The BEST episodes of Naked News season 2017

#1 - 2017-07-25

Season 2017 - Episode 176 - Aired 7/25/2017

Welcome to Naked News, the program with nothing to hide! Kat only has a few days left on the program, so we're continuing our walk down Memory Lane with her today. Watch for an AVATAR inspired feature a little later. For now, let's jump right into the headlines with Laura and her word of the day is "conspiracy!" That's right Maddy. And to sexy it up even a further... GERMAN Conspiracy! Oooh. Like something out of a Bond film!

#2 - 2017-05-30

Season 2017 - Episode 128 - Aired 5/30/2017

Welcome to the program with nothing to hide, I'm Eila Adams and with me today is the guest anchor EVERYONE wanted back: Tia! We're going to spend a few minutes getting to know you better in the wrap up, but here's a quick question for you. What do you think of Nicki Minaj? Well, Shannon's next with Entertainment and she's got Nicki's latest headline-grabbing stunts for us!

#3 - 2017-05-26

Season 2017 - Episode 125 - Aired 5/26/2017

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Naked News! I'm Eila Adams, this is Madison Banes, and we're not going to beat around the bush! It's time to preview the movie we've all been waiting nearly TWO DECADES for and that's FINALLY here! In charades, it's known as... That's right, it's Baywatch time, and Alana's got it right now in Naked at the Movies!

#4 - Naked News Magazine 2017-05-28

Season 2017 - Episode 126 - Aired 5/28/2017

Welcome to Naked News magazine! I'm Eila Adams, And I'm Madison Banes, we're kicking things off in the great city of DENVER, Colorado today. That's where Carli is at the huge Exxxotica trade show. This time out she's introducing us to some of the SEXIEST ladies at the convention! I'm Marina Valmont, WELCOME to the Naked News Video Blog! BASE jumpers get twice the thrills. Not only do you get to free fall and hope your parachute opens, but you also have to sneak into places to jump and avoid the cops! These guys managed to do just that at NRG Stadium in Texas!

#5 - 2017-06-02

Season 2017 - Episode 131 - Aired 6/2/2017

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Marina, and standing next to me is the beautiful Tia! Welcome back to the program, how has your week been going so far? Well i know for a FACT that our audience has really been enjoying you. Okay, let's get right into the action Tia! How do you feel about dating? Do you find it tough to meet the right kind of people? Well, no matter how you slice it, dating can be TOUGH and nowhere is that more evident then in New York City. So we sent Eila Adams, naked in the streets of Central Park, to talk to New Yorkers ABOUT dating.

#6 - 2017-06-07

Season 2017 - Episode 135 - Aired 6/7/2017

Greetings, my lovelies, and welcome once again to Naked News, I'm Madison Banes. I've been instructed by Kat Curtis not to keep her waiting, because our first story has Marvel content, and as you can see, she's bursting to share it! I just don't want to anger my god Madison... by which I mean Thor! I know it's always been a THOR subject for you, but I wish you'd call him Chris Hemsworth!

#7 - Naked News Magazine 2017-06-11

Season 2017 - Episode 138 - Aired 6/11/2017

Welcome to Naked News magazine, I'm Shannon... And I'm Madison, and we're starting things off today with one of CHEESIEST productions you'll ever see. It's called Bikini Shark Versus Zombie Girls. And the person behind it is none other than our sexpert, and past guest anchor from Los Angeles, Erika Jordan. Here she is with a little behind the scenes preview. I'm Marina Valmont. And I'm Katherine Curtis. And this is the Naked News Video Blog!

#8 - 2017-06-12

Season 2017 - Episode 139 - Aired 6/12/2017

Hello, everyone, this is Naked News, and I'm Alana Blaire. I've got to say, working here often feels like winning the lottery... but what would feel even more like winning the lottery is ACTUALLY winning the lottery! Here to tell us about some lucky stiff is Shannon Blake with a Naked News Bulletin! If you're feeling a tingling sensation in your PowerBalls, that's 'cause someone just won nearly 450 MILLION dollars! The winning ticket was sold at Marietta Liquor and Deli in Menifee, California, and they're picking up a cool million for their troubles! This is the tenth largest lottery prize in American history, and if it seems the jackpots keep rising, you're not wrong. Powerball has increased the numbers you pick from, so your odds are longer, but the rewards are bigger!

