The BEST episodes of Naked News season 2017

#1 - 2017-01-10

Season 2017 - Episode 8 - Aired 1/10/2017

I'm Madison Banes, welcoming you to the program with nothing to hide! We've got lots going on today including shining a spotlight on Hollywood! For that let's say hello to Addilyn, who's standing by with Entertainment!

#2 - 2017-01-02

Season 2017 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/2/2017

Hello, and welcome to another special holiday edition of Naked News! We return to regular programming in our next episode, but we couldn't say 'goodbye' to our Best Ofs without getting to Kat Curtis. Kat first came to us in 2007 and quickly lived up to her Overlady title! The hair may have changed over the years, but we knew what we were getting into from her very first audition! It's no STRETCH to say that at 6 feet tall, there's a whole lot of KC to love! And that's why it was so great to have her do a 1 On 1 photo shoot! Always nice to see the glamorous side of this tall glass of nerd! As glamorous as that was, and as beautiful as she is, everyone knows Kat is a first and foremost a hard core geek! We always love to see her let her freak flag fly in the ever popular Naked Nerd segment that she CREATED! Let's take a look at the very first episode from way back in April of 2008! Having Kat as the Naked News nerd-in-residence has been great for viewers, but it's also been pretty great for her! She's gotten to live out several of her dreams, including a trip to New York ComiCon and an interview with Kevin Smith! Although considering how nervous he was, maybe being interviewed by Kat was one of his dreams too! See Kat at her finest in this Naked Goes Pop and Schmooze! Katherine Curtis talks to filmmaker, actor, and comic book writer Kevin Smith. Well, it's been a great look back at some of what Kat has accomplished here. But as someone who was ALSO the subject of a Best Of, I just want to point out that I think the Best of Kat Curtis is yet to come! Happy New Year everyone and we'll see you back here tomorrow for a brand NEW edition, of Naked News! Some extra silliness with Angie Heyward, and some bloopers with Robert J Sawyer

#3 - 2017-01-06

Season 2017 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/6/2017

Welcome everyone, I'm Kat Curtis, and beside me today is our gorgeous guest anchor Sadie. Hi everyone. You've been with us for a few weeks now Sadie, what's the most interesting thing about being a Naked News anchor for you so far? Okay, first up today, Hollywood XPosed and the gorgeous Kate Beckinsale. Here's Addilyn to tell you more. Thanks you two, now with the help of our friends at Mr. Skin, let's see some naked celebrities! In theaters now, Kate Beckinsale returns as the vampire Selene in Underworld: Blood Wars, but we're more interested in the Under CLOTHES World she revealed in 1994's Uncovered! Kate stars as Julia, a woman restoring an old painting, but there's nothing SKETCHY about being most DRAWN to her! After all, in our favorite scene, she's the one who's uncovered, showing why we'll always be at Beckinsale's beck and call! Also in theaters, Taraji P. Henson stars as a NASA mathematician in Hidden Figures, but it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know she wasn't HIDING her FIGURE in 2001's Baby Boy! The John Singleton movie may have starred male model Tyrese, but in our favorite scene, it's clear Taraji's the one with the most striking poses! A wonderful reminder that before we ever knew Taraji as Cookie, we still knew her as sweet! Out on Blu-Ray this week is the 20th Anniversary edition of Jerry Maguire, and it had us screaming “Show me the HONEY!” for Kelly Preston! I mean, I guess we're happy to see Tom Cruise end up with Renee Zellweger, but if he had her at “Hello”, Kelly had us at... And while she may not get to hear “You complete me”, thanks to Kelly's banging performance, we can totally complete ourselves! And on TV, the Showtime series The Affair sees Irene Jacob make Dominic West an offer he CAN refuse... but he really shouldn't have! She joined the show in its third season playing Juliette Le Gall, and in Episode 6, her Romeo has “le gall” to turn down her request to be tied up! Luckily, I'm sure her ba

#4 - 2017-01-04

Season 2017 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/4/2017

I'm Kat Curtis and you've reached the program with nothing to hide! We're starting things off today with our Naked Sports report. The NFL regular season has flown by, and it's time for some playoff action! Natasha Olenski's here to bring us the latest.

#5 - Naked News Magazine 2017-01-08

Season 2017 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/8/2017

Welcome to Naked News magazine, I'm Sadie. And I'm Katherine. We've got a great show for you today including Carli's sit down with comedian K. Trevor Wilson in the Schmooze.

