The WORST episodes of Catscratch
Every episode of Catscratch ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Catscratch!
Cats + Cash = Chaos! From creator and executive producer Doug TenNapel comes a wild new comedy about three brothers. Catscratch's stars are Mr. Blik, Gordon and Waffle, who happen to be cats, which were raised in a mega-mansion by Mrs. Edna Cramdilly. After her death, Edna left her house and all her money to the cats. The rich kitties live a wild life of freedom and adventure and they can’t seem to keep out of trouble.
#1 - Three Against Nature
Season 1 - Episode 36 - Aired 9/29/2006
Getting lost in the woods, an argument sends the cats down three different paths… alone! Luckily for Waffle, he becomes part of a fun hillbilly family! But when they capture Blik for dinner, the cats will have to put their differences aside and work together to escape!
#2 - Mall-Adjusted
Season 1 - Episode 28 - Aired 4/7/2006
Waffle bankrupts the cats, after purchasing his favorite new toy, which is all of the bubble wrap in the world. The cats are kicked out of the mansion while Hovis and the newts are repossessed and the newts were sold and the cats had to throw things away as they left the mansion. With no money, the cats are forced to work at the mall. Every time they go to work at many of the stores in the mall, they always get fired. When they finally find another job that involves making their own root beer, the brothers take their energy into making this. A string of gigs leads to a series of destruction, chaos, and, of course, firings.
#3 - Clan Destiny
Season 1 - Episode 27 - Aired 4/7/2006
After Blik is annoyed by Gordon's singing, The three cats head to Scotland. After failing a test to see if Gordon is a member of the highland Quid clan, Gordon runs away, trying to find his real life. But after Waffle Blik, and the Highland Quid Clan are in danger from a Banshee, Its up to Gordon to save the day.
#4 - Major Pepperidge
Season 1 - Episode 33 - Aired 9/22/2006
While preparing for his own “Blik parade,” Blik suddenly grows a second head! And the new head is not like Blik at all. He’s nice! Blik loathes him, but everyone else loves the new head and his sage advice. If Blik doesn’t want to be upstaged at his parade, he’ll have to rid himself of the pest growing out of his neck. The pest known as… Major Pepperidge! Bubbity-boo!
#5 - Two of A Kind
Season 1 - Episode 29 - Aired 5/5/2006
As their families prepare for battle, Waffle befriends the Chumpy Chump brother known as Lunk. The two have a blast together! But when their kin find out, Waffle and Lunk’s friendship is banned! The two buddies decide they must run away, but when a disaster strikes their beloved brothers, only these two like-minded pals can save the day! Or can they?
#6 - Core-uption
Season 1 - Episode 30 - Aired 5/5/2006
Kimberly’s teacher fails her on her project: a model of the earth’s core, made of glitter, cotton candy, rainbows, and other pretty stuff. Seeing Kimberly upset, Gordon travels to the center of the earth, and tosses her project into the core! And the earth transforms! Clouds turn into cotton candy, unicorns roam freely, and it rains glitter! But as the cats soon learn, too much of a good thing can be really, really awful.
#7 - The Secret Door
Season 1 - Episode 32 - Aired 6/2/2006
Blik and Gordon can’t figure out why Waffle keeps disappearing, until they find out that Waffle has discovered a secret world hidden inside the mansion! A world where he’s become king! Unfortunately, Waffle finds out that being king has its price when the Dark Rider forces Waffle into battle. Now, it’s King Waffle’s duty to defeat this evil menace and save his subjects!
#8 - Magic Staff
Season 1 - Episode 34 - Aired 9/22/2006
After finding a staff that transforms the bearer into a hulking superman, the cats get selfish. They each want the powers of a hero, even if they don’t want to act like one. And when the guardian of the staff shows up to reclaim it, the cats must battle him to prove their worth! But do the cats really deserve such power?
#9 - Free Hovis
Season 1 - Episode 35 - Aired 9/29/2006
Through Waffle’s own ignorance, Hovis is accidentally transformed into a giant, talking fish and washed out to sea. Soon enough, a traveling aquarium captures the poor butler and puts him on display! Blik, Waffle and Gordon must track down the fishy side show and free their flippered butler.
#10 - Blikmail
Season 1 - Episode 37 - Aired 10/13/2006
After Katilda teases Blik about his doll, he tries to get it back, but his brothers think it's a Scottish mind-controlling figure.
#11 - Love Jackal
Season 1 - Episode 38 - Aired 10/13/2006
The cats forgot about Hovis' birthday again, they found out he was part of a band called Love Jackal. Soon Hovis regroups the band together and he would not need the cats any longer.
#12 - Spindango Fundulation
Season 1 - Episode 39 - Aired 2/10/2007
Mr. Blik does not like to lose... ever! That is why in his new video game, "Spindango Fundulation" which at this point he is terrible at, Mr. Blik decides to rig the game to win! But, little does Blik know that he and his brothers will soon be whisked away to an alien slug planet, where the slugs believe that Mr. Blik has the ability to save them from an evil warship! Can Mr. Blik save the alien world and destroy "The Dango" Warship once and for all?
#13 - Duck and Cover
Season 1 - Episode 40 - Aired 2/10/2007
Because of a bad first start, Gordon is afraid of a duck, so Mr. Blik and Waffle set up a wrestling match for him.
