The WORST episodes of Catscratch

Every episode of Catscratch ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Catscratch!

Cats + Cash = Chaos! From creator and executive producer Doug TenNapel comes a wild new comedy about three brothers. Catscratch's stars are Mr. Blik, Gordon and Waffle, who happen to be cats, which were raised in a mega-mansion by Mrs. Edna Cramdilly. After her death, Edna left her house and all her money to the cats. The rich kitties live a wild life of freedom and adventure and they can’t seem to keep out of trouble.

Last Updated: 4/23/2024Network: NickelodeonStatus: Ended
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Duck and Cover
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#1 - Duck and Cover

Season 1 - Episode 40 - Aired 2/10/2007

Because of a bad first start, Gordon is afraid of a duck, so Mr. Blik and Waffle set up a wrestling match for him.

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Clan Destiny
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#2 - Clan Destiny

Season 1 - Episode 27 - Aired 4/7/2006

After Blik is annoyed by Gordon's singing, The three cats head to Scotland. After failing a test to see if Gordon is a member of the highland Quid clan, Gordon runs away, trying to find his real life. But after Waffle Blik, and the Highland Quid Clan are in danger from a Banshee, Its up to Gordon to save the day.

Mall-Adjusted
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#3 - Mall-Adjusted

Season 1 - Episode 28 - Aired 4/7/2006

Waffle bankrupts the cats, after purchasing his favorite new toy, which is all of the bubble wrap in the world. The cats are kicked out of the mansion while Hovis and the newts are repossessed and the newts were sold and the cats had to throw things away as they left the mansion. With no money, the cats are forced to work at the mall. Every time they go to work at many of the stores in the mall, they always get fired. When they finally find another job that involves making their own root beer, the brothers take their energy into making this. A string of gigs leads to a series of destruction, chaos, and, of course, firings.

Two of A Kind
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#4 - Two of A Kind

Season 1 - Episode 29 - Aired 5/5/2006

As their families prepare for battle, Waffle befriends the Chumpy Chump brother known as Lunk. The two have a blast together! But when their kin find out, Waffle and Lunk’s friendship is banned! The two buddies decide they must run away, but when a disaster strikes their beloved brothers, only these two like-minded pals can save the day! Or can they?

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Core-uption
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#5 - Core-uption

Season 1 - Episode 30 - Aired 5/5/2006

Kimberly’s teacher fails her on her project: a model of the earth’s core, made of glitter, cotton candy, rainbows, and other pretty stuff. Seeing Kimberly upset, Gordon travels to the center of the earth, and tosses her project into the core! And the earth transforms! Clouds turn into cotton candy, unicorns roam freely, and it rains glitter! But as the cats soon learn, too much of a good thing can be really, really awful.

Katilda
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#6 - Katilda

Season 1 - Episode 31 - Aired 6/2/2006

Katilda’s the new cat in town, and, though Blik won’t admit it, she’s fascinating! With her charismatic leadership skills, Katilda soon has the cats following her into the woods to fight a terrifying monster. But when it appears that Katilda’s imagination may be a bit too active, will any of the cats be left to fight by her side?

The Secret Door
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#7 - The Secret Door

Season 1 - Episode 32 - Aired 6/2/2006

Blik and Gordon can’t figure out why Waffle keeps disappearing, until they find out that Waffle has discovered a secret world hidden inside the mansion! A world where he’s become king! Unfortunately, Waffle finds out that being king has its price when the Dark Rider forces Waffle into battle. Now, it’s King Waffle’s duty to defeat this evil menace and save his subjects!

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Major Pepperidge
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#8 - Major Pepperidge

Season 1 - Episode 33 - Aired 9/22/2006

While preparing for his own “Blik parade,” Blik suddenly grows a second head! And the new head is not like Blik at all. He’s nice! Blik loathes him, but everyone else loves the new head and his sage advice. If Blik doesn’t want to be upstaged at his parade, he’ll have to rid himself of the pest growing out of his neck. The pest known as… Major Pepperidge! Bubbity-boo!

Magic Staff
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#9 - Magic Staff

Season 1 - Episode 34 - Aired 9/22/2006

After finding a staff that transforms the bearer into a hulking superman, the cats get selfish. They each want the powers of a hero, even if they don’t want to act like one. And when the guardian of the staff shows up to reclaim it, the cats must battle him to prove their worth! But do the cats really deserve such power?

Free Hovis
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#10 - Free Hovis

Season 1 - Episode 35 - Aired 9/29/2006

Through Waffle’s own ignorance, Hovis is accidentally transformed into a giant, talking fish and washed out to sea. Soon enough, a traveling aquarium captures the poor butler and puts him on display! Blik, Waffle and Gordon must track down the fishy side show and free their flippered butler.

Three Against Nature
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#11 - Three Against Nature

Season 1 - Episode 36 - Aired 9/29/2006

Getting lost in the woods, an argument sends the cats down three different paths… alone! Luckily for Waffle, he becomes part of a fun hillbilly family! But when they capture Blik for dinner, the cats will have to put their differences aside and work together to escape!

Blikmail
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#12 - Blikmail

Season 1 - Episode 37 - Aired 10/13/2006

After Katilda teases Blik about his doll, he tries to get it back, but his brothers think it's a Scottish mind-controlling figure.

Love Jackal
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#13 - Love Jackal

Season 1 - Episode 38 - Aired 10/13/2006

The cats forgot about Hovis' birthday again, they found out he was part of a band called Love Jackal. Soon Hovis regroups the band together and he would not need the cats any longer.

