The BEST episodes written by Ned Goldreyer

The Return
star
8.21
131 votes

#1 - The Return

Dilbert - Season 2 - Episode 13

Dilbert tries to buy a computer online but gets the wrong model, leading to an unpleasant surprise when he tries to return it to Comp-U-Comp headquarters.

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Baby, You Can't Drive My Car
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8.15
33 votes

#2 - Baby, You Can't Drive My Car

Grounded for Life - Season 2 - Episode 1

After the family car goes missing one night, the Finnertys find themselves at an impasse: Sean is in mourning over the loss, while Claudia hopes to gain from a slightly inflated insurance claim. But when the battered remains of the car are towed to the house a few days later, it becomes clear that Lily has been covering her tracks about an ill-fated joyride -- and the reason why her parents have to buy the missing parts from Eddie's maniacal mechanic.

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Holiday
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8.01
141 votes

#3 - Holiday

Dilbert - Season 1 - Episode 12

Dilbert thinks there are too many time-wasting holidays; Dogbert concurrently convinces Congress to abandon all holidays in favor of a "National Dogbert Day".

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The Virtual Employee
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7.99
133 votes

#4 - The Virtual Employee

Dilbert - Season 2 - Episode 12

Dilbert and his co-workers find an empty cubicle and start dumping their obsolete computer equipment into it. To keep the marketing department from claiming the cubicle, they hack into the human resources database and create a profile for a fake engineer named Todd. The plan backfires when Todd is named project leader and develops a messianic reputation.

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The Gift
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7.95
219 votes

#5 - The Gift

Dilbert - Season 2 - Episode 1

Dilmom's birthday is coming up! In search of the perfect gift, Dilbert and Dogbert go shopping, but an unspeakable event in Dilbert's childhood has him afraid to set foot in that horrible monstrosity known as The Mall.

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Henry's Been Working for the Drug Squad
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7.94
53 votes

#6 - Henry's Been Working for the Drug Squad

Grounded for Life - Season 3 - Episode 6

From TV Guide: Following his school's drug-awareness day, Henry thinks his family is on drugs and stages an intervention for Sean after he finds a suspicious plant growing in the yard.

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The Knack
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7.90
199 votes

#7 - The Knack

Dilbert - Season 1 - Episode 10

Dilbert loses "the knack" for technology when he gets management DNA from accidentally drinking from the Boss' cup. His resulting missteps send the world back to the Dark Ages.

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Jimmy's Got a Gun
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7.86
64 votes

#8 - Jimmy's Got a Gun

Grounded for Life - Season 1 - Episode 11

Walt gives Jimmy a BB gun for his birthday, prompting an all-out war between him and Sean, which ends up with Walt in the hospital, shot in the rump.

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Infomercial
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7.85
166 votes

#9 - Infomercial

Dilbert - Season 1 - Episode 13

The pre-production, non-lab-tested Gruntmaster 6000 is scheduled to be tested by a Texan family whose ill treatment of it threatens to destroy the world. Meanwhile, the Boss begins predicting the future while asleep after injuring his head while making a commercial for the Gruntmaster 6000.

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Take It to the Limit
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7.83
53 votes

#10 - Take It to the Limit

Grounded for Life - Season 2 - Episode 13

Lily's compulsive credit-card usage sinks Sean's plans to take Jimmy and his friends to a pricey waterpark; Eddie refuses to open up to his family about the contents of his mysterious locked box. (TV Guide)

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Pictures of Willy
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7.80
49 votes

#11 - Pictures of Willy

Grounded for Life - Season 4 - Episode 21

Eddie persuades Sean to help him break into his ex-girlfriend's apartment to steal embarrassing photographs.

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Art
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7.79
164 votes

#12 - Art

Dilbert - Season 2 - Episode 5

Dilbert is assigned to create a digital work of art. The result, the "Blue Duck," ends up appealing to the lowest common denominator of society and destroys the value and popularity of classic artworks.

