The BEST episodes written by Simon Nye

Floppy, But Not Too Floppy
star
9.93
30 votes

#1 - Floppy, But Not Too Floppy

How Do You Want Me? - Season 1 - Episode 2

Ian finally receives his first business assignment: taking the primary school annual photograph. However, things don’t go quite to plan as his inexperience shows through and the students and staff are not as co-operative as he had hoped. Lisa’s father is determined to get his son in law to return to London and offers him a substantial sum of money to encourage him to leave. Meanwhile Lisa has problems of her own when it becomes apparent that her ex, Derek, still harbours feelings for her.

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Monstrous
star
9.90
29 votes

#2 - Monstrous

How Do You Want Me? - Season 1 - Episode 3

Some intimate photographs of Ian and Lisa cause a stir when they are posted around the village. Desperate to ingratiate himself with the villagers, Ian joins the local football team but quickly begins to regret his decision.

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Loser
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9.56
34 votes

#3 - Loser

Hardware - Season 2 - Episode 4

Bumbling loser and dispenser of the Adapti-tool Cliff drops into the shop in the hope of being able to set up a small booth to distribute his product and Mike, in a surprising moment of amiability, harangues Rex until he submits to Cliff's request. However, after a masterclass in how to sell his product from the effervescent Kenny, Cliff makes the transition from nice-guy-loser to rip-off-merchant in a short space of time, prompting Mike to regret his instant kindness. Meanwhile, Rex and Julie's dispute reaches boiling point.

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The Hidden World of Country Fire Stations
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9.00
28 votes

#4 - The Hidden World of Country Fire Stations

How Do You Want Me? - Season 1 - Episode 5

Ian travels round with the local fire service when he decides to write a book about them however, he uncovers a swindle they don’t want revealed. Lisa has a constant flow of visitors and Ian begins to feel claustrophobic.

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Woof!
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8.93
29 votes

#5 - Woof!

How Do You Want Me? - Season 1 - Episode 4

Derek’s continued obsession with Lisa creates friction. To support a village charity gala, Ian invites one of his friends from the London comedy club to perform. However his friend’s style of stand up proves to be a little too much for the audience.

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Hutch
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8.90
31 votes

#6 - Hutch

Hardware - Season 1 - Episode 6

The Gang build a Rabbit Hutch and Rex's friends visit.

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Women
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8.90
31 votes

#7 - Women

Hardware - Season 1 - Episode 5

The Gang decide that not enough women shop in their store, so begin selling more things that will appeal to the oppisite sex, but to many women start shooping at the store.

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Nice
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8.90
38 votes

#8 - Nice

Hardware - Season 1 - Episode 1

A group of men spend their working days at a small hardware shop insulting customers. When Mike insults a customer who then tries to commit suicide, he vows to be friendly and helpful.

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Naked
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8.76
33 votes

#9 - Naked

Hardware - Season 1 - Episode 2

Mike is annoyed by the gang's excitement over their new uniforms; at the same time, his girlfriend's mother comes to visit and attempts to seduce him.

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Tony Two-Ways
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8.73
33 votes

#10 - Tony Two-Ways

Hardware - Season 2 - Episode 5

A gay guy that seems to know Steve visits the store. Kenny and Mike won't stop taking the mickey of Steve, saying he's gay, and Rex states he thinks it's unnatural for two men to date. Will Steve prove his not gay? And Mike's DIY article in the paper receives complaints. So Kenny has a go...and also receives complaints.

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Episode 6
star
8.50
4 votes

#11 - Episode 6

Reggie Perrin (2009) - Season 2 - Episode 6

With Nicola's affair with David out in the open, the Perrins clash as Nicola's father and Reggie's mother prepare to tie the knot. Back at Groomtech, Reggie needs to come up with a plan to scupper the chairman's plans to sell the company. Or should he just disappear again?

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Episode 5
star
8.50
4 votes

#12 - Episode 5

Reggie Perrin (2009) - Season 2 - Episode 5

Grot becomes a huge success and Reggie finds himself with a difficult choice to make at Groomtech. When Reggie tries to make things up with Nicola he ends up making a shocking discovery.

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Pornography
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8.47
121 votes

#13 - Pornography

Men Behaving Badly - Season 4 - Episode 3

Gary organises a dinner party which proves to be a total disaster while Tony's new girlfriend tells him that he'll have to get rid of his collection of soft-porn magazines or she'll leave him.

