The BEST episodes of Naked News season 2017
Every episode of Naked News season 2017, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Naked News season 2017!
Naked News, billing itself as "the program with nothing to hide", is a subscription website featuring a real television newscast. The show is prepared in Toronto and runs daily, with 25-minute episodes 6 days per week. The female anchors read the news fully nude or strip as they present their news segments. Naked News TV is its offshoot pay-per-view or subscription service. Naked News also aired briefly as a late night television series on Citytv Toronto.
#1 - 2017-07-07
Season 2017 - Episode 161 - Aired 7/7/2017
Welcome to Naked News, I'm Madison Banes and joining me on the hosting duties today all the way from Las Vegas, is our gorgeous guest anchor Ariana Marie. Welcome, Ariana. Ariana, as someone who works in the adult industry, Have you ever been to the Exxxotica trade show? Well, our very own Carli Bei was at Exxxotica Denver, Colorado, and met a bevy of beautiful babes and she's going to introduce them to you right now! Here she is!
#2 - Naked News Magazine 2017-04-09
Season 2017 - Episode 84 - Aired 4/9/2017
Welcome to Naked News magazine, I'm Marina. And I'm Eila and we're starting out today with you in New York City with a gorgeous lady by the name of Sydni Deveraux. Set the stage for us. I'm Madison Banes and THIS is the Naked News Video Blog! Larry Enticer is a denim-clad Canadian daredevil whose snowmobile stunts have made him a living legend on YouTube! Sometimes he pulls off the jump. And sometimes, well, things like THIS happen.
#3 - 2017-12-31
Season 2017 - Episode 313 - Aired 12/31/2017
Hello everyone and welcome to a New Year's celebration - Naked News style! I'm Whitney St. John! And I'm Eila Adams! This is where we look back at some of the biggest stories of the year... And our favorite moments here at Naked News! First up we're handing out our highest honor: the Naked News Person of the Year award! Who would you give it to? Here's Madison Banes with the Naked News person of the year.
#4 - 2017-12-28
Season 2017 - Episode 310 - Aired 12/28/2017
Hello, everyone, I'm Laura Desiree. Welcome to Naked News! I hope your holidays are going swimmingly, and if they haven't been, they're about to improve. Today, we're taking a look back at someone who's arguably one of the most stunning women to ever appear on the show, Peyton Priestly. This is what we saw when she walked in the door back in April of 2011.
#5 - 2017-12-24
Season 2017 - Episode 307 - Aired 12/24/2017
Happy holidays everyone and welcome to the Naked News Christmas special! I'm Eila Adams! And I'm Whitney St. John! This is my favorite time of year Eila, and that's mainly because of the food! What's a must-have at your holiday dinner table? First up today Madison and Tia are giving us THEIR take on the PERFECT holiday meal item! And it's one of the most important of them all, besides the Turkey of course. Here they are, Cooking in the Raw!
#6 - 2017-12-19
Season 2017 - Episode 302 - Aired 12/19/2017
I'm Eila Adams and THIS is Naked News. Marina's using the power of The Force in Trending Now, Shannon's faking it in Pillow Talk, and Alana's got the day's top stories in the newsroom. But first it's time for some glitz and glamor with Laura Desiree! More like GLITTER and glamor, Eila! We loved Kim K's viral glitter pic so much we even had Madison do a tribute! I'm still finding glitter all over the studio BTW! But I have to admit she looked spectacular!
#7 - 2017-11-22
Season 2017 - Episode 279 - Aired 11/22/2017
This is Naked News, I'm Eila Adams, and I'm joined today is our beautiful guest anchor Dakota. Welcome to the program! So first up is our naked sports report! Would you call yourself a sports fan? Well, Madison and Tia are ready to go, and they're starting with details on a major punishment in Major League Baseball!
#8 - 2017-11-13
Season 2017 - Episode 271 - Aired 11/13/2017
Hello, everyone, I'm Eila Adams, and welcome to another wonderful week here at Naked News. Making it extra-wonderful is the return of Krysta! Where've you been? We'll be catching up more throughout the show. But first, let's go shopping! Laura's ready to reveal a retail record right now in the Naked Newsroom!
