The WORST episodes of Even Stevens
Every episode of Even Stevens ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Even Stevens!
The Stevens are a middle-class family living in Sacramento, CA. Husband and father Steve is a successful attorney. Wife and mother Eileen is a state Senator. Their oldest child Donnie ia a high-school sports legend. Ren, an 8th-grader, is just about the perfect daughter. She makes the best grades, she's popular, she does volunteer work and other extracurricular tasks by the score. Her brother Louis, in the 7th grade, is her opposite. He likes to sleep late, he's messy, his grades are not good, he's frequently in detention and he seems to take nothing seriously. But he is serious about finding something of his own that he can do to put himself on a par with the rest of his overachieving family. Though he and Ren occasionally soften their attitudes toward each other, at any given moment the're likely to be fighting like mongoose and cobra.
#1 - A Very Scary Story
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 10/19/2001
Louis plans the “greatest school prank ever” for Halloween, but is sidetracked when milk-slurping zombies overtake the student body.
#2 - Beans on the Brain
Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 9/16/2002
Louis feels guilty about scratching plans with Beans in order to go out on a date; Donnie hangs up his pigskin, then becomes obsessed with personal grooming.
#3 - In Ren We Trust
Season 3 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/19/2003
At school, Louis and Tom are fooling around with Tom's boomerang when Louis flings it in the direction of Ren, Ruby and Monique, nearly hitting them. The group looks for the lost boomerang, but instead of finding it Ren stumbles upon something else. a metal briefcase, the kind used to carry large sums of cash! When the gang gets home, they open it up and check it out. Amazingly, they find that it IS full of money--$4,412 to be exact! Everyone starts mentally dividing up the loot and deciding how they are going to spend it--except for Ren, of course. Though the others are reluctant, they finally listen to Ren when she tells them the money is not theirs and must be turned over to the proper authorities. They all agree that Ren, being the most responsible one, should take the money to the police. But on the way to the station, Ren sees a pair of lizard-skin pants in the window of an expensive botique. She stops in to look, and the saleswoman there does quite a sales job on her, so much so
#4 - The Big Splash
Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 9/9/2002
Louis considers ending his reign as class clown of the diving team when a wild and crazy cannonball jump leaves Steve's boss all wet. Ren, meanwhile, hopes her pearly whites will win her “best smile” honors in the yearbook.
#5 - Boy on a Rock
Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 8/30/2002
Louis might ruin a friendship when Twitty's ex-girlfriend asks him to meet her at a notorious make-out spot.
#6 - Stevens Manor
Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 10/28/2002
With his parents away on vacation and his siblings in the company of friends, Louis turns the house into a bed-and-breakfast to make money for a snowboarding trip.
#7 - Raiders of the Lost Sausage
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/31/2002
Steve unexpectedly supports Louis's latest get-rich-quick scheme, which has them tunneling beneath the house for treasure. Ren grudgingly agrees to be tied to Larry for 5 days in an effort to end their rivalry. Eileen finds the positives to having an emu in the house.
#8 - Model Principal
Season 3 - Episode 19 - Aired 11/29/2002
Louis and Ren are thrilled when Principal Wexler takes a break from school to try his luck as a model, that is, until they meet his replacement. Donnie is confident of winning an arcade-game championship, as long as Beans is by his side.
#9 - Snow Job
Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 9/23/2002
Ren undergoes an intense week of training with the school's track-and-field coach in order to win a pole-vault event. Louis stages a snowstorm in hopes of delaying his algebra exam.
#10 - Hardly Famous
Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 8/9/2002
Louis follows best girlfriend Tawny's lead and auditions for admission to a school of the arts.
#11 - The King Sloppy
Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 8/16/2002
Louis and Twitty attempt to win a free 72-ounce hamburger by consuming it in less than 30 minutes. The large ground-beef sandwich also catches the eye of a foreign exchange student assigned to Ren.
#12 - Hutch Boy
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 7/5/2002
Louis is relieved to be spared a pummeling by the school bully, but finds it hard to deal with the fact that he was rescued by Tom Gribalski.
#13 - Short Story
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 6/21/2002
Ren is insecure about dating a shorter teen; Louis's evil twin invades Lawrence Junior High with a series of amateurish pranks.
#14 - Little Mr. Sacktown
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/10/2002
Louis urges Beans to enter the Little Mr. Sacktown competition, then gives up on the tyke as the contest draws near.
#15 - A Weak First Week
Season 1 - Episode 21 - Aired 2/23/2001
While stuck on a Ferris wheel, Ren and Louis recall very different views of Louis's first day at school.
#16 - Dirty Work
Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 9/6/2002
Louis serves his unlimited appetite for pancakes by forming a Lumber Jack association at school. An unamused Principal Wexler orders Ren to put an end to her brother's club.
#17 - Easy Crier
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 10/5/2001
Louis befriends a hulking transfer student named Lenny in hopes of teaming up to intimidate the eighth-graders. However, Lenny's fearsome physique masks a major soft streak.
#18 - Where in the World Is Pookie Stevens?
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/1/2002
The Stevenses comb the neighborhood for Ren's favorite childhood stuffed animal, which Louis mistakenly gave away during a garage sale.
#19 - Head Games
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/24/2001
Twitty is treated to a confidence-buster courtesy of Louis after finally proving his worth to the school baseball team. Ren goes against all odds to sit next to Bobby Deaver.
#20 - Band on the Roof
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/3/2002
The rise, fall, and rise again of Louis's garage quintet is the subject of a “rockumentary” by Tom Gribalski.
#21 - Leavin' Stevens
Season 3 - Episode 22 - Aired 6/2/2003
As the Stevens family watches the television anxiously on election night, Eileen is declared the winner of a seat in the United States House of Representatives! This means big--and immediate--changes for everyone, as the family makes hasty plans to move to Washington, D.C. On Louis' last day of school, he and Twitty are sorry to be parted, of course, but neither seems quite as upset as Tom, who's nearly in tears. When it comes time to say goodbye to Tawny, she and Louis awkwardly grope for the right words to say. Louis is on the verge of telling her that he'll miss her, but instead says he'll miss the cafeteria's chili fries! Ren, Ruby and Monique aren't having any trouble expressing themselves, however; all three girls are upset. True to her usual efficient self, though, Ren goes out and finds a new best friend for her two mates. Her name is Denise, and she's a virtual clone of Ren! Meanwhile when Donnie tells Coach Tugnut he's leaving town, the news sends the coach into a catatonic
#22 - Stevens Genes
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/24/2000
Louis is the Big Kid on Campus after clocking an impressive time in the 100-yd. dash and being invited onto the track team, until Ren gets wind of the source of his speed.
#23 - Surf's Up
Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 3/31/2003
The gang spend the day at the beach. Louis feels rejected when Twitty goes off with the cool kids and Ren falls in love with a merman.
#24 - Wild Child
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 9/28/2001
Eileen declares her secretary-of-state candidacy during a TV interview, but her chances are jeopardized by Louis throwing a tantrum. Donnie teaches Nelson a “lethal” martial-arts move to use against bullies.
#25 - Uncle Chuck
Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 12/21/2001
Louis finds a kindred spirit in his visiting uncle. Ren's cooking-class project fails to make the grade.