The BEST Episodes of Chewin' the Fat

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Sep 26, 2021

Network: BBC One

Chewin' the Fat is a Scottish comedy sketch show, first started as a radio series on BBC Radio Scotland, that went on to run for four series. It gave rise to the spin-off show Still Game, a sitcom focusing on the two elderly friends, Jack and Victor. The series was mostly filmed in and around Glasgow and occasionally West Dunbartonshire.

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Gonay Nae Dee That

#1 - Gonay Nae Dee That

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired Dec 16, 1999

Betty the Old Slapper - Ronald Villiers - 'Ye do know this is a non-smoking flight?' - Myna Bird - Mr Sssimpson - Jack and Victor - Ronald Villiers - Obese Wife - Bish 'n' Bosh - At the Pound - Broken Family - Banter Boys - Jack and Victor - The Neds - Foul-Mouthed Fishermen - Arguing Threesome - Smoking Family - 'Is it Me?' -

star 9.00
9 votes
The Lighthouse Keepers

#2 - The Lighthouse Keepers

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired Nov 15, 2000

Lighthouse Keepers - Ronald Villiers - 'That's my boy. He's just started masturbating!' - Ennnn! - Invisible Boss - The Neds - Smoking Family - The Banter Boys - Shoe-Lover - Skooterboy - Arguing 3-some - Betty the Old Slapper - Bish 'n' Bosh - Jack and Victor

star 8.40
15 votes
Dirtylittleb*****d.com

#3 - Dirtylittleb*****d.com

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired Dec 6, 2000

Lighthouse Keepers - Banter Boys - Jack and Victor - Dirtylittleb*****d.com - The Killer Wean - Bish 'n' Bosh - Voici L'Ecosse - Foul-Mouthed Fishermen - The Neds - M'on! - Puppets Rage-Man - Lonely Shopkeeper - Broken-Hearted Taxi Woman - Ewww! - The Big Man

star 8.33
9 votes
Oh James, I am moist!

#4 - Oh James, I am moist!

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired Nov 22, 2000

Lighthouse Keepers, Ronald Villiers - The Teen - UK-USA Officer Swap - The Neds - Bish 'n' Bosh - Shoe-lover - Interpretin' for the Neds - Arguing 3-Some - M'on the Crows! - Caledonian Court -Jack and Victor - The Big Man

star 8.30
10 votes
Take a Drink!

#5 - Take a Drink!

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired Dec 13, 2000

Lighthouse Keepers, Ronald Villiers - Take a Drink! - The Neds - The Sewer Boys - Arguing 3-some - Rage-Man - Jack and Victor - Banter Boys - The Teen

star 8.29
7 votes
The Last One

#6 - The Last One

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired Feb 22, 2002

Ronald Villiers Reads the News - UK-USA Officer Swap - Bothered Artist - 1885, Jackie and Colin - Smoking Family On An Aeroplane - The Teacher - Jack and Victor - Farting Coach - Picture Spoiler - Computer Assistants - Do You Have a Club Card? - Take a Drink! - Brenda the Bossy Aunt - The Lighthouse Keepers - Sewer Boys

star 8.29
7 votes
Case of Dunn vs MacLean

#7 - Case of Dunn vs MacLean

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired Dec 20, 2000

Lighthouse Keepers - Ronald Villiers - Case of Dunn vs. MacLean - Bish 'n' Bosh - Lonely Shopkeeper finds a friend - The Teen - Ennnh! - Ewww! - Interpretin for the Neds - Taxi-Woman - Computer Assistants - Jack and Victor

star 8.22
9 votes
Blow Below the Belt

#8 - Blow Below the Belt

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Feb 17, 1999

Blow Below the Belt - F & G On the Couch - Ronald Villiers - 2.99 at Bennies - Reet Son - Rednecks - Bish 'n' Bosh - Leprechauns - Surgeons - Jack and Victor - Arguing Threesome - Lonely Shopkeeper - At NASA

star 8.21
14 votes
Directors: Brian Horsburgh
Writers: Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill, Robert Florence
The Big Man

