The BEST episodes of Clarkson's Farm
Every episode of Clarkson's Farm ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Clarkson's Farm!
Follow Jeremy Clarkson as he embarks on his latest adventure, farming. The man who claims to be allergic to manual labor takes on the most manually labor intensive job there is. What could possibly go wrong?
#1 - Sheeping
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/11/2021
Jeremy decides to get a flock of sheep, not realising the added complications these high-maintenance animals will bring.
#2 - Shopping
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/11/2021
Jeremy Clarkson decides to open a farm shop to sell his own produce. This sounds like it should be easy. It isn't.
#3 - Wilding
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/11/2021
Jeremy Clarkson decides to become a naturalist.
#4 - Pan (dem) icking
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/11/2021
As Covid-19 puts Britain on lockdown, Jeremy suddenly finds that his biggest worries aren't all related to the upcoming lambing season.
#5 - Melting
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/11/2021
Jeremy discovers why British farmers are always complaining about the weather. It's mostly because it never does what they want it to do.
#6 - Fluffing
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/11/2021
As the drought drags on and the harvest time gets closer, Jeremy and his motley crew have a fearsome list of jobs to complete.
#7 - Harvesting
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/11/2021
After months of hard work Clarkson's farm arrives at a make or break moment; harvest time.
#8 - Tractoring
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/11/2021
Jeremy Clarkson embarks on his path towards muddy misery and potential ruin by running his own farm.
#9 - Solo-ing
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/23/2025
Kaleb and Lisa are both away and Jeremy has been left to run the farm on his own. Help is soon needed, and the arrival of a new farmhand to ease the burden gives Jeremy space for some strategic thinking.
#10 - Reaping
Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/17/2026
With the farm still reeling from its shock TB diagnosis, there's no time to dwell as the harvest arrives. This year's will be like no other, and only once the results are in can the Diddly Squat family take stock of this rollercoaster of a farming year.
#11 - Pubbing
Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/23/2025
Jeremy has found a promising pub, Diddly Squat’s newest arrival teaches him a thing or two about farming, and the ageing Lamborghini has competition.
#12 - Crawling
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/23/2025
Relentless wet weather puts the crop planting in crisis, Kaleb returns to find another farmer on his patch, and while his pub search continues, in an effort to dry the soil Jeremy gets to grips with a new piece of kit.
#13 - Cottaging
Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/23/2025
There’s a big new arrival at the farm, a much smaller one down in the pig pens, and it looks as though the pub search might finally be over.
#14 - Endgaming
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/30/2025
It’s the middle of May, the livestock are heading out to graze, and while the goats are going high-tech, the cows are getting a bull-friend. If only progress with the pub was as positive.
#15 - Splurging
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/30/2025
With his pub plan finally taking shape, Jeremy heads to his first cattle market to buy up some beef. But calling in the experts to help get the pub off the ground, Jeremy soon discovers the costs are only just beginning.
#16 - Hurrying
Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/6/2025
A diary cock-up turns the pub into a pressure cooker, and the start of the harvest runs Jeremy ragged. Team Diddly Squat will have to dig deep to get both across the line.
#17 - Landlording
Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/6/2025
It’s bank holiday weekend and the pub opens for business. Whether it stays open for business is another matter. Back at Diddly Squat, the harvest results come in and the curtain falls on another farming year.
#18 - Operating
Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/3/2026
A health scare sees Jeremy looking for ways to make life at Diddly Squat less stressful. A new breed of sheep might help, but his new pub might not.
#19 - Storming
Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/3/2026
Jeremy hatches a plan for the pub's first festive season, kicking off in style when the Farmer's Dog hosts a gig by one of Ireland's biggest bands. Elsewhere, farmers from across the UK gather to protest the government's latest tax hikes.
#20 - Tripping
Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/3/2026
It's the new year and Jeremy decides Diddly Squat needs a bold new direction. Diving headlong into the world of high-tech farming, he takes Kaleb on his first ever trip abroad to find out how it's done.
#21 - Updating
Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/3/2026
Autonomous farming arrives at Diddly Squat. Which is just as well, because there are problems at the pub, and with the pigs.
#22 - Decapitating
Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/10/2026
Diddly Squat 2.0 continues to take shape with a new farm office and the arrival of a droid. The snails, meanwhile, have been getting along famously, and the cows are due to give birth any day.
#23 - Frazzling
Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/10/2026
Diddly Squat is basking in a sunny spell. There're baby animals aplenty, the high-tech crops are coming along nicely and there's a big night at the pub to look forward to. The only question is, when does a sunny spell become a drought?
#24 - Sickening
Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/17/2026
Jeremy busies himself with a project close to his heart, inviting over a local birdlife expert to offer advice on how Diddly Squat can be more friendly to its winged residents. And while things get heated when that advice clashes Kaleb's tried-and-tested farming ways, all is soon forgotten when - with the harvest looming - the farm is rocked by some devastating news.
#25 - Calculating
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/10/2024
Harvest time arrives and is tenser than ever, as Jeremy and Kaleb find out how profitable both Jeremy's new projects and Kaleb's arable farming have been this year.