The WORST episodes of Secret Diary of a Call Girl
Every episode of Secret Diary of a Call Girl ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Secret Diary of a Call Girl!
The real-life anonymous blog and book of a high-class London call girl known to the world only as "Belle de Jour" becomes this original series starring Billie Piper as Hannah, an ambitious young woman leading an exciting but dangerous double life as an expensive escort named "Belle" that not even her best friend suspects. Cherie Lunghi and Iddo Goldberg costar in this hit British-produced series.
#1 - Episode 1
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/27/2007
Meet Belle, a high-priced high-class prostitute who describes her life and her adventures. She meets with her clients and runs into some problems when she breaks her own rules.
#2 - Episode 4
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/25/2008
Belle has a professional crisis. During a disastrous threesome with Bambi and a flashy nightclub owner, Belle freezes. She just can't go through with it. Why? She meets up with Ben and spells it out - she is in love with Alex. How can she ever work again?
#3 - Episode 2
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/4/2007
Belle is invited to the most prestigious adult party in the country, however her client doesn't want to join the action. So she tries to get rid of him just to engage with a couple she just met - however her personal life gets in conflict with that.
#4 - Episode 7
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/16/2008
Belle's night of passion with Ben has only confirmed to her that she needs to make a go of her relationship with Alex. She begs him to try again, ditches all her call girl paraphernalia and gets a job as a temp.
#5 - Episode 4
Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/22/2011
Belle tries to help Poppy come to terms with the recent revelations, but Poppy has other ideas. A cruel trick by dominatrix Charlotte leaves Belle holding the 'baby'.
#6 - Episode 6
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/9/2008
Belle is filling her days - and nights - with work as she tries to get over breaking up with Alex. So she's only too ready to accept an invitation to a sex party at a remote country manor house but then things turn nasty.
#7 - Episode 5
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/1/2011
Belle travels to New York City to oversee production of the movie based off of her books, but thing don't go as she expects.
#8 - Episode 3
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/18/2008
Belle struggles with having a relationship. If that wouldn't be enough already, she runs into trouble at work as well when the wife of a client shows up.
#9 - Episode 4
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/11/2010
Belle provides sage counsel to Ben regarding his failing relationship with Jackie, and to Bambi over her romance with her client, Byron - but she promptly ignores her own rules with Duncan.
#10 - Episode 7
Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/15/2011
Belle throws herself into a vampire role play, but the appointment comes to a sticky end. Belle and Ben are still frosty with each other, while the predatory Harry and minx-like Poppy are still on the scene.
#11 - Episode 3
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/11/2007
One of Belle's favourite clients has booked her for the entire night. However she feels bored when her client falls asleep and searches for a new adventure.
#12 - Episode 2
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/11/2008
Bambi runs into some trouble at work and Belle is considering her future, but first she agrees to go on a date with Alex.
#13 - Episode 3
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/4/2010
The sexual attraction between Belle and Duncan heats up over a late-night chat session, while Jackie wants her sister to accept that she and Ben are now a couple, and Bambi ignores Belle's warnings and falls for a handsome client.
#14 - Episode 5
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/18/2010
Belle resists the notion of a serious relationship with Duncan until Bambi announces that she and former client Byron have become engaged.
#15 - Episode 8
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/23/2008
In the series finale, Bells is contacted by her old Madame for one last job. The client is adamant to have Belle and is willing to pay a high sum for her services. Meanwhile, Hannah has no luck in finding a job, and Ben tries to convince her to write about her experience.
#16 - Episode 1
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/11/2008
A journalist tries to blackmail Belle after he spots her with a client who turns out to be a politician. She also finds trouble in the form of Bambi, a girl with aspirations of becoming a high-class escort.
#17 - Episode 3
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/15/2011
Belle's ability to separate work from pleasure is tested when she meets an alluring and dangerous new client. Meanwhile, Poppy's curiosity gets the better of her.
#18 - Episode 1
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/1/2011
Belle deals with a new business proposition, an uninvited house guest, a challenging client and the all-important question hanging over her head: should she commit to best friend Ben?
#19 - Episode 6
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/8/2011
Belle arrives home from New York to a nasty shock that leaves her in a fighting mood, so she unleashes the closet wrestler in a client and confronts dominatrix Charlotte. Relations with Ben hit a new low.
#20 - Episode 2
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/28/2010
Belle tries to broaden Jackie's sexual horizons by taking her to a fetish club, with surprising results. Blocked in trying to write another book, Belle seeks support from her editor, Duncan.
#21 - Episode 7
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/4/2010
Belle investigates the other side of the bed by hiring a male escort and experiencing the client point of view, but feels guilty about "cheating" on Duncan - whom she does not realize employed Bambi's services earlier in the evening.
#22 - Episode 5
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/25/2007
Belle works for her favorite client together with another girl. When he dumps her for the new girl she's upset and calls Ben. He is still struggling from finding out about her secret identity.
#23 - Episode 8
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/15/2007
Belle is offered a once in a lifetime opportunity to become more than just a regular prostitute. However what effect will her career change have on her life?
#24 - Episode 2
Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/8/2011
Belle struggles after the reality of being a girlfriend, a chaperon and a high-class escort hit home, and when she meets Ben's mother there is an even bigger shock in store for her.
#25 - Episode 1
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/28/2010
In the Season 3 premiere, Belle's book is a success but she worries about having enough material for a follow-up tome. Belle's sister Jackie shows up on her doorstep needing a place to stay after leaving her unfaithful husband.