The WORST episodes of PhoneShop
Every episode of PhoneShop ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of PhoneShop!
Sutton High Street. Around here, the rules are simple: shift units, make money, smash targets - and nobody knows that better than the staff of PhoneShop. But after losing his biggest sales weapon, Little Gary Patel, to Her Majesty’s pleasure, Store Manager Lance is worried. New recruit and Lance’s last hope Christopher is on the notorious one-day trial. Will he make his first sale by 6pm and secure the job, or will he be yet another victim on the vicious 'retail battlefield'? Hopefully his commercial comrades, Ashley, Jerwayne and Janine, can help him out.
#1 - Doctor Who
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/7/2010
Manager Lance's secret weapon, new recruit and graduate Christopher, looks like he's more likely to be a damp squib, so it's up to 'Sales Professionals' Ashley, Jerwayne and Janine to teach him some tricks of the trade, ensure that all threats are neutralised, all enemies defeated, and that every mug punter within five square miles gets locked down to the worst, most expensive mobile phone contract known to mankind.
#2 - Hair Today
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/22/2013
As a new shop opens on the high street, Jerwayne and Ashley believe they're witnessing the green shoots of recovery in their love lives. Meanwhile, Janine is making Lance look fabulous, and Christopher is... Hang on, where is Christopher?
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#3 - Nick Nack Paddywhack
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/1/2013
Ashley's in the doghouse with Jerwayne after causing a girl-drought of epic proportions. Can Jerwayne manage to hook the interest of the Zara girls once again, or has Ashley wrecked their chances on the high street for good?
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#8 - Revenge of the Razz
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/15/2011
Feeling sidelined and unloved, Christopher is offered a new sales job by headhunter Dean Bisk, while Ashley and Jerwayne find themselves drafted into Razz Prince's Elite Selling Krew. Is this the end for PhoneShop Sutton as we know it?
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#9 - Whatheather
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/1/2011
When Christopher comes into some money, cash-strapped Lance can't believe his good luck - things must be on the up. They're not, and Lance is forced into aiding and abetting Jez's latest charity scam. Meanwhile, Ashley and Jerwayne attempt to use their sales techniques as tools of seduction.
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#13 - The First Temptation of Chris
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/21/2010
The arrival of area manager and general wasteman, Razz Prince, at the store sets everyone on edge. And as if that isn't enough, someone has called Lance boring. The Store Manager attempts to prove to the staff that he's one of the most fun people on the high street. PhoneShop Sutton is also blessed with a visit from the High Street's biggest joker who gets the crew hyped up for a big night out.
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#15 - Never on a Tuesday
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/14/2010
New Man has got himself a date with a Sutton High Street girly – Jerwayne and Ashley have got some science to drop on Christopher before he can represent PhoneShop in the linking game. Jerwayne has girl issues of his own, namely with owl girl. And Lance has his own flirtation irritation on an electronic tip. Meanwhile, Janine is determined and focussed on the business: time to present her 40 weeks worth of work dossier.
#16 - Baking Bad
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/25/2013
Things are looking up for Lance; he's found something very naughty in the shed and, after years of waiting, he's been admitted to the private members' club of his dreams. Now all he needs to do is make it to the end of the day without anything going wrong...
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#17 - Lance Got Game
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/10/2011
It's Austerity Britain 2011 and times are hard and getting harder. With star salesman Little Gary Patel still detained at Her Majesty's pleasure, the ever-resourceful sales staff of PhoneShop Sutton are feeling the pinch and something has to be done. As Ashley and Jerwayne attempt to make some extra money on the side, Shelley goes on the warpath, and Janine finds herself socialising with the cream of Croydon society.
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#18 - Bear Bad Man
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/28/2010
Super sales Wednesday? Pffft, whatever. No matter how you dress it up a family fun day is an effing family fun day, facepaints and all - and it's not the kind of day that they kings of Sutton High Street enjoy. As New Man, Christopher has to Bear-suit up and go street fighting while Jerwayne, Janine and Ashley hold things down on the shop floor. All manner of other dramas start to show the team that they are losing respect on the High Street. There is even talk of getting a security guard. This cannot happen.
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