Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!

The BEST episodes of Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!

Every episode of Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!!

Camera follow teams of High Court Enforcement Agents, dealing with the execution of High Court Writs.

Last Updated: 10/24/2022Network:Channel 5 (UK)
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Episode 29
star
8.50
2 votes

#1 - Episode 29

Season 5 - Episode 29 - Aired 12/20/2017

Episode 25
star
8.50
2 votes

#2 - Episode 25

Season 5 - Episode 25 - Aired 11/22/2017

Episode 31
star
8.50
2 votes

#3 - Episode 31

Season 5 - Episode 31 - Aired 1/3/2018

Episode 30
star
8.50
2 votes

#4 - Episode 30

Season 5 - Episode 30 - Aired 12/27/2017

Episode 23
star
8.35
17 votes

#5 - Episode 23

Season 5 - Episode 23 - Aired 11/8/2017

The debt collectors take action to serve a writ issued for the organiser of a music festival.

Episode 35
star
8.33
3 votes

#6 - Episode 35

Season 5 - Episode 35 - Aired 4/5/2018

Gareth and Mitch are on the trail of £2,500 in unpaid parking tickets in Cardiff, and while the debtor is not at home, they notice his car is sporting false number plates and call the police. The duo also face an angry defendant in Swindon when trying to collect £2,000 for unpaid rent on a lock-up, while in Buckinghamshire, Matt and Garry consider seizing a haul of luxury watches to pay more than £16,000 owed to a landlord.

Episode 36
star
8.33
3 votes

#7 - Episode 36

Season 5 - Episode 36 - Aired 4/12/2018

Stewart and Elmor set out to evict a tenant from a property in Manchester but when the man claims he knew nothing about the court order tempers begin to fray. A car salesman in Cumbria is not happy about paying £4,500 to a dissatisfied customer, and in Shropshire a pub licensee claims she is unable to pay the rent she owes to her ex-landlord. With emotions running high, can she cut a new deal?

Episode 16
star
8.33
6 votes

#8 - Episode 16

Season 5 - Episode 16 - Aired 9/6/2017

Sheriffs try to recover almost £2400 from a company director for unpaid invoices in Manchester, while agents in Kent chase nearly £4000 owed by a couple for unpaid rent.

Episode 20
star
8.25
20 votes

#9 - Episode 20

Season 5 - Episode 20 - Aired 10/4/2017

Max and Steve attempt to calm and situation where a debtor loses his temper. Matt and Garry attempt to help an accountant who is asset rich but cash poor.

Episode 19
star
8.14
14 votes

#10 - Episode 19

Season 5 - Episode 19 - Aired 9/27/2017

Matt and Garry face a threatening situation when they try to recover some unpaid nursery fees, a young driver's failure to pay some parking fines cause a family ructions.

Episode 20
star
8.03
33 votes

#11 - Episode 20

Season 4 - Episode 20 - Aired 11/2/2016

Paul and Ben attend the eviction of a mother and daughter from their flat, but discover their door has been reinforced with irresistible steel, which the locksmith is unable to drill through. Brian and Del call upon an East London garage to reclaim £7,000 to a dissatisfied customer, but find the business – and the customer's vehicle – in a state of disrepair. Paul and Steve attend an eviction where they find the occupants have been subletting from the tenant, not the landlord, but come up against a language barrier. Brian and Del call upon a woman who has acted as guarantor on her sister's tenancy agreement, but with her sister now £10,000 in arrears, is forced to take responsibility for the debt.

Episode 7
star
8.00
5 votes

#12 - Episode 7

Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/3/2017

A car parts dealer throws a spanner in the works after Stewart and Elmor strike a deal, the cops are called to help evict a tenant in East London, and Paul and Ben barge their way into a flat to discover some very vulnerable tenants.

Episode 12
star
8.00
7 votes

#13 - Episode 12

Season 5 - Episode 12 - Aired 6/7/2017

Matt and Garry incur the wrath of a man whose former girlfriend wants to recover the money he owes her, and a taxi company tries to hide its debts.

Episode 24
star
8.00
19 votes

#14 - Episode 24

Season 5 - Episode 24 - Aired 11/15/2017

Gareth and Mitch are in north Devon with a writ to recover more than £8,000 owed by a dissatisfied customer to a supplier of windows and doors. In Nottingham, Stewart and Vic are on an eviction that will test their patience to the limits, with a landlord who wants his property back after months of rent arrears and alleged anti-social behaviour.

Episode 17
star
7.93
14 votes

#15 - Episode 17

Season 5 - Episode 17 - Aired 9/13/2017

Max and Steve have a writ to recover a disputed debt owed by the owner of a bridal shop, and also face a challenging eviction. Gary and Cona are chasing money owed by a small business, and recovering vet fees.

