The BEST episodes of Catscratch
Every episode of Catscratch ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Catscratch!
Cats + Cash = Chaos! From creator and executive producer Doug TenNapel comes a wild new comedy about three brothers. Catscratch's stars are Mr. Blik, Gordon and Waffle, who happen to be cats, which were raised in a mega-mansion by Mrs. Edna Cramdilly. After her death, Edna left her house and all her money to the cats. The rich kitties live a wild life of freedom and adventure and they can’t seem to keep out of trouble.
#1 - My Bodyguards
Season 1 - Episode 23 - Aired 3/3/2006
On his way home from the salon, Blik is bullied by a nasty alley-cat who says that Blik is giving regular cats a bad name! Blik becomes paranoid that the alley-cat is after him, so he hires the Chumpy Chump Brothers as protection! Sure, they’re big, mean and ugly, but they also don’t take orders too well. In fact, Blik’s “bodyguards” cause more chaos and damage than any alley-cat could! And they won’t leave, prompting Blik to muster up the courage to actually fight his own battle for a change!
#2 - Lifesavers
Season 1 - Episode 21 - Aired 2/17/2006
While on a tropical island vacation, Blik accidentally saves Gordon’s life. Island tradition dictates that Gordon must now serve Blik for life. Sounds great! However, Gordon’s good intentions only end up hurting Blik in the most physically painful of ways. Blik decides it’s time to put a stop to this. How? By forcing Gordon to save Blik’s life! That’ll even the score and get Gordon off his back. But when the plan goes awry, both brothers are put in extreme danger! And it’s Waffle to the rescue!
#3 - Evil!
Season 1 - Episode 26 - Aired 3/24/2006
When Waffle starts shedding, he becomes convinced it’s because HE’S EVIL! (Thanks to Blik’s careless suggestion.) Waffle sets up his own evil hideout with plans to take over the world! He’s even got a ticking time-bomb to help along with the destruction! But can his brothers convince him that it’s all been just a simple misunderstanding, before the bomb goes off?
Watch Now:Amazon#4 - Charge!
Season 1 - Episode 24 - Aired 3/3/2006
While showing off at the park, Blik zooms down a giant slide, and becomes charged up with static electricity! Big time! Now, all sorts of metal objects are flying at him: the fridge, a license plate collection, knives, a bus. And when he discovers that his charge is about to cause a major international disaster, Blik realizes he must rid himself of his electrical powers. Fortunately, Waffle suggests an idea that’s so crazy, it just might work.
Watch Now:Amazon#5 - A Woolly Adventure
Season 1 - Episode 25 - Aired 3/24/2006
The cats' air-conditioning conks out during a massive heat-wave! So they haul in an iceberg to cool them off. But when the iceberg melts, a woolly mammoth springs forth! And he thinks Blik’s his mommy! Blik refuses to take the job, but the mammoth won’t leave him alone! But when the townspeople want to dispose of the mammoth, Blik’s heart opens up to the creature. Is it too late to save his new friend?
Watch Now:Amazon#6 - Mecha-Kitties
Season 1 - Episode 22 - Aired 2/17/2006
With Hovis gone, the cats must fend for themselves… Yeah, right! They each create gigantic robots in their own images in order to serve them and keep the house tidy. Things are going great until an accident grants the robots with intelligence, and they discover that they’re being used! They kick the cats out of the house and take over. There’s only one thing for the cats to do… work as a team -- by building a bigger, badder robot to teach those hunks of metal who’s really boss!
#7 - Off the Leash
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 7/29/2005
Waffle is seeking an identity, and since Karate Cat, Fireman Cat, and Massage Therapy Cat aren't working out, Gordon gives him a personality test that indicates Waffle is actually a dog! After his brothers grow annoyed with his slobbery canine behavior, Waffle runs away and takes up with Bark Meat, a fierce neighborhood dog. Pretty soon, Waffle and Barkmeat are captured and sent to the pound, and Blik and Gordon must rally to rescue their brother.
