The WORST episodes of China, IL
Every episode of China, IL ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of China, IL!
Frank and Steve Smith are brothers who teach in the history department of a state university in China, Illinois. They also happen to be legends in their own minds who will often sacrifice facts, lessons and syllabi for the sake of being awesome.
#1 - Gummie World
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 6/7/2015
Steve and Baby Cakes strike it rich; Frank falls in love with a piece of a movie star.
#2 - Best Face Forward
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/12/2015
Frank's anus learns how to speak and becomes a world-famous stand-up comic.
#3 - Parent's Day
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/10/2015
Baby Cakes cannot attend the faculty Parent's Day at UCI because he must visit his mother for the weekend.
#4 - Baby Boom
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/16/2011
A giant baby destroys the campus, and the faculty is split on how to handle the situation.
#5 - A Gentleman's Bet
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/5/2015
Frank and Steve compete over their annual "Gentleman's Bet"; The Dean & The Mayor solicit Pony & Baby Cakes’ help for a Think Tank.
#7 - Coming Out of the Casket
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/23/2011
Student registration for the History Department sinks to an all-time low after the death of Harold, one of the faculty's best professors. Steve must come up with a plan to save their jobs while Frank becomes convinced that he's getting unsolicited attention from a paranormal being.
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#11 - Wild Hogs
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/24/2013
The UCI history professors place suggestion boxes in their classrooms, but one student's prank message in Frank's box convinces him to turn anorexic. Baby Cakes helps a foreign transfer student he calls "Aladdin" around campus, convinced that he's a genie. Overwhelmed by his worst fear, an infestation of wild "brown hogs" on campus, The Dean shuts himself off from the world and gives Pony carte blanche to bring the problem under control.
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#14 - Surfer God
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/10/2013
God returns to Earth in the form of a surfer dude and starts rewriting his own Ten Commandments, but his appearance leads to the spread of a Beach Boys theme around campus, which Steve can't tolerate. Meanwhile, Professor Cakes uses Frank to test out his new invention, the "Haardvark."
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#17 - Prank Week
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/17/2013
Frank becomes a Buddhist monk after being exiled from the university for playing a forbidden prank on Steve during "Prank Week". After dreaming about Joe McCarthy's "witch hunts" during a lecture, Baby Cakes decides to capture various professors who he suspects are witches, leading to rumors of a serial killer roaming China, IL.
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#18 - Dean vs. Mayor
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/9/2011
The Mayor is tired of the riots sparked by UCI, and challenges The Dean to an arm wrestling contest for control of the school.
