The WORST episodes of re:View

#1 - Raising Arizona

Season 2023 - Episode 15 - Aired 11/21/2023

Mack didn't win Celebrity Jeopardy so now he is forced to discuss the classic Coen Brothers comedy Raising Arizona with professional clown Richard Evans.

#2 - Ranking Every John Carpenter Movie (Part 3 of 3)

Season 2021 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/14/2021

#3 - The Acolyte Season One

Season 2024 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/23/2024

What is a Star War™? The better question is what has it become? Ages ago it was a film made by a California hippie named Georgie who loved race cars and worried about an authoritarian future taking away his race cars. Now that he is old and lives in an authoritarian future that has taken away his race cars, he sold the evil empire he created to a different evil empire. The modest kid from Modesto just wanted to tell a tale of a farm boy who goes on an adventure with a space wizard to save a princess… and it ended up ruining his life and the lives of so many others. After Star War was a hit, he made Empire Strikes Back. It was so awesome because other people made it for him. Then he was so mad he crashed his golf cart into a lake. For the third film, he hired a former circus clown named Richard whom he could boss around and yell, “Add more midgets!” and thus the original trilogy was borned. Several years and pant sizes later, Georgie made the prequels.

#4 - Obi-Wan Kenobi: Episodes 1-4

Season 2022 - Episode 9 - Aired 6/16/2022

Mike decides to see what Obi-Wan is all about. Expecting to see a show about a night club set in the world of Indiana Jones, he's sorely disappointed to find out the show is about "Star Wars". However, after watching a few episodes... he's intrigued. It's not as bad as Star Trek: Picard. The show seems somewhat competent? it's thought out with some basis of logic on what an audience might want? Mike cannot believe his eyes. A show that didn't get totally screwed up? What gives? How did this happen? Sure, it ain't the greatest thing ever, but they tried their best and it's not too bad. Mike then recruits his stupid friends Rich and Jay to watch the show as well.

#5 - Creepshow 2

Season 2022 - Episode 16 - Aired 10/13/2022

Jay and Josh are back to discuss Creepshow 2! Watch as they give a middling review to a middling movie that some people inexplicably like even more than the classic first Creepshow. That don't make no sense, Poncho! Everything...literally everything...is several notches below the original in terms of quality. But does it still have merit? Sure, whatever. Who cares? Is it time for death yet?

#6 - Star Trek: Picard Season 2, Episodes 6, 7, 8, and 9

Season 2022 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/2/2022

Rich and Mike both put on their adult diapers to sit down and discuss 4 of the last Star Trek Picard episodes before the season finale. With almost too much to talk about, the two men nearly have mental breakdowns. Rich realizes that his diaper is overflowing mid-shoot and ends up calling his home hospice nurse to come and care for him and bring him a lollypop. Mike needs CPR administered at one point, but then realizes he just needed more beer. Picard gets hit by a car driven by Brent Spiner (which was not written in the script). Many butterfly tears are shed as the once great character of Jean Luc Picard it subjected to the worst writing and plotting in a television series since the live action adult rated late nice Cinemax erotic Smurfs series.

#7 - The Psycho Franchise (part 2 of 2)

Season 2018 - Episode 12 - Aired 10/8/2018

Jay and Josh continue discussing the Psycho series with Parts 3 and 4. Oh and I guess there was a remake or something too?

#8 - Star Trek: Discovery (Pilot Episodes)

Season 2017 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/28/2017

Mike and Rich sit down to have a long talk about trek. No more interjecting Star Trek references into videos, fuckers. This time it's ALL TREK ALL DAY LONG. Did they like Discovery? FIND OUT!!!

#9 - Eraserhead

Season 2016 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/3/2016

Jay and Josh discuss David Lynch's first feature film Eraserhead: a dream of dark and troubling things.

#10 - Demonic Toys (and a lil' more Puppet Master)

Season 2024 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/31/2024

We gave up on the Puppet Master series. Sorry to disappoint the three of you that were looking forward to our opinions on Puppet Master: Axis of Evil. Instead, we decided to switch focus to the far superior tiny killer dolls movie Demonic Toys! And to segue into that, we also watched the non-canon crossover masterpiece Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys. Happy Halloween! This year, we've given you a rock in your candy bag.

