The WORST episodes of Clarkson's Farm
Every episode of Clarkson's Farm ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Clarkson's Farm!
Follow Jeremy Clarkson as he embarks on his latest adventure, farming. The man who claims to be allergic to manual labor takes on the most manually labor intensive job there is. What could possibly go wrong?
#1 - Melting
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/11/2021
Jeremy discovers why British farmers are always complaining about the weather. It's mostly because it never does what they want it to do.
#2 - Tractoring
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/11/2021
Jeremy Clarkson embarks on his path towards muddy misery and potential ruin by running his own farm.
#3 - Shopping
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/11/2021
Jeremy Clarkson decides to open a farm shop to sell his own produce. This sounds like it should be easy. It isn't.
#4 - Fluffing
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/11/2021
As the drought drags on and the harvest time gets closer, Jeremy and his motley crew have a fearsome list of jobs to complete.
#5 - Solo-ing
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/23/2025
Kaleb and Lisa are both away and Jeremy has been left to run the farm on his own. Help is soon needed, and the arrival of a new farmhand to ease the burden gives Jeremy space for some strategic thinking.
#6 - Wilding
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/11/2021
Jeremy Clarkson decides to become a naturalist.
#7 - Schmoozing
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/10/2023
Faced with Council powers that be, Jeremy uses two of his greatest skills: diplomacy and respect for red tape.
#8 - Pan (dem) icking
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/11/2021
As Covid-19 puts Britain on lockdown, Jeremy suddenly finds that his biggest worries aren't all related to the upcoming lambing season.
#9 - Jobbing
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/3/2024
It's Christmas time on the farm and Kaleb gives Jeremy a festive surprise. However their relationship becomes strained as they bicker while getting on with the farms winter jobs.
#10 - Crawling
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/23/2025
Relentless wet weather puts the crop planting in crisis, Kaleb returns to find another farmer on his patch, and while his pub search continues, in an effort to dry the soil Jeremy gets to grips with a new piece of kit.
#11 - Cowering
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/10/2023
Jeremy's new herd of cows settle in, but soon reject the fence that keeps them in…
#12 - Sheeping
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/11/2021
Jeremy decides to get a flock of sheep, not realising the added complications these high-maintenance animals will bring.
#13 - Surviving
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/10/2023
Jeremy Clarkson sets out to diversify, as a way of increasing his annual profit (£144 last year).
#14 - Pubbing
Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/23/2025
Jeremy has found a promising pub, Diddly Squat’s newest arrival teaches him a thing or two about farming, and the ageing Lamborghini has competition.
#15 - Cottaging
Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/23/2025
There’s a big new arrival at the farm, a much smaller one down in the pig pens, and it looks as though the pub search might finally be over.
#16 - Badgering
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/10/2023
Jeremy Clarkson comes face to face with his nemesis: the badger.
#17 - Counselling
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/10/2023
The fall-out from the Council's decision continues to fall out…
#18 - Council-ing
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/10/2023
The day of the Council's decision on Jeremy's restaurant arrives...
#19 - Hurrying
Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/6/2025
A diary cock-up turns the pub into a pressure cooker, and the start of the harvest runs Jeremy ragged. Team Diddly Squat will have to dig deep to get both across the line.
#20 - Scheming
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/10/2023
Jeremy's restaurant idea is re-born, and there's not a moment to waste…
#21 - Parking
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/10/2024
Team Diddly assemble for a much needed building project and Jeremy brings in the Chairman of the British Deer Society to help with the deer management issues on the farm.
#22 - Harrowing
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/3/2024
Jeremy treats Kaleb to something he hopes will help with his farming, and Lisa and Jeremy discover just how tough being pig farmers can be.
#23 - Unfarming
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/3/2024
We return to Diddly Squat to find the farm in turmoil. The Council has shut down the restaurant, the weather is making planting crops impossible and costs are on the up. Jeremy needs to formulate a new plan to get his farm through the year.
#24 - Splurging
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/30/2025
With his pub plan finally taking shape, Jeremy heads to his first cattle market to buy up some beef. But calling in the experts to help get the pub off the ground, Jeremy soon discovers the costs are only just beginning.
#25 - Endgaming
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/30/2025
It’s the middle of May, the livestock are heading out to graze, and while the goats are going high-tech, the cows are getting a bull-friend. If only progress with the pub was as positive.