The BEST episodes of According to Jim season 5
Every episode of According to Jim season 5, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of According to Jim season 5!
Jim is an abrasive but lovable suburban father. Much like his real life counterpart, Jim's character is noted as a fan of Blues music, as well as the Chicago Blackhawks, Chicago Bulls, Chicago Bears, and the Chicago Cubs. He's married to a gorgeous woman, Cheryl, and raises his five children – Ruby, Gracie, Kyle, and twins, Gordan and Jonathan – in a big house. Everything is perfect for Jim, if it wasn't for the messy situations he gets himself into and his laziness, which often makes him search for alternative ways of doing things with less effort. Of course, having his wife's siblings hanging out at his house all the time is no help. While Andy might be one of his best friends, Dana often teams up with Cheryl against Jim.
#1 - Get Your Freak On
Season 5 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/21/2006
Cheryl believes she's attending a tasteful lingerie party, but is shocked to learn the hostess is selling sex toys and Cheryl buys one, but won't tell Jim.
#2 - Mr. Right
Season 5 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/7/2006
Cheryl and Jim get into a disagreement about Erik Estrada, and Jim tries to prove that the incident that occurred ten years ago was not wrong.
#3 - The Tale of the Tape (2)
Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/27/2005
Jim worries that Cheryl's romantic expectations will increase when his new brother-in-law, Ryan, showers Dana with flowers and gifts. But then Jim learns that a special blues tape Cheryl supposedly made for him when they were dating, and that made him fall in love with her, was actually made for her by an old boyfriend.
#4 - Belaboring the Point
Season 5 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/2/2006
When a proud and happy Ryan announces that Dana is pregnant, Jim warns him of Dana's upcoming hormone swings, and ends up dreaming that he is pregnant.
#5 - James & the Annoying Peach
Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/8/2005
To teach Jim the value of communication, Cheryl doesn't speak to him for three days.
#6 - The Dream
Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/15/2005
Jim tries to blackmail Dana when he finds out she’s having erotic dreams about him.
#7 - Sex Ed Fred
Season 5 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/10/2006
When Jim and Cheryl watch an sex education video that is shown at Ruby's school, Jim realizes that he is watching a young him.
#8 - The Grumpy Guy
Season 5 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/28/2006
Jim gets mad when he finds out that his neighbor Julie has been writing children books and basing them about him.
#9 - Anec-Dont's
Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/18/2005
Cheryl, upset that Jim thinks her daily anecdotes are boring, steals Dana's story about meeting Oprah. Jim, now determined to out-do Cheryl, makes up a story about his construction office catching fire. But when Cheryl take the kids to see the damage, Jim and Andy, who are scrambling to make it look authentic, end up setting a real fire.
#10 - The Thin Green Line
Season 5 - Episode 20 - Aired 3/14/2006
Cheryl gives her best to assure herself a spot on the Church Committee, and in order to get that, she forbids Jim to do his annual "Green Man" routine on St. Patrick's day. However, her plans are ruined when she gets arrested.
#11 - The Tale of the Tape (1)
Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/27/2005
Jim worries that Cheryl's romantic expectations will increase when his new brother-in-law, Ryan, showers Dana with flowers and gifts. But then Jim learns that a special blues tape Cheryl supposedly made for him when they were dating, and that made him fall in love with her, was actually made for her by an old boyfriend
#12 - The Chick Whisperer
Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/1/2005
Jim helps Andy pick up a beautiful woman in a bar, but she turns out to be crazy -- and eventually leaves Andy and stalks Jim instead.
#13 - Daddy Dearest
Season 5 - Episode 19 - Aired 3/7/2006
Jim believes that Bill (played by Joseph Bologna), the father of one of Rubys and Gracies classmates is actually his real father that abandoned Jim when he was a child.
#14 - Foul Ball
Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/20/2005
The fifth season premieres with Jim sneaking off to a Cubs game with Kyle instead of taking him to his first day of kindergarten.
#15 - Lean on Me
Season 5 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/29/2005
Cheryl encourages Jim to meet a former girlfriend wants to discuss business for lunch, and then regrets it when she becomes convinced that the old flame has romantic intentions.
#16 - Jim's Best Friend
Season 5 - Episode 21 - Aired 3/21/2006
When Andy stars playing chess with Ryan on a regular basis, Jim is convinced that he is losing his best friend.
#17 - Charity Begins at Hef's
Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/4/2005
When Cheryl wins two tickets to visit Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion in a charity-raising contest that Jim secretly entered her in, she decides to take Dana instead of him.
#18 - The Stick
Season 5 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/7/2006
It's Jim's birthday and he gets upset when Cheryl gives him gifts he does not want, but is really happy when Kyle give him a stick for his birthday.
#19 - Polite Jim
Season 5 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/7/2006
Jim makes his own neighbour cry with complaining about his backyard barbeque, so he ends up taking polite lessons from Andy, in order to become a better person.
#20 - Renewing Vows
Season 5 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/24/2006
Ruby and Gracie want to get their ears pierced but Cheryl believes that this will lead to the girls growing up too quickly and convinces Jim. Jim and Cheryl renew their wedding vows and Jim walks down the aisle with an earring.
#21 - The Race
Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/11/2005
Out-of-shape Jim enters a 10K marathon to teach Kyle, who wants to quit basketball, a lesson about not being a quitter -- but he cheats to get first to the finish line.
#22 - The Gift of the Maggie
Season 5 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/13/2005
When Cheryl and Dana's mother, Maggie, visits for the holidays, Jim and Cheryl compete with Ryan and Dana for her affection