoms

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/24/2023

After a pregnancy scare, Kitty inspires the Freaks to come up with a new business idea -- pet condoms.

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7.90

10 votes

#15 - The Freaks Go to Washington

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/25/2023

After Freddy suffers an accident, the Freaks find themselves in need of cash. They tag along on Gretchen and Camille’s trip to Washington D.C.

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8.00

11 votes

#16 - High School Reunion

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/25/2023

Phineas goes to his 60th High School Reunion. Franklin deals with a case of just one crab. Meanwhile, Harper hosts a gender reveal party for her boss, Dennis Chang.

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8.08

13 votes

#17 - Meataverse

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/24/2023

When Kitty teaches Freddy how to cook, Mark Zuckerberg invites them to his state of the art homeless shelter to craft dishes using his new lab grown beef.

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8.13

16 votes

#18 - Whack Shack

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/25/2023

Franklin becomes the “stunt cock” for Timothée Chalamet. When the Switzers threaten to destroy the Freaks’ old Whack Shack, Phineas takes the fight to city hall.

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8.33

3 votes

#19 - Freak to the Future (Pt. 1)

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/20/2026

The Freaks tumble into 1980s Hollywood where Phineas tries to stop the greed that ruined 2026—only to become the most powerful man in the country.

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8.50

2 votes

#20 - ICE ICE Baby

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/20/2026

Bumbling ICE agents Chuck and Charlie send Freddy, Gretchen, and Harper to Alcatraz—prompting a rescue mission that uncovers a mayoral conspiracy.

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8.50

2 votes

#21 - Freak to the Future (Pt. 2)

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/20/2026

In a trippy future, Freddy and Franklin work with resistance fighters to return the tyrannical billionaire overlord Phineas back to his hippie roots.

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9.00

2 votes

#22 - Dr. Dooblittle

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/20/2026

Competition across the street threatens to shutter the shop, but Franklin’s viral fame and sudden ability to talk to animals could turn things around.

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