The BEST episodes of Naked News season 2017
Every episode of Naked News season 2017, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Naked News season 2017!
Naked News, billing itself as "the program with nothing to hide", is a subscription website featuring a real television newscast. The show is prepared in Toronto and runs daily, with 25-minute episodes 6 days per week. The female anchors read the news fully nude or strip as they present their news segments. Naked News TV is its offshoot pay-per-view or subscription service. Naked News also aired briefly as a late night television series on Citytv Toronto.
#1 - 2017-07-20
Season 2017 - Episode 172 - Aired 7/20/2017
Welcome one and all, to Naked News, I'm Alana Blaire. Before we get to the headlines, let's head outside for a quick look ahead to the weekend weather forecast with Madison Banes! Whatcha got for us, Maddy? I'm ALL about junk food today Alana. July 21 is National Junk Food Day, and I'll be taking a look at some of the most delicious junk food FESTIVALS the world has to offer. Get ready to loosen those belts because my Naked Weather Forecast is right around the corner. Back to you, Alana!
Watch Now:Amazon#2 - 2017-01-18
Season 2017 - Episode 15 - Aired 1/18/2017
Namaste, everyone, this is Naked News, and I'm Eila Adams! I have just returned from the trip of a lifetime to India, and just like with all the best trips, you kind of forget that life at home is going on without you! So here to help catch me up is Roxanne O'Neill, with a Naked News Bulletin! Thanks, Eila, and welcome home! The big story around these parts is still the impending inauguration of Donald Trump! Not just these parts! I may have left the continent, but to get away from that story, I'd have to leave the planet! What's the latest?
Watch Now:Amazon#3 - 2017-12-31
Season 2017 - Episode 313 - Aired 12/31/2017
Hello everyone and welcome to a New Year's celebration - Naked News style! I'm Whitney St. John! And I'm Eila Adams! This is where we look back at some of the biggest stories of the year... And our favorite moments here at Naked News! First up we're handing out our highest honor: the Naked News Person of the Year award! Who would you give it to? Here's Madison Banes with the Naked News person of the year.
Watch Now:Amazon#4 - 2017-11-22
Season 2017 - Episode 279 - Aired 11/22/2017
This is Naked News, I'm Eila Adams, and I'm joined today is our beautiful guest anchor Dakota. Welcome to the program! So first up is our naked sports report! Would you call yourself a sports fan? Well, Madison and Tia are ready to go, and they're starting with details on a major punishment in Major League Baseball!
Watch Now:Amazon#5 - 2017-11-03
Season 2017 - Episode 263 - Aired 11/3/2017
Hello to you all and thanks for joining us today, I'm Eila Adams. I'm Whitney St. John... and we've got a great show to get to! I say we kick it off with a little quiz Whitney! True or False, it is ILLEGAL to drive blindfolded in the state of Alabama? Well, that is in fact currently on the books in Alabama! Doesn't it drive you crazy when you hear about these outrageous laws and can't tell if they're true or not? With that in mind, Carli Bei went Naked In The Streets to test the public!
Watch Now:Amazon#6 - 2017-11-02
Season 2017 - Episode 262 - Aired 11/2/2017
Welcome to the one and only Naked News! I'm Alana Blaire and in the news today, we all know that social media played a huge role in the 2016 election. And now the US Senate wants to know exactly how BIG a role. Madison Banes joins us now with the story. And more specifically, that Russia used it as a tool to influence American voters, Alana. Facebook's already revealed that 126 million users were reached by propaganda efforts from Moscow.
Watch Now:Amazon#7 - 2017-11-01
Season 2017 - Episode 261 - Aired 11/1/2017
Greetings, one and all, I'm Madison Banes, and you're watching Naked News. Halloween may be safely behind us, but as Eila Adams is here to remind us, there's still plenty to be scared of! Madison, horror movies may be all the rage these days, but the most terrifying movie of the 21st century has to be Al Gore's “An Inconvenient Truth.” Nothing scarier than an invisible force that kills us slowly!
Watch Now:Amazon#8 - 2017-10-31
Season 2017 - Episode 260 - Aired 10/31/2017
Happy Halloween everyone! I'm Eila Adams! And I'm Laura Desiree! We've got a spooktacular show in store for you today. And it includes our annual costume contest. Kat always seemed to win but now that she's not here, it's pretty much open season! I love a good contest! May the best woman win! You're looking at her, but that aside for a sec Laura, seeing as it's Halloween, how do you feel about creepy houses? I think they're more fun to talk about then to actually experience, which is why Shannon's first story today gives me the chills. Here she is with a Naked News BOOLetin.
