The BEST episodes of Nobody Wants This
Every episode of Nobody Wants This ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Nobody Wants This!
An agnostic sex podcaster and a newly single rabbi fall in love, but can their relationship survive their wildly different lives and meddling families?
#1 - Anything Can Happen
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/23/2025
Still reeling from Noah's request for a "night off" from her, Joanne tries to keep it together as her parents meet his for the first time.
#2 - The Plunge
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/22/2026
Emotions run high and shocking secrets are spilled as Joanne and Noah's families gather for a beachy conversion ceremony.
#3 - Last Christmas
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/22/2026
As Joanne is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, Noah vows to make her final pre-conversion holiday the jolliest yet.
#4 - One in a Million
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/22/2026
The fallout from their trip leaves Sasha and Morgan more confused than ever. Noah struggles to set boundaries with an overbearing Bina.
#5 - Watch What Happens
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/22/2026
A talk show brings Morgan and Sasha to New York, where a magical night out threatens to complicate their friendship. Noah and Joanne unplug for Shabbat.
#6 - Heatwave
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/22/2026
With temperatures soaring, Joanne and Noah's house becomes an unexpected hot spot — and saying "no" to friends and relatives is making them sweat.
#7 - The Love Card
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/22/2026
A newly friendly Bina extends a dinner invite to Joanne, but there's an ulterior motive at play. Sasha and Esther jump into the dating pool.
#8 - Brian's Wedding
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/22/2026
En route to wine country, Joanne and Noah meet a messy podcast superfan who reminds Joanne of her younger self — and threatens to derail their weekend.
#9 - Housewarming
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/22/2026
Joanne and Noah plan the perfect Jewish housewarming, but Joanne's efforts to impress a callous ex-boyfriend invite awkwardness to the party.
#10 - Daddy's Home
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/22/2026
As Noah makes another go at his dream job, Joanne goes to extremes — and Judaism class — to shift the narrative about the couple's relationship.
#11 - It's Perfect
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/22/2026
Joanne and Noah celebrate moving in together — and discover each other's annoying household habits.
#12 - When Noah Met Joanne
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/23/2025
The complexities of love get all too real at a lavish celebration, as Joanne and Noah question what's worth holding onto — and what's slipping away.
#13 - Crossroads
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/23/2025
An afternoon couples' hang goes off the rails when a provocative party game reveals everyone's most uncomfortable truths.
#14 - A Better Rabbi
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/23/2025
Noah guides a surprisingly experienced new student. Joanne faces mounting pressure. Morgan recruits Sasha to dig up some digital dirt.
#15 - When You Know, You Know
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/23/2025
A blunder on an important shopping trip sets off fireworks on the podcast. Noah's modern new workplace delivers some old-fashioned culture shock.
#16 - Pilot
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/26/2024
Fresh off another unsuccessful date, Joanne sashays into a friend's party and meets Noah, an adorable rabbi who recently broke up with his girlfriend.
#17 - Abby Loves Smoothies
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/23/2025
Intending to support Noah at a baby-naming ceremony, Joanne can't resist teaming up with Morgan for some payback against a former rival.
#18 - Valentine's Day
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/23/2025
When Noah cooks up a swoon-worthy Valentine's plan, Joanne worries about his true intentions — and the price of setting aside her own traditions.
#19 - The Unethical Therapist
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/23/2025
An unlikely guest stirs things up on the podcast. Morgan's polarizing plus-one raises eyebrows at a party. Bina gets pushy with Sasha and Esther.
#20 - Leave It at the Tree
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/23/2025
When Joanne nudges Noah to express his feelings, he surprises even himself. Morgan's request for constructive feedback quickly devolves into blowback.
#21 - Dinner Party
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/23/2025
Riding high on romance, Joanne and Noah merge their friend groups at a dinner party. But an offhand comment reveals they're not quite on the same page.
#22 - Bat Mitzvah Crashers
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/26/2024
Miriam's Big Apple-themed bat mitzvah sets the scene for even greater life changes when Noah and Joanne confront questions about their future.
#23 - My Girl Bina
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 9/26/2024
Power games and a custom-made charcuterie board complicate Joanne's official introduction to Noah's parents. Morgan asks Sasha for a favor.
#24 - Rebecca's Box
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/26/2024
Joanne's discovery of a small box in Noah's bedroom turns into something much bigger as she fights the urge to snoop, and he receives big news at work.
#25 - WAGS
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/26/2024
Meeting Joanne's friends? Easy enough for Noah. But winning over his pals means making nice with their wives and girlfriends, who are close to his ex.