#8 - Requiem For a Cat
Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 11/18/2005
Blik's got only twenty-four hours left to live! At least that's what he thinks the doctor told him. Fearing that his brothers will only remember him as he is a selfish, mean jerk he spends his remaining time lavishing them with love. But Gordon and Waffle are suspicious. Why's Blik being so nice? What's he up to? Concluding that Blik must be plotting to take them out, Gordon and Waffle do everything in their power to escape from their brother's clutches.
#9 - Scaredy Cat
Season 1 - Episode 18 - Aired 10/28/2005
It's Halloween! Superstitious Gordon's most dreaded day of the year! After locking himself in his room to ward off evil, Gordon grudgingly allows Blik to decorate the house. Unfortunately, when Blik turns the mansion into a giant spaceship, real aliens mistake the house for their long-lost mother ship and arrive to reclaim it! The three brothers must band together to defend their house, a mission made more difficult by the fact that the aliens have launched it into outer-space with everyone inside it!
Watch Now:Amazon#10 - Big-Eyed Bunny
Season 1 - Episode 16 - Aired 10/14/2005
Kimberly's new bunny, Sacheecko, is the cutest, biggest-eyed, most adorable-est creature ever! Filled with jealousy of Kimberly's new friend, Gordon decides to confront the rabbit. While Gordon is struggling with how to deal with his rival, Sacheecko hops towards the cats' house just as Blik is backing down the driveway in the car! THUMP! Sacheecko! Gordon and Blik are convinced that they have killed Kimberly's beloved pet-although the audience knows Blik simply ran over a chamois. Afraid to tell Kimberly the horrible truth, Gordon and Blik must find a Sacheecko stand-in before she discovers her bunny's empty cage.
#11 - Gordon's Lucky Claw
Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired 10/14/2005
Blik and Gordon are both trying to win a trip to China, only Gordon has a secret weapon a lucky claw! Mr. Blik claims that he doesn't believe in the lucky claw, but after several incidents of good fortune befall Gordon, Blik becomes incredibly jealous and decides he must have the claw. What Blik doesn't realize is that cutting off the claw brings horrible bad luck. Before they know it, satellites and meteors filled with space worms are bombarding the cats' house.
#12 - Zombie Party a Go-Go!
Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired 9/30/2005
Mr. Blik is having a party and he has assigned everybody a job, everybody except Waffle due to last year's laser incident. Gordon suggests that Waffle could make a dip. But when Waffle grabs the wrong book and makes the dip, the dip turns everybody in the nearby graveyard into Zombies!
#14 - A Line in the Litter Box
Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 9/23/2005
At each other's throats, Mr. Blik, Waffle, and Gordon decide the only way for them all to be happy is to divide their mansion in three. Thus, Blikland, Gordontown, and Waffle World are born. Unfortunately, Gordon's got the kitchen, Blik's got the yard, and Waffle's got the bathroom. Does this mean cooperation? No, it means WAR!
#15 - Slumber Party
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 7/29/2005
When the cats run out of root beer-their favorite beverage, they are shocked to find that the store is sold out of it as well. Mr. Blik, Gordon and Waffle discover that Human Kimberly has a huge stash of root beer on hand for her very first slumber party, so the brothers decide to dress up as girls and crash the festivities, much to Kimberly's horror.
#16 - Mr. Pickles
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/22/2005
Mr. Blik has been bossing around Gordon and Waffle forever. But when he falls into Gordon's pickled cabbage baths, he turns green, and nobody takes him seriously anymore! Saddened, Mr. Blik, now Mr. Pickles, sets off to become a hobo. With nobody to boss them around, Gordon and Waffle can do anything they want. But when they destroy the house, they realize they need Blik.