#11 - Blood Beat

Season 2021 - Episode 14 - Aired 12/15/2021

Ho ho ho, it's that time of year to revisit your favorite holiday classics like A Christmas Story, Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer, and Blood Beat. A movie about a ghost samurai murdering people in rural Wisconsin.

#12 - Creepshow

Season 2022 - Episode 14 - Aired 10/1/2022

Boooooo-urns! It's October, which means it's time for creepy movies. Like Creepshow! Directed by George A. Romero and written by Stephen King. A Creepshow 2 discussion will also be coming later this month. Happy October!

#13 - Ice Pirates

Season 2021 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/22/2021

Jay and Rich talk about the forgotten 1984 flop The Ice Pirates for some reason. Or no reason. It's directed by the guy who made Mac and Me. SPACE HERPES!

#14 - Our Least Viewed Episode Ever.

Season 2021 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/17/2021

While doing some cleaning, Mike discovers an old book which makes him remember a magical time when him and Rich Evans would watch trash daytime TV.

#15 - Event Horizon

Season 2021 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/12/2021

Jay makes Mike sit down and relive a nightmare from his youth... Event Horizon. LET ME SHOW YOU!!!

#16 - More Friday the 13th Sequel Talk

Season 2020 - Episode 16 - Aired 10/23/2020

Jay could babble on about this dumb franchise for hours, so here's a bit more about some of the other sequels in the Friday the 13th series.

#17 - Star Trek: Picard Episodes 6, 7, and 8

Season 2020 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/18/2020

Mike lures Rich back to the legendary leather wing chairs of the re:View set to torture him some more. Mike has been drinking. Mike swears and is confused about what is happening on the train wreck TV show, Star Trek Picard. Rich wants to be in a grave and counts the days until he is there.

#18 - Gremlins 2: The New Batch

Season 2019 - Episode 11 - Aired 9/18/2019

Mike and Jay talk about Gremlins 2 for nearly an hour. Enjoy!

#19 - Star Trek: The Motion Picture

Season 2018 - Episode 14 - Aired 11/18/2018

It's the team up you've all been waiting for! Dry and sarcastic meets dry and sarcastic! Two dull, unfunny, elderly men talk about an old, dull, dry film. WHAT COULD BE BETTER THAN THAT KIDS?!?!?!? Seriously though, Mike and Jim love Star Trek The Motion Picture. It's mainly because they are dry, dull, and elderly.

#20 - The Psycho Franchise (part 1 of 2)

Season 2018 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/2/2018

Jay and Josh welcome the Halloween season by discussing Psycho, the classic Alfred Hitchcock movie, as well as all the sequels that nobody ever talks about or remembers.

#21 - The Gate

Season 2016 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/13/2016

Happy Halloween! Jay and Josh discuss the often overlooked 80s metal/demon/children's film The Gate, starring Tiny Stephen Dorff and a bunch of guys in rubber monster suits.

#22 - Ghostbusters (1984)

Season 2016 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/12/2016

Rich and Mike chat about the original Ghostbusters on this episode of re:View.

#23 - Total Recall

Season 2022 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/29/2022

Two old men yell at a cloud called Total Recall.

#24 - Star Trek: Picard Season 2, Episodes 2 and 3

Season 2022 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/22/2022

Vomit is the stomach's way of saying no thank you to Taco Bell.

#25 - Star Trek: Picard Season 2, Episode 10

Season 2022 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/15/2022

Rick and Morty talk about Star Trek: Picard's emotional finale and embarrassing conclusion. What does it all means? How does they all get to the end of the show while having all the feels and crying butterfly tears? Finally! Patrick Stewart had his say in the direction of Star Trek. He got to act and have all the character moments he always wanted! The result: A turd the size of the moon fell on my face. He rubbed his old shit in my mouth and told me that Picard's mother hanging herself was this moment in his past that made his character not have all the feels and cry butterfly tears all these years later. WOW! What a deep, complex emotional story! I farted butterfly farts! I had to watch the whole season while wearing diapers because I was shitting blood.