The WORST episodes of The Freak Brothers

Every episode of The Freak Brothers ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of The Freak Brothers!

Back in 1969, when the Freaks weren’t hanging out at Woodstock, they were dodging the draft, dodging the Narcs and dodging steady employment. But after smoking a magic strain of weed, laid-back Franklin, paranoid Phineas, man-child Freddy, and sardonic Kitty are Rip-Van-Winkled into the future. They wake up 50 years later in their renovated house, which is now owned by the Switzers, a family of ethnically diverse “trippin’ squares.” While the tech-savvy Switzers help guide the Freaks through the rat race of a strange new world, the Freaks — who are unburdened by the baggage of modern life — help the family embrace the values of a simpler time.

Last Updated: 12/25/2024Network: TubiStatus: Continuing
Pilot
star
6.91
68 votes

#1 - Pilot

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/14/2021

After learning that the mystical Swami Bhajan holds the secret to the “ultimate high,” Franklin, Phineas, Freddy, and Kitty go to Woodstock to find him.

Directors: Dominic Polcino
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The Expendables
star
7.30
40 votes

#2 - The Expendables

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/21/2021

Kitty tricks the Freaks into taking a sweet gig as astronauts for Jeff Bezos’ manned expedition to Mars.

Directors: Juan Meza-Leon
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The Candidate
star
7.30
33 votes

#3 - The Candidate

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/19/2021

When Harper’s billionaire tech bro boss runs for Mayor of San Francisco, Phineas is determined to challenge the man’s pro-data-mining policy agenda.

Directors: Dominic Polcino
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Squatters’ Rights
star
7.35
52 votes

#4 - Squatters’ Rights

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/14/2021

The Freaks attempt to regrow the same strain of dope that transported them to 2020 by incubating a small seed stuck inside Freddy’s ass.

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Freakchella
star
7.37
30 votes

#5 - Freakchella

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/26/2021

When Phineas and Freddy discover that Jim Morrison is alive and masquerading as a hologram at a music festival, Jim offers to share his secrets.

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Trans Trans Am
star
7.40
10 votes

#6 - Trans Trans Am

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/24/2023

When Franklin finds his prized old 1968 Pontiac Trans Am, he and Harper get immersed in San Fran’s cutthroat street drag racing scene.

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Freaking Bad
star
7.45
11 votes

#7 - Freaking Bad

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/24/2023

After being challenged by Seth Rogen, Phineas becomes obsessed with winning a ribbon for his pot brownies at this year’s Cannabis Cup festival.

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Son of a Freak
star
7.47
34 votes

#8 - Son of a Freak

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/28/2021

While attending a UFC fight, Phineas discovers one of the fighters is his long-lost, now fully adult son. Elsewhere, Freddy pretends to be a cat.

Directors: Dominic Polcino
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The Freaks Go to Washington
star
7.50
8 votes

#9 - The Freaks Go to Washington

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/25/2023

After Freddy suffers an accident, the Freaks find themselves in need of cash. They tag along on Gretchen and Camille’s trip to Washington D.C.

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Gender No-Binary
star
7.59
32 votes

#10 - Gender No-Binary

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/12/2021

Phineas falls in love with the girl of his dreams, only to learn she is a robot sex doll.

Directors: Dominic Polcino
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Bo-Freakian Rap-Sody
star
7.60
30 votes

#11 - Bo-Freakian Rap-Sody

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/5/2021

After Freddy crashes ScHoolboy Q’s golden golf cart, Q demands the Freaks pay him back by any means necessary.

Directors: Dominic Polcino
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Pet Condoms
star
7.83
12 votes

#12 - Pet Condoms

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/24/2023

After a pregnancy scare, Kitty inspires the Freaks to come up with a new business idea -- pet condoms.

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True Freak-Tective
star
8.00
11 votes

#13 - True Freak-Tective

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/25/2023

When a professor is murdered on campus, clues lead police to believe Noah is the killer. The Freaks play detective to try and prove Noah’s innocence.

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High School Reunion
star
8.00
11 votes

#14 - High School Reunion

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/25/2023

Phineas goes to his 60th High School Reunion. Franklin deals with a case of just one crab. Meanwhile, Harper hosts a gender reveal party for her boss, Dennis Chang.

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Meataverse
star
8.00
11 votes

#15 - Meataverse

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/24/2023

When Kitty teaches Freddy how to cook, Mark Zuckerberg invites them to his state of the art homeless shelter to craft dishes using his new lab grown beef.

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Whack Shack
star
8.43
14 votes

#16 - Whack Shack

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/25/2023

Franklin becomes the “stunt cock” for Timothée Chalamet. When the Switzers threaten to destroy the Freaks’ old Whack Shack, Phineas takes the fight to city hall.

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