The BEST episodes of The Facts of Life season 9

Every episode of The Facts of Life season 9, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The Facts of Life season 9!

Charlotte Rae stars as a dietician and house mother at a private girls' boarding school, watching over students Blair, Tootie, Natalie and Jo.

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It's a Wonderful Christmas
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7.40
10 votes

#1 - It's a Wonderful Christmas

Season 9 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/12/1987

It's holiday time, and Beverly Ann feels unneeded, until a mysterious Santa shows her what Christmas in Peekskill would be like without her.

Directors: Valentine Mayer
Down and Out in Malibu (1)
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7.31
13 votes

#2 - Down and Out in Malibu (1)

Season 9 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/26/1987

Jo is jobless and apartmentless in Malibu, where Richard Moll just happens to need a house sitter.

Directors: John Bowab
Up from Down Under
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7.29
7 votes

#3 - Up from Down Under

Season 9 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/14/1987

A new girl arrives at Eastland in the wee hours, claiming to be an Australian exchange student.

Directors: John Bowab
Golden Oldies
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7.25
8 votes

#4 - Golden Oldies

Season 9 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/2/1988

Imagine the whole gang the same people the same place, 40 years from now.

Directors: John Bowab
Writer: John Boni
The More the Marrier
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7.20
10 votes

#5 - The More the Marrier

Season 9 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/21/1987

Tootie's boyfriend says he can't make it to town for the Winter Carnival so Tootie decides to go with someone else.

Directors: Valentine Mayer
Sweet Charity
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7.18
11 votes

#6 - Sweet Charity

Season 9 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/7/1987

Jo takes a job in social work at a community center that, she learns, has no funds to pay her salary.

Directors: John Bowab
A Thousand Frowns
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7.13
8 votes

#7 - A Thousand Frowns

Season 9 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/9/1988

Andy latches on to a "big brother," who's living for today because tomorrow may never come.

Directors: John Bowab
Rumor Has It
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7.11
9 votes

#8 - Rumor Has It

Season 9 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/17/1987

Blair's after-hours visit with a professor reputed to be a womanizer stirs up a storm of vicious rumors on campus.

Directors: John Bowab
On the Edge
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7.08
12 votes

#9 - On the Edge

Season 9 - Episode 21 - Aired 3/12/1988

Jo's job at the social services center gets a bit hairy when her supervisor, a suicide prevention counselor, threatens to leap off a building.

Directors: John Bowab
Less Than Perfect
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7.08
13 votes

#10 - Less Than Perfect

Season 9 - Episode 18 - Aired 2/20/1988

One evening, a tired Blair falls asleep at the wheel and has a car accident landing her in the hospital with a gash in her for-head. This leads her to begin worrying about how her once "perfect" self will recover from this tragedy.

Directors: Valentine Mayer
The First Time
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7.00
11 votes

#11 - The First Time

Season 9 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/6/1988

Natalie deals firsthand with facts of life as she overnights with her boyfriend Snake, and faces the reactions of her friends and Snake.

Directors: Marian Deaton
Writer: Ross Brown
Something in Common
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7.00
9 votes

#12 - Something in Common

Season 9 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/16/1988

It's not music to his ears when Jo's dad learns that her boyfriend plays piano at a dinner joint.

Directors: John Bowab
Down and Out in Malibu (2)
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7.00
9 votes

#13 - Down and Out in Malibu (2)

Season 9 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/3/1987

Richard Moll returns to the home he left in Jo's care to find it's been flooded: someone left the water running in the hot tub.

Directors: John Bowab
Writer: Ross Brown
Adventures in Baileysitting
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6.90
10 votes

#14 - Adventures in Baileysitting

Season 9 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/5/1987

Babysitter Blair leaves her sister with the others while she attends a tea, and returns to find they somehow misplaced her.

Till Marriage Do Us Part
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6.82
11 votes

#15 - Till Marriage Do Us Part

Season 9 - Episode 19 - Aired 2/27/1988

Rick proposes to Jo in his own crazy way, and everyone anticipates a wedding everyone, that is, except Jo, who still hasn't accepted.

Directors: John Bowab
Writer: Ross Brown
Before the Fall
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6.80
10 votes

#16 - Before the Fall

Season 9 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/24/1987

Natalie jumps at the chance to do an inside story on ROTC and then learns she'll also have to jump from a plane.

Directors: John Bowab
The Beginning of the End
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6.80
10 votes

#17 - The Beginning of the End

Season 9 - Episode 23 - Aired 4/30/1988

Blair buys Eastland to save it from bankruptcy, and then must find a new headmaster and lots of new students.

Directors: John Bowab
The Beginning of the Beginning
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6.73
11 votes

#18 - The Beginning of the Beginning

Season 9 - Episode 24 - Aired 5/7/1988

As the new headmistress, Blair starts whipping Eastland students into shape, and she's particularly challenged by one who seems determined to get expelled.

Directors: John Bowab
Big Apple Blues
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6.57
7 votes

#19 - Big Apple Blues

Season 9 - Episode 22 - Aired 3/19/1988

Natalie's first bite of the Big Apple is hard to digest: she overnights in a Soho loft with "the four weirdest people I've ever met."

Directors: John Bowab
Let's Face the Music
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6.55
11 votes

#20 - Let's Face the Music

Season 9 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/13/1988

A sponsor of a musical benefit invites Jo and Blair to visit his beauty spa, where they are transformed but not in the way they expected.

Directors: John Bowab
Present Imperfect
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6.50
10 votes

#21 - Present Imperfect

Season 9 - Episode 20 - Aired 3/5/1988

Tootie recieves a hideous pendant as an engagement present from Jeff's formidable grandmother, and it's pulverized at Andy and Pippa's wild party just before the woman arrives.

Directors: John Bowab
Writer: Kathy Lette
Peekskill Law
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6.44
9 votes

#22 - Peekskill Law

Season 9 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/23/1988

Blair interns at a law firm that's defending an accused murderer, who seems to be guilty until proven innocent.

Directors: John Bowab
Writer: Mark Tuttle
A House Divided
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6.29
7 votes

#23 - A House Divided

Season 9 - Episode 15 - Aired 1/30/1988

The fat hits the fire when Natalie and Tootie's boyfriends meet, and Jo blows a gasket over the repair job on her bike.

Directors: John Bowab
Writer: Mark Tuttle
A Rose by Any Other Age
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6.11
9 votes

#24 - A Rose by Any Other Age

Season 9 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/28/1987

Blair is dumbfounded when an honor student she invited over ostensibly to study takes a shine to Beverly Ann instead of her.

Directors: John Bowab