The WORST episodes of Remington Steele
Every episode of Remington Steele ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Remington Steele!
Try this for a deep, dark secret. The great detective Remington Steele? He doesn't exist. I invented him. Follow: I always loved excitement, so I studied and apprenticed, and put my name on an office. But absolutely nobody knocked down my door. A female private investigator seemed so . . . feminine. So I invented a superior. A decidedly masculine superior. Suddenly, there were cases around the block. It was working like a charm. Until the day he walked in, with his blue eyes and mysterious past. And before I knew it, he assumed Remington Steele's identity. Now I do the work and he takes the bows. It's a dangerous way to live, but as long as people buy it, I can get the job done. We never mix business with pleasure. Well, almost never. I don't even know his real name.
#1 - Steeled with a Kiss (2)
Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/17/1987
#2 - Steeled with a Kiss (1)
Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/17/1987
Laura and Steele visit the Irish castle he's inherited and decide to hide Tony there until he can prove he isn't a double agent. Daniel Chalmers must turn him over to the KGB as part of a scam he is running to help the daughter of an old friend.
#3 - The Steele That Wouldn't Die (1)
Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/5/1987
While newlyweds Remington and Laura honeymoon in Mexico, they are hounded by their enemy, Norman Keyes, and an archaeologist who sets his sights on Laura.
#4 - The Steele That Wouldn't Die (2)
Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/5/1987
After being arrested for the murder of Norman Keyes, Steele has to sit in jail while Laura and a mysterious stranger try to solve the case. It isn't long before Steele joins them - Mildred organizes a jailbreak.
#5 - Steele Hanging in There (2)
Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/10/1987
#6 - Blood is Thicker Than Steele
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/31/1984
Laura and Steele must protect the rather obnoxious children of a Federal witness.
#7 - Small Town Steele
Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/28/1984
Laura and Steele go to a small town to investigate the disappearance of an author who was doing research on the area and apparently found something he shouldn't have.
#8 - Steele Hanging in There (1)
Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/3/1987
Their phony marriage faces a real test when a woman from Steele's past shows up, pretending to be married to him and the archaeologist from Mexico returns, this time as an immigration officer. In London, Tony blackmails Steele into delivering a dangerous package, while Laura delves into Shannon's past.
#9 - Steele Flying High
Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/14/1983
Steele gets involved with the murder of a naturalist when he serves on a committee to save the bald eagle.
#10 - My Fair Steele
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/6/1983
Laura and Steele aid a dying man to protect the interests of his kidnapped adopted daughter using her secret twin sister.
#11 - Molten Steele
Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/6/1984
Laura and Steele try to learn how and why a woman's name and phone number came to be printed in a steamy sex-magazine.
#12 - Etched in Steele
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/19/1982
Laura and Steele investigate the murder of an author whose steamy novels badly mirror her own married life.
#13 - Steele's Gold
Season 1 - Episode 20 - Aired 3/22/1983
A prospector's journal stolen during a party leads Laura and Steele on a wild gold hunt through the desert.
#14 - Steele in the News
Season 1 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/4/1983
Laura and Steele investigate the increasingly dangerous pranks someone is pulling on the news team of a local television station.
#15 - Elegy in Steele
Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/21/1984
Major Descoine reappears and promises that Laura and Steele will die within an hour.
#16 - Steele Waters Run Deep
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/22/1982
A video game genius disappears just before a merger, with $5 million and the plans for his company's latest video game.
#17 - Lofty Steele
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/2/1984
Laura faces angry neighbors and threats against her life as someone tries to run her out of her loft apartment.
#18 - Your Steele the One for Me
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/26/1982
A lesson in detective work for Steele escalates a jaywalking accident into an encounter with Japanese gangsters.
#19 - Steele on the Air
Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 1/7/1986
A traffic reporter dies while aloft in a helicopter and the two prime suspects are the disc jockeys, who were on the air at the time.
#20 - Steeling the Show
Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/7/1983
Steele comes to the aid of an aging B-movie queen whose daughter is trying to commit her and who someone is apparently trying to kill.
#21 - Signed, Steeled, & Delivered
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/29/1982
Laura and Steele spend the weekend trying to keep a CIA researcher alive and on time for his wedding.
#22 - Steele Eligible
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/10/1984
Steele is named to the five most eligible bachelors in Los Angeles list but it proves a dubious honor. Someone is trying to kill them all off.
#23 - Grappling Steele
Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/29/1985
Laura and Steele are hired to protect a professional wrestler who has been receiving death threats and having mysterious ""accidents.""
#24 - Dancer, Prancer, Donner and Steele
Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/17/1985
The agency Christmas party is interrupted by three gun-wielding Santas who take everyone hostage and threaten to blow up the building.