Watch Now:Amazon#9 - 2017-10-27
Season 2017 - Episode 257 - Aired 10/27/2017
Welcome to today's show everyone, I'm Laura Desiree and co-hosting alongside me is our guest anchor Betsy! Thanks for joining me! Betsy, there's no easy way to approach this subject, so I'm just going to be blunt here, what are your thoughts on cheating? Well, here to brave this sensitive topic is our very own Madison Banes! She went Naked In The Streets to find out what the public had to say
Watch Now:Amazon#10 - 2017-10-26
Season 2017 - Episode 256 - Aired 10/26/2017
A big hello to all you Naked Newsers from around the world! I'm Eila Adams and If you're planning on traveling to the US anytime soon, there are some important new security warnings you need to know about. Alana Blaire's in the newsroom with all the details. Eila, starting Thursday, all incoming flights to the US will now be subject to new security screening measures. Passengers on Air France, Cathay Pacific, EgyptAir, Emirates, and Lufthansa will be screened with new interview questions. Some airlines will conduct them in-person at check-in counters, while others will hand out questionnaires. It's a move that's expected to affect 325-thousand passengers on 21-hundred flights daily. Travellers are being told to expect extra delays and longer lines. So much for flying the friendly skies!
Watch Now:Amazon#11 - 2017-10-25
Season 2017 - Episode 255 - Aired 10/25/2017
Welcome everyone, THIS is Naked News, and I'm Madison Banes. A while back online retail giant Amazon put the word out that they wanted to build a 2nd head office, somewhere in North America. They just needed a location and encouraged cities and towns to make a proposal. Now we know just how MANY proposals they received. Here's Shannon with a Naked News bulletin.
Watch Now:Amazon#12 - 2017-10-24
Season 2017 - Episode 254 - Aired 10/24/2017
Welcome to Naked News, I'm Whitney St. John. And I'm Eila Adams and in the news today, evem more stories about sexual harrassment. They door's been opened and now they all seem to be coming at once. Well now to the man at the center of all this: Harvey Weinstein. Laura's in the newsroom with the latest on just how many woman have come forward with allegations of sexual assault against him.
Watch Now:Amazon#13 - 2017-10-13
Season 2017 - Episode 245 - Aired 10/13/2017
Hello Everyone and Welcome to another day with us at Naked News! I'm Eila Adams, and sharing the spotlight with me today is our beautiful guest anchor, Betsy! Thanks for joining me! Well Betsy, we are still getting to know all about you, and I'm curious how you are at giving advice? Do people come to you with their problems? Well our very own Carli Bei wanted to see how good the average joe was, at giving advice, to some pretty tough questions I may add. And she went Naked In The Streets to do it. Here it is
Watch Now:Amazon#14 - 2017-10-11
Season 2017 - Episode 243 - Aired 10/11/2017
Hello, everyone, I'm Eila Adams, and welcome to Naked News! And this beautiful woman beside me, is none other then our latest guest anchor, Betsy! Welcome back to the program. Now I SAY welcome back because you auditioned for us a couple of weeks ago. How was that experience? Well we received a lot of positive feedback about your audition, so great job! We'll be getting to know you better throughout today's program and the rest of the week but for NOW, we've got Alana Blaire standing by with a Naked News Bulletin!
Watch Now:Amazon#15 - 2017-10-06
Season 2017 - Episode 239 - Aired 10/6/2017
Hello Hello and a big welcome to all of you joining us, I'm Laura Desiree and with me today is my very special guest, first-time author Miss Andrea Werhun! Welcome to Naked News! For all of our viewers watching what can you tell us about your book, Modern Whore? It's a fascinating book and we'll get to more about it, and YOU throughout the show. No spoilers though right! Speaking of, Andrea, What do YOU think of spoilers? Well Whitney St. John has a thing or two to say about spoilers and she's going to tell you about them right now in Talk Is Cheap!
Watch Now:Amazon#16 - 2017-10-03
Season 2017 - Episode 236 - Aired 10/3/2017
Greetings and Guten Tag, everyone, and welcome to Naked News! I'm Laura Desiree. And I'm Eila Adams, thanks for joining us today. Eila, you may have noticed I slipped some German in there. I did actually. Tell me, have you ever had a chance to experience Deutschland? All this German talk is my way of saying Volkswagen is back in the news! Alana's got that story and more for us right now in a Naked News Bulletin!
