The WORST episodes of re:View

#1 - The Nightmare on Elm Street Series (Part 2)

Season 2023 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/12/2023

We're baaaaack! This time, Mike and Jay discuss Nightmare on Elm Streets 5-7. 7 aka New Nightmare, a movie that's pretty good until Freddy turns into a Halloween store rubber demon mask that's eyeballs pop out.

#2 - The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

Season 2022 - Episode 13 - Aired 8/18/2022

Set phasers to "grandpa" as Rich and Jay talk about a stuffy old Western. Or is it????? It's The Good, the Bad and the Ugly... one of the most famous and influential movies ever made, and it was done by some weird Italian guy.

#3 - Creepshow

Season 2022 - Episode 14 - Aired 10/1/2022

Boooooo-urns! It's October, which means it's time for creepy movies. Like Creepshow! Directed by George A. Romero and written by Stephen King. A Creepshow 2 discussion will also be coming later this month. Happy October!

#4 - Dahmer re:View - Monster: The Review of Dahmer

Season 2022 - Episode 15 - Aired 10/7/2022

Of course these old whites gotta talk about Milwaukee's most famous serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer! Mike and Jay sit down for a frank and honest discussion about Dahmer, the new Netflix ten hour long series thing that stars Evan's Peter as the notorious cannibal serial killah. ICYDK Dahmer was a creepy man from the past who lured gay men to his apartment and did terrible things to them after drugging them. He's kind of like Bill Cosby, but not like that at all. Except for the drugging part. And the getting caught part. Dahmer killed a bunch of men (and children technically) from the 70's to the 90's. He's pretty much every way a person can go wrong. But why make this filth again? Is it glorifying another serial killer? Is there some sincerity to their claims of wanting to shine a light on the often forgotten victims in this nightmare? Only Ryan Murphy's bank account knows the answer to that question!

#5 - Creepshow 2

Season 2022 - Episode 16 - Aired 10/13/2022

Jay and Josh are back to discuss Creepshow 2! Watch as they give a middling review to a middling movie that some people inexplicably like even more than the classic first Creepshow. That don't make no sense, Poncho! Everything...literally everything...is several notches below the original in terms of quality. But does it still have merit? Sure, whatever. Who cares? Is it time for death yet?

#6 - The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

Season 2022 - Episode 17 - Aired 11/9/2022

Whoops! We accidentally made an almost hour long video about The Garbage Pail Kids Movie!

#7 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

Season 2022 - Episode 18 - Aired 12/13/2022

The time has finally come for three middle aged men to talk about a children's franchise. On the internet!!! Nobody has ever done this before! Rich and Jay are joined by DC Comics artist Freddie Williams to talk about the 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film! Freddie has drawn Ninja Turtles comics and Rich has read many Ninja Turtles comics, so they're the perfect duo to explain all this nonsense to Jay, who just liked to see the silly rat say "Cowabunga" at the end of the film when he was 10 years old.

#8 - Star Trek: Picard Season 3, Episode 1

Season 2023 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/17/2023

We're back! Two elderly men talk about Star Trek Picard Season 3, episode 1! Now, before you expect clown wigs and blood and screeching - please do note: This is just a review of the very first episode and so far they did a pretty good job! Rich and Mike try to be as fair as possible when they talk about stuff and even Star Trek Picard is included.

#9 - The Nightmare on Elm Street Series (Part 1)

Season 2023 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/1/2023

Let's talk about classic horror film and its dated, silly sequels, b*tch! In part 1 of our Freddy retrospective, Mike and Jay discuss the confusing mythology of the franchise as well as go through Nightmare on Elm Street parts 1 through 4.

#10 - Star Trek: Picard Season 3, Episodes 2, 3, and 4

Season 2023 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/9/2023

Mike and Rich watch the next THREE episodes of Star Trek Picard season 3 and complete what is the best Star Trek The Next Generation feature film ever made! What other mysteries, action, adventure, and great character moments are yet to come? Who knows?!? Rich and Mike spend most of this discussion playing with Star Trek toys, making fun of Alex Kurtzman, and just talking Trek in general. Watch these two old nerds embarrass themselves once again for your amusement.

#11 - Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy

Season 2022 - Episode 12 - Aired 7/14/2022

Jay and Josh discuss the first and final feature film from Canadian comedy troupe The Kids in the Hall...Brain Candy! From the director of the beloved classic film National Lampoon's Senior Trip. Is the movie as bad as its reputation????

