Chewin' the Fat

The BEST episodes of Chewin' the Fat

Every episode of Chewin' the Fat ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Chewin' the Fat!

Chewin' the Fat is a Scottish comedy sketch show, first started as a radio series on BBC Radio Scotland, that went on to run for four series. It gave rise to the spin-off show Still Game, a sitcom focusing on the two elderly friends, Jack and Victor. The series was mostly filmed in and around Glasgow and occasionally West Dunbartonshire.

Last Updated: 4/14/2022Network: BBC One
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The Lighthouse Keepers
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8.12
17 votes

#1 - The Lighthouse Keepers

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/15/2000

Lighthouse Keepers - Ronald Villiers - 'That's my boy. He's just started masturbating!' - Ennnn! - Invisible Boss - The Neds - Smoking Family - The Banter Boys - Shoe-Lover - Skooterboy - Arguing 3-some - Betty the Old Slapper - Bish 'n' Bosh - Jack and Victor

Dirtylittleb*****d.com
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8.10
10 votes

#2 - Dirtylittleb*****d.com

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/6/2000

Lighthouse Keepers - Banter Boys - Jack and Victor - Dirtylittleb*****d.com - The Killer Wean - Bish 'n' Bosh - Voici L'Ecosse - Foul-Mouthed Fishermen - The Neds - M'on! - Puppets Rage-Man - Lonely Shopkeeper - Broken-Hearted Taxi Woman - Ewww! - The Big Man

Gonay Nae Dee That
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8.08
12 votes

#3 - Gonay Nae Dee That

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/16/1999

Betty the Old Slapper - Ronald Villiers - 'Ye do know this is a non-smoking flight?' - Myna Bird - Mr Sssimpson - Jack and Victor - Ronald Villiers - Obese Wife - Bish 'n' Bosh - At the Pound - Broken Family - Banter Boys - Jack and Victor - The Neds - Foul-Mouthed Fishermen - Arguing Threesome - Smoking Family - 'Is it Me?' -

Oh James, I am moist!
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7.92
12 votes

#4 - Oh James, I am moist!

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/22/2000

Lighthouse Keepers, Ronald Villiers - The Teen - UK-USA Officer Swap - The Neds - Bish 'n' Bosh - Shoe-lover - Interpretin' for the Neds - Arguing 3-Some - M'on the Crows! - Caledonian Court -Jack and Victor - The Big Man

Blow Below the Belt
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7.89
18 votes

#5 - Blow Below the Belt

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/17/1999

Blow Below the Belt - F & G On the Couch - Ronald Villiers - 2.99 at Bennies - Reet Son - Rednecks - Bish 'n' Bosh - Leprechauns - Surgeons - Jack and Victor - Arguing Threesome - Lonely Shopkeeper - At NASA

Directors: Brian Horsburgh
The Big Man
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7.89
18 votes

#6 - The Big Man

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/2/1999

Ronald Villiers Plays a Gangster - Lighthouse Keepers - Fastbzzz Phone Service - Bent Coppers - Interpretin' for the Neds - The Big Man On the News - Feminist Poet - Bish 'n' Bosh - Frankie and Johnny - Lonely Shopkeeper - Dysfunctional Couple - Jack and Victor Sing - Trolley Racing - Street Entrepreneur - Downtrodden Wife - Good Guy, Good Guy, W**k - Interpretin' for the Neds - Foul-Mouthed Fishermen of the Good Ship Pearl Necklace - Jack and Victor Go On the Pull

Kelso's Fate
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7.82
22 votes

#7 - Kelso's Fate

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/10/1999

Kelso's fate - Dysfunctional Bedsit, Homefree - Old Betty - Jack and Victor - F & G on the Couch - Old Betty - The Neds - Homefree - Ronald Villiers - Thirty Years Later - Lonely Shopkeeper - Fortune Teller - Dysfunctional Bedsit - Jack and Victor At the Bank

Directors: Brian Horsburgh
Case of Dunn vs MacLean
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7.82
11 votes

#8 - Case of Dunn vs MacLean

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/20/2000

Lighthouse Keepers - Ronald Villiers - Case of Dunn vs. MacLean - Bish 'n' Bosh - Lonely Shopkeeper finds a friend - The Teen - Ennnh! - Ewww! - Interpretin for the Neds - Taxi-Woman - Computer Assistants - Jack and Victor

Take a Drink!
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7.78
9 votes

#9 - Take a Drink!

