The WORST episodes of Portlandia
Every episode of Portlandia ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Portlandia!
Sketch comedy starring Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein, based on the oddball characters and settings of Portland, Oregon.
#1 - Noodle Monster
Season 6 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/24/2016
A tsukemen ramen monster is on the loose in Portland. The mayor tries to impress a major brand visiting Portland and enlists Fred and Carrie to help.
#2 - Shared Workspace
Season 8 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/25/2018
Toni and Candace get involved in healthcare; Peter and Nance deal with a sushi situation; Kathleen becomes the first female partner at her firm; a single guy interrupts a couples' dinner.
#3 - Peter Follows P!nk
Season 8 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/8/2018
Peter and Nance interact with celebrities on social media; Fred gives Carrie a rock n' roll remodel; James rides his bike to work; Gil and George say hello to Toni and Candace.
#4 - You Do You
Season 8 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/22/2018
Sandra discovers she can have it all; Jamie's co-workers help her get over a cold; Fred and Carrie prepare for a natural disaster; Kathleen and Dave learn how to take photo booth pictures.
#5 - First Feminist City
Season 6 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/10/2016
Portland is declared the most feminist city in the country, and Toni and Candace have to deal with the attention. The town opens a Femi-Mart.
#6 - TADA
Season 6 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/25/2016
Kath & Dave feel marginalized after an accident leaves them temporarily disabled. A car service app user dodges surge pricing by calling a cab. Joey gets an internship.
#7 - No Thank You
Season 8 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/1/2018
Fred and Carrie help Rachel navigate dating apps; Kathleen and Dave take on an escape room; Doug gives his friends benefit fatigue; Andy and Drew swear off women; Joey tries therapy.
#8 - Open Relationship
Season 8 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/15/2018
Doug and Claire try an open relationship; Shannon gets help parallel parking; a company uses VR for a meeting; the Mayor waits for a helicopter; Fred steps on a snail.
#9 - Misunderstood Miracles
Season 7 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/9/2017
Sandra teaches a pit bull self-control. Lisa and Bryce sell instant garbage. A couple explains alcohol to their adult son. Fred discovers models.
#10 - Abracadabra
Season 8 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/8/2018
Nina and Lance tell how they met; Peter and Nance look forward to breakfast; a couple uses distraction cancelling glasses; Malcolm and Kris get involved at a community meeting.
#11 - Aimee
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/4/2011
Fred and Carrie discover that their maid is none other than their favorite singer-songwriter Aimee Mann. They also find that their new gardner is none other than singer songwriter Sara McLaughlin.
#12 - Riot Spray
Season 8 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/18/2018
Spyke gets his old band back together; podcasters investigate a police station; Candace brings Toni to her childhood summer home; Brendan and Michelle consider buying a van.
#13 - Long Way Back
Season 8 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/15/2018
The Weirdos lose their favorite trash can, which takes an unexpected journey throughout the city; Malcolm and Kris visit their pediatrician; Peter and Nance wonder why they've never been hacked; Fred and Carrie just give up.
#14 - Rose Route
Season 8 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/22/2018
The Mayor cuts deals all over town to secure the perfect route for the Portland Marathon; Fred and Carrie decide to run to break their addiction to news alerts; Candace's house guest Dolly quickly becomes her new best friend.
#15 - Lance Is Smart
Season 6 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/17/2016
Lance gets glasses and joins an intellectual crowd. Nina hires a tutor to help her win over Lance's new friends.
#16 - Weirdo Beach
Season 6 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/11/2016
The Weirdos decide to go to the beach but issues arise when their hearse breaks down; an office worker is annoyed because his co-workers want to use his new charger.
#17 - Most Pro City
Season 8 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/1/2018
The Mayor sets out to prove Portland's diversity; text message drama unfolds during a business meeting; activists on a hunger strike take a cheat day; drivers communicate via hand signals.
#18 - Friend Replacement
Season 7 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/9/2017
Carrie's in the market for a new friend; Jill tries a radical diet to deal with her office anxieties; Drew and Andy host a movie festival; a scientist comes up with a cure for modern life; Ghavin opens an elaborate box set.
#19 - Portland Secedes
Season 7 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/16/2017
Fred and Carrie have a hand in helping the mayor get Portland to secede from the U.S.; the eco-terrorists are honored with a Best Protest award; Peter believes he may be Banksy; and Kath and Dave put passive-aggressive notes on cars.
#20 - Baseball
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/25/2011
The Mayor turns to Fred and Carrie to help him put together a big league baseball team.
#21 - Farm
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/21/2011
A bohemian couple goes to great lengths to make sure that their restaurant order is ethical and humane.
#22 - Passenger Rating
Season 7 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/2/2017
Carrie tries to improve her passenger rating; an actor teaches a boss how to fire employees; the National Small Talk Convention takes place.
#23 - Amore
Season 7 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/2/2017
Fred gets involved with an arranged marriage; a couple's newly opened movie theater offers an at-home vibe; a school brings in a bully to show students how to toughen up; and a creepy guy leaves a strange reply to social-media posts.
#24 - The Fiancée
Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/15/2015
When his mother and her new boyfriend visit, Lance begins to feel pressure concerning his and Nina's relationship.
#25 - A Song for Portland
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/28/2011
Fred and Carrie meet the Mayor of Portland who gives them a special assignment.