The WORST episodes of China, IL

Every episode of China, IL ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of China, IL!

Frank and Steve Smith are brothers who teach in the history department of a state university in China, Illinois. They also happen to be legends in their own minds who will often sacrifice facts, lessons and syllabi for the sake of being awesome.

Last Updated: 11/20/2024Network: Adult SwimStatus: Ended
Gummie World
star
7.17
18 votes

#1 - Gummie World

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 6/7/2015

Steve and Baby Cakes strike it rich; Frank falls in love with a piece of a movie star.

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Best Face Forward
star
7.25
20 votes

#2 - Best Face Forward

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/12/2015

Frank's anus learns how to speak and becomes a world-famous stand-up comic.

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Parent's Day
star
7.35
17 votes

#3 - Parent's Day

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/10/2015

Baby Cakes cannot attend the faculty Parent's Day at UCI because he must visit his mother for the weekend.

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Baby Boom
star
7.47
36 votes

#4 - Baby Boom

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/16/2011

A giant baby destroys the campus, and the faculty is split on how to handle the situation.

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A Gentleman's Bet
star
7.50
22 votes

#5 - A Gentleman's Bet

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/5/2015

Frank and Steve compete over their annual "Gentleman's Bet"; The Dean & The Mayor solicit Pony & Baby Cakes’ help for a Think Tank.

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Frankensteve
star
7.52
25 votes

#6 - Frankensteve

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/19/2012

After both Frank and Steve sustain life-threatening injuries during a wrestling match, Dr. Falgot performs surgery on them turning Frankensteve into a super brother.

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Coming Out of the Casket
star
7.56
36 votes

#7 - Coming Out of the Casket

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/23/2011

Student registration for the History Department sinks to an all-time low after the death of Harold, one of the faculty's best professors. Steve must come up with a plan to save their jobs while Frank becomes convinced that he's getting unsolicited attention from a paranormal being.

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Bi-Topping-Ality
star
7.60
20 votes

#8 - Bi-Topping-Ality

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/3/2015

The Mayor bans eating anchovies in town; Trump's child is the newest student at UCI.

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Crow College
star
7.60
20 votes

#9 - Crow College

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/26/2015

Since crows have the intelligence of 4-year-old humans, the dean enrolls a murder of them as new students.

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Chinese New Year
star
7.60
25 votes

#10 - Chinese New Year

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/26/2011

The professors join together to build robotic replicas of themselves to take their place.

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Wild Hogs
star
7.62
21 votes

#11 - Wild Hogs

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/24/2013

The UCI history professors place suggestion boxes in their classrooms, but one student's prank message in Frank's box convinces him to turn anorexic. Baby Cakes helps a foreign transfer student he calls "Aladdin" around campus, convinced that he's a genie. Overwhelmed by his worst fear, an infestation of wild "brown hogs" on campus, The Dean shuts himself off from the world and gives Pony carte blanche to bring the problem under control.

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Do You Know Who You Look Like?
star
7.65
23 votes

#12 - Do You Know Who You Look Like?

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/6/2013

The history department hires a new professor who looks just like Steve. Pony reveals she can't speak Spanish.

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Charlize
star
7.67
21 votes

#13 - Charlize

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/19/2015

Steve, Frank and Baby Cakes start a band in order to gain the attention of a beautiful celebrity.

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Surfer God
star
7.71
21 votes

#14 - Surfer God

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/10/2013

God returns to Earth in the form of a surfer dude and starts rewriting his own Ten Commandments, but his appearance leads to the spread of a Beach Boys theme around campus, which Steve can't tolerate. Meanwhile, Professor Cakes uses Frank to test out his new invention, the "Haardvark."

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Kenny Winker Rules
star
7.74
23 votes

#15 - Kenny Winker Rules

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/20/2013

Kenny Winker is giving away a ticket to hang with him on his tour bus.

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Prank Week
star
7.74
23 votes

#16 - Prank Week

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/17/2013

Frank becomes a Buddhist monk after being exiled from the university for playing a forbidden prank on Steve during "Prank Week". After dreaming about Joe McCarthy's "witch hunts" during a lecture, Baby Cakes decides to capture various professors who he suspects are witches, leading to rumors of a serial killer roaming China, IL.

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Prom Face/Off
star
7.76
25 votes

#17 - Prom Face/Off

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/6/2011

The Staff-Only Prom is thrown in a condemned building formerly used by Professor Cakes who experimented on hippies there.

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Dean vs. Mayor
star
7.78
46 votes

#18 - Dean vs. Mayor

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/9/2011

The Mayor is tired of the riots sparked by UCI, and challenges The Dean to an arm wrestling contest for control of the school.

Directors: Mike L. Mayfield
Writer: Brad Neely
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Displays of Manhood
star
7.80
20 votes

#19 - Displays of Manhood

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/17/2015

In order to prove his masculinity, Frank challenges a boxing legend to a fight; Baby Cakes and Pony compete in a game of Dungeons & Dragons.

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Secret Society
star
7.81
32 votes

#20 - Secret Society

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/30/2011

Steve realizes life after tenure isn't as exciting as he suspected, and Pony finds out that the Dean has a secret that he'd do anything to keep hidden.

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Life Coaches
star
7.95
19 votes

#21 - Life Coaches

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/31/2015

Steve, Frank, Baby Cakes and Pony all become life coaches for each other.

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Diamond Castle
star
7.96
23 votes

#22 - Diamond Castle

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/13/2013

Frank discovers that Thomas Jefferson's mythical Diamond Castle is real.

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Is College Worth It?
star
7.96
28 votes

#23 - Is College Worth It?

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/29/2013

Pony must take drastic measures to afford a recently raised tuition.

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The Perfect Lecture
star
8.04
28 votes

#24 - The Perfect Lecture

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/22/2013

Frank wants to give a perfect lecture on the first day of school.

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Dean's List
star
8.19
31 votes

#25 - Dean's List

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/4/2012

Different departments on campus are selected for The Dean's List, an annual scavenger hunt that is much more dangerous than it sounds.

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