#12 - Star Trek: Picard Season 3, Episodes 5, 6, and 7

Season 2023 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/5/2023

Warning: Picard spoilers in the video. Mike and Rich continue their journey into the final frontier of fun, with Star Trek: Picard Season 3 - Episodes 5, 6, and 7! After an exciting and refreshing first 4 episodes, Picard season 3 might be hitting a few bumps in the road as the plot must now begin to take shape (no changling pun intended). Can a Star Trek series actually do something with a vengeful villain, a mystery-box-super-son, and a doomsday weapon/federation ending event? A demented version of Data/Lore/B4 with an elderly synthoid body is found guarding Daystrom Palace in the space. Picard’s mother has still hunged herself but Picard can say burgle to impress for success. Riker gets kidnapped by Honey Bunny after a birdman beats his face in and they've also kidnapped Troi. Geordi loves one daughter more than another because the one daughter likes engineering more. Worf thinks Picard's wine sucks. He's not the only one. Shaw does too.

#13 - Star Trek: Picard Season 3, Episodes 8, 9, and 10

Season 2023 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/24/2023

#14 - Mars Attacks!

Season 2023 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/23/2023

Hacks attack Mars Attacks! The Tim Burton flop that people kinda sorta remember because the aliens are funny.

#15 - Our Least Viewed Episode Ever Part 2

Season 2023 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/31/2023

Mike sits Rich Evans down to discuss a very important topic.

#16 - Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Season 2023 - Episode 9 - Aired 6/27/2023

Okay, Doomer! Mike and Rich embark on an epic adventure without leaving the comfort of their chairs! On the eve of the release of the "final" Indiana Jones film "Dials of Density", Mike and Rich decide to look back at the least loved film of the trilogy, Temple of Doom (Rich was the least loved child of 18 children) Listen to these two morons talk about a movie from 1984! Four decades before all of you were born. They can't possibly be THAT stupid right? Why aren't they posting TikTok prank videos? Or on Insta filming car wrecks and laughing at bum fights? Or making a true crime podcast. Or giving their cash away in piles like The Beast. Why don't they argue about things on Twitter with total strangers? Does Rich Evans wear diapers? YES! What would possess these two to talk about something old and pointless. Well, kids it's because they love moopies. They really love old moopies and make mud pies in their pants.

#17 - Robocop 2

Season 2023 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/21/2023

As you all know, Colin from Canada has returned to the fine city of Milwaukee. After surviving a horrifying plane crash, Colin came right to the RLM studio to talk about Robocop 2 with Mike. Colin and Mike have never done a review before, mainly because Mike is a stupid. BUT this time Colin said, “Mike, let’s talk about a movie that’s on your intelligence level, Robocop 2!” And Mike agreed. They have created a review for the ages with this newest video product from the RLM production teams. Robocop 2 is a film that has often been confused with Truffaut’s “The 400 Blows”. Not compared to but confused with. Maybe it’s the fact that it’s been documented Robocop fires his gun exactly 400 times in the film? Perhaps due to the fact the both films have a rebellious male youth character? It’s quite the little mystery actually, but it has made for a few awkward screenings when people show up to Truffaut’s 1959 French new wave masterpiece dressed in Robocop cosplay.

#18 - Little Shop of Horrors

Season 2023 - Episode 11 - Aired 9/9/2023

Colin from Canada is back to talk with Jay about one of the best musicals of all time, The Little Shoop of Horrbles! Starring Rick Moranis, Ellen Greene, Steve Martin, and the single best puppet ever put in a movie. How many people actually read these descriptions? And how many people are going to leave a comment angry at Colin and Jay for pretending they don't know who Steve Martin is before getting to the later part of the video where they make it clear that they do know who Steve Martin is.

#19 - The Friday the 13th Series (Part 1)

Season 2023 - Episode 12 - Aired 9/28/2023

Booooo spooky season has begun, which means it's time to scare Mike with the most frightening thing of all: a series of movies that are almost indistinguishable from each other so that he can't keep track of what's going on, what happens in which movie, or why he even started watching them in the first place. Booooooo!

#20 - Star Trek: Picard Season 2, Episode 1

Season 2022 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/8/2022

Your favorite Midwestern Morons™ are back! It's Mike and Rich here to complain about their favorite complain to complain about Star Trek: Picomplain! Will they likes it? Was they hate it? Don't it matter? Nobody will remember this show in a year after the bombs fall and we all hunt each other for food and shelter.

#21 - Ice Pirates

Season 2021 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/22/2021

Jay and Rich talk about the forgotten 1984 flop The Ice Pirates for some reason. Or no reason. It's directed by the guy who made Mac and Me. SPACE HERPES!

#22 - Ranking Every John Carpenter Movie (Part 1 of 3)

Season 2021 - Episode 9 - Aired 9/24/2021

#23 - Ranking Every John Carpenter Movie (Part 2 of 3)

Season 2021 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/8/2021

#24 - Ranking Every John Carpenter Movie (Part 3 of 3)

Season 2021 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/14/2021

#25 - Enemy Mine

Season 2021 - Episode 12 - Aired 11/9/2021

Mike and Jay talk about a movie no one remembers for way too long.