The BEST episodes of Portlandia season 7

Every episode of Portlandia season 7, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Portlandia season 7!

Sketch comedy starring Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein, based on the oddball characters and settings of Portland, Oregon.

Last Updated: 8/31/2024Network: IFCStatus: Ended

7.73

245 votes

#1 - Carrie Dates a Hunk

Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/12/2017

Fred doesn't dig Carrie's hunky new beau. A new couple goes to therapy. Drew and Andy question, "What about men?". Melanie and Lars make the important choice to buy a rug.

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7.58

325 votes

#2 - The Storytellers

Season 7 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/5/2017

Fred and Carrie consult with a storytelling expert. Nigel and Amy pitch an album release. A traveler checks into an unconventional hotel. A pediatrician invents a children's toy. The Weirdos discover the joys of Bed, Bath and Beyond.

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7.53

219 votes

#3 - Ants

Season 7 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/23/2017

Nina and Lance deal with an ant infestation. The mayor attempts to break a world record. "Time Tailors" evaluate a man's schedule. The eco-terrorists brainstorm how to make an impressive event entrance.

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7.53

229 votes

#4 - Fred's Cell Phone Company

Season 7 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/19/2017

Fred's new business may be more trouble than it's worth. Kate and Sam learn the perils of long distance love. Drew and Andy plan a funeral. Nina gives Lance a massage chair that changes everything.

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7.51

254 votes

#5 - Separation Anxiety

Season 7 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/26/2017

Toni and Candace retire but there is still some unfinished business between them. Drew and Andy re-imagine gingerbread cookies. Peter and Nance try a new protein diet. The rats consider the charms of squirrels.

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7.47

225 votes

#6 - Amore

Season 7 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/2/2017

Fred gets involved with an arranged marriage; a couple's newly opened movie theater offers an at-home vibe; a school brings in a bully to show students how to toughen up; and a creepy guy leaves a strange reply to social-media posts.

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7.45

190 votes

#7 - Passenger Rating

Season 7 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/2/2017

Carrie tries to improve her passenger rating; an actor teaches a boss how to fire employees; the National Small Talk Convention takes place.

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7.40

219 votes

#8 - Portland Secedes

Season 7 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/16/2017

Fred and Carrie have a hand in helping the mayor get Portland to secede from the U.S.; the eco-terrorists are honored with a Best Protest award; Peter believes he may be Banksy; and Kath and Dave put passive-aggressive notes on cars.

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7.34

205 votes

#9 - Friend Replacement

Season 7 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/9/2017

Carrie's in the market for a new friend; Jill tries a radical diet to deal with her office anxieties; Drew and Andy host a movie festival; a scientist comes up with a cure for modern life; Ghavin opens an elaborate box set.

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7.14

140 votes

#10 - Misunderstood Miracles

Season 7 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/9/2017

Sandra teaches a pit bull self-control. Lisa and Bryce sell instant garbage. A couple explains alcohol to their adult son. Fred discovers models.

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