The BEST episodes of China, IL season 3

Every episode of China, IL season 3, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of China, IL season 3!

Frank and Steve Smith are brothers who teach in the history department of a state university in China, Illinois. They also happen to be legends in their own minds who will often sacrifice facts, lessons and syllabi for the sake of being awesome.

Last Updated: 8/4/2025Network: Adult SwimStatus: Ended
Magical Pet
star
8.33
18 votes

#1 - Magical Pet

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 6/14/2015

The season ends with an hour-long musical. Baby Cakes wants a magical pet; Frank learns why women find him unattractive; Pony and Steve try to prove they are good people.

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Life Coaches
star
7.95
19 votes

#2 - Life Coaches

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/31/2015

Steve, Frank, Baby Cakes and Pony all become life coaches for each other.

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Displays of Manhood
star
7.80
20 votes

#3 - Displays of Manhood

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/17/2015

In order to prove his masculinity, Frank challenges a boxing legend to a fight; Baby Cakes and Pony compete in a game of Dungeons & Dragons.

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Charlize
star
7.67
21 votes

#4 - Charlize

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/19/2015

Steve, Frank and Baby Cakes start a band in order to gain the attention of a beautiful celebrity.

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Crow College
star
7.60
20 votes

#5 - Crow College

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/26/2015

Since crows have the intelligence of 4-year-old humans, the dean enrolls a murder of them as new students.

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Bi-Topping-Ality
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7.60
20 votes

#6 - Bi-Topping-Ality

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/3/2015

The Mayor bans eating anchovies in town; Trump's child is the newest student at UCI.

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A Gentleman's Bet
star
7.50
22 votes

#7 - A Gentleman's Bet

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/5/2015

Frank and Steve compete over their annual "Gentleman's Bet"; The Dean & The Mayor solicit Pony & Baby Cakes’ help for a Think Tank.

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Parent's Day
star
7.35
17 votes

#8 - Parent's Day

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/10/2015

Baby Cakes cannot attend the faculty Parent's Day at UCI because he must visit his mother for the weekend.

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Best Face Forward
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7.25
20 votes

#9 - Best Face Forward

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/12/2015

Frank's anus learns how to speak and becomes a world-famous stand-up comic.

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Gummie World
star
7.17
18 votes

#10 - Gummie World

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 6/7/2015

Steve and Baby Cakes strike it rich; Frank falls in love with a piece of a movie star.

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