The WORST episodes of Portlandia
Every episode of Portlandia ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Portlandia!
Sketch comedy starring Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein, based on the oddball characters and settings of Portland, Oregon.
#1 - Rose Route
Season 8 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/22/2018
The Mayor cuts deals all over town to secure the perfect route for the Portland Marathon; Fred and Carrie decide to run to break their addiction to news alerts; Candace's house guest Dolly quickly becomes her new best friend.
#2 - Going Gray
Season 6 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/28/2016
Fred wakes up with gray hair and sets out on a journey to figure out how old he is; the Mayor reminds Carrie about an arrangement they made.
#3 - Misunderstood Miracles
Season 7 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/9/2017
Sandra teaches a pit bull self-control. Lisa and Bryce sell instant garbage. A couple explains alcohol to their adult son. Fred discovers models.
#4 - Riot Spray
Season 8 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/18/2018
Spyke gets his old band back together; podcasters investigate a police station; Candace brings Toni to her childhood summer home; Brendan and Michelle consider buying a van.
#5 - Shared Workspace
Season 8 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/25/2018
Toni and Candace get involved in healthcare; Peter and Nance deal with a sushi situation; Kathleen becomes the first female partner at her firm; a single guy interrupts a couples' dinner.
#6 - No Thank You
Season 8 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/1/2018
Fred and Carrie help Rachel navigate dating apps; Kathleen and Dave take on an escape room; Doug gives his friends benefit fatigue; Andy and Drew swear off women; Joey tries therapy.
#7 - Open Relationship
Season 8 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/15/2018
Doug and Claire try an open relationship; Shannon gets help parallel parking; a company uses VR for a meeting; the Mayor waits for a helicopter; Fred steps on a snail.
#8 - You Do You
Season 8 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/22/2018
Sandra discovers she can have it all; Jamie's co-workers help her get over a cold; Fred and Carrie prepare for a natural disaster; Kathleen and Dave learn how to take photo booth pictures.
#9 - Most Pro City
Season 8 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/1/2018
The Mayor sets out to prove Portland's diversity; text message drama unfolds during a business meeting; activists on a hunger strike take a cheat day; drivers communicate via hand signals.
#11 - Long Way Back
Season 8 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/15/2018
The Weirdos lose their favorite trash can, which takes an unexpected journey throughout the city; Malcolm and Kris visit their pediatrician; Peter and Nance wonder why they've never been hacked; Fred and Carrie just give up.
#12 - TADA
Season 6 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/25/2016
Kath & Dave feel marginalized after an accident leaves them temporarily disabled. A car service app user dodges surge pricing by calling a cab. Joey gets an internship.
#13 - Noodle Monster
Season 6 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/24/2016
A tsukemen ramen monster is on the loose in Portland. The mayor tries to impress a major brand visiting Portland and enlists Fred and Carrie to help.
#14 - Abracadabra
Season 8 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/8/2018
Nina and Lance tell how they met; Peter and Nance look forward to breakfast; a couple uses distraction cancelling glasses; Malcolm and Kris get involved at a community meeting.
#15 - Weirdo Beach
Season 6 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/11/2016
The Weirdos decide to go to the beach but issues arise when their hearse breaks down; an office worker is annoyed because his co-workers want to use his new charger.
#16 - Aimee
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/4/2011
Fred and Carrie discover that their maid is none other than their favorite singer-songwriter Aimee Mann. They also find that their new gardner is none other than singer songwriter Sara McLaughlin.
#17 - First Feminist City
Season 6 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/10/2016
Portland is declared the most feminist city in the country, and Toni and Candace have to deal with the attention. The town opens a Femi-Mart.
#18 - Farm
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/21/2011
A bohemian couple goes to great lengths to make sure that their restaurant order is ethical and humane.
#19 - A Song for Portland
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/28/2011
Fred and Carrie meet the Mayor of Portland who gives them a special assignment.
#20 - Baseball
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/25/2011
The Mayor turns to Fred and Carrie to help him put together a big league baseball team.
#21 - Amore
Season 7 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/2/2017
Fred gets involved with an arranged marriage; a couple's newly opened movie theater offers an at-home vibe; a school brings in a bully to show students how to toughen up; and a creepy guy leaves a strange reply to social-media posts.
#22 - Portland Secedes
Season 7 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/16/2017
Fred and Carrie have a hand in helping the mayor get Portland to secede from the U.S.; the eco-terrorists are honored with a Best Protest award; Peter believes he may be Banksy; and Kath and Dave put passive-aggressive notes on cars.
#23 - Mayor Is Missing
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/11/2011
When the mayor goes missing, Fred and Carrie begin a frantic search for him.
#24 - Celery Guy
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/13/2014
A celery salesman goes to great lengths to get celery back on the table. 911 dispatchers assure callers that it’s beets. The Order Grill is open for lunch. Carrie declares social bankruptcy. A fed up office worker wants to become a gutterpunk. Guest starring Steve Buscemi, Jeff Goldblum, Silas Weir Mitchell and Kumail Nanjiani.
#25 - Off the Grid
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/25/2013
Following an environmental scandal, The Mayor steps down from office and moves off the grid; a dolphin discovers that plastic bags have been banned in Portland; musicians compete in a Battle of the Gentle Bands.