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/13/2000

Lighthouse Keepers, Ronald Villiers - Take a Drink! - The Neds - The Sewer Boys - Arguing 3-some - Rage-Man - Jack and Victor - Banter Boys - The Teen

The Last One
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7.78
9 votes

#10 - The Last One

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/22/2002

Ronald Villiers Reads the News - UK-USA Officer Swap - Bothered Artist - 1885, Jackie and Colin - Smoking Family On An Aeroplane - The Teacher - Jack and Victor - Farting Coach - Picture Spoiler - Computer Assistants - Do You Have a Club Card? - Take a Drink! - Brenda the Bossy Aunt - The Lighthouse Keepers - Sewer Boys

Jack and Vic Go Driving
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7.69
16 votes

#11 - Jack and Vic Go Driving

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/9/1999

Ronald Villiers In the Slammer - Giro Cheats - Lighthouse Keepers - Lonely Shopkeeper - 'You gi that ten minutes, it'll be as right as rain!' - Jack and Victor Go Driving - The Neds - Puppets - The Professors - Dysfunctional Couple - Arguing Threesome - Feminist Poet - Return to Glasgae - Banter Boys - Rage-Man

Jack and Vic do Changing Rooms
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7.64
22 votes

#12 - Jack and Vic do Changing Rooms

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/27/1999

Jack and Victor Do Changing Rooms - Ronald Villiers - The Arguing Threesome - Tartan Briefs - Old Betty - The Neds - Sherrif Court - The Neds - Ma Maw's in the Dustbin - Banter Boys - Tea-Lady Takes over - F & G On the Couch - The Devil Gets a Hunger On Him for Toaty Scones - Bish 'n' Bosh

Directors: Brian Horsburgh
The Rage-Man
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7.60
15 votes

#13 - The Rage-Man

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/18/1999

Ronald Villiers in the Crucible - Lighthouse Keepers - Pocket Dimension - Downtrodden Wife - Jack and Victor - The Neds - Smoking Family - Foul-Mouthed Fishermen - Bowling Cup - S***e About Cars - Mrs Pattison - Interpretin' for the Neds - the Banter Boys - 'Can I use your toilet?' - Squeamish Butchers - Broadway Success - Betty the Old Slapper - Pocket Dimension - Puppets - Good Guy, good guy, w**k - Jack and Victor

The Big Man's Life Insurance Advert
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7.56
9 votes

#14 - The Big Man's Life Insurance Advert

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/8/2002

Ronald Villiers - The Big Man's Life Insurance Advert - Fusilier - Pea Factory Madness - M'on the slugs! - Computer Assistants - The Neds - Bish 'n' Bosh - Smoking Family - The Killer Wean On Police Line-Up - Jack and Victor - Broken Hearted Taxi-Woman - 'Ewww!' - The Sewer Boys

Jack and Vic do Cybersex
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7.50
30 votes

#15 - Jack and Vic do Cybersex

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/20/1999

F & G On the Couch - Quiz Show - Community Art - Ronald Villiers, The Banter Boys, Jack and Victor - Old Betty, Soldiers - Tartan Briefs - QSC

Directors: Brian Horsburgh
And Blag Your Nat King Co-ole!
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7.46
13 votes

#16 - And Blag Your Nat King Co-ole!

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/29/2000

Lighthouse Keeper, Ronald Villiers - Donkey Rides - Mr Sssimpson - Computer Assistants - We're on the Night Shift! - Rage-Man - Smoking Family - Lonely Shopkeeper - Bish 'n' Bosh - M'on the Ponies! - Foul-Mouthed Fishermen - Banter Boys - Teacher - The Big Man

James Bond Parody
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7.45
20 votes

#17 - James Bond Parody

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/3/1999

James Bond - Lonely Shopkeeper - F & G on the couch - Chat 'n' Chug - The Cracker - The Neds - Bish 'n' Bosh - Banter Boys - Ronald Villiers - Old Betty - QSC - Tartan Briefs

Directors: Brian Horsburgh
Ronald Villiers Dubs Porn
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7.41
17 votes

