The WORST episodes of Clarkson's Farm
Every episode of Clarkson's Farm ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Clarkson's Farm!
Follow Jeremy Clarkson as he embarks on his latest adventure, farming. The man who claims to be allergic to manual labor takes on the most manually labor intensive job there is. What could possibly go wrong?
#1 - Melting
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/11/2021
Jeremy discovers why British farmers are always complaining about the weather. It's mostly because it never does what they want it to do.
#2 - Tractoring
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/11/2021
Jeremy Clarkson embarks on his path towards muddy misery and potential ruin by running his own farm.
#3 - Shopping
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/11/2021
Jeremy Clarkson decides to open a farm shop to sell his own produce. This sounds like it should be easy. It isn't.
#4 - Solo-ing
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/23/2025
Kaleb and Lisa are both away and Jeremy has been left to run the farm on his own. Help is soon needed, and the arrival of a new farmhand to ease the burden gives Jeremy space for some strategic thinking.
#5 - Fluffing
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/11/2021
As the drought drags on and the harvest time gets closer, Jeremy and his motley crew have a fearsome list of jobs to complete.
#6 - Crawling
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/23/2025
Relentless wet weather puts the crop planting in crisis, Kaleb returns to find another farmer on his patch, and while his pub search continues, in an effort to dry the soil Jeremy gets to grips with a new piece of kit.
#7 - Sheeping
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/11/2021
Jeremy decides to get a flock of sheep, not realising the added complications these high-maintenance animals will bring.
#9 - Wilding
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/11/2021
Jeremy Clarkson decides to become a naturalist.
#10 - Pan (dem) icking
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/11/2021
As Covid-19 puts Britain on lockdown, Jeremy suddenly finds that his biggest worries aren't all related to the upcoming lambing season.
#11 - Cottaging
Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/23/2025
There’s a big new arrival at the farm, a much smaller one down in the pig pens, and it looks as though the pub search might finally be over.
#12 - Jobbing
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/3/2024
It's Christmas time on the farm and Kaleb gives Jeremy a festive surprise. However their relationship becomes strained as they bicker while getting on with the farms winter jobs.
#14 - Surviving
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/10/2023
Jeremy Clarkson sets out to diversify, as a way of increasing his annual profit (£144 last year).
#16 - Badgering
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/10/2023
Jeremy Clarkson comes face to face with his nemesis: the badger.
#19 - Splurging
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/30/2025
With his pub plan finally taking shape, Jeremy heads to his first cattle market to buy up some beef. But calling in the experts to help get the pub off the ground, Jeremy soon discovers the costs are only just beginning.
#22 - Scheming
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/10/2023
Jeremy's restaurant idea is re-born, and there's not a moment to waste…
#24 - Unfarming
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/3/2024
We return to Diddly Squat to find the farm in turmoil. The Council has shut down the restaurant, the weather is making planting crops impossible and costs are on the up. Jeremy needs to formulate a new plan to get his farm through the year.
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