Watch Now:Amazon#17 - King of All Root Beer
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/15/2005
Let the games begin! Mr. Blik, Gordon and Waffle engage in an Olympic-competition in which they battle each other in a series of physical challenges in hopes of winning the title of Root Beer King. Mr. Blik, who cannot stand to loose, cheats Waffle out of the crown, but he is in for a surprise at the parade when he finds out that he isn't riding the float.he is the float!
#18 - Lovesick
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/15/2005
While the brothers are watching a scary monster movie, they are interrupted by Human Kimberly at their door with a gift of broccoli. Gordon is fiercely allergic to the broccoli and he puffs up so bad that he looks just like the monster in the movie. Mr. Blik and Waffle think he is the monster from the movie and run for their lives. When they can no longer run they are faced with their only option.fight the beast!
#19 - King of Clubs
Season 1 - Episode 20 - Aired 2/3/2006
Blik can’t wait to join a lavish country club! They’ve got everything you could want: a spa, a golf course, and Blik’s personal favorite, exclusivity! He just needs to impress the club members, and he’ll be all set! But when Blik is rejected and his brothers are accepted, Blik loses it! Meanwhile, Gordon and Waffle are having the time of their lives, partaking in all the luxuries that the club has to offer. It’s only when they see how the other members treat Blik that they rethink the importance of being “exclusive.”
#20 - Hi Ho Kraken
Season 1 - Episode 19 - Aired 2/3/2006
Someone’s been hiding out in the cats’ own house, right under their noses! Someone big, slimy, and tentacle-y! Yup! It’s the Kraken – the giant sea creature Gordon defeated in battle not long ago! Is he here for revenge? Nope. He’s been exiled from his home planet for getting beaten by a cat! He’s lost his family’s respect and he has no place to go. With the cats’ help, the Kraken returns to his homeworld to regain his honor!
#21 - Tale of the Tail
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/22/2005
Gordon is depressed after Human Kimberly's friends make fun of him for his tiny tail. Mr. Blik and Waffle are going fishing, and Mr. Blik wants Gordon to go so he'll carry the cooler. Reluctant to go, Gordon is convinced by Blik to go when he makes up a magical creature called the Kraken, who will grant you a wish if you defeat him in battle. Of course, Mr. Blik knows the Kraken is not real. But is he?
#22 - The Ghost of Mrs. Cramdilly
Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 9/23/2005
The cats are driving Hovis crazy with all their obnoxious behavior, and he tells them that their benefactor, Mrs. Cramdilly, would be ashamed of them all. Gordon, Waffle, and Blik go to gaze on Cramdilly's portrait, which suddenly comes alive! Mrs. Cramdilly's ghost says she's changed her mind about her will and declares that everything now belongs to Hovis! Fearful that the ghost will eat their brains-or worse-the cats relent and switch roles with Hovis.
#23 - Unicorn Club
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/9/2005
Gordon, the king of bad lies, tells Human Kimberly that he will take her to see a unicorn in an attempt to impress her. Kimberly is excited to see the fantasy beast but since unicorns don't really exist, Gordon tries to convince Mr. Blik and Waffle to dress up in a unicorn costume rather then admit to Human Kimberly that he lied.
#24 - Go Gomez! Go!
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/9/2005
Gentleman, start your engines! The cats challenge their obnoxious neighbors, the Chumpy Chumps, to a high stakes race with the winner taking the others' house and everything in it. Confident Mr. Blik is sure they will win with his driving skills, but disaster strikes when it turns out that only Waffle is tall enough to drive. Blik and Gordon must come up with a plan, and fast!
#25 - Bringin' Down the Mouse
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/9/2005
Poor gullible Waffle sets out on his first mouse hunt only to meet Squeakus, the most devious of rodents. While Waffle thinks he has met his new best friends, Squeakus preys on Waffle’s innocence and trusting nature and convinces him that Mr. Blik and Gordon are actually mice. In the end, Squeakus is defeated and Waffle finally gets to the Mouse Hunter's Ball.