#18 - Ronald Villiers Dubs Porn

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/11/1999

Ronald Villiers - The Dysfunctonal Couple - Mr Sssimpson - The Lighthouse Keepers - The Ice-Cream Van Boys - Puppets - Smoking Family - The Banter Boys - Tanfasy Island - Arguing 3-some - The Neds - Barber Shop - The Rage-Man - Betty the Old Slapper - BBC1 Scotland - Night Chug - Jack and Victor at the King's Theatre - The Dog Pound - At Sherrif Court - Lonely Shopkeeper - Foul-Mouted Fishermen - Bish 'n' Bosh

Ford and Greg on the Couch
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7.40
78 votes

#19 - Ford and Greg on the Couch

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/13/1999

Interpretin' for the Neds - F & G On the Couch - Ronald Villiers - Betty the Old Slapper - The Neds - Billy Conolly Goes to Glasgae - Tartan Briefs - At the Bowls - QSC - At the Snooker - Jack and Victor - Arguing Threesome

Directors: Brian Horsburgh
Funeral for a Lonely Shopkeeper
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7.33
6 votes

#20 - Funeral for a Lonely Shopkeeper

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/15/2002

Farting Coach - Ronald Villiers - M'on the Ducks! - The Teacher - For the Caledonian Extra - 1885 - Meinen Cloden! - UK-USA officer swap - At the nightclub - Smoking Family - Computer Assistants - Big Jock - Sewer Boys - The Big Man Goes to the Toilet - Bish and Bosh

The Neds vs The Muppets
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7.31
13 votes

#21 - The Neds vs The Muppets

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/25/1999

Mr Sssimpson - Ronald Villiers - 'Smell s***e' - Interpretin' for the Neds - Jack and Victor - At the Pound - Downtrodden Wife - Lighthouse Keepers - Arguing 3-Some - At the Nightclub - Smoking Family - Banter Boys - Foul-Mouthed Fishermen - Soldiers - Jack and Victor - Unprofessional Surgeons - Bish 'n' Bosh - The Neds vs. The Muppets

Brenda the Bossy Aunt
star
7.20
10 votes

#22 - Brenda the Bossy Aunt

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/25/2002

Cowboy pictures - Ronald Villiers tries his hand as a crook - Milk, lemonade, chocolate! - The Killer Wean - UK-USA officer swap - Brenda the bossy aunt - Seb and Max pt. 1 - Doctor - Copper - 'It's never too early for a fusilier' - Big Jock - Paint and the laundry - Jack and Victor sing - Seb and Max Return to Glasgae - Sleazy Newsman- At the Car show - Taxi-Office Woman - The Farting Coach - Seb and Max pt. 3 - Bish 'n' Bosh the painters - 'Ewww!' - Computer Assistants - Jack and Victor - Smoking Family - Sleazy Newsman

All Hail the Arrival of Captain Nipple Whistle!
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7.20
10 votes

#23 - All Hail the Arrival of Captain Nipple Whistle!

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/1/2002

Doctors - Ronald Villiers - Picture Spoiler - The Killer Wean - Captain Nipple-Whistle! - Mr Ssssimpson - Jackie and Colin, 1885 - 'It's never too early for a fusilier!' - The Big Man is pulled over - 'Ewww!' - Auto dealers - Cpt. Nipple Whistle - Jackie and Colin, 1885 - Gretta, the Boss with the Moustache - Bish 'n' Bosh - Milk, Lemonade, Chocolate! - Creepy Grandad - Banter Boys and Hell's Angels - The Teacher - The Neds - Gretta - Sewer Boys

We're Only Here for the Banter!
star
7.10
50 votes

#24 - We're Only Here for the Banter!

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/18/2002

Ronald Villiers does the Zortol Doorstep Challenge - Rokadisco 80 - Chris and Davie in the office - Requiem for a rock star - The Teacher - Benefit Cuts - Computer Assistants - Jack and Victor Crooning - 'Can we film some porn?' - 'It's never too early for a fusilier' - The Banter Boys in the cloakroom - ESP - The Farting Coach - 'Dad, can I have a tongue stud?' - The Big Man goes to College - Milk, Lemonade, Chocolate - The Neds - Brenda the bossy aunt - the Sewer Boys - Jack and Vic go robbing - The Rage Man.

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