The BEST episodes of Tales of the Unexpected season 9

Every episode of Tales of the Unexpected season 9, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Tales of the Unexpected season 9!

Tales Of The Unexpected is a British television series originally aired between 1979 and 1988, made by Anglia Television for ITV. The series was an anthology of different tales. Initially episodes were based on the short stories collected in the books Tales of the Unexpected, Kiss Kiss and Someone Like You by Roald Dahl. The stories were sometimes sinister, sometimes wryly comedic, and usually had a twist ending. The upbeat theme music for the series was written by the prolific film and television composer Ron Grainer.

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Wink Three Times
star
8.22
9 votes

#1 - Wink Three Times

Season 9 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/15/1988

Jeremy Tyler, a timid provincial solicitor, is visiting a smart London hotel on a business trip and becomes embroiled in a curious case of mistaken identity. Babs Colport has arranged a blind date through a dating agency. Jeremy, looking for female company, tries to seduce her.

Writer: Paul Ableman
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The Verger
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8.21
14 votes

#2 - The Verger

Season 9 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/22/1988

Albert and Milly Dobson have given sixteen years of devoted service to their parish church, but a new Vicar arrives who does not like the old ways and has little time for the Dobsons. Following radical changes, a secret Albert has hidden for years causes consternation. In defiance, the couple build a new life... Of course, God moves in mysterious ways.

Writer: Denis Cannan
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Skeleton in the Cupboard
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8.20
15 votes

#3 - Skeleton in the Cupboard

Season 9 - Episode 1 - Aired 12/18/1987

Robert Smythe is a ruthless executive with a dangerous twenty-year-old secret... An echo from the past prompts him into a new cover-up of the truth, but his wife becomes suspicious.

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The Colonel's Lady
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7.73
11 votes

#4 - The Colonel's Lady

Season 9 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/8/1988

Eve, the wife of Colonel George Peregrine, writes a book of love poems which is a huge success. Eve is soon in demand from unexpected quarters, but her book, containing revelations about her love life, has unhappy effects on her marriage. George is anxious to find out the identity of the young man Eve's poems were addressed to - and when she tells him, the truth comes as a huge shock.

Writer: Denis Cannan
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The Dead Don't Steal
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7.40
15 votes

#5 - The Dead Don't Steal

Season 9 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/22/1988

Lilian Brett, a beautiful air hostess, is having an affair with Ken Johnson, the boss of a charter firm. Ken sets up a drug smuggling operation to cover the cost of their affair, but Lillian is in turmoil. She says she wants to end their affair and life of crime, and Ken has to work out what to do about it.

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Mr Know-All
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7.31
13 votes

#6 - Mr Know-All

Season 9 - Episode 10 - Aired 5/13/1988

Pretty medical student Elly Somerton is working as a hotel chambermaid and falls for a guest at the hotel, Professor Max Kelada. Kelada is a well-known archaeologist, staying at the hotel for a conference, but womanising and fun are more on his mind than business. He tries to seduce Elly, with unexpected results.

Writer: Paul Ableman
The Facts of Life
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7.17
12 votes

#7 - The Facts of Life

Season 9 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/29/1988

Nicholas Lillie is a naive fencing enthusiast from the country, constantly held back by his parents. Thanks to a national fencing contest he travels to the bright lights of London and gets caught up in a bizarre adventure.

Writer: Noella Smith
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The Surgeon
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7.08
12 votes

#8 - The Surgeon

Season 9 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/15/1988

An Oxford doctor, Robert Sandy, faces up to his own lust for money when a grateful patient, a Saudi Arabian prince, gives him a huge diamond. Robert and Betty Sandy find their new asset a huge liability... Sandy's demise is unforeseen - but is it a form of rough justice?

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A Time to Die
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6.67
12 votes

#9 - A Time to Die

Season 9 - Episode 9 - Aired 5/6/1988

Yves Drouard is a romantic French electronics expert whose love life has become rather too complicated. His marriage to Marthe has cooled, and his young mistress, Violette, has announced that she is pregnant. Yves is forced into a decision - but something he failed to foresee leads to an outcome he did not reckon on at all.

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The Finger of Suspicion
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6.09
11 votes

#10 - The Finger of Suspicion

Season 9 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/29/1988

American safe-cracker Steve Baker is married to a beautiful Arab, and they are leading an idyllic life together in a Middle Eastern country - but then Steve is threatened with extradition for a crime he says he didn't commit.