The BEST episodes written by Scott Adams

The Return
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8.21
131 votes

#1 - The Return

Dilbert - Season 2 - Episode 13

Dilbert tries to buy a computer online but gets the wrong model, leading to an unpleasant surprise when he tries to return it to Comp-U-Comp headquarters.

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Pregnancy
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8.02
129 votes

#2 - Pregnancy

Dilbert - Season 2 - Episode 16

Ratbert accidentally sends Dilbert's model rocket into space. When it returns with samples of DNA from aliens, cows, hillbillies, engineers, and robots, it rectally impales Dilbert, impregnating him. Part one of a two part episode.

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Holiday
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8.01
141 votes

#3 - Holiday

Dilbert - Season 1 - Episode 12

Dilbert thinks there are too many time-wasting holidays; Dogbert concurrently convinces Congress to abandon all holidays in favor of a "National Dogbert Day".

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The Virtual Employee
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7.99
133 votes

#4 - The Virtual Employee

Dilbert - Season 2 - Episode 12

Dilbert and his co-workers find an empty cubicle and start dumping their obsolete computer equipment into it. To keep the marketing department from claiming the cubicle, they hack into the human resources database and create a profile for a fake engineer named Todd. The plan backfires when Todd is named project leader and develops a messianic reputation.

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Company Picnic
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7.98
132 votes

#5 - Company Picnic

Dilbert - Season 2 - Episode 11

The annual company picnic is coming up and with it the yearly softball game between Marketing and Engineering. Dilbert becomes involved in a Romeo and Juliet-esque relationship with the new girl from Marketing.

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The Shroud of Wally
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7.97
221 votes

#6 - The Shroud of Wally

Dilbert - Season 2 - Episode 3

Dilbert has a near-death experience at a gas station, and finds that the afterlife is exactly like the office. Meanwhile, a group listening to a multi-level marketing speech become hypnotized, and through a bizarre accident caused by a crashing space shuttle and the birthday kit create a religion based on Wally. Dilbert and Dogbert manage to cover up the crash, while Wally turns away his followers with his odd habits.

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The Delivery
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7.96
132 votes

#7 - The Delivery

Dilbert - Season 2 - Episode 17

Dilbert's pregnancy turns into a media circus as the various "parents" of his baby sue for custody, with Steve Austin presiding over the hearing. Part two of a two part episode.

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Y2K
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7.94
227 votes

#8 - Y2K

Dilbert - Season 1 - Episode 9

On the eve of the new millennium, everyone — except Dilbert — is making New Year's plans. While assuring everyone that the company is prepared for Y2K, Dilbert discovers that the computer mainframe's main processor isn't Y2K-compatible and all the company's systems will crash if it isn't fixed. Dilbert is rewarded for discovering this by being assigned to fix it, and he discovers that the system's original programmer was Wally. But have years of drudge work dulled his brain too much to be able to tackle this crucial task?

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Hunger
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7.94
165 votes

#9 - Hunger

Dilbert - Season 2 - Episode 6

Dilbert tries to end world hunger by creating a new, safe, artificial food, but it tastes so bad that even people dying of starvation refuse to eat it – until Dilmom gets involved.

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The Assistant
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7.93
137 votes

#10 - The Assistant

Dilbert - Season 2 - Episode 10

In an effort to conceal the fact that there are engineering jobs elsewhere, Dilbert is unwillingly promoted to management and given an assistant, sparking a showdown with the other engineers.

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The Knack
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7.90
199 votes

#11 - The Knack

Dilbert - Season 1 - Episode 10

Dilbert loses "the knack" for technology when he gets management DNA from accidentally drinking from the Boss' cup. His resulting missteps send the world back to the Dark Ages.

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Infomercial
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7.85
166 votes

#12 - Infomercial

Dilbert - Season 1 - Episode 13

The pre-production, non-lab-tested Gruntmaster 6000 is scheduled to be tested by a Texan family whose ill treatment of it threatens to destroy the world. Meanwhile, the Boss begins predicting the future while asleep after injuring his head while making a commercial for the Gruntmaster 6000.

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The Fact
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7.83
132 votes

#13 - The Fact

Dilbert - Season 2 - Episode 15

Dogbert becomes rich and famous by writing a best-selling book about an imaginary disease, "Chronic Cubicle Syndrome", and Dilbert finds himself saddled with the job of devising a cure.

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Ethics
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7.83
132 votes

#14 - Ethics

Dilbert - Season 2 - Episode 14

After the company employees are forced to take ethical training classes, Dilbert is put in charge of designing a nationwide Internet voting network. His scruples are put to the test when an attractive female representative of a tobacco special-interest group tries to seduce him.

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Little People
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7.82
181 votes

#15 - Little People

Dilbert - Season 1 - Episode 7

Dilbert discovers that the office is inhabited by a race of former employees who have been "downsized" (literally shrunken down to size after they've been laid off) after finding all of his belongings used, the dry-erase markers disappearing, and X-rated websites on his computer.

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The Off-Site Meeting
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7.81
160 votes

#16 - The Off-Site Meeting

Dilbert - Season 2 - Episode 9

Dilbert's home is chosen as the location for an off-site meeting when a environmentalist sues his company because of their deforestation policies.

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Art
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7.79
164 votes

#17 - Art

Dilbert - Season 2 - Episode 5

Dilbert is assigned to create a digital work of art. The result, the "Blue Duck," ends up appealing to the lowest common denominator of society and destroys the value and popularity of classic artworks.

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Charity
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7.73
221 votes

#18 - Charity

Dilbert - Season 1 - Episode 11

Dilbert questions the idea of charity and is forced to be the coordinator for the "Associated Way" charity drive.

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The Takeover
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7.69
278 votes

#19 - The Takeover

Dilbert - Season 1 - Episode 6

Dilbert and Wally become majority shareholders of their company after Dogbert manipulates the stock market.

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The Name
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7.52
382 votes

#20 - The Name

Dilbert - Season 1 - Episode 1

Dilbert is tasked with naming a product that hasn't even been designed yet, and the stress (brought on by a recurring nightmare) makes Dilbert think he's turning into a chicken.

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The Dupey
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7.42
138 votes

#21 - The Dupey

Dilbert - Season 2 - Episode 4

Dilbert's attempts to design a children's toy go horribly awry when the toys gain sentience and mutate into hideous but benevolent creatures that want independence.

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The Merger
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7.34
109 votes

#22 - The Merger

Dilbert - Season 2 - Episode 8

The Pointy-Haired Boss decides that the company needs to merge with another, and unwittingly chooses a company of brain-sucking extraterrestrials.

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The Security Guard
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7.27
111 votes

#23 - The Security Guard

Dilbert - Season 2 - Episode 7

After a heated debate, Dilbert and the building's security guard trade jobs to see who can do the other's job better. Dilbert quickly finds himself in over his head when he discovers an illegal casino being run underneath the building.

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