#9 - The Big Man

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired Dec 2, 1999

Ronald Villiers Plays a Gangster - Lighthouse Keepers - Fastbzzz Phone Service - Bent Coppers - Interpretin' for the Neds - The Big Man On the News - Feminist Poet - Bish 'n' Bosh - Frankie and Johnny - Lonely Shopkeeper - Dysfunctional Couple - Jack and Victor Sing - Trolley Racing - Street Entrepreneur - Downtrodden Wife - Good Guy, Good Guy, W**k - Interpretin' for the Neds - Foul-Mouthed Fishermen of the Good Ship Pearl Necklace - Jack and Victor Go On the Pull

star 8.13
16 votes
Kelso's Fate

#10 - Kelso's Fate

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Feb 10, 1999

Kelso's fate - Dysfunctional Bedsit, Homefree - Old Betty - Jack and Victor - F & G on the Couch - Old Betty - The Neds - Homefree - Ronald Villiers - Thirty Years Later - Lonely Shopkeeper - Fortune Teller - Dysfunctional Bedsit - Jack and Victor At the Bank

star 8.00
19 votes
Directors: Brian Horsburgh
Writers: Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill, Robert Florence
The Big Man's Life Insurance Advert

#11 - The Big Man's Life Insurance Advert

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired Feb 8, 2002

Ronald Villiers - The Big Man's Life Insurance Advert - Fusilier - Pea Factory Madness - M'on the slugs! - Computer Assistants - The Neds - Bish 'n' Bosh - Smoking Family - The Killer Wean On Police Line-Up - Jack and Victor - Broken Hearted Taxi-Woman - 'Ewww!' - The Sewer Boys

star 8.00
7 votes
Funeral for a Lonely Shopkeeper

#12 - Funeral for a Lonely Shopkeeper

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired Feb 15, 2002

Farting Coach - Ronald Villiers - M'on the Ducks! - The Teacher - For the Caledonian Extra - 1885 - Meinen Cloden! - UK-USA officer swap - At the nightclub - Smoking Family - Computer Assistants - Big Jock - Sewer Boys - The Big Man Goes to the Toilet - Bish and Bosh

star 8.00
4 votes
Jack and Vic Go Driving

#13 - Jack and Vic Go Driving

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired Dec 9, 1999

Ronald Villiers In the Slammer - Giro Cheats - Lighthouse Keepers - Lonely Shopkeeper - 'You gi that ten minutes, it'll be as right as rain!' - Jack and Victor Go Driving - The Neds - Puppets - The Professors - Dysfunctional Couple - Arguing Threesome - Feminist Poet - Return to Glasgae - Banter Boys - Rage-Man

star 7.93
14 votes
Jack and Vic do Changing Rooms

#14 - Jack and Vic do Changing Rooms

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Jan 27, 1999

Jack and Victor Do Changing Rooms - Ronald Villiers - The Arguing Threesome - Tartan Briefs - Old Betty - The Neds - Sherrif Court - The Neds - Ma Maw's in the Dustbin - Banter Boys - Tea-Lady Takes over - F & G On the Couch - The Devil Gets a Hunger On Him for Toaty Scones - Bish 'n' Bosh

star 7.89
18 votes
Directors: Brian Horsburgh
Writers: Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill, Robert Florence
The Rage-Man

#15 - The Rage-Man

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Nov 18, 1999

Ronald Villiers in the Crucible - Lighthouse Keepers - Pocket Dimension - Downtrodden Wife - Jack and Victor - The Neds - Smoking Family - Foul-Mouthed Fishermen - Bowling Cup - S***e About Cars - Mrs Pattison - Interpretin' for the Neds - the Banter Boys - 'Can I use your toilet?' - Squeamish Butchers - Broadway Success - Betty the Old Slapper - Pocket Dimension - Puppets - Good Guy, good guy, w**k - Jack and Victor

star 7.85
13 votes
James Bond Parody

#16 - James Bond Parody

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Feb 3, 1999

James Bond - Lonely Shopkeeper - F & G on the couch - Chat 'n' Chug - The Cracker - The Neds - Bish 'n' Bosh - Banter Boys - Ronald Villiers - Old Betty - QSC - Tartan Briefs

star 7.61
18 votes
Directors: Brian Horsburgh
Writers: Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill, Robert Florence
Ronald Villiers Dubs Porn

