The WORST episodes of The Almighty Johnsons
Every episode of The Almighty Johnsons ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of The Almighty Johnsons!
The Almighty Johnsons is a comedy-drama series about four brothers, raised in heartland New Zealand, who also happen to be the living incarnations of Norse Gods. They even have their own super-God-powers. Sort of - it's just that their powers aren't actually all that powerful. Well, not yet - but that could all change soon.
#1 - Frigg Magnet
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/7/2012
Axl is taken to school, while Ty is scarred for life.
#2 - Charlie Truman
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/14/2012
Ty’s downward spiral picks up pace, while it is Gaia who spirals out of control.
#3 - Death's Cleansing Embrace
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/21/2012
You have to love it when a plan comes together.
#4 - Folkmoot
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/4/2012
Lust, vengeance and some really dodgy stuff involving food.
#5 - Magical Fluffy Bunny World
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 5/2/2012
A rescue mission, a roast chicken, a very small car and, for one particular person, the weirdest day ever.
#6 - The House Of Jerome
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 5/9/2012
As Axl deals with duelling prophecies, a cold wind sweeps in from the North, leading to a marriage Anders never saw coming. Meanwhile Olaf makes an intriguing discovery at the bottom of a bottle.
#7 - God's Gift to Zebras
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/21/2011
One of the things about Goddesses is that they can show up anywhere - be it in a library or at a bar. But whether they are the Goddesses you're looking for is a whole other matter.
#8 - Does This Look Like Asgard?
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 5/23/2012
On the day of Gaia's actual 21st it sucks to be mortal, and being a God isn't exactly plain-sailing either.
#9 - And Then She Will Come To You
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/29/2012
Several months have passed. Mike is now living with Axl and Zeb, and has still not dealt with the end of his marriage. Ty and Eva have an interesting and passionate relationship, while Agnetha sends Anders off to Norway to secure a mysterious object. Axl expresses frustration that his brothers appear to have abandoned the quest for Frigg, while Loki continues to manipulate the situation. Agnetha discloses her real identity as their mother to Axl, Mike and Ty. An old acquaintance of Olaf prophesies that Axl must become a man before he can be a god; and then Frigg will come to him.
#10 - A Damn Fine Woman
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/28/2012
There are new women in the lives of both Axl and Ty - but are they here to stay?
#11 - You Call This The Real World?
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 5/16/2012
Axl and Gaia's escape from the real world takes a turn for the surreal, while Mike discovers his world is not his alone, and Dawn's world comes to an unexpected end of the line.
#12 - This Is Where Duty Starts
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/14/2011
Axl Johnson learns very quickly that when you're on a quest to find one woman among millions, your heart is not necessarily the part of your anatomy you should be following.
#13 - You Gotta Love Life, Babe
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/28/2011
Sometimes the line between doing the honourable thing and doing the easy thing, can get very blurred - especially when it comes to Gods and their offspring.
#14 - An Orchard of Trees
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/4/2013
Entering its third season, we pick up the action hours after the ceremony at the lake where Gaia chose destiny over love, sending Axl into a downward spiral.
#15 - This Thing Inside
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/11/2013
Attraction versus repulsion; destiny versus free-will; Godliness versus humanity: oh yes, the battle is most definitely on. The morning after the night before, and Gaia is doing the walk of shame, returning to the flat from her tryst with Anders. Axl is waiting, along with the ruins of the apple tree, and Gaia has the opportunity to tell the truth; to confess her sins. But does she?
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#17 - Man-Flu
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/18/2012
Axl and Michele get sick. Mike punches Anders. Axl and Michele get better. Anders punches Mike.
#18 - It's Kind of a Birthday Present
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/8/2011
It is Axl Johnson's 21st birthday - which explains the fire in the sky; the Waitemata Harbour being the colour of blood; the various women who seem to want to kill him; and the sudden need for a family ceremony in a forest.
#19 - This Is Not Washing Powder, My Friend
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/7/2011
When something seems too good to be true, this is inevitably because it is too good to be true. And this is a lesson Axl Johnson is about to learn - big time.
#25 - A Bit Like Buses Really
Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 9/12/2013
Two pretenders must overcome a host of obstacles, mortal and Godly, as they race for the prize.