The WORST episodes of Clarkson's Farm

Every episode of Clarkson's Farm ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Clarkson's Farm!

Follow Jeremy Clarkson as he embarks on his latest adventure, farming. The man who claims to be allergic to manual labor takes on the most manually labor intensive job there is. What could possibly go wrong?

Last Updated: 8/3/2026Network: Prime VideoStatus: Continuing

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#1 - Hurrying

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/6/2025

A diary cock-up turns the pub into a pressure cooker, and the start of the harvest runs Jeremy ragged. Team Diddly Squat will have to dig deep to get both across the line.

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#2 - Mushrooming

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/10/2024

Jeremy's mushroom empire begins to appear all consuming as he struggles to keep on top of his newest venture and Kaleb and Charlie are off to London for a very important meeting.

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#3 - Parking

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/10/2024

Team Diddly assemble for a much needed building project and Jeremy brings in the Chairman of the British Deer Society to help with the deer management issues on the farm.

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#4 - Calculating

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/10/2024

Harvest time arrives and is tenser than ever, as Jeremy and Kaleb find out how profitable both Jeremy's new projects and Kaleb's arable farming have been this year.

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#5 - Solo-ing

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/23/2025

Kaleb and Lisa are both away and Jeremy has been left to run the farm on his own. Help is soon needed, and the arrival of a new farmhand to ease the burden gives Jeremy space for some strategic thinking.

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#6 - Pubbing

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/23/2025

Jeremy has found a promising pub, Diddly Squat’s newest arrival teaches him a thing or two about farming, and the ageing Lamborghini has competition.

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#7 - Crawling

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/23/2025

Relentless wet weather puts the crop planting in crisis, Kaleb returns to find another farmer on his patch, and while his pub search continues, in an effort to dry the soil Jeremy gets to grips with a new piece of kit.

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#8 - Cottaging

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/23/2025

There’s a big new arrival at the farm, a much smaller one down in the pig pens, and it looks as though the pub search might finally be over.

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#9 - Endgaming

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/30/2025

It’s the middle of May, the livestock are heading out to graze, and while the goats are going high-tech, the cows are getting a bull-friend. If only progress with the pub was as positive.

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#10 - Splurging

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/30/2025

With his pub plan finally taking shape, Jeremy heads to his first cattle market to buy up some beef. But calling in the experts to help get the pub off the ground, Jeremy soon discovers the costs are only just beginning.

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#11 - Healing

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/10/2024

Spring has sprung and rejuvinated Jeremy's farming the unfarmed idea, as he takes on multiple new projects to try and turn a profit from his unused land.. And there are some one week old arrivals to the farm to lift everyone's spirits.

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#12 - Landlording

Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/6/2025

It’s bank holiday weekend and the pub opens for business. Whether it stays open for business is another matter. Back at Diddly Squat, the harvest results come in and the curtain falls on another farming year.

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#13 - Operating

Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/3/2026

A health scare sees Jeremy looking for ways to make life at Diddly Squat less stressful. A new breed of sheep might help, but his new pub might not.

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#14 - Storming

Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/3/2026

Jeremy hatches a plan for the pub's first festive season, kicking off in style when the Farmer's Dog hosts a gig by one of Ireland's biggest bands. Elsewhere, farmers from across the UK gather to protest the government's latest tax hikes.

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#15 - Tripping

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/3/2026

It's the new year and Jeremy decides Diddly Squat needs a bold new direction. Diving headlong into the world of high-tech farming, he takes Kaleb on his first ever trip abroad to find out how it's done.

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#16 - Updating

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/3/2026

Autonomous farming arrives at Diddly Squat. Which is just as well, because there are problems at the pub, and with the pigs.

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#17 - Decapitating

Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/10/2026

Diddly Squat 2.0 continues to take shape with a new farm office and the arrival of a droid. The snails, meanwhile, have been getting along famously, and the cows are due to give birth any day.

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#18 - Frazzling

Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/10/2026

Diddly Squat is basking in a sunny spell. There're baby animals aplenty, the high-tech crops are coming along nicely and there's a big night at the pub to look forward to. The only question is, when does a sunny spell become a drought?

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#19 - Sickening

Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/17/2026

Jeremy busies himself with a project close to his heart, inviting over a local birdlife expert to offer advice on how Diddly Squat can be more friendly to its winged residents. And while things get heated when that advice clashes Kaleb's tried-and-tested farming ways, all is soon forgotten when - with the harvest looming - the farm is rocked by some devastating news.

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#20 - Reaping

Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/17/2026

With the farm still reeling from its shock TB diagnosis, there's no time to dwell as the harvest arrives. This year's will be like no other, and only once the results are in can the Diddly Squat family take stock of this rollercoaster of a farming year.