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Cardigan
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8.26
89 votes

#14 - Cardigan

Men Behaving Badly - Season 5 - Episode 5

Gary is upset when he's mistaken for George at the office. He decides to prove that he isn't becoming "middle aged" by taking Dorothy, Tony and Deborah to an all-night rave. The evening is a complete disaster!

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The Good Pub Guide
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8.06
125 votes

#15 - The Good Pub Guide

Men Behaving Badly - Season 5 - Episode 2

Deborah has become interested in astrology. Tony thinks he can use this new interest as a way of getting her to sleep with him. Dorothy gives Gary a lesson in bad behaviour. Gary and Tony are horrified when they discover that Les has been sacked as manager of ""The Crown"". They're even more horrified when they learn that the new landlord plans to completely refurbish the pub. They set about finding a new 'local'. They also fill their flat with some strange mementoes of the 'old Crown'.

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Hair
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8.04
127 votes

#16 - Hair

Men Behaving Badly - Season 5 - Episode 1

Tony is away travelling around Europe. Meanwhile, Gary and Dorothy have a very romantic time and Dorothy decides that she'll move in with Gary. She also decides that Tony will have to leave the flat if he moves in! Tony comes home with a beard and is shocked to find a tidy flat with a fridge full of food instead of lager. Gary agonises about ways of breaking the news to Tony that he'll have to leave the flat.

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Finger
star
8.00
31 votes

#17 - Finger

Hardware - Season 1 - Episode 4

Mike's girlfriend tries to build a folding ironing board; Steve cuts off his finger.

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Nude
star
7.94
32 votes

#18 - Nude

Hardware - Season 2 - Episode 3

Anne's approached by an artist who specialises in the drawing of nude models, and is offered a hefty cash sum to be the subject of his next piece. At Hamway's, Rex realises, due to the impact of the price cuts at the infamous DIY superstore that his shop is fast losing money, and decides that someone has to go. And that someone is Kenny.

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Jealousy
star
7.89
63 votes

#19 - Jealousy

Men Behaving Badly - Season 6 - Episode 3

Tony becomes obsessively jealous when he thinks that Deborah fancies another man. Gary and Dorothy, Tony and Deborah spend a weekend in a caravan out in the country. Gary is trying to give up smoking.

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Cowardice
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7.88
95 votes

#20 - Cowardice

Men Behaving Badly - Season 5 - Episode 3

Gary makes himself look like a coward in a 'road rage' incident so he hatches a plan to make himself look macho. He hires someone to pretend to pick a fight with him in the pub but ends up fighting the wrong man. Deborah has a female friend staying with her. Gary and Tony are convinced that she's going through a ""lesbian phase""!

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Drunk
star
7.88
97 votes

#21 - Drunk

Men Behaving Badly - Season 4 - Episode 5

Gary is supposed to be having a romantic meal with Dorothy, but he gets held up in the pub with Tony. Then Les announces a ""Beers of the World"" promotion and Gary and Tony have to help with the tasting. Will he ever get to the romantic meal?

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Episode 1
star
7.83
220 votes

#22 - Episode 1

The Durrells - Season 4 - Episode 1

Louisa throws herself into running her boarding house, but mysterious guest Lazaros Vangelatos places the villa under police scrutiny.

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My Brilliant Career
star
7.81
88 votes

#23 - My Brilliant Career

Men Behaving Badly - Season 1 - Episode 6

Gary thinks that he's been offered a new job so takes his staff out to dinner so that he can tell them that he's leaving! Will he be correct? Meanwhile, Dermot loses his job after he dangles a customer by the ankles.

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In Bed with Dorothy
star
7.79
95 votes

#24 - In Bed with Dorothy

Men Behaving Badly - Season 4 - Episode 6

Dorothy has had an operation to remove her appendix so Gary insists that she stays with him so that he can look after her. He isn't happy when she shows no interest in having sex with him. Tony is discovered wearing spectacles.

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Amy's Choice
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7.78
3542 votes

#25 - Amy's Choice

Doctor Who (2005) - Season 5 - Episode 7

A pregnant Amy Pond faces a terrible choice. Or does she? All is not as it seems in this chilling adventure...