#9 - 2017-11-09
Season 2017 - Episode 268 - Aired 11/9/2017
Hello, everyone, I'm Laura Desiree, and welcome to another fine day here at Naked News! As you probably know, when it comes to entertainment news lately, Harvey Weinstein is the creep that keeps on creeping! Well, believe it or not, he's hit a new low. Tia's got that for us right now in Entertainement.
#10 - 2017-11-08
Season 2017 - Episode 267 - Aired 11/8/2017
Welcome to our fans from around the world - I'm Tia Larose and this is Naked News! We're happy to have you on board and we're starting with the word that's been hanging over the White House for months now... IMPEACHMENT! Eila Adams is here with more on the story.
#11 - 2017-11-07
Season 2017 - Episode 266 - Aired 11/7/2017
Welcome to Naked News, I'm Eila Adams. We're going to get things started with the latest in show business! And for that we'll bring in my favourite show GIRL, Ms. Tia Larose! I hear you've got some bad news for Farrah Abraham, Tia.
#12 - 2017-11-06
Season 2017 - Episode 265 - Aired 11/6/2017
I'm Laura Desiree, welcoming you to a brand new week here at Naked News. First up today we're throwing down in Haked Sports! UFC 217 was one of the best nights of fighting in ages! Eila and Madison have that including week 9 in the NFL.
#13 - 2017-09-20
Season 2017 - Episode 225 - Aired 9/20/2017
Hello, my lovelies. I'm Madison Banes, welcoming you to another great day here at Naked News! Hopefully, this show is a natural high for you, because as Laura's here to tell us, it's been a good couple weeks for the narcs! Madison, the War on Drugs may be an exercise in futility, but the NYPD and DEA have recently made some record busts! Oooh, I love these stories! The numbers always blow my mind!
#14 - 2017-09-08
Season 2017 - Episode 215 - Aired 9/8/2017
Welcome to Naked News, I'm Alana Blaire. The word on everyone's minds this week has been 'Hurricane', and as Laura is here to tell us, that's not going to change anytime soon! Alana, we're still dealing with the fallout from Hurricane Harvey AND preparing for Hurricane Irma, but believe it or not, they've got company! They said it was going to be a busy hurricane season and I guess they weren't lying! So how many hurricanes can there be at once?
#15 - 2017-09-04
Season 2017 - Episode 211 - Aired 9/4/2017
Welcome to Naked News everyone, I'm Eila Adams! It's Labour Day, and like you were off enjoying the last long weekend of the summer! Naturally we haven't forgotten about our faithful viewers! We've picked out a classic episode from August 2014 for you to enjoy today. It's hosted by Whitney St. John at a nude beach with appearances by Isabella Rossini, poolside with the news, and Dr. Jess talking about sex myths! Take care and we'll see you on Tuesday with more Naked News!
#16 - Naked News Magazine 2017-09-03
Season 2017 - Episode 210 - Aired 9/3/2017
Hello and welcome to Naked News Magazine! I'm Eila Adams! And I'm Madison Banes! Coming up we've got part TWO of our Black Tape Project Versus! It was team Madison and Eila against Kat & Marina and hands down we had the best outfit! We let the public decide the winner which you'll see in a few minutes. But before we get there, it's time for a little ganja.
#17 - 2017-09-01
Season 2017 - Episode 209 - Aired 9/1/2017
Welcome everyone to Naked News! I'm Eila Adams! And I'm Madison Banes, and we're coming to you today from beautiful Lake Ontario. Let's get right to it Eila! Tell me, did you watch the big solar eclipse? Well guest anchor Krysta went Naked in the Streets DURING the solar eclipse, to see what people were doing. Here it is. The Public Hotel in New York City has been a huge hit since it opened in June, thanks to its affordable nightly rates. Guests love it but the neighbors HATE it. Mainly because every time they look up at the hotel, someone's having sex in the windows! Locals have filed numerous complaints about couples getting frisky during all hours of the day! Now that's what I call, a room with a view!