#14 - Katilda
Season 1 - Episode 31 - Aired 6/2/2006
Katilda’s the new cat in town, and, though Blik won’t admit it, she’s fascinating! With her charismatic leadership skills, Katilda soon has the cats following her into the woods to fight a terrifying monster. But when it appears that Katilda’s imagination may be a bit too active, will any of the cats be left to fight by her side?
#15 - To the Moon
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/9/2005
When Mr. Blik enters a barbeque rib cook-off it’s off to the moon for the three brothers. Gordon recounts a story of a man making the most delicious ribs using rocks from the moon. Since Mr. Blik is a terrible cook and needs all of the help he can get, he turns Gear into a rocket to chauffer the three cats to the moon. In the end, Blik wins, for the WORST RIBS EVER. Blik is actually happy.
#16 - Bringin' Down the Mouse
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/9/2005
Poor gullible Waffle sets out on his first mouse hunt only to meet Squeakus, the most devious of rodents. While Waffle thinks he has met his new best friends, Squeakus preys on Waffle’s innocence and trusting nature and convinces him that Mr. Blik and Gordon are actually mice. In the end, Squeakus is defeated and Waffle finally gets to the Mouse Hunter's Ball.
#17 - Go Gomez! Go!
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/9/2005
Gentleman, start your engines! The cats challenge their obnoxious neighbors, the Chumpy Chumps, to a high stakes race with the winner taking the others' house and everything in it. Confident Mr. Blik is sure they will win with his driving skills, but disaster strikes when it turns out that only Waffle is tall enough to drive. Blik and Gordon must come up with a plan, and fast!
#18 - Unicorn Club
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/9/2005
Gordon, the king of bad lies, tells Human Kimberly that he will take her to see a unicorn in an attempt to impress her. Kimberly is excited to see the fantasy beast but since unicorns don't really exist, Gordon tries to convince Mr. Blik and Waffle to dress up in a unicorn costume rather then admit to Human Kimberly that he lied.
#19 - Off the Leash
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 7/29/2005
Waffle is seeking an identity, and since Karate Cat, Fireman Cat, and Massage Therapy Cat aren't working out, Gordon gives him a personality test that indicates Waffle is actually a dog! After his brothers grow annoyed with his slobbery canine behavior, Waffle runs away and takes up with Bark Meat, a fierce neighborhood dog. Pretty soon, Waffle and Barkmeat are captured and sent to the pound, and Blik and Gordon must rally to rescue their brother.
Watch Now:Amazon#21 - Hi Ho Kraken
Season 1 - Episode 19 - Aired 2/3/2006
Someone’s been hiding out in the cats’ own house, right under their noses! Someone big, slimy, and tentacle-y! Yup! It’s the Kraken – the giant sea creature Gordon defeated in battle not long ago! Is he here for revenge? Nope. He’s been exiled from his home planet for getting beaten by a cat! He’s lost his family’s respect and he has no place to go. With the cats’ help, the Kraken returns to his homeworld to regain his honor!
Watch Now:Amazon#22 - The Ghost of Mrs. Cramdilly
Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 9/23/2005
The cats are driving Hovis crazy with all their obnoxious behavior, and he tells them that their benefactor, Mrs. Cramdilly, would be ashamed of them all. Gordon, Waffle, and Blik go to gaze on Cramdilly's portrait, which suddenly comes alive! Mrs. Cramdilly's ghost says she's changed her mind about her will and declares that everything now belongs to Hovis! Fearful that the ghost will eat their brains-or worse-the cats relent and switch roles with Hovis.
Watch Now:Amazon#23 - Tale of the Tail
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/22/2005
Gordon is depressed after Human Kimberly's friends make fun of him for his tiny tail. Mr. Blik and Waffle are going fishing, and Mr. Blik wants Gordon to go so he'll carry the cooler. Reluctant to go, Gordon is convinced by Blik to go when he makes up a magical creature called the Kraken, who will grant you a wish if you defeat him in battle. Of course, Mr. Blik knows the Kraken is not real. But is he?
Watch Now:Amazon#24 - Requiem For a Cat
Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 10/28/2005
Blik's got only twenty-four hours left to live! At least that's what he thinks the doctor told him. Fearing that his brothers will only remember him as he is a selfish, mean jerk he spends his remaining time lavishing them with love. But Gordon and Waffle are suspicious. Why's Blik being so nice? What's he up to? Concluding that Blik must be plotting to take them out, Gordon and Waffle do everything in their power to escape from their brother's clutches.
Watch Now:Amazon#25 - Big-Eyed Bunny
Season 1 - Episode 16 - Aired 10/14/2005
Kimberly's new bunny, Sacheecko, is the cutest, biggest-eyed, most adorable-est creature ever! Filled with jealousy of Kimberly's new friend, Gordon decides to confront the rabbit. While Gordon is struggling with how to deal with his rival, Sacheecko hops towards the cats' house just as Blik is backing down the driveway in the car! THUMP! Sacheecko! Gordon and Blik are convinced that they have killed Kimberly's beloved pet-although the audience knows Blik simply ran over a chamois. Afraid to tell Kimberly the horrible truth, Gordon and Blik must find a Sacheecko stand-in before she discovers her bunny's empty cage.
Watch Now:Amazon