Spindango Fundulation
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#14 - Spindango Fundulation

Season 1 - Episode 39 - Aired 2/10/2007

Mr. Blik does not like to lose... ever! That is why in his new video game, "Spindango Fundulation" which at this point he is terrible at, Mr. Blik decides to rig the game to win! But, little does Blik know that he and his brothers will soon be whisked away to an alien slug planet, where the slugs believe that Mr. Blik has the ability to save them from an evil warship! Can Mr. Blik save the alien world and destroy "The Dango" Warship once and for all?

To the Moon
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#15 - To the Moon

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/9/2005

When Mr. Blik enters a barbeque rib cook-off it’s off to the moon for the three brothers. Gordon recounts a story of a man making the most delicious ribs using rocks from the moon. Since Mr. Blik is a terrible cook and needs all of the help he can get, he turns Gear into a rocket to chauffer the three cats to the moon. In the end, Blik wins, for the WORST RIBS EVER. Blik is actually happy.

Directors: Doug TenNapel
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Bringin' Down the Mouse
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#16 - Bringin' Down the Mouse

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/9/2005

Poor gullible Waffle sets out on his first mouse hunt only to meet Squeakus, the most devious of rodents. While Waffle thinks he has met his new best friends, Squeakus preys on Waffle’s innocence and trusting nature and convinces him that Mr. Blik and Gordon are actually mice. In the end, Squeakus is defeated and Waffle finally gets to the Mouse Hunter's Ball.

Directors: Doug TenNapel
Go Gomez! Go!
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#17 - Go Gomez! Go!

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/9/2005

Gentleman, start your engines! The cats challenge their obnoxious neighbors, the Chumpy Chumps, to a high stakes race with the winner taking the others' house and everything in it. Confident Mr. Blik is sure they will win with his driving skills, but disaster strikes when it turns out that only Waffle is tall enough to drive. Blik and Gordon must come up with a plan, and fast!

Directors: Michael Girard
Unicorn Club
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#18 - Unicorn Club

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/9/2005

Gordon, the king of bad lies, tells Human Kimberly that he will take her to see a unicorn in an attempt to impress her. Kimberly is excited to see the fantasy beast but since unicorns don't really exist, Gordon tries to convince Mr. Blik and Waffle to dress up in a unicorn costume rather then admit to Human Kimberly that he lied.

Directors: Michael Girard
Tale of the Tail
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#19 - Tale of the Tail

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/22/2005

Gordon is depressed after Human Kimberly's friends make fun of him for his tiny tail. Mr. Blik and Waffle are going fishing, and Mr. Blik wants Gordon to go so he'll carry the cooler. Reluctant to go, Gordon is convinced by Blik to go when he makes up a magical creature called the Kraken, who will grant you a wish if you defeat him in battle. Of course, Mr. Blik knows the Kraken is not real. But is he?

The Ghost of Mrs. Cramdilly
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#20 - The Ghost of Mrs. Cramdilly

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 9/23/2005

The cats are driving Hovis crazy with all their obnoxious behavior, and he tells them that their benefactor, Mrs. Cramdilly, would be ashamed of them all. Gordon, Waffle, and Blik go to gaze on Cramdilly's portrait, which suddenly comes alive! Mrs. Cramdilly's ghost says she's changed her mind about her will and declares that everything now belongs to Hovis! Fearful that the ghost will eat their brains-or worse-the cats relent and switch roles with Hovis.

Requiem For a Cat
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#21 - Requiem For a Cat

Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 11/18/2005

Blik's got only twenty-four hours left to live! At least that's what he thinks the doctor told him. Fearing that his brothers will only remember him as he is a selfish, mean jerk he spends his remaining time lavishing them with love. But Gordon and Waffle are suspicious. Why's Blik being so nice? What's he up to? Concluding that Blik must be plotting to take them out, Gordon and Waffle do everything in their power to escape from their brother's clutches.

Hi Ho Kraken
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#22 - Hi Ho Kraken

Season 1 - Episode 19 - Aired 2/3/2006

Someone’s been hiding out in the cats’ own house, right under their noses! Someone big, slimy, and tentacle-y! Yup! It’s the Kraken – the giant sea creature Gordon defeated in battle not long ago! Is he here for revenge? Nope. He’s been exiled from his home planet for getting beaten by a cat! He’s lost his family’s respect and he has no place to go. With the cats’ help, the Kraken returns to his homeworld to regain his honor!

King of Clubs
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#23 - King of Clubs

Season 1 - Episode 20 - Aired 2/3/2006

Blik can’t wait to join a lavish country club! They’ve got everything you could want: a spa, a golf course, and Blik’s personal favorite, exclusivity! He just needs to impress the club members, and he’ll be all set! But when Blik is rejected and his brothers are accepted, Blik loses it! Meanwhile, Gordon and Waffle are having the time of their lives, partaking in all the luxuries that the club has to offer. It’s only when they see how the other members treat Blik that they rethink the importance of being “exclusive.”

Lovesick
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#24 - Lovesick

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/15/2005

While the brothers are watching a scary monster movie, they are interrupted by Human Kimberly at their door with a gift of broccoli. Gordon is fiercely allergic to the broccoli and he puffs up so bad that he looks just like the monster in the movie. Mr. Blik and Waffle think he is the monster from the movie and run for their lives. When they can no longer run they are faced with their only option.fight the beast!

Directors: Peter Hastings
King of All Root Beer
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#25 - King of All Root Beer

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/15/2005

Let the games begin! Mr. Blik, Gordon and Waffle engage in an Olympic-competition in which they battle each other in a series of physical challenges in hopes of winning the title of Root Beer King. Mr. Blik, who cannot stand to loose, cheats Waffle out of the crown, but he is in for a surprise at the parade when he finds out that he isn't riding the float.he is the float!

Directors: Peter Hastings