The WORST episodes of #1 HAPPY FAMILY USA

Every episode of #1 HAPPY FAMILY USA ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of #1 HAPPY FAMILY USA!

From creator Ramy Youssef comes #1 Happy Family USA, an adult-animated series following the maniacally upbeat Husseins - the most patriotic, most peaceful, and most definitely-not-suspicious Muslim family in post-9/11 "Amreeka." With satire and absurdity, it redefines finding humor in hardship as they navigate the early 2000s under the watchful eyes of their terrified neighbors.

Last Updated: 3/25/2026Network: Prime VideoStatus: Continuing

6.78

23 votes

#1 - VERY GOOD HATE CRIME!

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/17/2025

Hateful, but helpful. The best hate crime I have ever seen. I love this country.

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7.29

31 votes

#2 - WE ARE NOTHING!

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/17/2025

The government has created a new secret spy program called See Something Say Something! But you can't see something if we are nothing!

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7.38

21 votes

#3 - INSHALLAH PUBES!

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/17/2025

Rumi, once they grow down there, they leave your head. I’m sorry son. It’s time for you to grow up. You will be a bald man by high school.

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7.40

48 votes

#4 - NINE TEN

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/17/2025

Hello, I am Hussein, and this is my family, the Husseins! This is a very big day for us. We have experienced a loss… but I negotiated a very cheap burial price! Go me. Tomorrow is already looking better!

7.50

32 votes

#5 - #1 VIGIL MOURNERS!

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/17/2025

Look how many candles we have! We are the most sad AND the least scary! There is nothing hidden in my halal cart. Trust us.

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7.54

26 votes

#6 - EGYPT IS ON THE PHONE!

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/17/2025

Mona, this is a very important phone call. We are speaking to our relatives in Egypt. This is a very expensive call, but of course I got us a phone card that is very cheap. It is very important that you make our move across the world seem worth it. Make us look good!

7.59

22 votes

#7 - DAUGHTER PRESIDENT!

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/17/2025

The school election is just as important as the presidential election and only one of them is rigged. Soon my daughter will run the world! While my son wastes away. Inshallah.

7.65

20 votes

#8 - A SLEEPOVER WITH MR. PRESIDENT!

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/17/2025

We love you Mr. Bush. Feel free to stay at our house, and torture our family. We cannot wait to visit this Guantanamo Bay! It sounds beautiful.