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Bed
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7.68
128 votes

#26 - Bed

Men Behaving Badly - Season 3 - Episode 2

It's a wild and stormy night. Deborah can't sleep because the broken garden fence is flapping around in the wind, Dorothy can't because because she has an upset stomach. They solve these problems by sending Tony out in the storm to fix the fence and Gary out to find an all-night chemist.

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Episode 3
star
7.66
194 votes

#27 - Episode 3

The Durrells - Season 3 - Episode 3

Larry travels with Louisa to Bournemouth, only to fall in with a group of modern and bohemian artists in London.

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Wedding
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7.66
124 votes

#28 - Wedding

Men Behaving Badly - Season 6 - Episode 2

The day of Gary and Dorothy's wedding arrives and both of them are having second thoughts. Tony, however, is ""on a promise"" if the wedding goes ahead.

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Home-Made Sauna
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7.66
118 votes

#29 - Home-Made Sauna

Men Behaving Badly - Season 5 - Episode 7

Dorothy and Deborah have gone away on a sailing weekend. Tony is building a sauna in the garden shed - a ""shedna"" as he calls it. Gary and Tony meet Paula and Carol, who are staying at the house next door for the weekend. They invite the girls round for a barbecue. Tony makes a play for Paula, but discovers that she's a happily married mother. Gary is seduced by Carol. When Deborah and Dorothy come home, Tony talks Debs into trying out the ""shedna"" with him, but it blows up before they can use it! Gary obviously keeps quiet about his weekend activities with Carol.

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Gary & Tony
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7.63
144 votes

#30 - Gary & Tony

Men Behaving Badly - Season 2 - Episode 1

Dermot has left the flat and gone abroad so Gary advertises for a new lodger. After interviewing a string of very strange and weird applicants, Gary offers the room to a bloke called Tony. Also, Anthea asks Gary for a pay rise and gets locked in the stationery cupboard.

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Weekend
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7.61
116 votes

#31 - Weekend

Men Behaving Badly - Season 3 - Episode 4

Tony gets a job as a barman, working for Les. Gary and Dorothy compare fantasies.

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Babies
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7.57
124 votes

#32 - Babies

Men Behaving Badly - Season 4 - Episode 1

Deborah leaves her keys with Tony so that he can let the gas engineer in to service her boiler. Tony can't resist the chance to have a peep in Deborah's underwear drawer, with disastrous consequences! Gary and Dorothy think they might have a baby - Dorothy begins to wonder whether Gary is mature enough to be a father.

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Marriage
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7.54
57 votes

#33 - Marriage

Men Behaving Badly - Season 3 - Episode 6

Tony resorts to bugging Deborah's flat in an attempt to find out what she sees in her new estate agent boyfriend. Gary takes Dorothy to the ""Pasta Pig"" for a romantic meal. Carried away by the wine and the atmosphere, he forgets himself and proposes! - Dorothy accepts!! Next morning, Gary has second thoughts but how can he escape marriage?

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Infidelity
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7.53
92 votes

#34 - Infidelity

Men Behaving Badly - Season 4 - Episode 2

Deborah tells Tony that she prefers people who help others, so he tries to become a Samaritan. Meanwhile, Gary suspects Dorothy of ""playing around"" and goes to great lengths to confirm his suspicions.

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Stag Night
star
7.52
96 votes

#35 - Stag Night

Men Behaving Badly - Season 6 - Episode 1

Gary and Tony set out to celebrate Gary's stag night after Dorothy decides that it's time Gary showed ""real committment"" by marrying her. Gary suggests to Dorothy that buying a dog together might be an alternative!

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No-one Can Hear You Scream
star
7.52
33 votes

#36 - No-one Can Hear You Scream

How Do You Want Me? - Season 1 - Episode 1

Newly-weds Lisa and Ian Lyons move from London to her home village in rural Suffolk. Ian has trouble adapting to country life when he offends his wife’s farming family over dinner. Then he exacerbates the animosity Lisa’s family have for him even further at the grand opening of a new turkey barn. Meanwhile when Ian struggles to find suitable employment, he takes over the local photography business.

