The BEST episodes of Naked News season 2017

#1 - 2017-09-01

Season 2017 - Episode 209 - Aired 9/1/2017

Welcome everyone to Naked News! I'm Eila Adams! And I'm Madison Banes, and we're coming to you today from beautiful Lake Ontario. Let's get right to it Eila! Tell me, did you watch the big solar eclipse? Well guest anchor Krysta went Naked in the Streets DURING the solar eclipse, to see what people were doing. Here it is. The Public Hotel in New York City has been a huge hit since it opened in June, thanks to its affordable nightly rates. Guests love it but the neighbors HATE it. Mainly because every time they look up at the hotel, someone's having sex in the windows! Locals have filed numerous complaints about couples getting frisky during all hours of the day! Now that's what I call, a room with a view!

#2 - 2017-09-18

Season 2017 - Episode 223 - Aired 9/18/2017

Good Monday to you all, and welcome to Naked News! I'm Marina Valmont, and though I was sad to once again be overlooked by the Television Academy, I still watched the Emmys Sunday night. Laura's got our recap right now to lead off the Naked News Bulletins!

#3 - 2017-09-11

Season 2017 - Episode 217 - Aired 9/11/2017

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Alana Blaire. I hope you had a wonderful weekend, because Hurricane Irma certainly made it a rough one for millions. Laura joins us now to tell us about some of the damage it left in its wake.

#4 - Naked News Magazine 2017-09-10

Season 2017 - Episode 216 - Aired 9/10/2017

Well, well look who's joined us today! Thanks for tuning in, we have a rocking show lined up that I KNOW you're gonna love! I'm Laura Desiree. And I'm Marina Valmon! Marina, in light of Hurricane Irma and Harvey, my mind is focused on how everyone can best prepare themselves for storms of this magnitude. What would be your Hurricane survival essentials? Well, right after Hurricane Harvey devastated parts of Texas, we sent our Miami correspondent, Kylie Morgan to South Beach to ask people how THEY prepare for a hurricane.

#5 - 2017-09-08

Season 2017 - Episode 215 - Aired 9/8/2017

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Alana Blaire. The word on everyone's minds this week has been 'Hurricane', and as Laura is here to tell us, that's not going to change anytime soon! Alana, we're still dealing with the fallout from Hurricane Harvey AND preparing for Hurricane Irma, but believe it or not, they've got company! They said it was going to be a busy hurricane season and I guess they weren't lying! So how many hurricanes can there be at once?

#6 - 2017-09-07

Season 2017 - Episode 214 - Aired 9/7/2017

Greetings, everyone. I'm Marina Valmont, and this is Naked News! We open today with a story that is a HOT topic here in more ways than one, and Laura's here with all the dirty details! Marina, we're obviously all for topless pics around these parts, but as a French court just ruled, there's a wrong way to get them!

#7 - 2017-09-06

Season 2017 - Episode 213 - Aired 9/6/2017

#8 - 2017-09-05

Season 2017 - Episode 212 - Aired 9/5/2017

I'm Whitney St. John. Thanks for joining us here at Naked News. I hope you had the most wonderful of weekends, because thanks to Mother Nature, it could end up being a long week! Laura's in the newsroom to explain.

#9 - 2017-09-04

Season 2017 - Episode 211 - Aired 9/4/2017

Welcome to Naked News everyone, I'm Eila Adams! It's Labour Day, and like you were off enjoying the last long weekend of the summer! Naturally we haven't forgotten about our faithful viewers! We've picked out a classic episode from August 2014 for you to enjoy today. It's hosted by Whitney St. John at a nude beach with appearances by Isabella Rossini, poolside with the news, and Dr. Jess talking about sex myths! Take care and we'll see you on Tuesday with more Naked News!

#10 - Naked News Magazine 2017-09-03

Season 2017 - Episode 210 - Aired 9/3/2017

Hello and welcome to Naked News Magazine! I'm Eila Adams! And I'm Madison Banes! Coming up we've got part TWO of our Black Tape Project Versus! It was team Madison and Eila against Kat & Marina and hands down we had the best outfit! We let the public decide the winner which you'll see in a few minutes. But before we get there, it's time for a little ganja.

#11 - 2017-09-19

Season 2017 - Episode 224 - Aired 9/19/2017

Hello, everyone, I'm Shannon Blake! We've got a lot of great stuff to get to today, including our guest anchor Hayley making the case for morning sex! But first, we've got Laura Desiree in the Naked Newsroom, with some big changes for some iconic brands!

#12 - 2017-08-31

Season 2017 - Episode 208 - Aired 8/31/2017

Welcome to the one and ONLY, program with nothing to hide, I'm Laura Desiree and we're starting off in the newsroom with the latest from Texas, where the full scope of the Hurricane Harvey disaster is coming into view. Alana's here with some details. The picture obviously isn't pretty, Laura. The effect it's had on people and the economy is staggering. Even if you're not in Texas you'll be feeling the effect at the pump. Gas prices ALWAYS go up around Labor Day weekend, but I'm assuming even MORE so this year.

#13 - 2017-08-30

Season 2017 - Episode 207 - Aired 8/30/2017

I'm Whitney St. John. We've got a lot to get to today, and the one that on everyone's radar right now is what's going on in Texas. So let's start things off with Alana Blaire, who's got the latest on Hurricane Harvey! Whitney, with natural disasters, it's often hard to know whether to focus on the awesome power of nature or the human impact, and of course, there's a lot of both! Especially knowing that people there will be dealing with the aftermath long after it's news!

