The BEST episodes written by Thomas Blacha
#1 - Mudslide Junction
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time - Season 1 - Episode 4
Nick talks about how happy he is to be working with Gay Robot again. Sketches include a cereal parody, a radio personality who has a knack for delivering bad news, and innovative camping equipment.
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#2 - Blah Blah Blah Main Street
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time - Season 1 - Episode 7
Nick discusses his horrible kitten sweater. Featuring sketches about an ill-fated couple's role playing, a family's guest with an uncontrollable need for the bath room, Gay Robot trying to buy plane tickets to an alien probing site, the scenario of Titanic if it was in an underwater planet, a forest ranger's job of breaking up homosexual intimacy, the recovery of a time capsule filled with sexual objects, and a man who wants to work at a cupcake factory with a twist.
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#3 - Dethtroll
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 4
The band plays an ancient song which hasn't been heard in thousands of years which unexpectedly awakens a deadly Nordic lake troll and must compose the world's first death metal lullaby to return the beast to its slumber.
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#4 - The Metalocalypse Has Begun
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 20
Dethklok receives death threats from fans right before the first live performance of Dethwater. Krosier and Ravenwood attempt to take Dethklok out, with the help of an old enemies brother... With the secret army on the horizon waiting for the right moment to strike, will Dethklok make it through this?
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#5 - Bluesklok
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 14
After a concert that Dethklok didn't perform, but just stood on the stage, they travel to Mississippi to learn about the blues.
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#6 - I Just Got Voodoo'd
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time - Season 1 - Episode 3
Nick talks about the trouble they had casting the Freddy Krueger sketch. Sketches include a parody of Nightmare on Elm Street, a parody of Top Chef, Nick as a ballet dancer, and a parody of a 1940s mummy film.
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#7 - Mordland
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 9
Mordhouse, the home of Dethklok, opens its gates to the public for the first time in celebration of International Dethfan Day. Will the band and their fans make it through the experience? Dethklok find themselves in potential trouble after two Internet geeks threaten to release the band's exclusive, one-time-only, fan song over the internet unless they give in to their demands.
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#8 - Duh Dog
Andy Richter Controls the Universe - Season 2 - Episode 10
While working on a manual for a deep frier, Byron proposes livening it up with a cartoon character. Andy tries to sarcastically shoot the idea down by suggesting a cartoon dog that tells people stupidly obvious facts, but when executives aren't thrilled with Andy's manual, Byron suggests the "Duh Dog" and the idea takes off. Meanwhile, Keith becomes addicted to fried food.
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#9 - Performance Klok
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 7
Dethklok has a huge fight on stage, which prompts the record label to hire a performance coach to keep the band together. The band falls in love with therapy for all the wrong reasons.
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King Star King - Season 1 - Episode 2
Hank Waffles, Gurbles and Pooza are forced to babysit Chunkles and Smear at the Waffle Zone; meanwhile, King Star King and Baroness Sludgeclot go on a date.
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King Star King - Season 1 - Episode 5
King Star King hatches into a new and improved version of himself; meanwhile, during spring break, Hank Waffles falls in love with the Burger Bitch.
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#12 - The Legend of Circuit Lake
Moonbeam City - Season 1 - Episode 9
Rad gets lost in the virtual world of the Moonbeam Police Department's records room and Dazzle is imprisoned for his murder; Dazzle forms an odd relationship with the prison's artificially intelligent security system.
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#13 - Dethclown
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 17
Dr. Rockso and Toki's sudden friendship has the rest of Dethklok uneasy.
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#14 - The Curse of Dethklok
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 1
Dethklok hires the world's only six-star chef to cook dinner for them before a show in Norway. They warn him of the Dethklok curse, where every employee they've hired, chefs included, has tragically died. Later, when their new chef is at near-death on life support following an unfortunate helicoptor mishap, the band is forced to make its own meals.
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#15 - Snakes n' Barrels
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 8
Pickles decides to go on a reunion tour with his old band, Snakes 'n' Barrels. The government plots to use a new super-drug to erase Pickles' mind and 'reprogram' him, thereby destroying Dethklok from within.
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#16 - Girlfriendklok
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 18
Dethklok is asked to host the American Pornography Awards, but Nathan's new controlling girlfriend puts a damper on the situation for the entire band.
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#17 - Happy Dethday (a.k.a. Birthdayface)
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 3
It's Murderface's birthday, and the rest of the band soon are faced with the difficult task of getting him a present. In fact, he actually ends up hating his party until they finally give him their gift.
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#18 - Religionklok
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 15
Murderface searches for a religion after a near-death experience leaves him longing for greater meaning. He samples everything from Christianity to Satanism before finding his true calling.
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#19 - Dethwater
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 2
Dethklok frontman Nathan Explosion wants the band's next album to be the ultimate smash hit. So, to achieve this goal, he decides to have a recording session locked in a Russian nuclear submarine that is moving through the Mariana Trench - the deepest, darkest location in the Earth's crust itself. How brutal is that?!
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#20 - Dethfam
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 6
Uncomfortable and embarrassed, Dethklok painfully endures while their parents are in town for a visit. They are at first pissed and doubtful when their parents announce the release of the 'Parents of Dethklok' album, but soon realize the depth of their parents' anger. The guys learn an important lesson: there's nothing more brutal in this world than raising children.
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King Star King - Season 1 - Episode 6
In order to save the world, King Star King and his crew of strange heroes must escape a strange alien city located inside the head of a petty thief that they get sucked into.
