The WORST episodes of My Two Dads

Every episode of My Two Dads ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of My Two Dads!

Lifelong friends Joey Harris and Michael Taylor are both appointed legal guardians to Nicole Bradford, the daughter of a woman they once dated at the same time, who died shortly after giving birth without ascertaining the identity of the father.

Last Updated: 9/28/2024Network: NBCStatus: Ended
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Thanks for the Memories
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#1 - Thanks for the Memories

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/22/1989

Joey and Michael are trapped in an elevator leading them to recall interesting moments of the last several years. Nicole, Margaret, and Shelby have trouble holding off eating dinner until the guys are freed.

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Crushed
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#2 - Crushed

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 4/12/1989

Nicole's best friend Shelby falls in love with... her dad?

Directors: Mark Brull
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Power Struggle
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5.50
2 votes

#3 - Power Struggle

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/10/1990

Frustrated by how much time Nicole is spending with Zach -- and by the fact they seem to be invisible when the two are together -- Michael and Joey declare that she must date someone else for awhile.

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'Tis the Season
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5.76
37 votes

#4 - 'Tis the Season

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/20/1987

Joey and Michael anticipate their first Christmas with Nicole, but she's ignoring the holidays, her first without her mother.

Directors: Zane Buzby
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That's No Lady, That's My Mother
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6.50
4 votes

#5 - That's No Lady, That's My Mother

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/24/1989

Michael is out dating again; but this time, he finds himself dating Nicole's boyfriend's mother! Hilarity at it's best!

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The Family in Question
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6.67
3 votes

#6 - The Family in Question

Season 1 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/9/1988

When a newspaper reporter writes an article criticizing Judge Wilbur, most specially, her decision to put Nicole with Joey and Michael, a television reporter decides to do feature on them by interviewing everyone involve and record Nicole with her two fathers and see who is right.

Directors: Mark Brull
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I'm Dreaming of a Holiday Episode
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7.00
1 votes

#7 - I'm Dreaming of a Holiday Episode

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/20/1989

It's the holidays, and Joey is dreaming of what holidays and life would be like if they were older; a lot older.

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Sex, Judge, and Rock & Roll
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7.20
40 votes

#8 - Sex, Judge, and Rock & Roll

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/15/1987

After Joey strikes out with a woman, Michael is a hit, but the victory is short-lived when the woman turns out to be Judge Wilbur's niece -- who's engaged.

Directors: J.D. Lobue
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Nicole's First Date
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7.22
36 votes

#9 - Nicole's First Date

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/18/1987

Joey's lecture before Nicole's first date fails to cover what to do when the suitor fails to show up.

Directors: Peter Baldwin
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Once a Son . . .
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7.23
39 votes

#10 - Once a Son . . .

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/8/1987

Joey agrees to join his father's plumbing business if he fails to make a sale at his one-man art show.

Directors: Peter Baldwin
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The Artful Dodger
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7.29
38 votes

#11 - The Artful Dodger

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/29/1987

Joey's protest over Nicole's failing art grade turns into a date with the teacher, which doesn't earn Joey high marks.

Directors: J.D. Lobue
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Quality Time
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7.30
37 votes

#12 - Quality Time

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/6/1987

Michael is racked with guilt when business continually forces him to break dates with Nicole.

Directors: J.D. Lobue
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Whose Night is it, Anyway?
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7.30
37 votes

#13 - Whose Night is it, Anyway?

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/1/1987

The two dads have dates on the same night, so they decide to let Nicole and her friends baby-sit themselves.

Directors: Peter Baldwin
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Crime and Punishment
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7.32
38 votes

#14 - Crime and Punishment

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/4/1987

Nicole goes to the movies with a friend---and ends up in New Jersey.

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Joey Gets Pinned
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7.33
3 votes

#15 - Joey Gets Pinned

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/29/1989

Joey holds a bachelor party for a friend at his place. He ends up meeting a lady friend; a wrestler, and then ends up... marrying her? How will he get out of this one? You have to see it to believe it.

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Who's on First?
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7.33
3 votes

#16 - Who's on First?

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/18/1989

When Nicole asks her more experienced girlfriend for kissing tips, Michael and Joey prepare for a fathers daughter talk by enrolling in a sexuality awareness seminar attended by a group of angry women over 30.

Directors: Andrew D. Weyman
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Macho, Stupid Guy Time
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7.33
3 votes

#17 - Macho, Stupid Guy Time

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/1/1989

With Nicole away for the weekend, Michael and Joey resume a 15 year old bet that one of them can get their high school "no" queen of all time to say "yes" to a date.

Directors: Andrew D. Weyman
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Soho's by You
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7.34
38 votes

#18 - Soho's by You

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/27/1987

Michael insists the family move to his uptown apartment, which has no playmates for Nicole and no life as Joey knows it.

Directors: Peter Baldwin
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The Only Child
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7.34
35 votes

#19 - The Only Child

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/3/1988

Nicole's longing for a brother turns into a longing for equal time after the dads fulfill her request.

Directors: Zane Buxby
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Say Goodnight, Gracie
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7.50
2 votes

#20 - Say Goodnight, Gracie

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/1/1989

Joey decides to be considerate and watch his girlfriends baby Gracie. It decides to be more then the two men can handle, as the baby ends up staying all night; distrupting Michael's work, and waking up dear Judge Wilbur in the process.

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Getting Smart
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7.50
2 votes

#21 - Getting Smart

Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 7/29/1989

Nicole decides to drop out of an advanced English class - with best friend Shelby's encouragement, after overhearing Michael and Joey disdainfully discussing their "smart" boss, Karen.

Directors: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Gina Wendkos
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Basket Case
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7.50
2 votes

#22 - Basket Case

Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 4/19/1989

When Nicole fails to make the basketball team, Joey confronts her coach who turns out to be a very competitive woman both on and off the court.

Directors: Andrew D. Weyman
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The God of Love
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7.50
2 votes

#23 - The God of Love

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/15/1989

After Joey gets caught with a girl in the house, Nicole tells all of her friends, who now worships Joey like he is ""The God Of Love"" Is it more than Joey bargained for?

Directors: Andrew D. Weyman
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Dirty Dating
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7.50
2 votes

#24 - Dirty Dating

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/8/1989

Nicole rebels when Joey ignores her objections to his dating a hot but condescending woman. Her revenge? She goes out with every fathers nightmare someone named Chopper.

Directors: Andrew D. Weyman
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Fallen Idol
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7.67
3 votes

#25 - Fallen Idol

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/15/1989

A visit from her rock and roll idol Malcolm O'Dell leaves Nicole star-struck until the musician loses his music making ability.

Directors: Andrew D. Weyman
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