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Love Child
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7.77
61 votes

#13 - Love Child

Grounded for Life - Season 1 - Episode 15

In the season finale, Lily is horrified when she learns that she was born before her parents were married, until she gets the whole story

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The Competition
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7.71
310 votes

#14 - The Competition

Dilbert - Season 1 - Episode 3

Dilbert is fired from his job when he is suspected of being a spy for a rival company (which was a rumor cooked up by Dogbert's online newsletter) and gets hired at a company that actually treats their workers like people.

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The Takeover
star
7.69
278 votes

#15 - The Takeover

Dilbert - Season 1 - Episode 6

Dilbert and Wally become majority shareholders of their company after Dogbert manipulates the stock market.

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My Ex-Boyfriend's Back
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7.67
52 votes

#16 - My Ex-Boyfriend's Back

Grounded for Life - Season 4 - Episode 13

Lily resents her ex-boyfriend's ability to move on so quickly after she dumped him; Eddie's stand-up routine flops until he incorporates material from Claudia and Sean's personal life.

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Beat on the Brat
star
7.66
53 votes

#17 - Beat on the Brat

Grounded for Life - Season 4 - Episode 23

Sean disciplines one of Henry's bratty friends; Lily asks Brad to choose between her and his geeky friends; Eddie uses a Jewish online dating service.

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Lisa the Simpson
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7.52
1620 votes

#18 - Lisa the Simpson

The Simpsons - Season 9 - Episode 17

Lisa struggles with solving a simple puzzle and fears that the "Simpson gene” is suddenly wiping out her intelligence. Homer stages a family reunion in hopes of introducing Lisa to some Simpsons she can respect.

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Treehouse of Horror VIII
star
7.44
1834 votes

#19 - Treehouse of Horror VIII

The Simpsons - Season 9 - Episode 4

In “The Homega Man,” Homer faces a post-apocalyptic Springfield. Next, Bart attempts to become Superfly in "Fly vs. Fly." In “Easy-Bake Coven,” amidst a witch hunt in 1649, Marge and her sisters invent trick-or-treating.

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Direct to Video
star
7.33
9 votes

#20 - Direct to Video

Jonas - Season 2 - Episode 9

The boys hatch a plan to prove to their Father that Kevin has what it takes to direct the band's latest music video.

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Eddie Said Knock You Out
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7.31
26 votes

#21 - Eddie Said Knock You Out

Grounded for Life - Season 2 - Episode 14

Sean accepts a challenge from his obnoxious neighbor, Mr. O'Keefe, for a boxing match. But he has second thoughts when he discovers Eddie's tried to fix the fight. Meanwhile, Claudia becomes enraged when she learns about a rumour that she's had breast enhancement surgery.

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Cat Scratch Fever
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7.23
57 votes

#22 - Cat Scratch Fever

Grounded for Life - Season 3 - Episode 3

Things get tense at the bar when Sean hires his high school fantasy girl as the bartender. And Lily freaks out when she tells Dean she loves him at a concert and can't hear his reponse.

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I'm Looking Through You
star
7.12
57 votes

#23 - I'm Looking Through You

Grounded for Life - Season 5 - Episode 7

Sean's old friend Dave is in town, a children's performer who goes under the name ""J.J. Bodybuddy"". He lets Dave stay at his house...but it isn't entirely altruistic. He's promised the school that he can get J.J. Bodybuddy to do a show for the kids. The problem is, Dave--a recovered alcoholic who hasn't touched the stuff in ten years--gets too drunk to do the gig, and Sean has to put on the Bodybuddy leotard hismelf. Meanwhile, Lily is jealous of the new baby, and is letting her feelings be known vociferously.

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And... Action!
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6.36
11 votes

#24 - And... Action!

Jonas - Season 2 - Episode 4

Joe arrives late to the set, which does not make the director happy. Macy gives DZ a makeover to prepare him for his first date.

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Save the Clams
star
2.00
1 votes

#25 - Save the Clams

Back at the Barnyard - Season 1 - Episode 47

Otis takes in a clam that Abby rescued from a nearby café. However, the clam is a rude and demanding house guest and, to make matters worse, it reproduces many party going clams. And they don't want to leave.

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