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#22 - Murdering Outside the Box
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 12
Dethklok has an end of the quarter employee evaluation to find out who has been embezzling from the company. The patronizing evaluation start off with a pep talk and a corporate video that will have audiences and Dethfans alike vying for a spot on the Dethklok payroll.
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King Star King - Season 1 - Episode 3
King Star King and his crew run into trouble at Fat Frank's Fantasy Lounge.
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#24 - Fat Kid at the Detharmonic (a.k.a. FatKlok)
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 10
Upon learning that they've once again earned too much money over the past year, the band tries to "donate" as much as they can to charity as a tax write-off. The guys also unwisely attempt fatherhood and play a landmark concert with the London Philharmonic Orchestra which ends with a killer laser light show.
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#25 - Monday Morning Meltdown
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time - Season 1 - Episode 6
A parody of James Cameron's Avatar set in an office, a TV show, called "Critter Getters", about two men capturing a bear, and an appearance by Superman.
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#26 - Dethecution
Metalocalypse - Season 2 - Episode 1
Dethklok has withdrawn from the public eye, and fan suicide rates are climbing. The US government hatches a plan to bring the band out of hiding and restore world order.
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#27 - The Strike Visualizer Strikes Again
Moonbeam City - Season 1 - Episode 3
Chrysalis leads a task force to catch a mysterious serial killer, and Dazzle is torn when his favorite artist becomes the prime suspect.
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King Star King - Season 1 - Episode 4
King Star King must harden a cowardly alien by the name of Mike Balls in order to defeat his enemy, Tim Tumor.
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#29 - Dethkomedy
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 5
Dethklok decides to try their hand at standup comedy in order to avoid burning out on metal. Pickles remains traumatized by a heckler while the rest of the band learns that comedy is all about embracing the hate.
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#30 - Go Forth and Die
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 13
Continually plagued by his stupidity, Nathan Explosion decides to attempt to earn his GED.
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King Star King - Season 1 - Episode 1
When Princess Snow White gets decapitated by the evil Alfonzo Molestro, King Star King and his crew must battle him for her body before it rots away.
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#32 - Snakes n' Barrels II (1)
Metalocalypse - Season 2 - Episode 16
When Pickles discovers through an episode of Where are They Now Now? that Snakes 'N' Barrels has reunited without him for the "SOBERTOWN USA No Drugs Allowed Sober Rock and Roll Show", he and the rest of Dethklok travel to Los Angeles to put an end to the atrocity. Part one.
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#33 - Dethkids
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 16
Toki tries to compensate for his adorable charm by over-brutalizing his intentions and actions.
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#34 - Skwisklok
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 11
Skwisgaar hosts the "Skwisgaar Skwigelf Advanced Hand Finger Wizard Master Class" pay-per-view event to promote sales of his new guitar line, which includes models such as the Skwisarmyatar and the Antfarmatar. The rest of the guys get inspired to also try their hand at endorsement deals. Metal legend King Diamond guest stars as Ronald Von Monoldburg.
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#35 - Dethstars
Metalocalypse - Season 1 - Episode 19
The band is given a movie development deal.
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#36 - Relapse Into Refreshment
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time - Season 1 - Episode 5
Nick discusses his obsession with scatological humor at an early age. Sketches include a TV show about a masturbating sniper, pirates following a treasure map tatooed to one of their scrotums, and a man with unorthodox survival skills (such as bashing out his teeth to make a weapon to fight night creatures and bigfoot, eating rocks, and giving himself oral sex.
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#37 - The Leather Swingset With the Monkey and the Gun
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time - Season 1 - Episode 2
Nick discusses how dirty the show can be. Sketches include inappropriate paramedics, a house haunted by an optically challenged portrait, Gay Robot's creepy neighbor, an ill-fated jungle expedition, and a civil-rights-era fable.
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#38 - Saturday Early Evening Fever
Andy Richter Controls the Universe - Season 2 - Episode 13
Andy's grandmother also happens to be Byron's girlfriend.
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#39 - Snakes n' Barrels II (2)
Metalocalypse - Season 2 - Episode 17
When Pickles discovers through an episode of Where are They Now Now? that Snakes 'N' Barrels has reunited without him for the "SOBERTOWN USA No Drugs Allowed Sober Rock and Roll Show", he and the rest of Dethklok travel to Los Angeles to put an end to the atrocity. Part two.
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Nick Swardson's Pretend Time - Season 2 - Episode 1
Nick talks about dive bars; 16 (months) & Pregnant parody, Wheel Chair Cat has to defends one of his nine lives in court; an infomercial for a new ab-workout device using natural male self motivation; playing out an old fantasy during a zombie apocalypse; high school student Dijon’s senior project video “Baby Not From Booty”; Nick talks about charity drive themes that might be more popular and how he’s not a morning person; a new product called “International Waters” and online gaming add-on “The Smack Transporter”.
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#41 - Powdered Doughnuts Make Me Go Nuts
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time - Season 1 - Episode 1
There’s blood, tears, vomit, urine and donkey sperm - lots of donkey sperm. In the premiere of comedian Nick Swardson's sketch-comedy show, a man is upset when his mother leaves all her money to the family cat. Nick dedicates the show to his dead cat. Also: a father who compiles a "bucket list" for his son; and a profile of Lady Gaga's brother, a police officer in New Jersey.
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