#9 - 2017-09-01

Season 2017 - Episode 209 - Aired 9/1/2017

Welcome everyone to Naked News! I'm Eila Adams! And I'm Madison Banes, and we're coming to you today from beautiful Lake Ontario. Let's get right to it Eila! Tell me, did you watch the big solar eclipse? Well guest anchor Krysta went Naked in the Streets DURING the solar eclipse, to see what people were doing. Here it is. The Public Hotel in New York City has been a huge hit since it opened in June, thanks to its affordable nightly rates. Guests love it but the neighbors HATE it. Mainly because every time they look up at the hotel, someone's having sex in the windows! Locals have filed numerous complaints about couples getting frisky during all hours of the day! Now that's what I call, a room with a view!

#10 - 2017-09-11

Season 2017 - Episode 217 - Aired 9/11/2017

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Alana Blaire. I hope you had a wonderful weekend, because Hurricane Irma certainly made it a rough one for millions. Laura joins us now to tell us about some of the damage it left in its wake.

#11 - Naked News Magazine 2017-09-03

Season 2017 - Episode 210 - Aired 9/3/2017

Hello and welcome to Naked News Magazine! I'm Eila Adams! And I'm Madison Banes! Coming up we've got part TWO of our Black Tape Project Versus! It was team Madison and Eila against Kat & Marina and hands down we had the best outfit! We let the public decide the winner which you'll see in a few minutes. But before we get there, it's time for a little ganja.

#12 - 2017-09-04

Season 2017 - Episode 211 - Aired 9/4/2017

Welcome to Naked News everyone, I'm Eila Adams! It's Labour Day, and like you were off enjoying the last long weekend of the summer! Naturally we haven't forgotten about our faithful viewers! We've picked out a classic episode from August 2014 for you to enjoy today. It's hosted by Whitney St. John at a nude beach with appearances by Isabella Rossini, poolside with the news, and Dr. Jess talking about sex myths! Take care and we'll see you on Tuesday with more Naked News!

#13 - 2017-09-05

Season 2017 - Episode 212 - Aired 9/5/2017

I'm Whitney St. John. Thanks for joining us here at Naked News. I hope you had the most wonderful of weekends, because thanks to Mother Nature, it could end up being a long week! Laura's in the newsroom to explain.

#14 - 2017-09-06

Season 2017 - Episode 213 - Aired 9/6/2017

#15 - 2017-09-07

Season 2017 - Episode 214 - Aired 9/7/2017

Greetings, everyone. I'm Marina Valmont, and this is Naked News! We open today with a story that is a HOT topic here in more ways than one, and Laura's here with all the dirty details! Marina, we're obviously all for topless pics around these parts, but as a French court just ruled, there's a wrong way to get them!

#16 - 2017-09-08

Season 2017 - Episode 215 - Aired 9/8/2017

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Alana Blaire. The word on everyone's minds this week has been 'Hurricane', and as Laura is here to tell us, that's not going to change anytime soon! Alana, we're still dealing with the fallout from Hurricane Harvey AND preparing for Hurricane Irma, but believe it or not, they've got company! They said it was going to be a busy hurricane season and I guess they weren't lying! So how many hurricanes can there be at once?

#17 - Naked News Magazine 2017-09-10

Season 2017 - Episode 216 - Aired 9/10/2017

Well, well look who's joined us today! Thanks for tuning in, we have a rocking show lined up that I KNOW you're gonna love! I'm Laura Desiree. And I'm Marina Valmon! Marina, in light of Hurricane Irma and Harvey, my mind is focused on how everyone can best prepare themselves for storms of this magnitude. What would be your Hurricane survival essentials? Well, right after Hurricane Harvey devastated parts of Texas, we sent our Miami correspondent, Kylie Morgan to South Beach to ask people how THEY prepare for a hurricane.