#6 - Naked News Magazine 2017-09-10

Season 2017 - Episode 216 - Aired 9/10/2017

Well, well look who's joined us today! Thanks for tuning in, we have a rocking show lined up that I KNOW you're gonna love! I'm Laura Desiree. And I'm Marina Valmon! Marina, in light of Hurricane Irma and Harvey, my mind is focused on how everyone can best prepare themselves for storms of this magnitude. What would be your Hurricane survival essentials? Well, right after Hurricane Harvey devastated parts of Texas, we sent our Miami correspondent, Kylie Morgan to South Beach to ask people how THEY prepare for a hurricane.

#7 - Naked News Magazine 2017-08-20

Season 2017 - Episode 198 - Aired 8/20/2017

Welcome to another exciting edition of Naked News Magazine! I'm Whitney St. John and next to me is resident Amazon herself, Laura Desiree! Tell me Whit, Who's on first? Slow down! We're still doing the intro! I just want to see if you know Who's on First? Of course we know who's on first, we have a teleprompter, duh!

#8 - 2017-09-08

Season 2017 - Episode 215 - Aired 9/8/2017

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Alana Blaire. The word on everyone's minds this week has been 'Hurricane', and as Laura is here to tell us, that's not going to change anytime soon! Alana, we're still dealing with the fallout from Hurricane Harvey AND preparing for Hurricane Irma, but believe it or not, they've got company! They said it was going to be a busy hurricane season and I guess they weren't lying! So how many hurricanes can there be at once?

#9 - 2017-09-07

Season 2017 - Episode 214 - Aired 9/7/2017

Greetings, everyone. I'm Marina Valmont, and this is Naked News! We open today with a story that is a HOT topic here in more ways than one, and Laura's here with all the dirty details! Marina, we're obviously all for topless pics around these parts, but as a French court just ruled, there's a wrong way to get them!

#10 - 2017-09-06

Season 2017 - Episode 213 - Aired 9/6/2017

#11 - 2017-09-05

Season 2017 - Episode 212 - Aired 9/5/2017

I'm Whitney St. John. Thanks for joining us here at Naked News. I hope you had the most wonderful of weekends, because thanks to Mother Nature, it could end up being a long week! Laura's in the newsroom to explain.

#12 - 2017-09-04

Season 2017 - Episode 211 - Aired 9/4/2017

Welcome to Naked News everyone, I'm Eila Adams! It's Labour Day, and like you were off enjoying the last long weekend of the summer! Naturally we haven't forgotten about our faithful viewers! We've picked out a classic episode from August 2014 for you to enjoy today. It's hosted by Whitney St. John at a nude beach with appearances by Isabella Rossini, poolside with the news, and Dr. Jess talking about sex myths! Take care and we'll see you on Tuesday with more Naked News!

#13 - Naked News Magazine 2017-09-03

Season 2017 - Episode 210 - Aired 9/3/2017

Hello and welcome to Naked News Magazine! I'm Eila Adams! And I'm Madison Banes! Coming up we've got part TWO of our Black Tape Project Versus! It was team Madison and Eila against Kat & Marina and hands down we had the best outfit! We let the public decide the winner which you'll see in a few minutes. But before we get there, it's time for a little ganja.

#14 - 2017-09-01

Season 2017 - Episode 209 - Aired 9/1/2017

Welcome everyone to Naked News! I'm Eila Adams! And I'm Madison Banes, and we're coming to you today from beautiful Lake Ontario. Let's get right to it Eila! Tell me, did you watch the big solar eclipse? Well guest anchor Krysta went Naked in the Streets DURING the solar eclipse, to see what people were doing. Here it is. The Public Hotel in New York City has been a huge hit since it opened in June, thanks to its affordable nightly rates. Guests love it but the neighbors HATE it. Mainly because every time they look up at the hotel, someone's having sex in the windows! Locals have filed numerous complaints about couples getting frisky during all hours of the day! Now that's what I call, a room with a view!

#15 - 2017-08-31

Season 2017 - Episode 208 - Aired 8/31/2017

Welcome to the one and ONLY, program with nothing to hide, I'm Laura Desiree and we're starting off in the newsroom with the latest from Texas, where the full scope of the Hurricane Harvey disaster is coming into view. Alana's here with some details. The picture obviously isn't pretty, Laura. The effect it's had on people and the economy is staggering. Even if you're not in Texas you'll be feeling the effect at the pump. Gas prices ALWAYS go up around Labor Day weekend, but I'm assuming even MORE so this year.