#17 - Ronald Villiers Dubs Porn

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Nov 11, 1999

Ronald Villiers - The Dysfunctonal Couple - Mr Sssimpson - The Lighthouse Keepers - The Ice-Cream Van Boys - Puppets - Smoking Family - The Banter Boys - Tanfasy Island - Arguing 3-some - The Neds - Barber Shop - The Rage-Man - Betty the Old Slapper - BBC1 Scotland - Night Chug - Jack and Victor at the King's Theatre - The Dog Pound - At Sherrif Court - Lonely Shopkeeper - Foul-Mouted Fishermen - Bish 'n' Bosh

star 7.60
15 votes
The Neds vs The Muppets

#18 - The Neds vs The Muppets

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired Nov 25, 1999

Mr Sssimpson - Ronald Villiers - 'Smell s***e' - Interpretin' for the Neds - Jack and Victor - At the Pound - Downtrodden Wife - Lighthouse Keepers - Arguing 3-Some - At the Nightclub - Smoking Family - Banter Boys - Foul-Mouthed Fishermen - Soldiers - Jack and Victor - Unprofessional Surgeons - Bish 'n' Bosh - The Neds vs. The Muppets

star 7.55
11 votes
Jack and Vic do Cybersex

#19 - Jack and Vic do Cybersex

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Jan 20, 1999

F & G On the Couch - Quiz Show - Community Art - Ronald Villiers, The Banter Boys, Jack and Victor - Old Betty, Soldiers - Tartan Briefs - QSC

star 7.52
27 votes
Directors: Brian Horsburgh
Writers: Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill, Robert Florence
Brenda the Bossy Aunt

#20 - Brenda the Bossy Aunt

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired Jan 25, 2002

Cowboy pictures - Ronald Villiers tries his hand as a crook - Milk, lemonade, chocolate! - The Killer Wean - UK-USA officer swap - Brenda the bossy aunt - Seb and Max pt. 1 - Doctor - Copper - 'It's never too early for a fusilier' - Big Jock - Paint and the laundry - Jack and Victor sing - Seb and Max Return to Glasgae - Sleazy Newsman- At the Car show - Taxi-Office Woman - The Farting Coach - Seb and Max pt. 3 - Bish 'n' Bosh the painters - 'Ewww!' - Computer Assistants - Jack and Victor - Smoking Family - Sleazy Newsman

star 7.50
8 votes
Ford and Greg on the Couch

#21 - Ford and Greg on the Couch

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Jan 13, 1999

Interpretin' for the Neds - F & G On the Couch - Ronald Villiers - Betty the Old Slapper - The Neds - Billy Conolly Goes to Glasgae - Tartan Briefs - At the Bowls - QSC - At the Snooker - Jack and Victor - Arguing Threesome

star 7.38
73 votes
Directors: Brian Horsburgh
Writers: Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill, Robert Florence II
And Blag Your Nat King Co-ole!

#22 - And Blag Your Nat King Co-ole!

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired Nov 29, 2000

Lighthouse Keeper, Ronald Villiers - Donkey Rides - Mr Sssimpson - Computer Assistants - We're on the Night Shift! - Rage-Man - Smoking Family - Lonely Shopkeeper - Bish 'n' Bosh - M'on the Ponies! - Foul-Mouthed Fishermen - Banter Boys - Teacher - The Big Man

star 7.36
11 votes
All Hail the Arrival of Captain Nipple Whistle!

#23 - All Hail the Arrival of Captain Nipple Whistle!

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired Feb 1, 2002

Doctors - Ronald Villiers - Picture Spoiler - The Killer Wean - Captain Nipple-Whistle! - Mr Ssssimpson - Jackie and Colin, 1885 - 'It's never too early for a fusilier!' - The Big Man is pulled over - 'Ewww!' - Auto dealers - Cpt. Nipple Whistle - Jackie and Colin, 1885 - Gretta, the Boss with the Moustache - Bish 'n' Bosh - Milk, Lemonade, Chocolate! - Creepy Grandad - Banter Boys and Hell's Angels - The Teacher - The Neds - Gretta - Sewer Boys

star 7.33
9 votes
We're Only Here for the Banter!

#24 - We're Only Here for the Banter!

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired Jan 18, 2002

Ronald Villiers does the Zortol Doorstep Challenge - Rokadisco 80 - Chris and Davie in the office - Requiem for a rock star - The Teacher - Benefit Cuts - Computer Assistants - Jack and Victor Crooning - 'Can we film some porn?' - 'It's never too early for a fusilier' - The Banter Boys in the cloakroom - ESP - The Farting Coach - 'Dad, can I have a tongue stud?' - The Big Man goes to College - Milk, Lemonade, Chocolate - The Neds - Brenda the bossy aunt - the Sewer Boys - Jack and Vic go robbing - The Rage Man.

star 7.15
48 votes