Watch Now:Amazon#17 - 2017-07-21
Season 2017 - Episode 173 - Aired 7/21/2017
Welcome to Naked News, I'm Eila Adams... And I'm Whitney St. John. We have lots going on today, and it all starts with a question Eila, do you have any addictions? Well, this is a topic Alana wanted to explore, so she went Naked In The Streets to talk to people about THEIR addictions. Here she is! Evel Knievel's stunts may have been impressive, but they were rarely practical, which is why I'm extra-impressed with North Carolina's Whitney Biggerstaff! He recently became a Facebook sensation thanks to a pic showing him moving a couch he found on the street with his scooter! Normally, I don't think I'd go for a guy who furnishes his apartment with other people's garbage. But I'm pretty impressed by his ingenuity, his balance... and the last name “Biggerstaff!”
Watch Now:Amazon#18 - 2017-07-25
Season 2017 - Episode 176 - Aired 7/25/2017
Welcome to Naked News, the program with nothing to hide! Kat only has a few days left on the program, so we're continuing our walk down Memory Lane with her today. Watch for an AVATAR inspired feature a little later. For now, let's jump right into the headlines with Laura and her word of the day is "conspiracy!" That's right Maddy. And to sexy it up even a further... GERMAN Conspiracy! Oooh. Like something out of a Bond film!
Watch Now:Amazon#19 - 2017-07-26
Season 2017 - Episode 177 - Aired 7/26/2017
Welcome to Naked News everyone! We'll begin with a landmark report about the affects that playing in the NFL has on the brain. Laura's in the Naked Newsroom with the story. Alana, it's no surprise that repeated blows to the head aren't good for you, but this new study is making football look more dangerous than ever! I don't watch that often, but it's hard to believe anything could make football look MORE dangerous!
Watch Now:Amazon#20 - 2017-07-27
Season 2017 - Episode 178 - Aired 7/27/2017
Welcome, one and all! Laura's waiting and ready in the newsroom but before we get to the headlines, let's head outside and check in with Madison Banes, with a look ahead to the weekend forecast! What do you have in store for us Maddy? Well, Kat, let's just say I feel the NEED... the NEED for SPEED! This weekend is Formula One's Hungarian Grand Prix. F1 calls itself the pinnacle of motor racing, and who are we to argue! I'll be driving us through some F1 facts and figures so hold on to your POLE... position! That's coming up Kat, so make sure to tune in.
Watch Now:Amazon#21 - Naked News Magazine 2017-07-30
Season 2017 - Episode 180 - Aired 7/30/2017
Welcome to Naked News Magazine, I'm Madison. And I'm Tia. Lots on the way today, including one of Kat's last interviews. This one's with Lady Shayne, who's talking about a new segment she'll be creating on the program. But first, Tia, what do you think of the mermaid phenomenon that's been happening over the last few years? Well, Coney Island in New York has been into mermaids before they were cool! Marina Valmont checked out the 35th annual Mermaid Parade there recently, and let me tell you, she looked incredible.
Watch Now:Amazon#22 - 2017-09-20
Season 2017 - Episode 225 - Aired 9/20/2017
Hello, my lovelies. I'm Madison Banes, welcoming you to another great day here at Naked News! Hopefully, this show is a natural high for you, because as Laura's here to tell us, it's been a good couple weeks for the narcs! Madison, the War on Drugs may be an exercise in futility, but the NYPD and DEA have recently made some record busts! Oooh, I love these stories! The numbers always blow my mind!
Watch Now:Amazon#23 - 2017-09-22
Season 2017 - Episode 227 - Aired 9/22/2017
Welcome everyone to another day with us at Naked News! I'm Madison Banes! And I'm Shannon Blake! Thanks for joining us. You know Shannon, I am so crazy about Miss Laura Desiree and her wild and wacky ways. What do you think would be the perfect segment for her? Well folks, we are thrilled to share with you a match made in heaven, Laura is bringing back the better-than-ever Boob Tube! Here it is! You ready to get nuts, Peanut Gallery? Then away we go! This will be a multiple choice quiz. In the following now-famous clip from E! News.
Watch Now:Amazon#24 - 2017-09-27
Season 2017 - Episode 231 - Aired 9/27/2017
I'm Eila Adams. Welcome everyone. We've got some BIG news for you from the NCAA today. Marina's in the Naked Newsroom with the story. This one caught EVERYONE by surprise didn't it! A fraud and corruption ring in college basketball? You bet it did Eila! And the story has shocked the entire sports world And I hear even coaches were involved, is that right?
Watch Now:Amazon#25 - 2017-09-28
Season 2017 - Episode 232 - Aired 9/28/2017
Greetings, one and all. I'm Madison Banes, and this is Naked News. As a rule, we don't start the program off with memorials, but there are some icons we'll make an exception for, and Eila's got one of those exceptional men to lead off the show. That's right Madison, Hugh Hefner is obviously a spiritual godfather to Naked News, but more than that, he changed the way the world sees sex! For sure, and all these obituaries are reminding me that he was in the public eye for more than SIXTY years!
Watch Now:Amazon