#16 - 2017-08-30

Season 2017 - Episode 207 - Aired 8/30/2017

I'm Whitney St. John. We've got a lot to get to today, and the one that on everyone's radar right now is what's going on in Texas. So let's start things off with Alana Blaire, who's got the latest on Hurricane Harvey! Whitney, with natural disasters, it's often hard to know whether to focus on the awesome power of nature or the human impact, and of course, there's a lot of both! Especially knowing that people there will be dealing with the aftermath long after it's news!

#17 - 2017-08-29

Season 2017 - Episode 206 - Aired 8/29/2017

I'm Eila Adams. Welcome to Naked News! Sometimes, a bad situation brings out the best in people, and natural disasters are no exception! Let's start things off today with Whitney St. John, who's got the story of a little celebrity helping out in a big way! Celebrities love a cause, and no cause is more pressing than Hurricane Harvey relief efforts! Many stars have tweeted their support, but funny man Kevin Hart took things one step further: he's trying to make donating a viral challenge! He goes on to call out a whack of celebrity friends, including Chris Rock, Beyonce, Jerry Seinfeld, Justin Timberlake, and The Rock! Beyond that, Hart's American Red Cross donation website reached the 200 thousand dollar mark in just 15 hours, with donations from over 16 hundred people! Proving it's always good to have Hart!

#18 - 2017-08-28

Season 2017 - Episode 205 - Aired 8/28/2017

Welcome to a brand new week here at Naked News, I'm Alana Blaire. First up today, the headlines, and the unbelievable situation that is currently unfolding in Houston, Texas. Marina Valmont joins us now with the latest. The pictures I'm seeing of the flooding Marina are just insane! It's hard to believe this is happening in the US's 4th largest city. Officials are calling it an unprecedented disaster. And with more rain in the forecast it'll likely get worse before it starts getting any better.

#19 - Naked News Magazine 2017-08-27

Season 2017 - Episode 204 - Aired 8/27/2017

#20 - 2017-08-25

Season 2017 - Episode 203 - Aired 8/25/2017

#21 - 2017-08-24

Season 2017 - Episode 202 - Aired 8/24/2017

Welcome one and all to Naked News! We've got a great program for you today, and it all starts in the Naked Newsroom with Laura Desiree and 1 lucky winner in that massive Powerball jackpot. One lucky winner indeed Eila. At 758.7 million dollars, Wednesday night's Powerball draw was the second largest in North American history! And lottery officials have confirmed that a single winning ticket was sold at a Pride Gas Station & Store location in Chicopee, Massachusetts. The name of the winner - or winners - is still a mystery. But they'll have to choose between taking the full amount paid out over 29 years, or a lump sum up front of about 440 million. Now that's a problem I'd love to have!

#22 - 2017-08-23

Season 2017 - Episode 201 - Aired 8/23/2017

I'm Marina Valmont, welcome to Naked News! We've got a lot to get to, but I definitely want to start things off with Laura and my favorite kind of story: one about a man in uniform! Well, I hate to disappoint you, Marina, but this is more a story about a guy getting OUT of uniform! That's even better!

#23 - 2017-08-22

Season 2017 - Episode 200 - Aired 8/22/2017

Greetings, my pretties. I'm Whitney St. John, now that the sun and moon seem to have worked out their differences, it's time to return to matters more terrestrial. Laura's got some of those right now in a Naked News Bulletins! Hate crimes may be experiencing a resurgence In Real Life, but they could soon be losing their safe space online, in the UK at least. British authorities has issued a statement saying prosecutors going forward will be treating online hate crimes just as seriously as those committed face-to-face! With the growth of hate speech on social media and the potential for it to affect large numbers of people, it's refreshing to see a government taking it this seriously.

#24 - 2017-08-21

Season 2017 - Episode 199 - Aired 8/21/2017

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Naked News! I'm Eila Adams, and with me today, back by popular demand, is the lovely Krysta! Welcome back. So tell us what you've been up to since we saw you last! We'll be catching up more with Krysta throughout the show AND the week. But now, assuming our viewers aren't all blind from staring at the sun, Laura's got the story on everyone's mind in our Naked News Bulletins!

#25 - 2017-10-02

Season 2017 - Episode 235 - Aired 10/2/2017

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Naked News! I'm Carli Bei, and I hope you had a relaxing weekend, because we've got a show that'll knock your socks off, starting with Laura Desiree in the Naked Newsroom! Carli, time to lock up your wives and daughters, especially the blondes: The Juice is Loose!