The BEST episodes of Clarkson's Farm
Every episode of Clarkson's Farm ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Clarkson's Farm!
Follow Jeremy Clarkson as he embarks on his latest adventure, farming. The man who claims to be allergic to manual labor takes on the most manually labor intensive job there is. What could possibly go wrong?
#1 - Reaping
Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/17/2026
With the farm still reeling from its shock TB diagnosis, there's no time to dwell as the harvest arrives. This year's will be like no other, and only once the results are in can the Diddly Squat family take stock of this rollercoaster of a farming year.
#2 - Tripping
Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/3/2026
It's the new year and Jeremy decides Diddly Squat needs a bold new direction. Diving headlong into the world of high-tech farming, he takes Kaleb on his first ever trip abroad to find out how it's done.
#3 - Sickening
Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/17/2026
Jeremy busies himself with a project close to his heart, inviting over a local birdlife expert to offer advice on how Diddly Squat can be more friendly to its winged residents. And while things get heated when that advice clashes Kaleb's tried-and-tested farming ways, all is soon forgotten when - with the harvest looming - the farm is rocked by some devastating news.
#4 - Calculating
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/10/2024
Harvest time arrives and is tenser than ever, as Jeremy and Kaleb find out how profitable both Jeremy's new projects and Kaleb's arable farming have been this year.
#5 - Climaxing
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/10/2023
Secret preparations accelerate for the opening of Jeremy's restaurant…
#6 - Harvesting
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/11/2021
After months of hard work Clarkson's farm arrives at a make or break moment; harvest time.
#7 - Updating
Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/3/2026
Autonomous farming arrives at Diddly Squat. Which is just as well, because there are problems at the pub, and with the pigs.
#8 - Frazzling
Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/10/2026
Diddly Squat is basking in a sunny spell. There're baby animals aplenty, the high-tech crops are coming along nicely and there's a big night at the pub to look forward to. The only question is, when does a sunny spell become a drought?
#9 - Decapitating
Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/10/2026
Diddly Squat 2.0 continues to take shape with a new farm office and the arrival of a droid. The snails, meanwhile, have been getting along famously, and the cows are due to give birth any day.
#10 - Operating
Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/3/2026
A health scare sees Jeremy looking for ways to make life at Diddly Squat less stressful. A new breed of sheep might help, but his new pub might not.
#11 - Landlording
Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/6/2025
It’s bank holiday weekend and the pub opens for business. Whether it stays open for business is another matter. Back at Diddly Squat, the harvest results come in and the curtain falls on another farming year.
#12 - Storming
Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/3/2026
Jeremy hatches a plan for the pub's first festive season, kicking off in style when the Farmer's Dog hosts a gig by one of Ireland's biggest bands. Elsewhere, farmers from across the UK gather to protest the government's latest tax hikes.
#13 - Mushrooming
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/10/2024
Jeremy's mushroom empire begins to appear all consuming as he struggles to keep on top of his newest venture and Kaleb and Charlie are off to London for a very important meeting.
#14 - Porking
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/3/2024
Jeremy sets to work getting the farm ready for it's newest residents, some Sand and Black pigs. Meanwhile Kaleb is annoyed when he spots someone else drilling in his fields.
#15 - Healing
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/10/2024
Spring has sprung and rejuvinated Jeremy's farming the unfarmed idea, as he takes on multiple new projects to try and turn a profit from his unused land.. And there are some one week old arrivals to the farm to lift everyone's spirits.
#16 - Endgaming
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/30/2025
It’s the middle of May, the livestock are heading out to graze, and while the goats are going high-tech, the cows are getting a bull-friend. If only progress with the pub was as positive.
#17 - Splurging
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/30/2025
With his pub plan finally taking shape, Jeremy heads to his first cattle market to buy up some beef. But calling in the experts to help get the pub off the ground, Jeremy soon discovers the costs are only just beginning.
#18 - Unfarming
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/3/2024
We return to Diddly Squat to find the farm in turmoil. The Council has shut down the restaurant, the weather is making planting crops impossible and costs are on the up. Jeremy needs to formulate a new plan to get his farm through the year.
#19 - Harrowing
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/3/2024
Jeremy treats Kaleb to something he hopes will help with his farming, and Lisa and Jeremy discover just how tough being pig farmers can be.
#20 - Parking
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/10/2024
Team Diddly assemble for a much needed building project and Jeremy brings in the Chairman of the British Deer Society to help with the deer management issues on the farm.
#21 - Scheming
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/10/2023
Jeremy's restaurant idea is re-born, and there's not a moment to waste…
#22 - Hurrying
Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/6/2025
A diary cock-up turns the pub into a pressure cooker, and the start of the harvest runs Jeremy ragged. Team Diddly Squat will have to dig deep to get both across the line.
#23 - Council-ing
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/10/2023
The day of the Council's decision on Jeremy's restaurant arrives...
#24 - Counselling
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/10/2023
The fall-out from the Council's decision continues to fall out…
#25 - Badgering
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/10/2023
Jeremy Clarkson comes face to face with his nemesis: the badger.