The WORST episodes of Clarkson's Farm

Every episode of Clarkson's Farm ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Clarkson's Farm!

An intense, arduous and frequently hilarious year in the life of Britain’s most unlikely farmer, Jeremy Clarkson. Join Jeremy and his rag-tag band of agricultural associates as they face-up to a backdrop of unhelpful weather, disobedient animals, unresponsive crops and an unexpected pandemic. This is Jeremy Clarkson as you’ve never seen him before.

Last Updated: 12/1/2024Network: Prime VideoStatus: Continuing

7.71

852 votes

#1 - Tractoring

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/11/2021

Jeremy Clarkson embarks on his path towards muddy misery and potential ruin by running his own farm

Directors: Gavin Whitehead

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7.74

640 votes

#2 - Melting

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/11/2021

Jeremy discovers why British farmers are always complaining about the weather. It's mostly because it never does what they want it to do.

Directors: Gavin Whitehead

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7.76

608 votes

#3 - Fluffing

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/11/2021

As the drought drags on and the harvest time gets closer, Jeremy and his motley crew have a fearsome list of jobs to complete.

Directors: Gavin Whitehead

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7.79

714 votes

#4 - Shopping

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/11/2021

Jeremy Clarkson decides to open a farm shop to sell his own produce. This sounds like it should be easy. It isn't.

Directors: Gavin Whitehead

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7.80

720 votes

#5 - Sheeping

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/11/2021

Jeremy decides to get a flock of sheep, not realising the added complications these high-maintenance animals will bring.

Directors: Gavin Whitehead

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7.83

502 votes

#6 - Jobbing

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/3/2024

It's Christmas time on the farm and Kaleb gives Jeremy a festive surprise. However their relationship becomes strained as they bicker while getting on with the farms winter jobs.

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7.85

660 votes

#7 - Pan (dem) icking

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/11/2021

As Covid-19 puts Britain on lockdown, Jeremy suddenly finds that his biggest worries aren't all related to the upcoming lambing season.

Directors: Gavin Whitehead

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7.86

649 votes

#8 - Wilding

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/11/2021

Jeremy Clarkson decides to become a naturalist.

Directors: Gavin Whitehead

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7.86

526 votes

#9 - Schmoozing

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/10/2023

Faced with Council powers that be, Jeremy uses two of his greatest skills: diplomacy and respect for red tape.

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7.87

602 votes

#10 - Surviving

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/10/2023

Jeremy Clarkson sets out to diversify, as a way of increasing his annual profit (£144 last year).

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7.90

531 votes

#11 - Badgering

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/10/2023

Jeremy Clarkson comes face to face with his nemesis: the badger.

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7.90

550 votes

#12 - Cowering

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/10/2023

Jeremy's new herd of cows settle in, but soon reject the fence that keeps them in…

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7.95

524 votes

#13 - Scheming

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/10/2023

Jeremy's restaurant idea is re-born, and there's not a moment to waste…

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7.95

527 votes

#14 - Counselling

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/10/2023

The fall-out from the Council's decision continues to fall out…

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7.97

506 votes

#15 - Harrowing

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/3/2024

Jeremy treats Kaleb to something he hopes will help with his farming, and Lisa and Jeremy discover just how tough being pig farmers can be.

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7.98

520 votes

#16 - Council-ing

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/10/2023

The day of the Council's decision on Jeremy's restaurant arrives...

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7.99

489 votes

#17 - Parking

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/10/2024

Team Diddly assemble for a much needed building project and Jeremy brings in the Chairman of the British Deer Society to help with the deer management issues on the farm.

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7.99

530 votes

#18 - Unfarming

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/3/2024

We return to Diddly Squat to find the farm in turmoil. The Council has shut down the restaurant, the weather is making planting crops impossible and costs are on the up. Jeremy needs to formulate a new plan to get his farm through the year.

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8.03

502 votes

#19 - Porking

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/3/2024

Jeremy sets to work getting the farm ready for it's newest residents, some Sand and Black pigs. Meanwhile Kaleb is annoyed when he spots someone else drilling in his fields.

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8.04

492 votes

#20 - Healing

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/10/2024

Spring has sprung and rejuvinated Jeremy's farming the unfarmed idea, as he takes on multiple new projects to try and turn a profit from his unused land.. And there are some one week old arrivals to the farm to lift everyone's spirits.

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8.09

478 votes

#21 - Mushrooming

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/10/2024

Jeremy's mushroom empire begins to appear all consuming as he struggles to keep on top of his newest venture and Kaleb and Charlie are off to London for a very important meeting.

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8.27

649 votes

#22 - Harvesting

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/11/2021

After months of hard work Clarkson's farm arrives at a make or break moment; harvest time.

Directors: Gavin Whitehead

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8.32

525 votes

#23 - Climaxing

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/10/2023

Secret preparations accelerate for the opening of Jeremy's restaurant…

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8.34

493 votes

#24 - Calculating

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/10/2024

Harvest time arrives and is tenser than ever, as Jeremy and Kaleb find out how profitable both Jeremy's new projects and Kaleb's arable farming have been this year.

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