Episode 8
star
7.88
8 votes

#16 - Episode 8

Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/10/2017

Gary and trainee Cona face a case of potential mistaken identity, Del and Max turn detective to confirm another debtor, Paul works with a film producer on the verge of bankruptcy, and Gary is forced to seize a car from a young couple.

Episode 11
star
7.86
7 votes

#17 - Episode 11

Season 5 - Episode 11 - Aired 5/31/2017

Matt unravels the complex case of a shopkeeper, and meets a single mum struggling to cope with mounting debts. A beauty salon owner threatens to lock Stewart in and place him under citizen's arrest.

Episode 15
star
7.83
12 votes

#18 - Episode 15

Season 5 - Episode 15 - Aired 8/30/2017

In Coventry, the sheriffs chase £10,000 owed by a publican to a contractor. The property appears to be empty, but after finding an ingenious method of entry, Matt and Garry are confronted by a surprised and angry landlord. Meanwhile, agents Max and Steve head to central London to try to recover almost £8,000 owed to a firm of accountants

Episode 11
star
7.78
23 votes

#19 - Episode 11

Season 4 - Episode 11 - Aired 8/31/2016

Del and Dael attempt to reclaim £3,500 owed by a man to a van rental business, but on arrival at the property, find themselves in the middle of a bitter dispute between father and son, which leads to death threats. Paul and Steve evict a former actor from his £1,200 a month one-room bedsit following an end-of-tenancy agreement, but are shocked by the quality of his living conditions. Brian and Del attend the King William Hotel in London to reclaim £6,500 owed to a supplier, but are forced to start removing goods when the owner claims he cannot pay. Paul and Steve attend a property repossession in Tottenham, but are caught in the middle of a dispute between tenant and landlord.

Episode 22
star
7.75
16 votes

#20 - Episode 22

Season 5 - Episode 22 - Aired 10/18/2017

Agents Max and Steve head to London to try to recover more than £21,000 in unpaid court costs after a car accident. Officers Aron and Cona team up to recover almost £7,000 owed after a debtor failed to repay a loan to her ex-partners.

Episode 15
star
7.74
23 votes

#21 - Episode 15

Season 4 - Episode 15 - Aired 9/28/2016

Stewart and Vic attempt to reclaim £5,000 owed by a customer to a garage for repair work on a damaged van, but the debtor immediately becomes aggressive and calls upon a local Anti-Bailiff protest group to come and confront the agents. Del and Dael attempt to reclaim nearly £7,000 owed by a man to his ex-girlfriend. When they threaten to remove the debtor's girlfriend's possessions, the situation becomes heated. Stewart and Vic attempt to reclaim £6,500 owed by a garage in consultancy fees, but the debtor refuses to take responsibility for the writ. Del and Dael visit a woman who owes £3,700 in solicitor's fees, but are forced to take a risky gamble to secure payment.

Episode 18
star
7.71
28 votes

#22 - Episode 18

Season 4 - Episode 18 - Aired 10/19/2016

Del and Dael attempt to reclaim £1,900 owed by a young mum who has defaulted on a payment plan, but discover she has no assets they could possibly seize to offset the debt. Meanwhile, Gareth and Craig attempt to reclaim £45,000 owed by the director of an online clothing business to a former distributor, but are alarmed when on their second visit to the property, they find a stash of guns. Del and Dael visit an Indian takeaway owner who owes more than £22,000 in legal fees from a previous eviction, but when the debtor refuses to pay, they are forced to call upon Brian and Graham to help remove goods. Gareth and Craig visit a pensioner who owes £3,900 to a firm of solicitors.

Episode 14
star
7.71
7 votes

#23 - Episode 14

Season 5 - Episode 14 - Aired 6/21/2017

The High Court Enforcement Agents tackle a surprisingly violent travel agent and a tricky shop owner and a neighbour at war.

Episode 14
star
7.69
32 votes

#24 - Episode 14

Season 4 - Episode 14 - Aired 9/21/2016

Del and Dael attempt to reclaim £3,000 owed by an Indian takeaway to a meat supplier, but become embroiled in a game of cat and mouse as the debtor refuses to reveal his identity. Paul and Steve undertake the eviction of a former businesswoman who owes more than £14,000 in rent arrears, who refuses to accept the situation she has found herself in. Del and Dael visit a man who owes £3,800 to a dissatisfied customer whom he sold a car to, but find he has very few assets to seize. When they come across a pair of vehicles, they are shocked to discover that both are worthless. Paul and Steve evict a young woman and her boyfriend who have a history of mental health problems.

Episode 7
star
7.67
24 votes

#25 - Episode 7

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/29/2014

High Court enforcement officers Paul and Steve make an extraordinary discovery inside a locked bedroom, and immediately call for police back-up. Brian and Graham head to Swindon Town football club to recover a debt, while Paul and Ben have difficulty evicting a couple from a house in Kent after learning they have six children and nowhere else to go

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