The WORST episodes of My Two Dads
Every episode of My Two Dads ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of My Two Dads!
Lifelong friends Joey Harris and Michael Taylor are both appointed legal guardians to Nicole Bradford, the daughter of a woman they once dated at the same time, who died shortly after giving birth without ascertaining the identity of the father.

#1 - Dad Patrol
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/8/1989
After being burgalarized Joey and Michael create their own watch program so Nicole will safe. But it's Michael who's feeling apprehensive and leads to being trapped on the roof.

#2 - In Her Dreams
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/22/1989
Through a series of dreams, Nicole has a chance to see what life would have been like if her mother had married either Michael or Joey.

#3 - Together We Stand
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 3/29/1989
Michael is excited and Joey apprehensive as they begin their jobs together at a new financial magazine, but emotions mix when they meet their boss, Karen, an attractive and assertive woman.

#4 - The Courtship of Nicole's Fathers
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/5/1989
In order to distract her over protective dads, Nicole introduces them to a beautiful new neighbor.

#5 - Crushed
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 4/12/1989
Nicole's best friend Shelby falls in love with... her dad?

#6 - Basket Case
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 4/19/1989
When Nicole fails to make the basketball team, Joey confronts her coach who turns out to be a very competitive woman both on and off the court.

#7 - You Love Me, Right?
Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 5/7/1989
Michael's uncle shows up and he's not exactly pleased to see him. It seems he has a habit of making promises that he doesn't keep. And he's making some to Nicole.

#8 - Getting Smart
Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 7/29/1989
Nicole decides to drop out of an advanced English class - with best friend Shelby's encouragement, after overhearing Michael and Joey disdainfully discussing their "smart" boss, Karen.

#9 - That's No Lady, That's My Mother
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/24/1989
Michael is out dating again; but this time, he finds himself dating Nicole's boyfriend's mother! Hilarity at it's best!

#10 - Say Goodnight, Gracie
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/1/1989
Joey decides to be considerate and watch his girlfriends baby Gracie. It decides to be more then the two men can handle, as the baby ends up staying all night; distrupting Michael's work, and waking up dear Judge Wilbur in the process.

#11 - Love and Learn
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/15/1989
Nicole is dating a slightly older guy. When the guys hear about this, they forbid her to see him. She sneaks out to see him. They follow her and discover her getting her heart broken.

#12 - You Can Count on Me
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/22/1989
Shelby is dating a guy whom Nicole says is a creep. But Shelby ignores her. So to prove it to her, Nicole goes on a double date with them and the guy's friend. And sure enough his true self comes out but Shelby finds it hard to accept.

#13 - Joey Gets Pinned
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/29/1989
Joey holds a bachelor party for a friend at his place. He ends up meeting a lady friend; a wrestler, and then ends up... marrying her? How will he get out of this one? You have to see it to believe it.

#14 - Story in Development
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/1/1989
Nicole becomes depressed as she wants to wishes to an adult. Her dads try to cheer her up and make her see the advantages of being a teenager.

#15 - Duel
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/5/1989
It's the homecoming dance at Nicole's school. And the teacher in charge goes to see Joey and Michael to see if they have any suggestions. They're both taken with her and they come up with a girls asking out the boys. And Nicole finds herself in a delicate position cause this where she decides if she wants to be with Cory or Zach. And when she makes her choice, someone else asks him out.

#16 - The God of Love
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/15/1989
After Joey gets caught with a girl in the house, Nicole tells all of her friends, who now worships Joey like he is ""The God Of Love"" Is it more than Joey bargained for?

#17 - Pop, the Question
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/15/1989
Michael and Joey's parenting styles continue to clash so they decide submit to a DNA test. They agree that whoever is not the biological father will step aside. While waiting for the results they learn something more important.

#18 - Thanks for the Memories
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/22/1989
Joey and Michael are trapped in an elevator leading them to recall interesting moments of the last several years. Nicole, Margaret, and Shelby have trouble holding off eating dinner until the guys are freed.

#19 - Class
Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/29/1989
Joey learns about an opening for an art teacher but he lacks the college degree required. He returns to school but discovers his instructor is Mr. Kelcher who he clashed with in the past.

#20 - I'm Dreaming of a Holiday Episode
Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/20/1989
It's the holidays, and Joey is dreaming of what holidays and life would be like if they were older; a lot older.

#21 - Power Struggle
Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/10/1990
Frustrated by how much time Nicole is spending with Zach -- and by the fact they seem to be invisible when the two are together -- Michael and Joey declare that she must date someone else for awhile.

#22 - Bye Bye Baby
Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/21/1990
Joey is stunned when he learns that his girlfriend Sarah, and her baby Gracie are both moving away to San Francisco.

#23 - Environ-mental Case
Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 3/5/1990
Joey gets thrown in jail for environmental protests, when Michael, .. and Judge Wilbur have to bail him out.

#24 - Party, Sweet 16--See Appendix
Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 3/12/1990
Nicole's sweet sixteen party gets cancelled due to... appendicitis?

#25 - It's My Art, and I'll Die If I Want To
Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 3/19/1990
Joey finally gets himself in the paper.. in the obituary section? Joey Marris's obituary, printed as Joey Harris, finally appears in the paper as dead; leaving art galleries calling to Joey for loads of money for his artwork, and pretending that he is dead.