#14 - 2017-08-29

Season 2017 - Episode 206 - Aired 8/29/2017

I'm Eila Adams. Welcome to Naked News! Sometimes, a bad situation brings out the best in people, and natural disasters are no exception! Let's start things off today with Whitney St. John, who's got the story of a little celebrity helping out in a big way! Celebrities love a cause, and no cause is more pressing than Hurricane Harvey relief efforts! Many stars have tweeted their support, but funny man Kevin Hart took things one step further: he's trying to make donating a viral challenge! He goes on to call out a whack of celebrity friends, including Chris Rock, Beyonce, Jerry Seinfeld, Justin Timberlake, and The Rock! Beyond that, Hart's American Red Cross donation website reached the 200 thousand dollar mark in just 15 hours, with donations from over 16 hundred people! Proving it's always good to have Hart!

#15 - 2017-08-25

Season 2017 - Episode 203 - Aired 8/25/2017

#16 - 2017-08-24

Season 2017 - Episode 202 - Aired 8/24/2017

Welcome one and all to Naked News! We've got a great program for you today, and it all starts in the Naked Newsroom with Laura Desiree and 1 lucky winner in that massive Powerball jackpot. One lucky winner indeed Eila. At 758.7 million dollars, Wednesday night's Powerball draw was the second largest in North American history! And lottery officials have confirmed that a single winning ticket was sold at a Pride Gas Station & Store location in Chicopee, Massachusetts. The name of the winner - or winners - is still a mystery. But they'll have to choose between taking the full amount paid out over 29 years, or a lump sum up front of about 440 million. Now that's a problem I'd love to have!

#17 - 2017-08-23

Season 2017 - Episode 201 - Aired 8/23/2017

I'm Marina Valmont, welcome to Naked News! We've got a lot to get to, but I definitely want to start things off with Laura and my favorite kind of story: one about a man in uniform! Well, I hate to disappoint you, Marina, but this is more a story about a guy getting OUT of uniform! That's even better!

#18 - 2017-08-21

Season 2017 - Episode 199 - Aired 8/21/2017

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Naked News! I'm Eila Adams, and with me today, back by popular demand, is the lovely Krysta! Welcome back. So tell us what you've been up to since we saw you last! We'll be catching up more with Krysta throughout the show AND the week. But now, assuming our viewers aren't all blind from staring at the sun, Laura's got the story on everyone's mind in our Naked News Bulletins!

#19 - Naked News Magazine 2017-08-20

Season 2017 - Episode 198 - Aired 8/20/2017

Welcome to another exciting edition of Naked News Magazine! I'm Whitney St. John and next to me is resident Amazon herself, Laura Desiree! Tell me Whit, Who's on first? Slow down! We're still doing the intro! I just want to see if you know Who's on First? Of course we know who's on first, we have a teleprompter, duh!

#20 - 2017-10-02

Season 2017 - Episode 235 - Aired 10/2/2017

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Naked News! I'm Carli Bei, and I hope you had a relaxing weekend, because we've got a show that'll knock your socks off, starting with Laura Desiree in the Naked Newsroom! Carli, time to lock up your wives and daughters, especially the blondes: The Juice is Loose!

#21 - 2017-01-18

Season 2017 - Episode 15 - Aired 1/18/2017

Namaste, everyone, this is Naked News, and I'm Eila Adams! I have just returned from the trip of a lifetime to India, and just like with all the best trips, you kind of forget that life at home is going on without you! So here to help catch me up is Roxanne O'Neill, with a Naked News Bulletin! Thanks, Eila, and welcome home! The big story around these parts is still the impending inauguration of Donald Trump! Not just these parts! I may have left the continent, but to get away from that story, I'd have to leave the planet! What's the latest?

#22 - 2017-10-30

Season 2017 - Episode 259 - Aired 10/30/2017

Happy All Hallows' Eve Eve, everyone. I'm Laura Desiree, We've got a lot of great show to get to, including a barnburner of a World Series game in Sports. But first up, we're checking in with Shannon in the newsroom for a bomshell from the world of politics!

#23 - 2017-10-24

Season 2017 - Episode 254 - Aired 10/24/2017

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Whitney St. John. And I'm Eila Adams and in the news today, evem more stories about sexual harrassment. They door's been opened and now they all seem to be coming at once. Well now to the man at the center of all this: Harvey Weinstein. Laura's in the newsroom with the latest on just how many woman have come forward with allegations of sexual assault against him.

#24 - 2017-10-13

Season 2017 - Episode 245 - Aired 10/13/2017

Hello Everyone and Welcome to another day with us at Naked News! I'm Eila Adams, and sharing the spotlight with me today is our beautiful guest anchor, Betsy! Thanks for joining me! Well Betsy, we are still getting to know all about you, and I'm curious how you are at giving advice? Do people come to you with their problems? Well our very own Carli Bei wanted to see how good the average joe was, at giving advice, to some pretty tough questions I may add. And she went Naked In The Streets to do it. Here it is

#25 - 2017-10-11

Season 2017 - Episode 243 - Aired 10/11/2017

Hello, everyone, I'm Eila Adams, and welcome to Naked News! And this beautiful woman beside me, is none other then our latest guest anchor, Betsy! Welcome back to the program. Now I SAY welcome back because you auditioned for us a couple of weeks ago. How was that experience? Well we received a lot of positive feedback about your audition, so great job! We'll be getting to know you better throughout today's program and the rest of the week but for NOW, we've got Alana Blaire standing by with a Naked News Bulletin!