The BEST episodes written by John Altschuler

Used Car
star
8.08
195 votes

#1 - Used Car

Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 9 - Episode 15

No license, no money, no problem! Beavis and Butt-Head shanghai a used car salesman on a joyride that leaves the car in pieces. Will they walk away from this one, or is everything wrecked for good?

Watch Now:Amazon
It's Not Easy Being Green
star
8.06
275 votes

#2 - It's Not Easy Being Green

King of the Hill - Season 5 - Episode 17

Bobby takes up a new interest in environmental issues, provoked by a new teacher. When the cause rallies to drain the quarry, and rid it of all waste, Hank is dead set against it. Years earlier, while in high school, the gang wrecked Boomhauers car, and pushed it into the quarry, pleading ignorance. Bobby finds out, and lets Boomhauer in on the secret, just before they pull out 'Ol Betsy', to his horror.

Watch Now:Amazon
George Goes All In
star
7.95
58 votes

#3 - George Goes All In

Lopez - Season 1 - Episode 12

In the first season finale, George fires everyone and makes a final push for his Vegas residency show, but things soon get out of control.

Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
Bills are Made to Be Broken
star
7.88
249 votes

#4 - Bills are Made to Be Broken

King of the Hill - Season 4 - Episode 3

Bill's Arlen High School record for touchdowns is about to be broken, by Arlen's current football hero, Ricky Suggs. When Ricky breaks his leg, the other team allows him to score so he can get the record. Outraged by this bad sportsmanship, Hank convinces the Arlen High coach to let Bill (who never officially graduated from high school) play a game so he can get his record back.

Watch Now:Amazon
Supersize Me
star
7.80
363 votes

#5 - Supersize Me

Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 9 - Episode 7

In a parody of Super Size Me, the duo makes a documentary about teenage obesity, eating fast food for 30 days straight.

Watch Now:Amazon
Won't You Pimai Neighbor?
star
7.79
236 votes

#6 - Won't You Pimai Neighbor?

King of the Hill - Season 4 - Episode 18

A group of Buddhist monks suspects that Bobby might be the reincarnation of the Lama Sanglug. Bobby enjoys getting caught up in Buddhism, until he and Connie learn that Lamas are not allowed to have girlfriends.

Watch Now:Amazon
I'm with Cupid
star
7.71
290 votes

#7 - I'm with Cupid

King of the Hill - Season 6 - Episode 6

Bobby adjusts to his breakup with Connie, until an afternoon talking to Bill sends him right back into a depression. Not knowing where to go with this issue, Hank sends him to ladies' man Boomhauer, for a lesson in picking up on women. When Bobby sees him in action, he loses the respect for the "magic" he has, when he sees him strike out time after time.

Werewolves of Highland
star
7.70
615 votes

#8 - Werewolves of Highland

Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 9 - Episode 1

Beavis and Butt-head watch Twilight, which gives them the idea to become vampires or werewolves to look attractive in order to pick up girls.

Watch Now:Amazon
Minimum Viable Product
star
7.64
6821 votes

#9 - Minimum Viable Product

Silicon Valley - Season 1 - Episode 1

Attending an elaborate launch party, Richard and his computer programmer friends - Big Head, Dinesh and Gilfoyle - dream of making it big. Instead, they're living in the communal Hacker Hostel owned by former programmer Erlich, who gets to claim ten percent of anything they invent there. When it becomes clear that Richard has developed a powerful compression algorithm for his website, Pied Piper, he finds himself courted by Gavin Belson, his egomaniacal corporate boss, who offers a $10 million buyout by his firm, Hooli. But Richard holds back when well-known investor Peter Gregory makes a counteroffer.

Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
Three Days of the Kahndo
star
7.61
270 votes

#10 - Three Days of the Kahndo

King of the Hill - Season 2 - Episode 15

Hank and his family go with Kahn and his family to spend a weekend in a duplex condo in Mexico. When Kahn discovers that only the bottom half of the condo has been rented, he breaks into the top half and lets Hank stay there. Dale shows up to stay with the Hills, and when Hank, Kahn and Dale are arrested for breaking into the upstairs condo, they have to sneak back across the border.

'Twas the Nut Before Christmas
star
7.59
232 votes

#11 - 'Twas the Nut Before Christmas

King of the Hill - Season 5 - Episode 8

Bill decides to create his own Santa's workshop at home and spread the Christmas cheer to all of Arlen's underprivileged youth. He enjoys it so much that he tries to keep the Santa act going even after Christmas is over. When that doesn't work, he takes in a local juvenile delinquent, Wally, who takes advantage of Bill's good nature.

Death and Texas
star
7.53
307 votes

#12 - Death and Texas

King of the Hill - Season 3 - Episode 22

Peggy gets a letter from a Death Row convict who says that he is a former student of hers, and that she had the most positive impact on his life. She starts visiting him in prison and bringing him what she thinks is timer sand for Boggle -- not realizing that it's actually cocaine. Meanwhile, Dale wants to become an executioner.

Son of a Freak
star
7.47
34 votes

#13 - Son of a Freak

The Freak Brothers - Season 1 - Episode 4

While attending a UFC fight, Phineas discovers one of the fighters is his long-lost, now fully adult son. Elsewhere, Freddy pretends to be a cat.

Watch Now:Amazon
Life in the Fast Lane, Bobby's Saga
star
7.45
237 votes

#14 - Life in the Fast Lane, Bobby's Saga

King of the Hill - Season 2 - Episode 21

To teach his son the value of a dollar, Hank makes Bobby get a job selling drinks at the racetrack, and tells Bobby to do everything his boss says. What Hank doesn't know is that Bobby's boss, Jimmy Witchard, is a complete moron who makes Bobby do humiliating and even dangerous tasks. Meanwhile, Boomhauer competes for the right to drive the pace car in the NASCAR race.

Love Hurts and So Does Art
star
7.40
256 votes

#15 - Love Hurts and So Does Art

King of the Hill - Season 3 - Episode 18

Worried at the prospect of going to a school dance with Connie, Bobby starts overeating at the local deli, and develops gout. Meanwhile, Hank goes to an art gallery in Dallas and finds that they are displaying an X-ray of his constipated colon.

Freakchella
star
7.37
30 votes

#16 - Freakchella

The Freak Brothers - Season 1 - Episode 8

When Phineas and Freddy discover that Jim Morrison is alive and masquerading as a hologram at a music festival, Jim offers to share his secrets.

Watch Now:Amazon