#18 - 2017-08-22

Season 2017 - Episode 200 - Aired 8/22/2017

Greetings, my pretties. I'm Whitney St. John, now that the sun and moon seem to have worked out their differences, it's time to return to matters more terrestrial. Laura's got some of those right now in a Naked News Bulletins! Hate crimes may be experiencing a resurgence In Real Life, but they could soon be losing their safe space online, in the UK at least. British authorities has issued a statement saying prosecutors going forward will be treating online hate crimes just as seriously as those committed face-to-face! With the growth of hate speech on social media and the potential for it to affect large numbers of people, it's refreshing to see a government taking it this seriously.

#19 - 2017-08-31

Season 2017 - Episode 208 - Aired 8/31/2017

Welcome to the one and ONLY, program with nothing to hide, I'm Laura Desiree and we're starting off in the newsroom with the latest from Texas, where the full scope of the Hurricane Harvey disaster is coming into view. Alana's here with some details. The picture obviously isn't pretty, Laura. The effect it's had on people and the economy is staggering. Even if you're not in Texas you'll be feeling the effect at the pump. Gas prices ALWAYS go up around Labor Day weekend, but I'm assuming even MORE so this year.

#20 - 2017-08-30

Season 2017 - Episode 207 - Aired 8/30/2017

I'm Whitney St. John. We've got a lot to get to today, and the one that on everyone's radar right now is what's going on in Texas. So let's start things off with Alana Blaire, who's got the latest on Hurricane Harvey! Whitney, with natural disasters, it's often hard to know whether to focus on the awesome power of nature or the human impact, and of course, there's a lot of both! Especially knowing that people there will be dealing with the aftermath long after it's news!

#21 - 2017-08-29

Season 2017 - Episode 206 - Aired 8/29/2017

I'm Eila Adams. Welcome to Naked News! Sometimes, a bad situation brings out the best in people, and natural disasters are no exception! Let's start things off today with Whitney St. John, who's got the story of a little celebrity helping out in a big way! Celebrities love a cause, and no cause is more pressing than Hurricane Harvey relief efforts! Many stars have tweeted their support, but funny man Kevin Hart took things one step further: he's trying to make donating a viral challenge! He goes on to call out a whack of celebrity friends, including Chris Rock, Beyonce, Jerry Seinfeld, Justin Timberlake, and The Rock! Beyond that, Hart's American Red Cross donation website reached the 200 thousand dollar mark in just 15 hours, with donations from over 16 hundred people! Proving it's always good to have Hart!

#22 - 2017-08-28

Season 2017 - Episode 205 - Aired 8/28/2017

Welcome to a brand new week here at Naked News, I'm Alana Blaire. First up today, the headlines, and the unbelievable situation that is currently unfolding in Houston, Texas. Marina Valmont joins us now with the latest. The pictures I'm seeing of the flooding Marina are just insane! It's hard to believe this is happening in the US's 4th largest city. Officials are calling it an unprecedented disaster. And with more rain in the forecast it'll likely get worse before it starts getting any better.

#23 - Naked News Magazine 2017-08-27

Season 2017 - Episode 204 - Aired 8/27/2017

#24 - 2017-08-25

Season 2017 - Episode 203 - Aired 8/25/2017

#25 - 2017-08-24

Season 2017 - Episode 202 - Aired 8/24/2017

Welcome one and all to Naked News! We've got a great program for you today, and it all starts in the Naked Newsroom with Laura Desiree and 1 lucky winner in that massive Powerball jackpot. One lucky winner indeed Eila. At 758.7 million dollars, Wednesday night's Powerball draw was the second largest in North American history! And lottery officials have confirmed that a single winning ticket was sold at a Pride Gas Station & Store location in Chicopee, Massachusetts. The name of the winner - or winners - is still a mystery. But they'll have to choose between taking the full amount paid out over 29 years, or a lump sum up front of about 440 million. Now that's a problem I'd love to have!