The BEST episodes of The Almighty Johnsons
Every episode of The Almighty Johnsons ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The Almighty Johnsons!
The Almighty Johnsons is a comedy-drama series about four brothers, raised in heartland New Zealand, who also happen to be the living incarnations of Norse Gods. They even have their own super-God-powers. Sort of - it's just that their powers aren't actually all that powerful. Well, not yet - but that could all change soon.
#1 - The End of the World As We Know It
Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 9/26/2013
If you had one night left, and in the morning everything changes forever, what would you do with that night?
#2 - Typical Auckland God
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/15/2013
A stag do with two stags leads Axl down the path to wisdom, while Ty finds that something that is forgotten isn’t necessarily gone.
#3 - Every Good Quest Has a Sacrifice
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 4/11/2011
The time has finally come for Axl Johnson and his brothers to man up and be the Gods they truly are.
#4 - Goddesses, Axl, Come In All Forms
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/14/2011
It's hammer time, as a road trip to follow a falling star takes the God boys into uncharted territory; to a heartland of darkness where the usual rules no longer apply. The paths of the gods and goddesses cross at a rural funeral and both groups encounter the current incarnation of Thor. But will Axl mate with Derek/Thor's daughter, Delphine? Meanwhile, Olaf and Ingrid bond, and Anders and Michele spar with one another.
#5 - I Can Give You Frigg
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/28/2011
The arrival on the scene of a singing butcher causes a shift in celestial power as the Gods and Goddesses work to get on the right side of the equation.
#6 - Hunting Reindeer On Slippery Rocks
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/4/2011
What if the one you're with isn't necessarily the one you love? And what if the one you love, you love her so much it is dangerous to her health?
#7 - Late to the Point of Knowledge
Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 9/19/2013
Forget what you think you know. Throw away all your preconceived notions, and how you think things will go. Because today is the day everything changes.
#8 - Mike in the Mirror
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/29/2013
Miracles and visions abound, as do secrets and lies, when Axl's quest encounters many Friggs.
#9 - The Asparagus is Kicking In
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/22/2013
Why are Grandpa and Axl naked on the beach? Does Anders actually even have a conscience? And just what will it take for Mike to go to war?
#10 - Like the Beserkers of Old
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/25/2013
As the righteous are vanquished, Anders is made an offer he should refuse. Mike finds out his is not the only family with issues and Axl makes a new and interesting friend.
#11 - Bad Things Happen
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/21/2011
Two nights out drinking lead to two different forms of temptation - both of which could end very badly for the parties concerned.
#12 - Everything Starts With Gaia
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/25/2012
Sometimes all it takes is a door getting kicked down, and a large man walking in, for many many truths to be revealed.
#13 - Bergerbar
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/18/2013
Axl tries his hand at therapeutic binge-drinking, Ty experiences a life-changing catastrophe and Mike changes teams; all for the greater good of the family.
#14 - A Bit Like Buses Really
Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 9/12/2013
Two pretenders must overcome a host of obstacles, mortal and Godly, as they race for the prize.
#15 - It's Kind of a Birthday Present
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/8/2011
It is Axl Johnson's 21st birthday - which explains the fire in the sky; the Waitemata Harbour being the colour of blood; the various women who seem to want to kill him; and the sudden need for a family ceremony in a forest.
#16 - This Is Where Duty Starts
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/14/2011
Axl Johnson learns very quickly that when you're on a quest to find one woman among millions, your heart is not necessarily the part of your anatomy you should be following.
#17 - Effortless Manly Coolness
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/11/2012
Axl learns that the path to being a benevolent God, one who commands respect, is strewn with idiots and half-wits.
#18 - Playing God
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/5/2013
In which the best-laid plans and sundry schemes are thwarted by a man of morals, who also happens to be a man of action.
#19 - And Then On to Norsewood
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/8/2013
As Axl’s road trip takes a couple of unexpected turns, Mike and Michele take their own roads to the dark side, and Dawn becomes the launch pad for a journey Anders can’t see ending well.
#20 - Unleash the Kraken!
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/1/2013
Monsters from the past unlock the demons of today, as the Johnsons dress up for the family reunion they never expected.
#21 - Man-Flu
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/18/2012
Axl and Michele get sick. Mike punches Anders. Axl and Michele get better. Anders punches Mike.
#22 - This Is Not Washing Powder, My Friend
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/7/2011
When something seems too good to be true, this is inevitably because it is too good to be true. And this is a lesson Axl Johnson is about to learn - big time.
#23 - You Gotta Love Life, Babe
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/28/2011
Sometimes the line between doing the honourable thing and doing the easy thing, can get very blurred - especially when it comes to Gods and their offspring.
#24 - A Damn Fine Woman
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/28/2012
There are new women in the lives of both Axl and Ty - but are they here to stay?
#25 - You Call This The Real World?
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 5/16/2012
Axl and Gaia's escape from the real world takes a turn for the surreal, while Mike discovers his world is not his alone, and Dawn's world comes to an unexpected end of the line.