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Sex & Violence
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7.48
90 votes

#37 - Sex & Violence

Men Behaving Badly - Season 1 - Episode 5

Dermot organises a romantic dinner for Deborah

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Playing Away
star
7.46
94 votes

#38 - Playing Away

Men Behaving Badly - Season 4 - Episode 7

Tony has toothache but can't face a trip to the dentist. He decides on a 'do-it-yourself' extraction and ends up in great pain. Gary and Deborah have gone away on a weekend writing course. Tony calls Dorothy at the hospital and she comes round to help him. They end up in bed together.

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Episode 2
star
7.45
170 votes

#39 - Episode 2

The Durrells - Season 4 - Episode 2

Louisa finds herself fending off unexpected romanctic advances. Leslie's arranged hunt for new guest, Colonel Ribbindane, doesn't quite go to plan when his past revisits him.

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Casualties
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7.44
94 votes

#40 - Casualties

Men Behaving Badly - Season 3 - Episode 3

Deborah has become very depressed, so she decides to sell her flat and leave the country (As you do!!!). To prevent her from leaving, Gary and Tony do everything they can think of to convince potential buyers that her flat is a terrible place to live!

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Three Girlfriends
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7.42
122 votes

#41 - Three Girlfriends

Men Behaving Badly - Season 4 - Episode 4

Gary's dad has come to stay so he has to find a partner to take to a party. Tony has three girlfriends at the same time and he's finding it difficult to keep them apart. He's also making Gary very jealous!

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Your Mate v Your Bird
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7.42
123 votes

#42 - Your Mate v Your Bird

Men Behaving Badly - Season 5 - Episode 4

Gary has to decide between keeping Tony as a flatmate and living with Dorothy. He finally decides to ask Tony to leave. Tony moves to a room in ""The Crown"". Then Dorothy announces that she's decided to move in with Deborah! Tony tries to prove his love for Deborah with a do-it-yourself tattoo.

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Rich and Fat
star
7.39
119 votes

#43 - Rich and Fat

Men Behaving Badly - Season 5 - Episode 6

Everyone keeps telling Tony that he's getting fat, so he tries to lose weight. Tony discovers that Gary has £33,000 in his savings account and soon everyone knows about it. Dorothy 'persuades' Gary to make a donation to the hospital appeal fund but everyone is after Gary for a handout. He solves the problem by pretending that he's blown all of his money on expensive watches and Harrods lager.

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Going Nowhere
star
7.33
132 votes

#44 - Going Nowhere

Men Behaving Badly - Season 2 - Episode 5

Gary and Deborah are trapped in a lift together. Tony has bought an old van and equips it with an electric blanket - Can you guess why?!

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The Bet
star
7.21
70 votes

#45 - The Bet

Men Behaving Badly - Season 1 - Episode 2

Gary and Dermot play chess to decide who will win an evening of pleasure

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Fall
star
7.18
119 votes

#46 - Fall

Finding Alice - Season 1 - Episode 1

For Alice, Harry and their daughter, Charlotte, moving into their dream home quickly becomes a nightmare when Harry is found dead at the bottom of the stairs.

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Lovers
star
7.14
125 votes

#47 - Lovers

Men Behaving Badly - Season 3 - Episode 1

Gary is upset when he discovers that he's had well below the average number of sexual partners for a man of his age, so goes to great lengths to prove to Dorothy that he's VERY experienced. Meanwhile, Deborah has split up with her boyfriend, making Tony thinks he's in with a chance!

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People Behaving Irritatingly
star
7.13
129 votes

#48 - People Behaving Irritatingly

Men Behaving Badly - Season 2 - Episode 6

Tony's brother has come to stay and so does his girlfriend. Gary ends up wanting to kill both of them. Then he finds out that her parents have a holiday villa which might be available for a free holiday. Now he'll have to be nice to them both!

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How to Dump Your Girlfriend
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7.13
134 votes

#49 - How to Dump Your Girlfriend

Men Behaving Badly - Season 2 - Episode 3

Deborah is ill, so Tony decides to look after her. Meanwhile, Tony decides that his girlfriend is getting too serious for his liking so sets about finding a way of dumping her without having to tell her face to face!

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Sofa
star
7.11
122 votes

#50 - Sofa

Men Behaving Badly - Season 6 - Episode 6

Dorothy talks Gary into getting rid of his 25-year-old sofa. Gary reminisces about the events his sofa has 'witnessed'.

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