The BEST episodes of Dilbert season 2

Every episode of Dilbert season 2, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Dilbert season 2!

The series follows the adventures of a middle-aged white collar office worker, named Dilbert, who is extremely intelligent in regards to all things that fall within the boundaries of electrical engineering. Although Dilbert's intelligence greatly surpasses that of his incompetent colleagues at work, he is unable to question certain processes that he believes to be inefficient, due to his lack of power within the organization. Thus, he is consistently found to be unsatisfied with the decisions that are made in his workplace, because of the fact that many times he has many suggestions to improve the decision, yet is incapable of expressing them. Consequently, he is often found to show a pessimistic and frustrated attitude, which ultimately lands him in various comedic situations that revolve around concepts like leadership, teamwork, communication, and corporate culture.

Last Updated: 10/31/2024Network: UPNStatus: Ended
The Return
star
8.21
131 votes

#1 - The Return

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 2/22/2000

Dilbert tries to buy a computer online but gets the wrong model, leading to an unpleasant surprise when he tries to return it to Comp-U-Comp headquarters.

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The Trial
star
8.19
136 votes

#2 - The Trial

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/23/1999

Dilbert is sent to prison after the Pointy-Haired boss frames him for a fatal traffic accident that kills multiple nobel prize winners. Once inside, he applies his knowledge of mathematics and engineering to prison life and takes over his cell block.

Directors: Chris Dozois
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Pregnancy
star
8.02
129 votes

#3 - Pregnancy

Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 6/6/2000

Ratbert accidentally sends Dilbert's model rocket into space. When it returns with samples of DNA from aliens, cows, hillbillies, engineers, and robots, it rectally impales Dilbert, impregnating him. Part one of a two part episode.

Directors: Andi Klein
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The Virtual Employee
star
7.99
133 votes

#4 - The Virtual Employee

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 5/30/2000

Dilbert and his co-workers find an empty cubicle and start dumping their obsolete computer equipment into it. To keep the marketing department from claiming the cubicle, they hack into the human resources database and create a profile for a fake engineer named Todd. The plan backfires when Todd is named project leader and develops a messianic reputation.

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Company Picnic
star
7.98
132 votes

#5 - Company Picnic

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 7/11/2000

The annual company picnic is coming up and with it the yearly softball game between Marketing and Engineering. Dilbert becomes involved in a Romeo and Juliet-esque relationship with the new girl from Marketing.

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The Shroud of Wally
star
7.97
221 votes

#6 - The Shroud of Wally

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/9/1999

Dilbert has a near-death experience at a gas station, and finds that the afterlife is exactly like the office. Meanwhile, a group listening to a multi-level marketing speech become hypnotized, and through a bizarre accident caused by a crashing space shuttle and the birthday kit create a religion based on Wally. Dilbert and Dogbert manage to cover up the crash, while Wally turns away his followers with his odd habits.

Writer: Scott Adams
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The Delivery
star
7.96
132 votes

#7 - The Delivery

Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 6/13/2000

Dilbert's pregnancy turns into a media circus as the various "parents" of his baby sue for custody, with Steve Austin presiding over the hearing. Part two of a two part episode.

Directors: Craig R. Maras
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The Gift
star
7.95
219 votes

#8 - The Gift

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/2/1999

Dilmom's birthday is coming up! In search of the perfect gift, Dilbert and Dogbert go shopping, but an unspeakable event in Dilbert's childhood has him afraid to set foot in that horrible monstrosity known as The Mall.

Directors: Gloria Jenkins
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Hunger
star
7.94
165 votes

#9 - Hunger

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/1/2000

Dilbert tries to end world hunger by creating a new, safe, artificial food, but it tastes so bad that even people dying of starvation refuse to eat it – until Dilmom gets involved.

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The Assistant
star
7.93
137 votes

#10 - The Assistant

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 2/15/2000

In an effort to conceal the fact that there are engineering jobs elsewhere, Dilbert is unwillingly promoted to management and given an assistant, sparking a showdown with the other engineers.

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The Fact
star
7.83
132 votes

#11 - The Fact

Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 7/18/2000

Dogbert becomes rich and famous by writing a best-selling book about an imaginary disease, "Chronic Cubicle Syndrome", and Dilbert finds himself saddled with the job of devising a cure.

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Ethics
star
7.83
132 votes

#12 - Ethics

Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 7/25/2000

After the company employees are forced to take ethical training classes, Dilbert is put in charge of designing a nationwide Internet voting network. His scruples are put to the test when an attractive female representative of a tobacco special-interest group tries to seduce him.

Directors: Michael Goguen
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The Off-Site Meeting
star
7.81
160 votes

#13 - The Off-Site Meeting

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 2/8/2000

Dilbert's home is chosen as the location for an off-site meeting when a environmentalist sues his company because of their deforestation policies.

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Art
star
7.79
164 votes

#14 - Art

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/16/1999

Dilbert is assigned to create a digital work of art. The result, the "Blue Duck," ends up appealing to the lowest common denominator of society and destroys the value and popularity of classic artworks.

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The Dupey
star
7.42
138 votes

#15 - The Dupey

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/7/1999

Dilbert's attempts to design a children's toy go horribly awry when the toys gain sentience and mutate into hideous but benevolent creatures that want independence.

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The Merger
star
7.34
109 votes

#16 - The Merger

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 1/25/2000

The Pointy-Haired Boss decides that the company needs to merge with another, and unwittingly chooses a company of brain-sucking extraterrestrials.

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The Security Guard
star
7.27
111 votes

#17 - The Security Guard

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 1/18/2000

After a heated debate, Dilbert and the building's security guard trade jobs to see who can do the other's job better. Dilbert quickly finds himself in over his head when he discovers an illegal casino being run underneath the building.

Directors: Rick Del Carmen
Writer: Scott Adams
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