The WORST episodes of My Two Dads
Every episode of My Two Dads ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of My Two Dads!
Lifelong friends Joey Harris and Michael Taylor are both appointed legal guardians to Nicole Bradford, the daughter of a woman they once dated at the same time, who died shortly after giving birth without ascertaining the identity of the father.

#1 - Thanks for the Memories
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/22/1989
Joey and Michael are trapped in an elevator leading them to recall interesting moments of the last several years. Nicole, Margaret, and Shelby have trouble holding off eating dinner until the guys are freed.

#2 - Crushed
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 4/12/1989
Nicole's best friend Shelby falls in love with... her dad?

#3 - Power Struggle
Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/10/1990
Frustrated by how much time Nicole is spending with Zach -- and by the fact they seem to be invisible when the two are together -- Michael and Joey declare that she must date someone else for awhile.

#4 - 'Tis the Season
Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/20/1987
Joey and Michael anticipate their first Christmas with Nicole, but she's ignoring the holidays, her first without her mother.

#5 - That's No Lady, That's My Mother
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/24/1989
Michael is out dating again; but this time, he finds himself dating Nicole's boyfriend's mother! Hilarity at it's best!

#6 - I'm Dreaming of a Holiday Episode
Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/20/1989
It's the holidays, and Joey is dreaming of what holidays and life would be like if they were older; a lot older.

#7 - Sex, Judge, and Rock & Roll
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/15/1987
After Joey strikes out with a woman, Michael is a hit, but the victory is short-lived when the woman turns out to be Judge Wilbur's niece -- who's engaged.

#8 - Once a Son . . .
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/8/1987
Joey agrees to join his father's plumbing business if he fails to make a sale at his one-man art show.

#9 - Nicole's First Date
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/18/1987
Joey's lecture before Nicole's first date fails to cover what to do when the suitor fails to show up.

#10 - The Artful Dodger
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/29/1987
Joey's protest over Nicole's failing art grade turns into a date with the teacher, which doesn't earn Joey high marks.

#11 - Quality Time
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/6/1987
Michael is racked with guilt when business continually forces him to break dates with Nicole.

#12 - Joey Gets Pinned
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/29/1989
Joey holds a bachelor party for a friend at his place. He ends up meeting a lady friend; a wrestler, and then ends up... marrying her? How will he get out of this one? You have to see it to believe it.

#13 - Macho, Stupid Guy Time
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/1/1989
With Nicole away for the weekend, Michael and Joey resume a 15 year old bet that one of them can get their high school "no" queen of all time to say "yes" to a date.

#14 - Who's on First?
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/18/1989
When Nicole asks her more experienced girlfriend for kissing tips, Michael and Joey prepare for a fathers daughter talk by enrolling in a sexuality awareness seminar attended by a group of angry women over 30.

#15 - Whose Night is it, Anyway?
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/1/1987
The two dads have dates on the same night, so they decide to let Nicole and her friends baby-sit themselves.

#16 - The Only Child
Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/3/1988
Nicole's longing for a brother turns into a longing for equal time after the dads fulfill her request.

#18 - Soho's by You
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/27/1987
Michael insists the family move to his uptown apartment, which has no playmates for Nicole and no life as Joey knows it.

#19 - Say Goodnight, Gracie
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/1/1989
Joey decides to be considerate and watch his girlfriends baby Gracie. It decides to be more then the two men can handle, as the baby ends up staying all night; distrupting Michael's work, and waking up dear Judge Wilbur in the process.

#20 - Getting Smart
Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 7/29/1989
Nicole decides to drop out of an advanced English class - with best friend Shelby's encouragement, after overhearing Michael and Joey disdainfully discussing their "smart" boss, Karen.

#21 - Basket Case
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 4/19/1989
When Nicole fails to make the basketball team, Joey confronts her coach who turns out to be a very competitive woman both on and off the court.

#22 - The God of Love
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/15/1989
After Joey gets caught with a girl in the house, Nicole tells all of her friends, who now worships Joey like he is ""The God Of Love"" Is it more than Joey bargained for?

#23 - Fallen Idol
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/15/1989
A visit from her rock and roll idol Malcolm O'Dell leaves Nicole star-struck until the musician loses his music making ability.

#24 - The Man in the Pink Slip
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/8/1989
Lifestyles and temperaments change dramatically in the Taylor/Harris household when Michael loses his job and Joey goes to work.

#25 - The Family in Question
Season 1 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/9/1988
When a newspaper reporter writes an article criticizing Judge Wilbur, most specially, her decision to put Nicole with Joey and Michael, a television reporter decides to do feature on them by interviewing everyone involve and record Nicole with her two fathers and see who is right.