#18 - 2017-08-31
Season 2017 - Episode 208 - Aired 8/31/2017
Welcome to the one and ONLY, program with nothing to hide, I'm Laura Desiree and we're starting off in the newsroom with the latest from Texas, where the full scope of the Hurricane Harvey disaster is coming into view. Alana's here with some details. The picture obviously isn't pretty, Laura. The effect it's had on people and the economy is staggering. Even if you're not in Texas you'll be feeling the effect at the pump. Gas prices ALWAYS go up around Labor Day weekend, but I'm assuming even MORE so this year.
#19 - 2017-08-30
Season 2017 - Episode 207 - Aired 8/30/2017
I'm Whitney St. John. We've got a lot to get to today, and the one that on everyone's radar right now is what's going on in Texas. So let's start things off with Alana Blaire, who's got the latest on Hurricane Harvey! Whitney, with natural disasters, it's often hard to know whether to focus on the awesome power of nature or the human impact, and of course, there's a lot of both! Especially knowing that people there will be dealing with the aftermath long after it's news!
#20 - 2017-08-29
Season 2017 - Episode 206 - Aired 8/29/2017
I'm Eila Adams. Welcome to Naked News! Sometimes, a bad situation brings out the best in people, and natural disasters are no exception! Let's start things off today with Whitney St. John, who's got the story of a little celebrity helping out in a big way! Celebrities love a cause, and no cause is more pressing than Hurricane Harvey relief efforts! Many stars have tweeted their support, but funny man Kevin Hart took things one step further: he's trying to make donating a viral challenge! He goes on to call out a whack of celebrity friends, including Chris Rock, Beyonce, Jerry Seinfeld, Justin Timberlake, and The Rock! Beyond that, Hart's American Red Cross donation website reached the 200 thousand dollar mark in just 15 hours, with donations from over 16 hundred people! Proving it's always good to have Hart!
#21 - 2017-08-24
Season 2017 - Episode 202 - Aired 8/24/2017
Welcome one and all to Naked News! We've got a great program for you today, and it all starts in the Naked Newsroom with Laura Desiree and 1 lucky winner in that massive Powerball jackpot. One lucky winner indeed Eila. At 758.7 million dollars, Wednesday night's Powerball draw was the second largest in North American history! And lottery officials have confirmed that a single winning ticket was sold at a Pride Gas Station & Store location in Chicopee, Massachusetts. The name of the winner - or winners - is still a mystery. But they'll have to choose between taking the full amount paid out over 29 years, or a lump sum up front of about 440 million. Now that's a problem I'd love to have!
#22 - 2017-08-23
Season 2017 - Episode 201 - Aired 8/23/2017
I'm Marina Valmont, welcome to Naked News! We've got a lot to get to, but I definitely want to start things off with Laura and my favorite kind of story: one about a man in uniform! Well, I hate to disappoint you, Marina, but this is more a story about a guy getting OUT of uniform! That's even better!
#23 - 2017-08-16
Season 2017 - Episode 195 - Aired 8/16/2017
Hello, everyone, I'm Whitney St. John, and welcome to Naked News! I hope you enjoyed your day WITHOUT the threat of nuclear war, because as Laura's here to tell us, IT'S BACK! Yes, Whitney, things had just cooled down with North Korea, and now Iran is coming in hot! Really? I thought things had been settled with them!
#24 - Naked News Magazine 2017-09-10
Season 2017 - Episode 216 - Aired 9/10/2017
Well, well look who's joined us today! Thanks for tuning in, we have a rocking show lined up that I KNOW you're gonna love! I'm Laura Desiree. And I'm Marina Valmon! Marina, in light of Hurricane Irma and Harvey, my mind is focused on how everyone can best prepare themselves for storms of this magnitude. What would be your Hurricane survival essentials? Well, right after Hurricane Harvey devastated parts of Texas, we sent our Miami correspondent, Kylie Morgan to South Beach to ask people how THEY prepare for a hurricane.
#25 - 2017-11-16
Season 2017 - Episode 274 - Aired 11/16/2017
I'm Eila Adams, you're watching Naked News. We'll begin today with a rare Leonardo DaVinci painting that just shattered auction records. Alana's in the newsroom to tell us more. Hi Eila, it's hard to believe this thing sold for less than SIXTY dollars a few decades ago.