The BEST episodes of Comedy Central Presents season 9

Every episode of Comedy Central Presents season 9, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Comedy Central Presents season 9!

Since 1998, Comedy Central Presents has showcased America's finest comedians doing their finest work on the finest stage on television. In short, Comedy Central Presents provides every comedy fan's fantasy -- a half-hour alone with the best stand-ups on the scene. Don't miss it when your favorite comedian hits our stage.

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Jimmy Carr (1)
star
8.09
35 votes

#1 - Jimmy Carr (1)

Season 9 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/14/2005

Comedy Central Presents an all-new half-hour of stand-up from comedian Jimmy Carr.

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Rocky LaPorte
star
7.96
28 votes

#2 - Rocky LaPorte

Season 9 - Episode 18 - Aired 6/10/2005

Comedy Central Presents an all-new half-hour of stand-up from comedian Rocky LaPorte. Rocky LaPorte knows what it means when a guy says he'll put his foot in your ass.

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Lynne Koplitz
star
7.83
29 votes

#3 - Lynne Koplitz

Season 9 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/29/2005

Southern Belle Lynne Koplitz reveals why you should date younger men and how not to diet in this all-new half-hour stand-up special.

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Steve McGrew
star
7.75
4 votes

#4 - Steve McGrew

Season 9 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/25/2004

Good ol' boy Steve McGrew explains why God hates mobile homes and how wives should wear lingerie in this half-hour stand-up special.

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Craig Shoemaker
star
7.67
3 votes

#5 - Craig Shoemaker

Season 9 - Episode 19 - Aired 6/17/2005

Comedy Central Presents an all-new half-hour of stand-up from comedian Craig Shoemaker. Craig Shoemaker says you haven't lived till you've seen granny hoeing weed in the backyard.

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Christian Finnegan
star
7.60
5 votes

#6 - Christian Finnegan

Season 9 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/11/2005

Christian Finnegan gets philosophical about Monopoly and gives us his rendition of the "birds and the bees" talk in this half-hour stand-up special.

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Keith Robinson
star
7.56
32 votes

#7 - Keith Robinson

Season 9 - Episode 17 - Aired 6/3/2005

Comedy Central Presents an all-new half-hour of stand-up from comedian Keith Robinson.

Russ Meneve
star
7.44
55 votes

#8 - Russ Meneve

Season 9 - Episode 10 - Aired 4/8/2005

Russ Meneve explains why it's hard to be a kid today and the many things to fear in life in this all-new half-hour stand-up special. Russ Meneve talks dirty to food and worries about the pizza getting cold in porn movies.

Dan Naturman
star
7.33
3 votes

#9 - Dan Naturman

Season 9 - Episode 11 - Aired 4/15/2005

New York guy Dan Naturman discusses the finer points of flying, dating, and what to do when you hate your job in this all-new half-hour stand-up special.

Henry Phillips
star
7.25
4 votes

#10 - Henry Phillips

Season 9 - Episode 23 - Aired 7/15/2005

Comedy Central Presents an all-new half-hour of stand-up from comedian Henry Phillips.

Reno Collier
star
7.00
4 votes

#11 - Reno Collier

Season 9 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/4/2005

West Virginia native Reno Collier breaks down the does and dont's of dating cousins and how not to have a baby in this all-new half-hour stand-up special.

Harland Williams
star
7.00
3 votes

#12 - Harland Williams

Season 9 - Episode 20 - Aired 6/24/2005

Harland Williams reveals all of his off-the-wall thoughts and experiences in this all-new half-hour stand-up special.

Godfrey
star
7.00
6 votes

#13 - Godfrey

Season 9 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/18/2005

Comedy Central Presents an all-new half-hour of stand-up from comedian Godfrey.

Lizz Winstead
star
7.00
5 votes

#14 - Lizz Winstead

Season 9 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/8/2004

Comedy Central Presents an all-new half-hour of stand-up from comedian Lizz Winstead.

Jeff Cesario
star
6.75
4 votes

#15 - Jeff Cesario

Season 9 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/25/2005

Jeff Cesario discusses his sperm, then makes the grossest big booty analogy you've ever heard in this half-hour of stand-up special

Al Madrigal
star
6.75
4 votes

#16 - Al Madrigal

Season 9 - Episode 21 - Aired 7/1/2005

Comedy Central Presents an all-new half-hour of stand-up from comedian Al Madrigal.

Alonzo Bodden
star
6.67
3 votes

#17 - Alonzo Bodden

Season 9 - Episode 22 - Aired 7/8/2005

Comedy Central Presents an all-new half-hour of stand-up from comedian Alonzo Bodden.

Tom Shillue
star
6.50
4 votes

#18 - Tom Shillue

Season 9 - Episode 13 - Aired 5/6/2005

History junkie Tom Shillue uncovers the hidden sexuality in our nation's Constitution in this all-new half-hour stand-up special.

Todd Lynn
star
6.50
2 votes

#19 - Todd Lynn

Season 9 - Episode 14 - Aired 5/13/2005

Comedy Central Presents an all-new half-hour of stand-up from comedian Todd Lynn.

Aries Spears
star
6.50
6 votes

#20 - Aries Spears

Season 9 - Episode 15 - Aired 5/20/2005

Impressionist Aries Spears imagines a world where Bill Cosby and Eddie Murphy must resort to cannibalism in this all-new stand-up special.

Tess
star
6.20
5 votes

#21 - Tess

Season 9 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/25/2005

Self-proclaimed ""Juicy Girl"" Tess explains why she should run for office but would never file for sexual harassment in this half-hour stand-up special.

Drew Fraser
star
6.20
5 votes

#22 - Drew Fraser

Season 9 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/1/2005

Drew Fraser reveals how not to break-up with a girl and why you shouldn't wear work accessories in bed in this all-new half-hour stand-up special. From skates to kidnapping, Drew Fraser reveals the dangerous truth about being a kid in the suburbs.

Vic Henley
star
6.00
3 votes

#23 - Vic Henley

Season 9 - Episode 16 - Aired 5/27/2005

Comedy Central Presents an all-new half-hour of stand-up from comedian Vic Henley. Vic Henley has the ultimate proof that Elvis is dead.

Corey Holcomb
star
5.00
1 votes

#24 - Corey Holcomb

Season 9 - Episode 24 - Aired 7/22/2005

Comedy Central Presents an all-new half-hour of stand-up from comedian Corey Holcomb.